Thank you for reading this... thing, I guess. If not... I'm fine with that.
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (Feb 25) - That was super tight, got the clothes. All that monitors. Godfather backscreen? Going to the Oscars! Vlogging! Samsung project and 360 camera... YES! Travelling by air to prepare... It's the 88th... there we go. One bag, two bag... I don't have socks. Experiencing a delay... to JFK. Just lay down, get comfortable... off to dreamland. Thanks. No one! Taking off. Earlier was a lie, I guess. Still no people. Bond + Asylum... Trying out newest products... 360 camera in the red carpet. Dramatic... from the future. Very exciting couple of days...
FEELING iT!!! (Feb 26) - To the pool with the drone. Soon. Paul? Getting credential. Leo badge? Red carpet plus white plastic. SO narrow. Super Bowl? Important interview, Gold leaf? Very secretive badge. Super open, which is amazing. Boosted in LA! After gnarly LA. Less fun w/o boost. JEROME JARRE... crazy man. Bed is for soft men? The Vine Mansion! 1600 Vine. Hyper-lapse!
INSANE SUPERFAN! (Feb 27) - Crib? Chris the stranger... Oh my gad... You do need a badge... All the variable. Ron Jeremy? Sun Roof? Fire lane... Pardon me. Haircut, live performance with Roman? Secret entrance... the knuckleheads. What the hell is going? That's not true. Intermission green room. Casey, Casey, Casey... trying to help him out there... Real cozy seats... Ooh, fade out.
CRASHING THE OSCARS (Feb 28) - Actual model, by the way. Jelly make thing beautiful. Is that a man bun? Candace promotion. That's a cool car. Floating couch. Quick picture. That's the blimp. Stupidly early. Look at this situation. First one at the Oscars? Look at that food! I lost the babysitter. There's Sophie Turner. So close and so far away. Oscars of Pizza. Almost a meal. Heading to the seat. SO FAR AWAY... I rather watch TV. Videos and seat filler. Trouble mission. Backstage access. Favorite celebrity. Back at the backstage. Interloper. Casey is so happy! Great place to be...
NO MORE Hotel Room Service (Feb 29) - Lost the connection. All that coffee. Taking the fresh air. M&M for sustenance. He'll get the hint. Next time, fancy hotel room. Aggressive elevator. Luzu takes Casey to the beach. Penny board? He got a boosted board! Twelve seconds later... oh no. Trash can? Boosted brothers. Lana is vlogging. Triple bleep! That worked out nicely. Action sequence. Flight is in three hours. What a wonderful couple. Flight is 9:30??? Just lovely, last one on the flight?
i'm a male model (Mar 1) - 5:37 back on NYC. Most sleep in a week. Kosciuszko. Photo shoot. Take it for the vlog. Awesome hair... Ready for the Oscars again. What is the noise? Return to Q&A... Back cover. Skateboard... okay, let's figure it out... They cut the scene. This is their special moment. MY KIDS LOVE... cool! I tried. Stallone should have won. Best YouTuber category. The Music is absolutely real... carry two phones. Stealth fighter. MAD MAX YES. Actress in a line, like always.
HE'S HERE!! (Mar 2) - Crazy busy, but nothing done but chocolate. Audio port is continuing. Drake is messing with your sound. Neverending construction and food. Taller than I am. No one sqaure... borderline child abuse? Routine checkup. I am so sorry... 15 feet ladder, off the building. Francine can't open packages. That's a bear. Cool Joe and the wood. Nice bag. From September. Custom legos. Smoked bacon brittle??? Say it again. This is absurd. Did you see the letter. Thank you!
SHE FLEW OFF THE BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 3) - Creative, accurate. Supreme. United Nation, how do you forget that? Little late to the UN. General... without skateboard. This is the building... All the kids holding the camera. Should have been a disaster, Levied Sanction. Sara falling. No cable. That ding. This is order. USB hub! All of those needs to be... GONE. For boosted, bikes and couch!
MiNi CUSTOM SUNGLASSES RING?!?!! (Mar 4) - Lost driver's license. Candice is psyched. Francine is walking by the weekend. Close, but no cigar. Here's the next train. Not stopping. WRONG SUBWAY! Stuck and snow again. OSCAR, YOU HAVE A RINGER RINGING IN 4 DAYS... FROM THE ENTIRE FLOOR. That's a strong battery, apparently. Taking all the stuff. Breaking in... SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORCHES. Look up! Any excuse... one million rings.
I BUILT IT!!! (Mar 5) - Still ringing. Little one to breakfast. Balancing job. Camera in cell phone booth... Deconstructed... most destroyed. ROOM IN THE BACK. Opaque projector. MM projector. That's a play button. Molding. Good progress. Chip, chip, chip it away. Great time-lapse. NO CGI!!! ONE HOUR DATE NIGHT. All about packaging. Going to be packed. Double date? Ice cream!
