Thank you for reading this... thing, I guess. If not... I'm fine with that.
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (Feb 25) - That was super tight, got the clothes. All that monitors. Godfather backscreen? Going to the Oscars! Vlogging! Samsung project and 360 camera... YES! Travelling by air to prepare... It's the 88th... there we go. One bag, two bag... I don't have socks. Experiencing a delay... to JFK. Just lay down, get comfortable... off to dreamland. Thanks. No one! Taking off. Earlier was a lie, I guess. Still no people. Bond + Asylum... Trying out newest products... 360 camera in the red carpet. Dramatic... from the future. Very exciting couple of days...
FEELING iT!!! (Feb 26) - To the pool with the drone. Soon. Paul? Getting credential. Leo badge? Red carpet plus white plastic. SO narrow. Super Bowl? Important interview, Gold leaf? Very secretive badge. Super open, which is amazing. Boosted in LA! After gnarly LA. Less fun w/o boost. JEROME JARRE... crazy man. Bed is for soft men? The Vine Mansion! 1600 Vine. Hyper-lapse!
INSANE SUPERFAN! (Feb 27) - Crib? Chris the stranger... Oh my gad... You do need a badge... All the variable. Ron Jeremy? Sun Roof? Fire lane... Pardon me. Haircut, live performance with Roman? Secret entrance... the knuckleheads. What the hell is going? That's not true. Intermission green room. Casey, Casey, Casey... trying to help him out there... Real cozy seats... Ooh, fade out.
CRASHING THE OSCARS (Feb 28) - Actual model, by the way. Jelly make thing beautiful. Is that a man bun? Candace promotion. That's a cool car. Floating couch. Quick picture. That's the blimp. Stupidly early. Look at this situation. First one at the Oscars? Look at that food! I lost the babysitter. There's Sophie Turner. So close and so far away. Oscars of Pizza. Almost a meal. Heading to the seat. SO FAR AWAY... I rather watch TV. Videos and seat filler. Trouble mission. Backstage access. Favorite celebrity. Back at the backstage. Interloper. Casey is so happy! Great place to be...
NO MORE Hotel Room Service (Feb 29) - Lost the connection. All that coffee. Taking the fresh air. M&M for sustenance. He'll get the hint. Next time, fancy hotel room. Aggressive elevator. Luzu takes Casey to the beach. Penny board? He got a boosted board! Twelve seconds later... oh no. Trash can? Boosted brothers. Lana is vlogging. Triple bleep! That worked out nicely. Action sequence. Flight is in three hours. What a wonderful couple. Flight is 9:30??? Just lovely, last one on the flight?
i'm a male model (Mar 1) - 5:37 back on NYC. Most sleep in a week. Kosciuszko. Photo shoot. Take it for the vlog. Awesome hair... Ready for the Oscars again. What is the noise? Return to Q&A... Back cover. Skateboard... okay, let's figure it out... They cut the scene. This is their special moment. MY KIDS LOVE... cool! I tried. Stallone should have won. Best YouTuber category. The Music is absolutely real... carry two phones. Stealth fighter. MAD MAX YES. Actress in a line, like always.
HE'S HERE!! (Mar 2) - Crazy busy, but nothing done but chocolate. Audio port is continuing. Drake is messing with your sound. Neverending construction and food. Taller than I am. No one sqaure... borderline child abuse? Routine checkup. I am so sorry... 15 feet ladder, off the building. Francine can't open packages. That's a bear. Cool Joe and the wood. Nice bag. From September. Custom legos. Smoked bacon brittle??? Say it again. This is absurd. Did you see the letter. Thank you!
SHE FLEW OFF THE BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 3) - Creative, accurate. Supreme. United Nation, how do you forget that? Little late to the UN. General... without skateboard. This is the building... All the kids holding the camera. Should have been a disaster, Levied Sanction. Sara falling. No cable. That ding. This is order. USB hub! All of those needs to be... GONE. For boosted, bikes and couch!
MiNi CUSTOM SUNGLASSES RING?!?!! (Mar 4) - Lost driver's license. Candice is psyched. Francine is walking by the weekend. Close, but no cigar. Here's the next train. Not stopping. WRONG SUBWAY! Stuck and snow again. OSCAR, YOU HAVE A RINGER RINGING IN 4 DAYS... FROM THE ENTIRE FLOOR. That's a strong battery, apparently. Taking all the stuff. Breaking in... SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORCHES. Look up! Any excuse... one million rings.
I BUILT IT!!! (Mar 5) - Still ringing. Little one to breakfast. Balancing job. Camera in cell phone booth... Deconstructed... most destroyed. ROOM IN THE BACK. Opaque projector. MM projector. That's a play button. Molding. Good progress. Chip, chip, chip it away. Great time-lapse. NO CGI!!! ONE HOUR DATE NIGHT. All about packaging. Going to be packed. Double date? Ice cream!
HUGE FACEBOOK (Mar 6) - Big dinosaur. To uptown! 14th Street. This is the planetarium. Suggested donation? All that diorama. Special relationship. Painting a virtual that is physical. Nothing physical. Hard to olly a longboard. CAN YOU HELP ME? Placeholder. Feng Shui stuff. Full bar? Mirror gives depth. Little bit of food poisoning. Beat up all day. DAY EIGHT!!!
FIRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 7) - Is renovation is boring? Getting all the things... Here's the outside. Unbelievably lovely day. No plugs? Different neighborhood. Do you know how to skateboard... looking forward. Look at him. He did alright. Lucky charms marshmallow. Lighting. Meeting, they sat on the couch. VERY SICK. I feel fantastic right now! Running tomorrow.
i tried, I FAILED (Mar 8) - Run feels good. Baby doctor... Heavy traffic, Candice A GOOD MOM. Everything wrong, spoiled Francine! Video experiment. Complete half--- Spin it around. Bullet cam! Maybe it will work. Precision... nah. Adjusting... what? 20,000 notification. Owning up situation. Get the mean boy all the gifts. Sort of works. Rope around neck. Talk from Switzerland. Great handle. ABYSMAL FAILURE. Baby doctor - junk food no more. no nighttime activity.
I DID IT!!! (Mar 9) - Few days, preview of Summer. Everybody so happy. Crash to cop car. Employee dinner. Rough night. Disheveled. Lunch outside. Congratulation? Primary colors. Uoooh. Nice shot. Entire street blocked. Be good, Marlon. Thank you, Jeff? Exhausting. All that stuff!!!
I Was Photographed for PLAYBOY! (Mar 10) - Photo shoot. I offered. Bringing his son to Playboy? That's just stupid. Chinatown photo studio. Photo team + Owen. Shooting outside. Pretending. Collarbone on boosted board? First time for playboy? That was... last shoot. Very dirty. Going on the roof. That was very risky. Pretty good shot. Flirt with photo assistant? Jack's stern goodbye. DRASTIC MEASURE. That's a song reference. Boosted board to heliport. That's JFK! I love that... DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! Eggplant Parmesan. Full of bread. What's up. Another flight.
NOW I HAVE FOUR!!! (Mar 11) - We're in AUSTIN. Have a good day. SXSW, Samsung panel. Another VR movie. That's kind of it. Snacks for SXSW... specially built. Filming the surrounding. This does all that. Soak it in. I need a horse. No motor, no fun. WHY BOOSTED BOARD! I think we have number four. Get up the hill! Odyssey! Fully charged. Walking around the street. Camera rolling. Watching Spanish soap opera. Weird eyes. WE GOT PERMISSION. Million parties.
SHE GOT THE HELICOPTER!!!! (Mar 12) - New trick. Get beautiful shot. Really questioning. THAT IS A BIG DRONE. You are not a flier. Whole lot of shoot. IT'S SO BIG, almost touching. Such a fun shoot, VR panel. Return to food. Helicopter people. Green room. Prepare = eating snacks. Owning VR. Sam's futuristic bike. Texas BBQ. Twelve-hour badge. Two hour sleep. Very late. !!!!!
OMG We Actually DID IT! (Mar 13) - To the heliport. Drone to helicopter! First helicopter shot. Try something like fun! This is like behind the scenes. Our timing sucks. Can we... oh, we done it already. Back to the drone shot. Perfect six star, 54 minutes. Back to NYC. United First is terrible.
IT FINALLY CAME!!! (Mar 14) - Francine can walk now. Back at 75%. You were obsessive. Challenging and horrible. Cape Town flight. Ambien! More like western Africa. Entirely freaking... PHANTOM 4 is out here. Bring this to South Africa? More suitcase. Bank, beme hat! Rich Pink. Random search, every single time. She is walking now. WISH US LUCK.
Incredible FIRST CLASS Seats!! (Mar 15) - Fourth glass of champagne. Good jacket. AWWWW... This is London and six hour layover. She's up crying. Heathrow is a labyrinth. There's the lounge. Fighting with everyone. British Airways is the best! Pilot is above them? She was SCREAMING. That's Table Mountain. Totally worth the five years of saving travel miles. WE HAVE ARRIVED.
PHANTOM 4 DRONE GREATEST FEATURE!!! (Mar 16) - ZERO SHIRTS. Every minute count. Latest and greatest in drone technology. Candice running away. Woah. How far away. Very hot. World's worst drone pilot. Spying on neighbors. That's some car. Comprehensive... review DJI4... Pretty sure it's fine. Look at that. (Hands across the sky...) LOW POWER. Could make great friends. Conclusive reviewed... AWESOME. Just google it. Twist and pull. Fits in a small bag.
She Wants a Facelift.. seriously (Mar 17) - Flowerpot of water. Going to the museum. I FORGOT THE BLADES!!! Well, let's go inside the museum. Big tortoise. Smile Candice is... unpleasing. Little nature hike. All that clouds. Ligament issue. Knee feels good. Behind-the-scene shot. Need to perform. Going down with the drone. Very drone heavy... this is a apology? No, here's the top. Flying lawnmower. Candice is very different in South Africa??? Bunch of belts. That face. Rest of dinner.
This Was HER IDEA.. (Mar 18) - Nowhere to escape. Ridiculously beautiful. Exercise and photo. Wrong side of the road... Yeah, South Africa drives on the left!!! THAT's a exercise class. Favorite. JUNE??? Borrowing cash. 75 degrees and freezing. I just realized that driving on the left makes more sense because on the road view away will be left to right, instead of right to left. Forward movement. Look at the BLUE TRAIN! That's a convicted paedo... Over the rainbow bridge. Heavy seesaw... Where's Dolly? Fast Googler. Alone on the train. Rock climbing. You better not drop her. NO -mom. How are going to get down... Take the camera. TWO STORY POOL JUMP,
Romantic Night (Mar 19) - Highlight of last day? Family trip. And gas. What a joker. Wonderful drive to the beach. There's a penguin. Poop in bathing suit. Boulders. Not too long. That's a penguin. Cheers. Marriage test, car key. Act of God of lost car key. Absolutely incredible. Everywhere closed. HUGE ROCKS... All that rocks is perfect... and warm. Great drone shots. Double.
Surfing with GREAT WHITE SHARKS (Mar 20) - Half a day today! Surfing! Nice video scrubbing. Interesting smell. Videorise. Blue cheese and sock. Muizenberg, Indian and Sharkey Great White. Stop complaining. Nice drone shot. Tendency for American. I DO NOT KNOW. Shark repellent stickers? BLACK FLAG... He was not messing with me. End with a drone flight. Definitely on drugs, that's the most scary thing in this place. Living for the airport. Not bummed except Francine. Candice is sad... unconvincingly. She only has her mom. Flying blue.
this is the BEST AIRPLANE SEAT!!! (Mar 21) - Best night of sleep. Who's TIM? Police situation, on the wrong plane. Weirdest shower sound. Now we have both seats. Delete two clips... because that's what you do... or something. Back in the city. Latest and greatest. Let's get excited? Ooooh. They have the second one! Local camera stores delivers. Low-light is much better. So empty.
WE'RE MOVING!!! (Mar 22) - Dada... Super Quick message in Brussels, Istanbul, Ivory Coast. React by doing the best you can do... Good old NYC run in this vlog. Slo-mo drop. Really cold. New door monitor. New red box location. Backward, weird hole. Was that a elevator? More drone shots. Last Q & A for this series. NYC/SA... Jack? Lot of discouragement. Arabic and Mandarin is good. Vlog is an afterthought. Punctuation! No. Never. WE'RE MOVING! That shot was cinematic. Four time the current commute, it's okay. That's an eye. World's greatest peephole. Movie in Midtown. Thousand people outside. Going the secret way... April 1 opening date. Roman's new movie.
Socially Awkward (Mar 23) - InStyle German. Where's Dean? No dinghy. Two hands. Drone + Booster... This majestic shot. Great mail time transition. 25 pack gummy bears. Yanking teeth. Colonel Blimp, interesting. Nutella and Cat... Next year? Weird package. Small glasses. Unnecessary. Dean finished his renovation. Nice cut. Gratuitous drone sequence. First spring day. Wet skating. Social, juicy couture and nice invite. WELL, I AM PRESS... Launching... Very nice to meet you.
1 trick to 2.5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS (Mar 24) - Why is this start of Year 2? This is the end of year 1... well, I think he's skipping. Huge viral hits. 2 Million for a year, just every day vlog. Catalyst. I can run for President... I feel old. Bike and big deal... I gave up on that... Xavier Anderson. New apartment. Hugest deal. Three month sublet. One and a half block. Construction worker. Break in. Great pizza and uptown. Single Room Occupancy. Little baby... you just survive in the city. Happening, it's Candice's apartment. IT'S MY LEASE! Bigger and scarier mountain. Moving crisis. We saw 10 Cloverfield Lane... very good movie. Sleeping on the floor with Owen. SAD!
Friday, April 29, 2016
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 11
There's only one more left after this! Let's get down to it!
My Viral Video SECRETS (Jan 26) - Taking a nap? Ripped Jean parent. It's the second. Hey, welcome... talking YouTube stuff. Still viral and MILKING IT! Exciting and fun and momentary. Five and six video... iPod guy, Bike Lanes Guy, Snowboard guy... Keep changing it up... not bad though. Miss your viral video? Here it comes. All the obstructions. Stuck and watch a video. PDP??? Is it scary? OH YES. No succumbing. Gender diversity? LIGHTING SUPPORT! Zeirgeist, timing. FRESH! Clear message. Touched upon... society is a fickle thing. Feeling lucky. Criticism pt. 2.
2 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS (Jan 27) - Lamborghini + Giant Sign??? Snowy disgusting mess. Baby shoes? ANOTHER KID? We live together! Healthy juice tip... That's the landlord. I stayed up all night! BIG DEAL! This quickly? Oh S..., what now? Achievement! Kicking myself, best content. Largest cookie... pizza cutter! All day, errerday... Pun? More cookies! Nice balance. No... DENT!
Go-Kart Wheel HOVERBOARD (Jan 28) - Marlon, lovely as always. Bleeding in two places. Nice return... iPhone dies at cold... Nice transition. Fancy cookies? New footpad sensor. Jacket appears out of nowhere. Drone fail. Panel light! There it flies! Drone above me. Triple tech threat. Pretty close.
that time in Afghanistan (Jan 29) - Juice counter? Jimmy Conrad is so funny... I remember him from 2014 World Cup coverage. Story time... THAT IS ROGER. Like shoes. Journal and here in the office. Grieving. Much larger... Cathartic, what a word. Low-hanging fruit? Rescue mission. Tattooing? Oh. Playing cards. GAY PORN PLAYING CARDS! Going under. It's like family. It's like pizza.
THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? (Jan 30) - Chocolate milk. I hate you. Hair all over. Peak awkward. She looks like Caitlin Hill. Oh... oh. Connecticut Welcome center. Booger in pants. Terrible driver. Lullaby are soothing. Dad's excitement is what I live for. Where's your brother? Winter start... Testing for new toy drone. Stunt double. Minor crash! Shaky. Huge, ech. Toy? Tech catch-up. Francine isn't feeling so well... and Casey with Owen... sees 13 HOURS... Meh. Boobs a lot.
I F@CK#D UP, BIG TIME (Jan 31) - Drone mishaps? Interesting? Cellphone mount! Got it just in time. Drone in high altitude. NO CONNECTION. I could see it. Alley crash. Drone has perished. IT SURVIVED!!! Tell my stories better. Pencil and paper works pretty well. Barely worth it. Recover?
MY ALL TIME GREATEST!!! (Feb 1) - Bad egg. When the flow cry? Rescue and recovery. Inherent risk... no clear means of access. Or Not. Be quiet, very very quiet. Back to the hardware store! Wildly different recovery approach. I'm getting vertigo. Oh, my palms are sweaty. Don't touch. WE GOT IT!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAPCHAT?? (Feb 2) - Oh, that's where Casey checks in... Sandwich... Letmegetta... Overcooked egg. How Casey packs. Horrible looking iPhone case. Lost? $100 bucks a pop. Oh, is that irony? This guy does? Social media... Facebook and nothing else. Human connection. I don't know single person. Chill out! I probably social media... Pewdiepie??? Thriving in a place and no one else. being funny is hard. Definitely YouTube. Tough... Feedback.
INSANE OFFICE SLIDE! (Feb 3) - All that YouTube Swag. Faraway titles. Ate all the candy... There he is? Lovely look. YouTube counter. Lot of overlap. Something like that. So smooth... Voiceover artist... Belly of the beast. A lot of Casey. Having a tough time. Coffee and donuts. Kale chips? YouTube slide. Rug burn. NICE censor. Rescue in YouTube. Well, that was short-lived.
AIRPORT SKATEBOARD SECRETS (Feb 4) - Going straight through. Elaborate shot, It's fun! Biggest truck in San Francisco. GENIUS. Good luck on Sunday... Niche. I saw you... somewhere. Really running late. That's the chronicle. Multitool? Borderline pleasure. Best and most expensive. $40.40. So much work, but sleep is imperative. Casey singled out!? Is this a private plane? Lovely. Back in New York City. Great movie selection. JFK is a honest mile of run. Warmer in February.
MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARD!! (Feb 5) - One block away. Crane falling... Lighten up... MAIL TIME! I break everything. Rolex, wedding present. Uhhh... White strap from Everest! Fancy rubber. More story. Once-in-lifetime? Short-minded. That's a big snowboard. Strange universe. Surfboard???
She's Not My Girlfriend Anymore (Feb 6) - He switched the intro order... Special presentation. Candice raiding the packages. In-FIN-case. X-ray vision goggle. Even more caveman-ish. Initial marriage. RV roughing it! That's harsh. Crooked teeth. iPhone footage. Skinny hot breakup. Gnarly. Ever hear that name. You WILL end up together. Perfect, happiest marriage. Releasing that, propose. Rocket launch is always appreciated it. Entire bag of cookie for Gigi. Lucky charms from bottom???
WHO'S THIS GUY? (Feb 7) - Nev is back on the vlog. Won't stop snapchatting. Fast and short. THIS RUN IS OVER! Superbowl party? Changing pants. Her face is defined. Unsupervised ice cream. That's convenient. From the future. So cute... Relaxing and boring. Can't get horribly drunk... sitter is leaving very soon. What is going on... is that a late night rap battle. Tiny chair. Matrix! MOVE!
THIS WILL SOLVE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM (Feb 8) - TGIM! Working on Futon bed. Burning candles. First laptop. Huge inflection. One larger space. It looks like a studio space. TIME MACHINE... Great trick. Lot of iteration, maximize the productivity. Studio evolving... Remodel.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? (Feb 9) - Faceswap app! Fantastic photographer... It's OUT. We're not make out people. Important message. Shorty Awards... Don't care... Hate losing? Under the radiator??? Desk. Rest of the stuff. Workshop Q & A, consistent. Great question. NO. Not a dancer. Never got an ounce of rhythm. San Fran... amazing city. HERE'S MARK W. GRAY! No permission. Owen or Francine, whatever you make them happy. From Kuwait. Waris with the Tiger. Beat up... HE's a Sikh. Jewelry designer, wedding ring! Handsome, great actor. Unbelievable. Frustrating.
She's Not a Stripper. (Feb 10) - Movie idea, so gray outside. Calculated and not efficient. Unseen Footage... Dollar pizza... those were the days. Blast from the past. Nice cast you had there. SENT!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? (Feb 11) - Crash! Coldest day once again. Intense selfie sticks. Much in warm clothing. I can't feel my face!!! Test flight in the wind. Private air? Park... something? Sun is gone now. Airborne. I see the humor. Jr, Varsity. SO COLD! It's very red. Total Quality. He's Rel... Feature Length CAMEO! Production meeting. Fifth one this month. So Rel? Making movies like the good old days... SUMMER 2016... just like the old days. Studio balance.