HUGE FACEBOOK (Mar 6) - Big dinosaur. To uptown! 14th Street. This is the planetarium. Suggested donation? All that diorama. Special relationship. Painting a virtual that is physical. Nothing physical. Hard to olly a longboard. CAN YOU HELP ME? Placeholder. Feng Shui stuff. Full bar? Mirror gives depth. Little bit of food poisoning. Beat up all day. DAY EIGHT!!!
FIRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 7) - Is renovation is boring? Getting all the things... Here's the outside. Unbelievably lovely day. No plugs? Different neighborhood. Do you know how to skateboard... looking forward. Look at him. He did alright. Lucky charms marshmallow. Lighting. Meeting, they sat on the couch. VERY SICK. I feel fantastic right now! Running tomorrow.
i tried, I FAILED (Mar 8) - Run feels good. Baby doctor... Heavy traffic, Candice A GOOD MOM. Everything wrong, spoiled Francine! Video experiment. Complete half--- Spin it around. Bullet cam! Maybe it will work. Precision... nah. Adjusting... what? 20,000 notification. Owning up situation. Get the mean boy all the gifts. Sort of works. Rope around neck. Talk from Switzerland. Great handle. ABYSMAL FAILURE. Baby doctor - junk food no more. no nighttime activity.
I DID IT!!! (Mar 9) - Few days, preview of Summer. Everybody so happy. Crash to cop car. Employee dinner. Rough night. Disheveled. Lunch outside. Congratulation? Primary colors. Uoooh. Nice shot. Entire street blocked. Be good, Marlon. Thank you, Jeff? Exhausting. All that stuff!!!
I Was Photographed for PLAYBOY! (Mar 10) - Photo shoot. I offered. Bringing his son to Playboy? That's just stupid. Chinatown photo studio. Photo team + Owen. Shooting outside. Pretending. Collarbone on boosted board? First time for playboy? That was... last shoot. Very dirty. Going on the roof. That was very risky. Pretty good shot. Flirt with photo assistant? Jack's stern goodbye. DRASTIC MEASURE. That's a song reference. Boosted board to heliport. That's JFK! I love that... DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! Eggplant Parmesan. Full of bread. What's up. Another flight.
NOW I HAVE FOUR!!! (Mar 11) - We're in AUSTIN. Have a good day. SXSW, Samsung panel. Another VR movie. That's kind of it. Snacks for SXSW... specially built. Filming the surrounding. This does all that. Soak it in. I need a horse. No motor, no fun. WHY BOOSTED BOARD! I think we have number four. Get up the hill! Odyssey! Fully charged. Walking around the street. Camera rolling. Watching Spanish soap opera. Weird eyes. WE GOT PERMISSION. Million parties.
SHE GOT THE HELICOPTER!!!! (Mar 12) - New trick. Get beautiful shot. Really questioning. THAT IS A BIG DRONE. You are not a flier. Whole lot of shoot. IT'S SO BIG, almost touching. Such a fun shoot, VR panel. Return to food. Helicopter people. Green room. Prepare = eating snacks. Owning VR. Sam's futuristic bike. Texas BBQ. Twelve-hour badge. Two hour sleep. Very late. !!!!!
OMG We Actually DID IT! (Mar 13) - To the heliport. Drone to helicopter! First helicopter shot. Try something like fun! This is like behind the scenes. Our timing sucks. Can we... oh, we done it already. Back to the drone shot. Perfect six star, 54 minutes. Back to NYC. United First is terrible.
IT FINALLY CAME!!! (Mar 14) - Francine can walk now. Back at 75%. You were obsessive. Challenging and horrible. Cape Town flight. Ambien! More like western Africa. Entirely freaking... PHANTOM 4 is out here. Bring this to South Africa? More suitcase. Bank, beme hat! Rich Pink. Random search, every single time. She is walking now. WISH US LUCK.
Incredible FIRST CLASS Seats!! (Mar 15) - Fourth glass of champagne. Good jacket. AWWWW... This is London and six hour layover. She's up crying. Heathrow is a labyrinth. There's the lounge. Fighting with everyone. British Airways is the best! Pilot is above them? She was SCREAMING. That's Table Mountain. Totally worth the five years of saving travel miles. WE HAVE ARRIVED.
PHANTOM 4 DRONE GREATEST FEATURE!!! (Mar 16) - ZERO SHIRTS. Every minute count. Latest and greatest in drone technology. Candice running away. Woah. How far away. Very hot. World's worst drone pilot. Spying on neighbors. That's some car. Comprehensive... review DJI4... Pretty sure it's fine. Look at that. (Hands across the sky...) LOW POWER. Could make great friends. Conclusive reviewed... AWESOME. Just google it. Twist and pull. Fits in a small bag.
She Wants a Facelift.. seriously (Mar 17) - Flowerpot of water. Going to the museum. I FORGOT THE BLADES!!! Well, let's go inside the museum. Big tortoise. Smile Candice is... unpleasing. Little nature hike. All that clouds. Ligament issue. Knee feels good. Behind-the-scene shot. Need to perform. Going down with the drone. Very drone heavy... this is a apology? No, here's the top. Flying lawnmower. Candice is very different in South Africa??? Bunch of belts. That face. Rest of dinner.
This Was HER IDEA.. (Mar 18) - Nowhere to escape. Ridiculously beautiful. Exercise and photo. Wrong side of the road... Yeah, South Africa drives on the left!!! THAT's a exercise class. Favorite. JUNE??? Borrowing cash. 75 degrees and freezing. I just realized that driving on the left makes more sense because on the road view away will be left to right, instead of right to left. Forward movement. Look at the BLUE TRAIN! That's a convicted paedo... Over the rainbow bridge. Heavy seesaw... Where's Dolly? Fast Googler. Alone on the train. Rock climbing. You better not drop her. NO -mom. How are going to get down... Take the camera. TWO STORY POOL JUMP,
Romantic Night (Mar 19) - Highlight of last day? Family trip. And gas. What a joker. Wonderful drive to the beach. There's a penguin. Poop in bathing suit. Boulders. Not too long. That's a penguin. Cheers. Marriage test, car key. Act of God of lost car key. Absolutely incredible. Everywhere closed. HUGE ROCKS... All that rocks is perfect... and warm. Great drone shots. Double.
Surfing with GREAT WHITE SHARKS (Mar 20) - Half a day today! Surfing! Nice video scrubbing. Interesting smell. Videorise. Blue cheese and sock. Muizenberg, Indian and Sharkey Great White. Stop complaining. Nice drone shot. Tendency for American. I DO NOT KNOW. Shark repellent stickers? BLACK FLAG... He was not messing with me. End with a drone flight. Definitely on drugs, that's the most scary thing in this place. Living for the airport. Not bummed except Francine. Candice is sad... unconvincingly. She only has her mom. Flying blue.
this is the BEST AIRPLANE SEAT!!! (Mar 21) - Best night of sleep. Who's TIM? Police situation, on the wrong plane. Weirdest shower sound. Now we have both seats. Delete two clips... because that's what you do... or something. Back in the city. Latest and greatest. Let's get excited? Ooooh. They have the second one! Local camera stores delivers. Low-light is much better. So empty.
WE'RE MOVING!!! (Mar 22) - Dada... Super Quick message in Brussels, Istanbul, Ivory Coast. React by doing the best you can do... Good old NYC run in this vlog. Slo-mo drop. Really cold. New door monitor. New red box location. Backward, weird hole. Was that a elevator? More drone shots. Last Q & A for this series. NYC/SA... Jack? Lot of discouragement. Arabic and Mandarin is good. Vlog is an afterthought. Punctuation! No. Never. WE'RE MOVING! That shot was cinematic. Four time the current commute, it's okay. That's an eye. World's greatest peephole. Movie in Midtown. Thousand people outside. Going the secret way... April 1 opening date. Roman's new movie.
Socially Awkward (Mar 23) - InStyle German. Where's Dean? No dinghy. Two hands. Drone + Booster... This majestic shot. Great mail time transition. 25 pack gummy bears. Yanking teeth. Colonel Blimp, interesting. Nutella and Cat... Next year? Weird package. Small glasses. Unnecessary. Dean finished his renovation. Nice cut. Gratuitous drone sequence. First spring day. Wet skating. Social, juicy couture and nice invite. WELL, I AM PRESS... Launching... Very nice to meet you.
1 trick to 2.5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS (Mar 24) - Why is this start of Year 2? This is the end of year 1... well, I think he's skipping. Huge viral hits. 2 Million for a year, just every day vlog. Catalyst. I can run for President... I feel old. Bike and big deal... I gave up on that... Xavier Anderson. New apartment. Hugest deal. Three month sublet. One and a half block. Construction worker. Break in. Great pizza and uptown. Single Room Occupancy. Little baby... you just survive in the city. Happening, it's Candice's apartment. IT'S MY LEASE! Bigger and scarier mountain. Moving crisis. We saw 10 Cloverfield Lane... very good movie. Sleeping on the floor with Owen. SAD!
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