SHE ACTUALLY MADE IT (Feb 12) - Major outbreak! Proper precaution. Heated Gear. Wearing a electric blanket. Kind of sad. In black? He's so nice, all the time. So good. Heading to BALTIMORE. Taking Francine with us. Make it by seconds. Continued hate. NOT DR. PEPPER. 6:00 train -> 7:30.
STAGE FRIGHT!! (Feb 13) - She's a baby! Teen event. Getting sick. Workshop with a lot of kids. Looks beautiful. Police officers? I think Baltimore is just overelying on police. That's fun. Much more intimidating. Plenty of screaming. Extreme intensity. Lunch in tourist trap. 5 below zero. Carrot cake is Baltimore delicacy. Sniffles and food. I got the milkshake. TV on phone? Quick peek. Wow...
She Picked a Fight on Valentine's Day (Feb 14) - Motivation. Why you sleep so much? Penn to penn. Always late. So much that it's dependable. Be nice to Dolly. Dog smuggling. Fashion week! Romantic. Still very cold. Why have models. All the paparazzi. LONG LINE. Taking the wine. Flowers. Mexicans? (Trump took over for a second, apparently.) 1996... not a classy lady. Dress for the part... that's what Fashion week is about. All the showing sold out. Good documentary... meh.
FROZEN PIPE OFFICE FLOOD DISASTER (Feb 15) - Niagara falls. Real holidays. If I were in charge... Dear Canon! Best point and shoot. Nickname for a camera? NO. 360 VR specialist... lot of the busy work. Gnarly scene. SCREAMING. Godspeed sir. Ski goggle. Hair is lovely. It's 25 degrees. Turning the camera and dropped it again. Pretty great. 8/10, nailed it! Taking the Owen way. Distance
i shouldn't have gone out. (Feb 16) - Flooded basement, unwelcome distraction. Not a good way. Drenched. Look at this mush. Are you on an airplane? 50 employees... Too good of a question. Value atrophy... world keeps moving. Every six months? Even always exist. Repetitive... life is nothing but things over and over again. Feel don't insecure. Dentist appt... Peanut Butter Cups. Are you coming!
FINALLY DID IT (Feb 17) - Look at all that dentist equipment. Casey has two dentists? Expression. To the overhead. New wall. Feeling better. Pain is increasing. So good timelapses. Astor Place. Why? Nice, short haircut. Ask for Benny. Quick shower. Figure something... Pills? Such a fuss...
Just the two of us (Feb 18) - It's the travel vlog in 4AM. Candice is coming, too! Party travel pants. Little rude. She was cold. It? MIAMI returns. Pancakes... Can't wait to meet her. Always exhausting. We're going to Panama. Weird buildings. Many drug lords use the building. All that chocolate. Panamadian? You have no pants on... gathering of people in Latin America. Action-packed itinerary. Love the Spanish Corral... Crushed ice and fans... as always. People on horse going on circles.
Her Worst Sunburn!!! (Feb 19) - We're in Panama. In the morning. Archipelago. (I can spell that) Riding here, update? What is this, Wes Anderson movie. Yonder! That's... a weird stick. We told you. Eat something? Quiet beach... and no sunblock... yikes. Little drone! She threw it! Crash in 3 second. OH MY GOD... That is incredible. Gale force potato. OH NO. Reviewing the footage. Goodbye! Back on the mainland. Going to a discotechque(?) SHE SHOULD SLEEP. Foodie fest? Raccoon.
Stuck in an Indigenous Tribe Canoe (Feb 20) - Won't focus, got it. That's why you love me? Jungle drone? Where in the tree... I don't want to touch you. Canoe in our future. Don't worry, it's a motorboat. Apocalypse Now... We're stuck. Back on the river. Flying the drone! I think we're jumping. Drone footage... best credit ever. Right in the drink. So much casualties. No one down there. That way? Basketball and dinner. Best ice cream. What with the... oh. Yeah. Ciao, absolute bedlam.
ROCKET SHOES! (Feb 21) - My pigeon daughter? Back in NYC! Through the Holland Tunnel! AS A FAMILY. I thought Casey's watching a vlog... Father-Son moment. Panoptican, little bit crazy... Susceptible to distraction... all survelliance is 95% paranoia and 2% pragmatism. Outside the 202. Rearview mirror... hello. $120 on Amazon. Owen's Mail time. No regards. Drone film festival. Project to be continued. Owen plays with all. MOTORCYCLE IN THE SIDEWALK? Manager. Making more mischief. Feet is for six year olds? Wrap for sparkling shoes. Come help me open.
the GREATEST APPLE COMPUTER (Feb 22) - Monday, Monday, Monday... Two tools. iMac DV. Half a basketball... swivel this. I used to baby this. Total powerhouse. Battery exploding. Tackle. Privacy is not needed anymore. Tower setup. Marriage business. Supreme. Just book it. Special cure. Candice's very indecisive. She was crying? Very real issue, JESSE. Take care. That makes no sense.
COOLEST DRONE (Feb 23) - New lens! Doing painting. Pink and green drone. It's gotten better. NOT GOOD. Totally unsuccessful. Drone is fine. Enough shenanigans... I don't hate free time? Still young...ish. Squander the opportunity? Going slow... Extrovert, obviously. Not a complete vlogs. Late at Night... big fan of Kanye... unfinished. Best friends. YES. Stove works? I love Lucky Charms. Deserves Inquiry. Amsterdam in April and May. Fight and Flight. Best view... Type of blood? Infomercial??? Great on a skateboard. No feature for me. Film as retirement plan? Middle Broadway. BACKGROUND, NOTHING IS CONFIRMED. That's the best time card. Something amazing?
is she making fun of me? (Feb 24) - Flying trash. Vlog about how to vlog. This is the Sara Dietschy! Excuse to promote the creator. 50% ridicule, great channel. Meaningful content. no pandering. Taking the wind out of the sail. All the vlog. Flattery? POURING! Scaffolding and Umbrellas. Bright purple, where everything costs $4... Everything is cool. Particularly reptilian. Stupid feet! Wall mount! Totally works. I get advice for my career. This is good and whu... BE THE CHANGE. Ricky from Zero Gravity and CollegeHumor and Vimeo and not taking auditions. Thank you, Kelly.
My Viral Video SECRETS (Jan 26) - Taking a nap? Ripped Jean parent. It's the second. Hey, welcome... talking YouTube stuff. Still viral and MILKING IT! Exciting and fun and momentary. Five and six video... iPod guy, Bike Lanes Guy, Snowboard guy... Keep changing it up... not bad though. Miss your viral video? Here it comes. All the obstructions. Stuck and watch a video. PDP??? Is it scary? OH YES. No succumbing. Gender diversity? LIGHTING SUPPORT! Zeirgeist, timing. FRESH! Clear message. Touched upon... society is a fickle thing. Feeling lucky. Criticism pt. 2.
2 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS (Jan 27) - Lamborghini + Giant Sign??? Snowy disgusting mess. Baby shoes? ANOTHER KID? We live together! Healthy juice tip... That's the landlord. I stayed up all night! BIG DEAL! This quickly? Oh S..., what now? Achievement! Kicking myself, best content. Largest cookie... pizza cutter! All day, errerday... Pun? More cookies! Nice balance. No... DENT!
Go-Kart Wheel HOVERBOARD (Jan 28) - Marlon, lovely as always. Bleeding in two places. Nice return... iPhone dies at cold... Nice transition. Fancy cookies? New footpad sensor. Jacket appears out of nowhere. Drone fail. Panel light! There it flies! Drone above me. Triple tech threat. Pretty close.
that time in Afghanistan (Jan 29) - Juice counter? Jimmy Conrad is so funny... I remember him from 2014 World Cup coverage. Story time... THAT IS ROGER. Like shoes. Journal and here in the office. Grieving. Much larger... Cathartic, what a word. Low-hanging fruit? Rescue mission. Tattooing? Oh. Playing cards. GAY PORN PLAYING CARDS! Going under. It's like family. It's like pizza.
THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? (Jan 30) - Chocolate milk. I hate you. Hair all over. Peak awkward. She looks like Caitlin Hill. Oh... oh. Connecticut Welcome center. Booger in pants. Terrible driver. Lullaby are soothing. Dad's excitement is what I live for. Where's your brother? Winter start... Testing for new toy drone. Stunt double. Minor crash! Shaky. Huge, ech. Toy? Tech catch-up. Francine isn't feeling so well... and Casey with Owen... sees 13 HOURS... Meh. Boobs a lot.
I F@CK#D UP, BIG TIME (Jan 31) - Drone mishaps? Interesting? Cellphone mount! Got it just in time. Drone in high altitude. NO CONNECTION. I could see it. Alley crash. Drone has perished. IT SURVIVED!!! Tell my stories better. Pencil and paper works pretty well. Barely worth it. Recover?
MY ALL TIME GREATEST!!! (Feb 1) - Bad egg. When the flow cry? Rescue and recovery. Inherent risk... no clear means of access. Or Not. Be quiet, very very quiet. Back to the hardware store! Wildly different recovery approach. I'm getting vertigo. Oh, my palms are sweaty. Don't touch. WE GOT IT!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAPCHAT?? (Feb 2) - Oh, that's where Casey checks in... Sandwich... Letmegetta... Overcooked egg. How Casey packs. Horrible looking iPhone case. Lost? $100 bucks a pop. Oh, is that irony? This guy does? Social media... Facebook and nothing else. Human connection. I don't know single person. Chill out! I probably social media... Pewdiepie??? Thriving in a place and no one else. being funny is hard. Definitely YouTube. Tough... Feedback.
INSANE OFFICE SLIDE! (Feb 3) - All that YouTube Swag. Faraway titles. Ate all the candy... There he is? Lovely look. YouTube counter. Lot of overlap. Something like that. So smooth... Voiceover artist... Belly of the beast. A lot of Casey. Having a tough time. Coffee and donuts. Kale chips? YouTube slide. Rug burn. NICE censor. Rescue in YouTube. Well, that was short-lived.
AIRPORT SKATEBOARD SECRETS (Feb 4) - Going straight through. Elaborate shot, It's fun! Biggest truck in San Francisco. GENIUS. Good luck on Sunday... Niche. I saw you... somewhere. Really running late. That's the chronicle. Multitool? Borderline pleasure. Best and most expensive. $40.40. So much work, but sleep is imperative. Casey singled out!? Is this a private plane? Lovely. Back in New York City. Great movie selection. JFK is a honest mile of run. Warmer in February.
MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARD!! (Feb 5) - One block away. Crane falling... Lighten up... MAIL TIME! I break everything. Rolex, wedding present. Uhhh... White strap from Everest! Fancy rubber. More story. Once-in-lifetime? Short-minded. That's a big snowboard. Strange universe. Surfboard???
She's Not My Girlfriend Anymore (Feb 6) - He switched the intro order... Special presentation. Candice raiding the packages. In-FIN-case. X-ray vision goggle. Even more caveman-ish. Initial marriage. RV roughing it! That's harsh. Crooked teeth. iPhone footage. Skinny hot breakup. Gnarly. Ever hear that name. You WILL end up together. Perfect, happiest marriage. Releasing that, propose. Rocket launch is always appreciated it. Entire bag of cookie for Gigi. Lucky charms from bottom???
WHO'S THIS GUY? (Feb 7) - Nev is back on the vlog. Won't stop snapchatting. Fast and short. THIS RUN IS OVER! Superbowl party? Changing pants. Her face is defined. Unsupervised ice cream. That's convenient. From the future. So cute... Relaxing and boring. Can't get horribly drunk... sitter is leaving very soon. What is going on... is that a late night rap battle. Tiny chair. Matrix! MOVE!
THIS WILL SOLVE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM (Feb 8) - TGIM! Working on Futon bed. Burning candles. First laptop. Huge inflection. One larger space. It looks like a studio space. TIME MACHINE... Great trick. Lot of iteration, maximize the productivity. Studio evolving... Remodel.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? (Feb 9) - Faceswap app! Fantastic photographer... It's OUT. We're not make out people. Important message. Shorty Awards... Don't care... Hate losing? Under the radiator??? Desk. Rest of the stuff. Workshop Q & A, consistent. Great question. NO. Not a dancer. Never got an ounce of rhythm. San Fran... amazing city. HERE'S MARK W. GRAY! No permission. Owen or Francine, whatever you make them happy. From Kuwait. Waris with the Tiger. Beat up... HE's a Sikh. Jewelry designer, wedding ring! Handsome, great actor. Unbelievable. Frustrating.
She's Not a Stripper. (Feb 10) - Movie idea, so gray outside. Calculated and not efficient. Unseen Footage... Dollar pizza... those were the days. Blast from the past. Nice cast you had there. SENT!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? (Feb 11) - Crash! Coldest day once again. Intense selfie sticks. Much in warm clothing. I can't feel my face!!! Test flight in the wind. Private air? Park... something? Sun is gone now. Airborne. I see the humor. Jr, Varsity. SO COLD! It's very red. Total Quality. He's Rel... Feature Length CAMEO! Production meeting. Fifth one this month. So Rel? Making movies like the good old days... SUMMER 2016... just like the old days. Studio balance.
SHE ACTUALLY MADE IT (Feb 12) - Major outbreak! Proper precaution. Heated Gear. Wearing a electric blanket. Kind of sad. In black? He's so nice, all the time. So good. Heading to BALTIMORE. Taking Francine with us. Make it by seconds. Continued hate. NOT DR. PEPPER. 6:00 train -> 7:30.
STAGE FRIGHT!! (Feb 13) - She's a baby! Teen event. Getting sick. Workshop with a lot of kids. Looks beautiful. Police officers? I think Baltimore is just overelying on police. That's fun. Much more intimidating. Plenty of screaming. Extreme intensity. Lunch in tourist trap. 5 below zero. Carrot cake is Baltimore delicacy. Sniffles and food. I got the milkshake. TV on phone? Quick peek. Wow...
She Picked a Fight on Valentine's Day (Feb 14) - Motivation. Why you sleep so much? Penn to penn. Always late. So much that it's dependable. Be nice to Dolly. Dog smuggling. Fashion week! Romantic. Still very cold. Why have models. All the paparazzi. LONG LINE. Taking the wine. Flowers. Mexicans? (Trump took over for a second, apparently.) 1996... not a classy lady. Dress for the part... that's what Fashion week is about. All the showing sold out. Good documentary... meh.
FROZEN PIPE OFFICE FLOOD DISASTER (Feb 15) - Niagara falls. Real holidays. If I were in charge... Dear Canon! Best point and shoot. Nickname for a camera? NO. 360 VR specialist... lot of the busy work. Gnarly scene. SCREAMING. Godspeed sir. Ski goggle. Hair is lovely. It's 25 degrees. Turning the camera and dropped it again. Pretty great. 8/10, nailed it! Taking the Owen way. Distance
i shouldn't have gone out. (Feb 16) - Flooded basement, unwelcome distraction. Not a good way. Drenched. Look at this mush. Are you on an airplane? 50 employees... Too good of a question. Value atrophy... world keeps moving. Every six months? Even always exist. Repetitive... life is nothing but things over and over again. Feel don't insecure. Dentist appt... Peanut Butter Cups. Are you coming!
FINALLY DID IT (Feb 17) - Look at all that dentist equipment. Casey has two dentists? Expression. To the overhead. New wall. Feeling better. Pain is increasing. So good timelapses. Astor Place. Why? Nice, short haircut. Ask for Benny. Quick shower. Figure something... Pills? Such a fuss...
Just the two of us (Feb 18) - It's the travel vlog in 4AM. Candice is coming, too! Party travel pants. Little rude. She was cold. It? MIAMI returns. Pancakes... Can't wait to meet her. Always exhausting. We're going to Panama. Weird buildings. Many drug lords use the building. All that chocolate. Panamadian? You have no pants on... gathering of people in Latin America. Action-packed itinerary. Love the Spanish Corral... Crushed ice and fans... as always. People on horse going on circles.
Her Worst Sunburn!!! (Feb 19) - We're in Panama. In the morning. Archipelago. (I can spell that) Riding here, update? What is this, Wes Anderson movie. Yonder! That's... a weird stick. We told you. Eat something? Quiet beach... and no sunblock... yikes. Little drone! She threw it! Crash in 3 second. OH MY GOD... That is incredible. Gale force potato. OH NO. Reviewing the footage. Goodbye! Back on the mainland. Going to a discotechque(?) SHE SHOULD SLEEP. Foodie fest? Raccoon.
Stuck in an Indigenous Tribe Canoe (Feb 20) - Won't focus, got it. That's why you love me? Jungle drone? Where in the tree... I don't want to touch you. Canoe in our future. Don't worry, it's a motorboat. Apocalypse Now... We're stuck. Back on the river. Flying the drone! I think we're jumping. Drone footage... best credit ever. Right in the drink. So much casualties. No one down there. That way? Basketball and dinner. Best ice cream. What with the... oh. Yeah. Ciao, absolute bedlam.
ROCKET SHOES! (Feb 21) - My pigeon daughter? Back in NYC! Through the Holland Tunnel! AS A FAMILY. I thought Casey's watching a vlog... Father-Son moment. Panoptican, little bit crazy... Susceptible to distraction... all survelliance is 95% paranoia and 2% pragmatism. Outside the 202. Rearview mirror... hello. $120 on Amazon. Owen's Mail time. No regards. Drone film festival. Project to be continued. Owen plays with all. MOTORCYCLE IN THE SIDEWALK? Manager. Making more mischief. Feet is for six year olds? Wrap for sparkling shoes. Come help me open.
the GREATEST APPLE COMPUTER (Feb 22) - Monday, Monday, Monday... Two tools. iMac DV. Half a basketball... swivel this. I used to baby this. Total powerhouse. Battery exploding. Tackle. Privacy is not needed anymore. Tower setup. Marriage business. Supreme. Just book it. Special cure. Candice's very indecisive. She was crying? Very real issue, JESSE. Take care. That makes no sense.
COOLEST DRONE (Feb 23) - New lens! Doing painting. Pink and green drone. It's gotten better. NOT GOOD. Totally unsuccessful. Drone is fine. Enough shenanigans... I don't hate free time? Still young...ish. Squander the opportunity? Going slow... Extrovert, obviously. Not a complete vlogs. Late at Night... big fan of Kanye... unfinished. Best friends. YES. Stove works? I love Lucky Charms. Deserves Inquiry. Amsterdam in April and May. Fight and Flight. Best view... Type of blood? Infomercial??? Great on a skateboard. No feature for me. Film as retirement plan? Middle Broadway. BACKGROUND, NOTHING IS CONFIRMED. That's the best time card. Something amazing?
is she making fun of me? (Feb 24) - Flying trash. Vlog about how to vlog. This is the Sara Dietschy! Excuse to promote the creator. 50% ridicule, great channel. Meaningful content. no pandering. Taking the wind out of the sail. All the vlog. Flattery? POURING! Scaffolding and Umbrellas. Bright purple, where everything costs $4... Everything is cool. Particularly reptilian. Stupid feet! Wall mount! Totally works. I get advice for my career. This is good and whu... BE THE CHANGE. Ricky from Zero Gravity and CollegeHumor and Vimeo and not taking auditions. Thank you, Kelly.
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 10
On the final stretch! 2016, here we come!
The Meaning Of Christmas (Dec 25) - Great remix! Christmas special! You don't do much on Christmas. Crowdsource! That is a special day! Feel like an adult! Thai food, the new Chinese food. Food is not the reason, apparently... Food! Boxing day is tomorrow. Feeling! Double special day. More than half answered... it was the top answer. HAT with a Flag! So so so so many clips!
6.6 POUNDS OF NUTELLA (Dec 26) - $15 flatscreen! Barren wasteland... I remember a music video which used that fact for a great effect. NO TICKET for this guy. Getting Owen, Outnumbered. Only way to avoid a ticket. World Way? In-N-Out airplane viewing. More illegal things. SO MANY OPTIONS. Owen looks like an adult. Always a surprise. Better 2nd time... definitely. N-M shopping. 200 pounds? Owen's a heavy guy. Boxing day iPhone. Just eat nutella.
TOY POODLE FENDS OFF AGGRESSIVE MAN (Dec 27) - Not bad. Bye guys. So many variables. Productivity is happiness. Ryan Holiday? Commandeering. Here's Ryan. Fundraising. Feeling so much better. Never let perfect be the enemy of good enough. Argument for satisficing. Halfway sky. I don't understand. Wasted. Very cordial. Doing Mexican... Dynamic... So pragmatic.
NAILED IT! (Dec 28) - PUMPED. 27 degrees? I thought it was Celsius. Topanga, great place. That was a long way back. Playing a video game. Owen is not feeling the view. LA double skyline. There is the rain. LUNCH. Compact fits perfectly. Revenant, pretty good. I thought they explained it to you? That's a bad storytelling. Korean place is open every time! 5 dinners in one.
Crying in the Vlog (Dec 29) - What a weird intro? Good cook? Different. Well-defined projectile. Super handsome... Stop and figuring. Moving here delayed. Snough! DRONE! Little perspective. Double down on YouTube. Relevance only goes up. Candice's sister? Beautiful place, isn't it?
I'M LEAVING (Dec 30) - Oven mitts? Massive nostalgia. Los Angeles is very chill. Candice drama! Uncooperative Francine. YOU HAD ONE JOB! Studio... Barely missed. Bye, June. Uh... okay. Going through security. Lot of moving parts. Milk thief. Overnight flight. Must hit the sauce. Gigantic cat is better than Francine. Now she is sleeping. We'll give you a break.
The Greatest Year of My ENTIRE LIFE (Dec 31) - Brief overview. Family! Friends! Fame! Other F words! Many naked things... Lot of awards and conventions. And travel as well. What a year!
That Was Disappointing (Jan 1) - 16 hours into the New Year. Shower. Wearing tights. Running uninteresting errands. Almost... Why are you open? Place is trashed. Announcing the giveaway. Nostalgia, never getting to experience again. How did I get here? Nothing to be upset about.
obsessed (Jan 2) - Winter is here! 15 miles! Grabbing two things. New babysitter? Timelapse mission! Heading out to Brooklyn. Metal plates. Beautiful location. So much life in NYC. Okay... Can't barely grip the controller. Limping to charge the board. Getting Thai food, oh thank god.
NEVER FLY A DRONE INSIDE (Jan 3) - I have two offices. Education is a shortcut. Help, DEAN! That doesn't make sense, you remember the last time. How do you stop this thing... Fly it outside!!! Extreme caution. Rooftop test test flight. TURN THE REMOTE! Wildly successful voyage.
Losers and Closers (Jan 4) - Cold and dark run. No vlog run. Not finishing is not okay. Always be closing. That's a Voltaire quote? Daily mandate, false idea of perfection. Pareto principle.
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE : ) (Jan 5) - Little microphone windscreen. Pretty good. Goodbye Christmas. LONG TIME COMING! 354,776 total entries. I can't help you. Is that a ship. Genuinely nervous. Really big news! International shipping. Twin sister! Winner of the Boosted Board!!! Biggest dream. Skype, you've failed me. From Missouri! Drone winner in Buckingham!
Apple Fan Boy (Jan 6) - Lot of wires. I like this bigger office. Boosted not good with ice. Uptight? Ugliest Apple product. Testament to the Canon. All that edit. All the odds. Responsible with a stair. Y2K and dot-com bubble and an iMac. iMovie 1.0. 10 GB Hard Drive! Anything with a logo. First big breaks. Unreplaceable (at the time). But I just don't... Mary Beth is with Oscar?! River?
27 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES (Jan 7) - Most dangerous elderly driver? Colin and Boosted. Getting the car. Private school talk. My god, the houses. GCDS, all the kids. So articulate. Hesitation BACK IN THE CITY. Luge in Manhattan. Mean batch of Grilled Sandwich. New cooking method.
Two loaves of sandwich. Lemonade for washing down, muscle milk. Training has gone downhill.
OMG i love this stuff (Jan 8) - Second run? Who's the crazy person. Changing pants. Music classes? Mail Time intro!!! Donut... rifling through snacks. Rubik's? Missing a flag? Number calendar. Cuba! Very cute. Spanish kid's shows. Weird mask. More light-up B thing. Another exciting mail time.
Faster Than A Lambo (Jan 9) - Ready for eggs. Driving to Connecticut. On the money. Not a great son? Stopping for coffee. She's 27... huh. Perfect freakout timing, Only open place. Francine can get us home from here. New rocks? Sliding on the pond. Car commercial? That's a tree. I don't see it?
think about it (Jan 10) - Nasty weather. I wish I was running. I like it more than anything else. Says you. Driving back. Now she's... conducting? Struggle without home. Scattered. Remember moment.
SHE TOOK MY VLOGGING CAMERA (Jan 11) - Spanish cover of Space Oddity. Bring it home. Good luck. Here's Karlie. Still learning and here's the child. Karlie tries the boosted board. THINK. Conference call. NEW SEGMENT - product time? Biased review. Lens kit. Macro eyes. Outro!!!
do you know about the OFFICIAL YouTube Jacket?? (Jan 12) - Preschool. Agency to thrives. Glove leashes. Return to Q & A. Save every clip. Sniff it out. Rewind jacket. Definitely did not expect that, people keep coming. Florida is close right? Ecstatic... beneath the surface. Minecraft? Gaming is fascinating. Office and studio is more able to open. Don't like jewelry. Formative years of frustrated. Back in control. Kid outside, parkour? Small space trick. Didn't fall. More inside drone. Again.
Where Did This Come From?? (Jan 13) - Coldest day of the year. Good morning Jack? Swipe cut. Beautiful woman called Lady Liberty. Leif board carve. Let's get out of here. Frozen battery. Bike assembly. It's a nice bike. More color, beme green and a logo. Few things in life: work with team.
IT WAS UNLOCKED! (Jan 14) - Stealing a cop car? Thank you for celsius. Morning Ben. Middle of Brooklyn. Greenpoint. Season 2 of The Wire? Closet reorganization. Party pants. Marlon, the dad. Hanging behind the office. Fake cop car, still dangerous. Teen thriller, Casey cameo? Embrace it. Casey opening box channel. Nice tripod you got there. Fluid head movement. Quality goes up.
POWER COUPLE (Jan 15) - Never get easier. New York Observer Couple interview is out. Getting an iPad... air! Progress, losing voice for return of Vlogvember. Fancy camera. Talk to fancy camera.
Lewd Behavior on a Boat (Jan 16) - Going to the airport. Holiday weekend. Long-haul plane. Deal of the lifetime. Francine angry? Landing shortly, totally distracted. Back in Fort Lauderdale. Competition Judge. All the fun stuff. Freeload awesome. Quick dive. Cruise? #2! Dinner.
SO THIS HAPPENED iN ZERO GRAVITY (Jan 17) - Going for a run. Orange Miami colors. And the storm did came. Puking conservation. Makes sense. Nice dance moves. Super excited. Looks like a spaceship. Shoes off. So many group photos. SO crowded! Very cool and vomit comet is over. No puke, but someone did puke. Women do not bring the camera. Biggest no-no. Like Magic.
NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS IN NYC (Jan 18) - This is snow. Home Alone. Francine is awake. Freakishly cold. Here's the holes. No, says Francine. Head to Dumbo. That's special. Lot of pizza places... something different. Horrible idea. Now what? Official vlogger? Something different. Casey-proof. Feel of control. I don't crash it... OPEN SPACES. Out to steal some jewelry???
iT HAPPENED AGAIN (Jan 19) - So warm? Weird focus. friendly neighborhood camera store. Broke the new lens. Chairs? My ego can't sustain this. Most expensive camera. Multi-task. Both fine. Build an empire with T5i. I paid for this car... technically. More confident. Whatever camera you have. 360 coming back soon. Least interesting part of film. Number to tell how cold here...
CAMERA IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM (Jan 20) - Haven't even unpacked. Air travel, you need to build experience. So lovely. Clean attitude. Bulking up security. New planes! Nexus phone? Hello camera. Sliding into something more comfortable. How did that work. Back in California. Earplug?
INSTAGRAM GAVE ME THIS!! (Jan 21) - That was weird. Quick San Fran run. There's Alcatraz. Great view. Facebook HQ... Bikes everywhere. Here's instagram. Pretty awesome. Facebook stuff. Investor meeting. What are you doing? Streetcar. All the viners? Nice drive. Horowitz... Coming! So many people. Really appreciated. Cancelling flight? Snowstorm fun? 45 minutes? Power button.
I'M GONNA DO IT (Jan 22) - Dream and then reality. Throws off entire day. Lot of travel today. Blight, dirty staircase. Proceed and get the good seat. Standing cool. Thanks, Dad. Good to have Jeep. Oil change. Feeling bullish. Feels like snow. Things to prepare. Blizzard movie. Shovel from above. PIC? What's happening... First snowplow sighting. Salt spreader! Jesse as always. Productive.
Making of / SNOWBOARDING WITH THE NYPD (Jan 23) - See you later. Out in the snow. New York looks lovely. Middle of Brooklyn. World-class skiier. Figuring out the movie. Getting ready. Attempt with the drones. HDMI Cable? Calibrating the drone. Steady? Pick it up DEAN. Hardest job? Looking good, Jesse. Still skiing. Very tiring, Times Square. Not a expert driver. Disgusting! All the broken gear. Walking and screaming. Never set out... Smiling the whole time. Million by 8AM. All the news site and German TV. Homepage, front and center. This movie was an idea. That's all!
SNOWBOARD VIDEO ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! (Jan 24) - Daredevil? Freaking JumboTron! Taking picture. Beautiful and ugliest. Greetings from Switzerland. Maxim and Red Bull? No idea for a subway. Back at Times Square... WSJ! What did I say? How do I know? Thanks for joining us. THE NEWS BUSINESS... Business and beme, not about snowboard video. 200 inquiries. Working.
The Meaning Of Christmas (Dec 25) - Great remix! Christmas special! You don't do much on Christmas. Crowdsource! That is a special day! Feel like an adult! Thai food, the new Chinese food. Food is not the reason, apparently... Food! Boxing day is tomorrow. Feeling! Double special day. More than half answered... it was the top answer. HAT with a Flag! So so so so many clips!
6.6 POUNDS OF NUTELLA (Dec 26) - $15 flatscreen! Barren wasteland... I remember a music video which used that fact for a great effect. NO TICKET for this guy. Getting Owen, Outnumbered. Only way to avoid a ticket. World Way? In-N-Out airplane viewing. More illegal things. SO MANY OPTIONS. Owen looks like an adult. Always a surprise. Better 2nd time... definitely. N-M shopping. 200 pounds? Owen's a heavy guy. Boxing day iPhone. Just eat nutella.
TOY POODLE FENDS OFF AGGRESSIVE MAN (Dec 27) - Not bad. Bye guys. So many variables. Productivity is happiness. Ryan Holiday? Commandeering. Here's Ryan. Fundraising. Feeling so much better. Never let perfect be the enemy of good enough. Argument for satisficing. Halfway sky. I don't understand. Wasted. Very cordial. Doing Mexican... Dynamic... So pragmatic.
NAILED IT! (Dec 28) - PUMPED. 27 degrees? I thought it was Celsius. Topanga, great place. That was a long way back. Playing a video game. Owen is not feeling the view. LA double skyline. There is the rain. LUNCH. Compact fits perfectly. Revenant, pretty good. I thought they explained it to you? That's a bad storytelling. Korean place is open every time! 5 dinners in one.
Crying in the Vlog (Dec 29) - What a weird intro? Good cook? Different. Well-defined projectile. Super handsome... Stop and figuring. Moving here delayed. Snough! DRONE! Little perspective. Double down on YouTube. Relevance only goes up. Candice's sister? Beautiful place, isn't it?
I'M LEAVING (Dec 30) - Oven mitts? Massive nostalgia. Los Angeles is very chill. Candice drama! Uncooperative Francine. YOU HAD ONE JOB! Studio... Barely missed. Bye, June. Uh... okay. Going through security. Lot of moving parts. Milk thief. Overnight flight. Must hit the sauce. Gigantic cat is better than Francine. Now she is sleeping. We'll give you a break.
The Greatest Year of My ENTIRE LIFE (Dec 31) - Brief overview. Family! Friends! Fame! Other F words! Many naked things... Lot of awards and conventions. And travel as well. What a year!
That Was Disappointing (Jan 1) - 16 hours into the New Year. Shower. Wearing tights. Running uninteresting errands. Almost... Why are you open? Place is trashed. Announcing the giveaway. Nostalgia, never getting to experience again. How did I get here? Nothing to be upset about.
obsessed (Jan 2) - Winter is here! 15 miles! Grabbing two things. New babysitter? Timelapse mission! Heading out to Brooklyn. Metal plates. Beautiful location. So much life in NYC. Okay... Can't barely grip the controller. Limping to charge the board. Getting Thai food, oh thank god.
NEVER FLY A DRONE INSIDE (Jan 3) - I have two offices. Education is a shortcut. Help, DEAN! That doesn't make sense, you remember the last time. How do you stop this thing... Fly it outside!!! Extreme caution. Rooftop test test flight. TURN THE REMOTE! Wildly successful voyage.
Losers and Closers (Jan 4) - Cold and dark run. No vlog run. Not finishing is not okay. Always be closing. That's a Voltaire quote? Daily mandate, false idea of perfection. Pareto principle.
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE : ) (Jan 5) - Little microphone windscreen. Pretty good. Goodbye Christmas. LONG TIME COMING! 354,776 total entries. I can't help you. Is that a ship. Genuinely nervous. Really big news! International shipping. Twin sister! Winner of the Boosted Board!!! Biggest dream. Skype, you've failed me. From Missouri! Drone winner in Buckingham!
Apple Fan Boy (Jan 6) - Lot of wires. I like this bigger office. Boosted not good with ice. Uptight? Ugliest Apple product. Testament to the Canon. All that edit. All the odds. Responsible with a stair. Y2K and dot-com bubble and an iMac. iMovie 1.0. 10 GB Hard Drive! Anything with a logo. First big breaks. Unreplaceable (at the time). But I just don't... Mary Beth is with Oscar?! River?
27 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES (Jan 7) - Most dangerous elderly driver? Colin and Boosted. Getting the car. Private school talk. My god, the houses. GCDS, all the kids. So articulate. Hesitation BACK IN THE CITY. Luge in Manhattan. Mean batch of Grilled Sandwich. New cooking method.
Two loaves of sandwich. Lemonade for washing down, muscle milk. Training has gone downhill.
OMG i love this stuff (Jan 8) - Second run? Who's the crazy person. Changing pants. Music classes? Mail Time intro!!! Donut... rifling through snacks. Rubik's? Missing a flag? Number calendar. Cuba! Very cute. Spanish kid's shows. Weird mask. More light-up B thing. Another exciting mail time.
Faster Than A Lambo (Jan 9) - Ready for eggs. Driving to Connecticut. On the money. Not a great son? Stopping for coffee. She's 27... huh. Perfect freakout timing, Only open place. Francine can get us home from here. New rocks? Sliding on the pond. Car commercial? That's a tree. I don't see it?
think about it (Jan 10) - Nasty weather. I wish I was running. I like it more than anything else. Says you. Driving back. Now she's... conducting? Struggle without home. Scattered. Remember moment.
SHE TOOK MY VLOGGING CAMERA (Jan 11) - Spanish cover of Space Oddity. Bring it home. Good luck. Here's Karlie. Still learning and here's the child. Karlie tries the boosted board. THINK. Conference call. NEW SEGMENT - product time? Biased review. Lens kit. Macro eyes. Outro!!!
do you know about the OFFICIAL YouTube Jacket?? (Jan 12) - Preschool. Agency to thrives. Glove leashes. Return to Q & A. Save every clip. Sniff it out. Rewind jacket. Definitely did not expect that, people keep coming. Florida is close right? Ecstatic... beneath the surface. Minecraft? Gaming is fascinating. Office and studio is more able to open. Don't like jewelry. Formative years of frustrated. Back in control. Kid outside, parkour? Small space trick. Didn't fall. More inside drone. Again.
Where Did This Come From?? (Jan 13) - Coldest day of the year. Good morning Jack? Swipe cut. Beautiful woman called Lady Liberty. Leif board carve. Let's get out of here. Frozen battery. Bike assembly. It's a nice bike. More color, beme green and a logo. Few things in life: work with team.
IT WAS UNLOCKED! (Jan 14) - Stealing a cop car? Thank you for celsius. Morning Ben. Middle of Brooklyn. Greenpoint. Season 2 of The Wire? Closet reorganization. Party pants. Marlon, the dad. Hanging behind the office. Fake cop car, still dangerous. Teen thriller, Casey cameo? Embrace it. Casey opening box channel. Nice tripod you got there. Fluid head movement. Quality goes up.
POWER COUPLE (Jan 15) - Never get easier. New York Observer Couple interview is out. Getting an iPad... air! Progress, losing voice for return of Vlogvember. Fancy camera. Talk to fancy camera.
Lewd Behavior on a Boat (Jan 16) - Going to the airport. Holiday weekend. Long-haul plane. Deal of the lifetime. Francine angry? Landing shortly, totally distracted. Back in Fort Lauderdale. Competition Judge. All the fun stuff. Freeload awesome. Quick dive. Cruise? #2! Dinner.
SO THIS HAPPENED iN ZERO GRAVITY (Jan 17) - Going for a run. Orange Miami colors. And the storm did came. Puking conservation. Makes sense. Nice dance moves. Super excited. Looks like a spaceship. Shoes off. So many group photos. SO crowded! Very cool and vomit comet is over. No puke, but someone did puke. Women do not bring the camera. Biggest no-no. Like Magic.
NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS IN NYC (Jan 18) - This is snow. Home Alone. Francine is awake. Freakishly cold. Here's the holes. No, says Francine. Head to Dumbo. That's special. Lot of pizza places... something different. Horrible idea. Now what? Official vlogger? Something different. Casey-proof. Feel of control. I don't crash it... OPEN SPACES. Out to steal some jewelry???
iT HAPPENED AGAIN (Jan 19) - So warm? Weird focus. friendly neighborhood camera store. Broke the new lens. Chairs? My ego can't sustain this. Most expensive camera. Multi-task. Both fine. Build an empire with T5i. I paid for this car... technically. More confident. Whatever camera you have. 360 coming back soon. Least interesting part of film. Number to tell how cold here...
CAMERA IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM (Jan 20) - Haven't even unpacked. Air travel, you need to build experience. So lovely. Clean attitude. Bulking up security. New planes! Nexus phone? Hello camera. Sliding into something more comfortable. How did that work. Back in California. Earplug?
INSTAGRAM GAVE ME THIS!! (Jan 21) - That was weird. Quick San Fran run. There's Alcatraz. Great view. Facebook HQ... Bikes everywhere. Here's instagram. Pretty awesome. Facebook stuff. Investor meeting. What are you doing? Streetcar. All the viners? Nice drive. Horowitz... Coming! So many people. Really appreciated. Cancelling flight? Snowstorm fun? 45 minutes? Power button.
I'M GONNA DO IT (Jan 22) - Dream and then reality. Throws off entire day. Lot of travel today. Blight, dirty staircase. Proceed and get the good seat. Standing cool. Thanks, Dad. Good to have Jeep. Oil change. Feeling bullish. Feels like snow. Things to prepare. Blizzard movie. Shovel from above. PIC? What's happening... First snowplow sighting. Salt spreader! Jesse as always. Productive.
Making of / SNOWBOARDING WITH THE NYPD (Jan 23) - See you later. Out in the snow. New York looks lovely. Middle of Brooklyn. World-class skiier. Figuring out the movie. Getting ready. Attempt with the drones. HDMI Cable? Calibrating the drone. Steady? Pick it up DEAN. Hardest job? Looking good, Jesse. Still skiing. Very tiring, Times Square. Not a expert driver. Disgusting! All the broken gear. Walking and screaming. Never set out... Smiling the whole time. Million by 8AM. All the news site and German TV. Homepage, front and center. This movie was an idea. That's all!
SNOWBOARD VIDEO ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! (Jan 24) - Daredevil? Freaking JumboTron! Taking picture. Beautiful and ugliest. Greetings from Switzerland. Maxim and Red Bull? No idea for a subway. Back at Times Square... WSJ! What did I say? How do I know? Thanks for joining us. THE NEWS BUSINESS... Business and beme, not about snowboard video. 200 inquiries. Working.
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 9
It's weird start near Thanksgiving, it's weirder to end this at Christmas eve.
I SCREWED UP BIG TIME (Nov 25) - A note to Marlon. Look at those people. Reddit is scary. Strongest plug. Auto-focus!!! Not busy, no use... Random giveaway. I hope this device is going to be the most expensive fruitcake. Moving and quitting. Hate papercuts! Fear is the biggest inhibitor. I just love how Casey screams. It's like if he's like Victor Frankenstein and he realize what monster he has created. So, his scream is the one of sheer terror and remorse and nothing less. And he hurts again. We're playing video games, if mom visits here. Bigger office changes the game. Profile, it's oh...
SHE'S PURE TROUBLE (Nov 26) - Candice, the liability. SoulCycle. Old timey bike racing. Brooklyn views are the best. Grocery shopping. So-so. Hat for Francine. Where's the Uber. Weird stock footage is going to be a thing now, isn't it? Open 365 days. Taking braces. Cough syrup trouble.
I'M GLAD THE COPS SHOWED UP (Nov 27) - Street player. Black Friday is here... Absolutely. Black Friday Run, felt good. I need to be away... Counterfeit sell bags in a Old National Bank? weird. Most exciting thing. Creed is awesome. It's Jersey Cold. No zip leather. Hard to compare. Cry&Cheer
SECRET NYC NIKE STORE (Nov 28) - And out it comes. First non-ladscape timelapse intro? Row. Poof! Only the god is here. Dutch timelapse. Bookstore, or baby Mecca. And they left. The Odeon. So sour, continues eating anyway. Big eater. Feel this. Really expensive. Owen lounging. That's 75%. Not successful shopping, many fan sighting however. Cupcake doesn't count. Looks overpriced.
ABOUT THOSE NAKED PICTURES (Nov 29) - Doing the family thing. More Francine in a mess. I have to tinkle. Just walking. Ready for bedtime. Lack of maturity. Candice looks very different. ALARM! Complete space... Can't read numbers. CUBA! Delegation. Lot of nuances.
THE BEST CAMERA MONEY CAN BUY (Nov 30) - Cramming four day's work. Put that on trash. Holiday gifts. Better depth. Up and down. Make it anon. Yelling incoherently. Dollar pizza... bummer. 3AM flight? Well, be up by 3AM. Put the address and SoulCycle. Little bit of exercise.
SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO FLY WITH (Dec 1) - Candice's critique is very helpful to us. So, it's a 5AM flight. Princess later... Precheck. It's like 3 hours and 20 minutes extra. Look at that skyline. Okay, flip... and that's enough. Eating all their free food. Weird subtitles. TO BE CONTINUED!
SHE IS A DREAM TO TRAVEL WITH (Dec 1) - School plane. 2... whatever this is. Bag of hats!!! It's sunny in Cuba! Sugar packet. Customs and camera gear. National Hotel, built by the Mafia. Completely falling apart. No cellphones and no advertisement. Lost. Pharmacy? Only lights.
$1 CUBAN RUM TROUBLE (Dec 2) - Largest fort in Americas. Power of the Cuban sun. Tech and tourist things. Underestimating language skills. Didn't last long. That's one way to crack a coconut. Horse buggy! Meeting the comrade. A+ travelers. Grumble. Conference. Drinks and more drinks.
HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANE? (Dec 3) - Going for another run. Friends from Tech. So pretty in the morning. Am I... ohh! Mojito breakfast. I think it came out of a can. All those cigars. Don't do that to me. Funny old car... Back on the bus. Gift shop? Sugar cane! US Embassy. Diet is United States only? Stakes are high! First international voyage. Float on a raft... Inspiring.
ANYTHING FOR HER (Dec 4) - Missed the shuttle. Flying JetBlue. People are so nice. Gridlock rush hour traffic. Solution is a helicopter. Casey does the ending, while Michael does the beginning. One of the better travel. Last minute compromise, now have a one year old in amidst.
1 YEAR OLD CAKE EATING CHALLENGE (Dec 5) - Photoshoot and entire cake??? Light kit. Setting up lightbox. It's interesting that Casey is a middle child. Beginning this time. Glass breaking? All that 80's synth is lovely. Full cake and a full days later. That last song is my favorite.
DANGEROUS BOOSTED BOARD MODIFICATION (Dec 6) - Catch-up vlog! Stroller walk. Sneeze. It got slower. Boosted modification. Hardcore Jewish Bakery. Dean is so much taller. Yes, this is the first time Van has uttered in this vlog series. Good old days. PHOTOBOMB. Shopping.
SOMEONE SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL (Dec 7) - 55 since September. Mail jackpot. Arden and Will, I should have known. Nuts... Creative art. Not helping. Friends in Twitter. Light up color. Taken... sadly. Israeli treats. Awesome gifts from the total strangers. Eyelash extensions?
SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE? (Dec 8) - I like this crowd shots... Giveaway. He never comes back Sport medicine doctor. Intense. Holidays are amazing... AND WE RETURN. Wish? Get close to the fire as you can. No generic answer. Digging ditches, washing dishes. Opportunity created, whole bunch of movies. Yes. So I won't. Full steam ahead. 400 questions. Khaki are a nice touch. Comfort is something he doesn't care. MIT... Fellow? Wonderful experience. General why? Go do that! iPad!
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE (Dec 9) - Moving apartments? Two lapses in one. Story Time. Passion of New York City. Tom Hank's finest work. Continually fantasizing. Realize all the promise. Enveloped. Maniac dream and sad teenager. Trailer. Intangible... go out. It is war! Price of entry. Age 34!
OUT OF CONTROL OFFICE PARTY (Dec 10) - I could just steal this car. Holiday jackpot. So much water. Why do we have wine? Always a pleasure. Set-up and dinner... PARTY! Baby later. Bigger screen. Smoke machine? Italian restaurant. Is that Jean? Full rendition and clarification. Sara's definitely not 21. I thought this was a timelapse thing, but maybe it's not. Nice cover. ROUS?
THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK BOOZE (Dec 11) - Massive hangover perhaps. Good food. I mean bad food. Too much stuff? Better? That is a nice gong. So stupid. Mid-December? So unproductive. Self-destruction. Does timelapse help? Movies... by myself. The Big Short good.
WILD SANTACON 2015 iN NYC (Dec 12) - Reporting from the worst disruption in New York City From Queens and California and Dallas... I know. Sure? More cynicism??? No, the cynicism comes from the house... people in SantaCon are aggressively optimist... why do you think they are doing this thing? No santas. Maybe they don't... like... Christmas. Trainwreck. Nice remix.
Leaving NYC (Dec 13) - Hours of Fun? Very specific running schedule. Street workout. What's with the... nevermind. Mini-doc. So short? I felt it was a perfect time. Brunch option. Tight hallway. Childproofing. Premature, ready to get out of the city. Global Warming is real. She's a fast crawler. THE BOOKSTORE. Really tired. Moving to NYC.. well... this is strange juxtaposition. DAD!
I Used To Be Chubby (Dec 14) - Dan from South Africa. Gonna lean it to him. Green juice. Impressive work. Two contradictory themes. Love and leaving. Good book. Segment compartment frustrated childhood. Challenging time, how fat I was. Pursuit of unknown. Establishment in LA???
THIS JACKET EXISTS! but there's only 1 (Dec 15) - Grilled cheese sandwiches. I remember the dollar pizza. All the ray-bans. Prove them wrong. Right now, very exciting and happy. I don't. Think as it changes. Loneliness. Dreaming about a life. Leather Jacket! Visit to the factory. It's only mine.
Jet Blue First Class REVIEW (Dec 16) - It's time to go! Insane amount of luggage. How do you get all this stuff? Pretty rough start. Going through security. Heading for gate. Birchbox. Really nice. Why don't I be in JetBlue? Miracle of Science. Weird flight path. We brought the poodle. New baby.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (Dec 17) - Bad haircut. They are normal sized. Dangerous, break. It's amicable... there's a 'c'. Less than ideal, friend is not here. Hills and house. Mission accomplished. Three motorcycle, but I'm not in NYC... WHY YOU ARE IN LA? Too sweet. Meat boxes. LA food!
only 1 thing in the world scares me, this is it. (Dec 18) - Not the most practical. No milk for Frankenstein. We're back at the carousel. House-shopping? Scattered. Jake Roper, holy... in treatment Stuck in a bed. Sickness is never fair. Weird leg. Meaningful. Your hair is better than Casey's. Biggest fear is getting sick. Crash is fair. Moral luck. Looks like criminal. Max lifting weight? Nice house!
The Impossible BICYCLE (Dec 19) - That was an amazing intro! Oh, that's a seat. Two in the afternoon getting caught up on email. Million negotiation. Contaminated? Run in the morning. Fishes and chip throwing off course. What is this stuff. Well, it's not the Atacama desert! Cycle in the rain.
How to Make A Viral YouTube Skit (Dec 20) - 8:30, seven miles to a glorious run! New tooth! Shoes for those who cannot walk. The poem corner. International baby videos. Mouthcam! Who? no one said. Gauging and good. Lily is good at gauging. Skit is good. Nailed it! Great cookies. Process! Control freak like Casey? Awws from everyone. Does she do the editing, she's a fast editor then.
NEVER VLOG IN THE BATHROOM (Dec 21) - Sledding looks more like tobogganing. Seals are quite common here, endearing. Eric and Kevin is running! Here's the store. She just... both confused. Food... oh that was a thing. Strange Whole Foods Experience. Poor tree. Time change and runaround. He never coups off to a 'disaster'. If a thing falls, he can't save it. Really into fish... I mean Phish.
IT WAS GREAT! (Dec 22) - Does the cloud look beautiful today? Nev runs weird. 20, I mean 8 miles. Feeling strong. I better not get sick! Star Wars, street is little wet. ??? Movie was wonderful! Los Angeles edition. Why watch a vlog. More raw? New way for story. Real? Garbage to sell stuff. Research for own career. Holograms? Internet of Things! Betting the future! People are finding me!
She Picked The LAMBORGHINI (Dec 23) - Almost forgot the camera. Here in Beverly Hill. There are few thing... very few things. There's no handle?! Jewelry place. Great sweater. $1,150! LEAVE! Neighborhood to live? No crashing. The hills are beautiful. Man's contempt for nature. Seat doesn't look so comfortable. World first? Glamorized and gone. It's the sprawl. Still yes. More cookies!
A Big Fat THANK YOU! (Dec 24) - Tub of nutella. Merry Christmas, acknowledgment. Another reason to vlog... Audience is always a unforeseen reason. Tremendous appreciation. One of the best... Going East? Maybe Torrance? Wash your hand. IT'S CLOSED. YES, aw. Canter's is a classic. Steps? Parking spot validation. Weird fashion store. I'm leaving. Behave... inspire??? There were nice plates. WHAT are they saying in the music? She doesn't know pediatrics. Boosted home.
I SCREWED UP BIG TIME (Nov 25) - A note to Marlon. Look at those people. Reddit is scary. Strongest plug. Auto-focus!!! Not busy, no use... Random giveaway. I hope this device is going to be the most expensive fruitcake. Moving and quitting. Hate papercuts! Fear is the biggest inhibitor. I just love how Casey screams. It's like if he's like Victor Frankenstein and he realize what monster he has created. So, his scream is the one of sheer terror and remorse and nothing less. And he hurts again. We're playing video games, if mom visits here. Bigger office changes the game. Profile, it's oh...
SHE'S PURE TROUBLE (Nov 26) - Candice, the liability. SoulCycle. Old timey bike racing. Brooklyn views are the best. Grocery shopping. So-so. Hat for Francine. Where's the Uber. Weird stock footage is going to be a thing now, isn't it? Open 365 days. Taking braces. Cough syrup trouble.
I'M GLAD THE COPS SHOWED UP (Nov 27) - Street player. Black Friday is here... Absolutely. Black Friday Run, felt good. I need to be away... Counterfeit sell bags in a Old National Bank? weird. Most exciting thing. Creed is awesome. It's Jersey Cold. No zip leather. Hard to compare. Cry&Cheer
SECRET NYC NIKE STORE (Nov 28) - And out it comes. First non-ladscape timelapse intro? Row. Poof! Only the god is here. Dutch timelapse. Bookstore, or baby Mecca. And they left. The Odeon. So sour, continues eating anyway. Big eater. Feel this. Really expensive. Owen lounging. That's 75%. Not successful shopping, many fan sighting however. Cupcake doesn't count. Looks overpriced.
ABOUT THOSE NAKED PICTURES (Nov 29) - Doing the family thing. More Francine in a mess. I have to tinkle. Just walking. Ready for bedtime. Lack of maturity. Candice looks very different. ALARM! Complete space... Can't read numbers. CUBA! Delegation. Lot of nuances.
THE BEST CAMERA MONEY CAN BUY (Nov 30) - Cramming four day's work. Put that on trash. Holiday gifts. Better depth. Up and down. Make it anon. Yelling incoherently. Dollar pizza... bummer. 3AM flight? Well, be up by 3AM. Put the address and SoulCycle. Little bit of exercise.
SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO FLY WITH (Dec 1) - Candice's critique is very helpful to us. So, it's a 5AM flight. Princess later... Precheck. It's like 3 hours and 20 minutes extra. Look at that skyline. Okay, flip... and that's enough. Eating all their free food. Weird subtitles. TO BE CONTINUED!
SHE IS A DREAM TO TRAVEL WITH (Dec 1) - School plane. 2... whatever this is. Bag of hats!!! It's sunny in Cuba! Sugar packet. Customs and camera gear. National Hotel, built by the Mafia. Completely falling apart. No cellphones and no advertisement. Lost. Pharmacy? Only lights.
$1 CUBAN RUM TROUBLE (Dec 2) - Largest fort in Americas. Power of the Cuban sun. Tech and tourist things. Underestimating language skills. Didn't last long. That's one way to crack a coconut. Horse buggy! Meeting the comrade. A+ travelers. Grumble. Conference. Drinks and more drinks.
HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANE? (Dec 3) - Going for another run. Friends from Tech. So pretty in the morning. Am I... ohh! Mojito breakfast. I think it came out of a can. All those cigars. Don't do that to me. Funny old car... Back on the bus. Gift shop? Sugar cane! US Embassy. Diet is United States only? Stakes are high! First international voyage. Float on a raft... Inspiring.
ANYTHING FOR HER (Dec 4) - Missed the shuttle. Flying JetBlue. People are so nice. Gridlock rush hour traffic. Solution is a helicopter. Casey does the ending, while Michael does the beginning. One of the better travel. Last minute compromise, now have a one year old in amidst.
1 YEAR OLD CAKE EATING CHALLENGE (Dec 5) - Photoshoot and entire cake??? Light kit. Setting up lightbox. It's interesting that Casey is a middle child. Beginning this time. Glass breaking? All that 80's synth is lovely. Full cake and a full days later. That last song is my favorite.
DANGEROUS BOOSTED BOARD MODIFICATION (Dec 6) - Catch-up vlog! Stroller walk. Sneeze. It got slower. Boosted modification. Hardcore Jewish Bakery. Dean is so much taller. Yes, this is the first time Van has uttered in this vlog series. Good old days. PHOTOBOMB. Shopping.
SOMEONE SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL (Dec 7) - 55 since September. Mail jackpot. Arden and Will, I should have known. Nuts... Creative art. Not helping. Friends in Twitter. Light up color. Taken... sadly. Israeli treats. Awesome gifts from the total strangers. Eyelash extensions?
SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE? (Dec 8) - I like this crowd shots... Giveaway. He never comes back Sport medicine doctor. Intense. Holidays are amazing... AND WE RETURN. Wish? Get close to the fire as you can. No generic answer. Digging ditches, washing dishes. Opportunity created, whole bunch of movies. Yes. So I won't. Full steam ahead. 400 questions. Khaki are a nice touch. Comfort is something he doesn't care. MIT... Fellow? Wonderful experience. General why? Go do that! iPad!
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE (Dec 9) - Moving apartments? Two lapses in one. Story Time. Passion of New York City. Tom Hank's finest work. Continually fantasizing. Realize all the promise. Enveloped. Maniac dream and sad teenager. Trailer. Intangible... go out. It is war! Price of entry. Age 34!
OUT OF CONTROL OFFICE PARTY (Dec 10) - I could just steal this car. Holiday jackpot. So much water. Why do we have wine? Always a pleasure. Set-up and dinner... PARTY! Baby later. Bigger screen. Smoke machine? Italian restaurant. Is that Jean? Full rendition and clarification. Sara's definitely not 21. I thought this was a timelapse thing, but maybe it's not. Nice cover. ROUS?
THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK BOOZE (Dec 11) - Massive hangover perhaps. Good food. I mean bad food. Too much stuff? Better? That is a nice gong. So stupid. Mid-December? So unproductive. Self-destruction. Does timelapse help? Movies... by myself. The Big Short good.
WILD SANTACON 2015 iN NYC (Dec 12) - Reporting from the worst disruption in New York City From Queens and California and Dallas... I know. Sure? More cynicism??? No, the cynicism comes from the house... people in SantaCon are aggressively optimist... why do you think they are doing this thing? No santas. Maybe they don't... like... Christmas. Trainwreck. Nice remix.
Leaving NYC (Dec 13) - Hours of Fun? Very specific running schedule. Street workout. What's with the... nevermind. Mini-doc. So short? I felt it was a perfect time. Brunch option. Tight hallway. Childproofing. Premature, ready to get out of the city. Global Warming is real. She's a fast crawler. THE BOOKSTORE. Really tired. Moving to NYC.. well... this is strange juxtaposition. DAD!
I Used To Be Chubby (Dec 14) - Dan from South Africa. Gonna lean it to him. Green juice. Impressive work. Two contradictory themes. Love and leaving. Good book. Segment compartment frustrated childhood. Challenging time, how fat I was. Pursuit of unknown. Establishment in LA???
THIS JACKET EXISTS! but there's only 1 (Dec 15) - Grilled cheese sandwiches. I remember the dollar pizza. All the ray-bans. Prove them wrong. Right now, very exciting and happy. I don't. Think as it changes. Loneliness. Dreaming about a life. Leather Jacket! Visit to the factory. It's only mine.
Jet Blue First Class REVIEW (Dec 16) - It's time to go! Insane amount of luggage. How do you get all this stuff? Pretty rough start. Going through security. Heading for gate. Birchbox. Really nice. Why don't I be in JetBlue? Miracle of Science. Weird flight path. We brought the poodle. New baby.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (Dec 17) - Bad haircut. They are normal sized. Dangerous, break. It's amicable... there's a 'c'. Less than ideal, friend is not here. Hills and house. Mission accomplished. Three motorcycle, but I'm not in NYC... WHY YOU ARE IN LA? Too sweet. Meat boxes. LA food!
only 1 thing in the world scares me, this is it. (Dec 18) - Not the most practical. No milk for Frankenstein. We're back at the carousel. House-shopping? Scattered. Jake Roper, holy... in treatment Stuck in a bed. Sickness is never fair. Weird leg. Meaningful. Your hair is better than Casey's. Biggest fear is getting sick. Crash is fair. Moral luck. Looks like criminal. Max lifting weight? Nice house!
The Impossible BICYCLE (Dec 19) - That was an amazing intro! Oh, that's a seat. Two in the afternoon getting caught up on email. Million negotiation. Contaminated? Run in the morning. Fishes and chip throwing off course. What is this stuff. Well, it's not the Atacama desert! Cycle in the rain.
How to Make A Viral YouTube Skit (Dec 20) - 8:30, seven miles to a glorious run! New tooth! Shoes for those who cannot walk. The poem corner. International baby videos. Mouthcam! Who? no one said. Gauging and good. Lily is good at gauging. Skit is good. Nailed it! Great cookies. Process! Control freak like Casey? Awws from everyone. Does she do the editing, she's a fast editor then.
NEVER VLOG IN THE BATHROOM (Dec 21) - Sledding looks more like tobogganing. Seals are quite common here, endearing. Eric and Kevin is running! Here's the store. She just... both confused. Food... oh that was a thing. Strange Whole Foods Experience. Poor tree. Time change and runaround. He never coups off to a 'disaster'. If a thing falls, he can't save it. Really into fish... I mean Phish.
IT WAS GREAT! (Dec 22) - Does the cloud look beautiful today? Nev runs weird. 20, I mean 8 miles. Feeling strong. I better not get sick! Star Wars, street is little wet. ??? Movie was wonderful! Los Angeles edition. Why watch a vlog. More raw? New way for story. Real? Garbage to sell stuff. Research for own career. Holograms? Internet of Things! Betting the future! People are finding me!
She Picked The LAMBORGHINI (Dec 23) - Almost forgot the camera. Here in Beverly Hill. There are few thing... very few things. There's no handle?! Jewelry place. Great sweater. $1,150! LEAVE! Neighborhood to live? No crashing. The hills are beautiful. Man's contempt for nature. Seat doesn't look so comfortable. World first? Glamorized and gone. It's the sprawl. Still yes. More cookies!
A Big Fat THANK YOU! (Dec 24) - Tub of nutella. Merry Christmas, acknowledgment. Another reason to vlog... Audience is always a unforeseen reason. Tremendous appreciation. One of the best... Going East? Maybe Torrance? Wash your hand. IT'S CLOSED. YES, aw. Canter's is a classic. Steps? Parking spot validation. Weird fashion store. I'm leaving. Behave... inspire??? There were nice plates. WHAT are they saying in the music? She doesn't know pediatrics. Boosted home.
Friday, April 22, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 8
Alright, gonna catch up now.
Candle Lit Airplane?! (Oct 25) - Fighting cats! Proper Turkish experience. Nice use of bubble there. Nice use of stop-motion. 3-4, I mean 20 minutes. Extra breakfast. Two weeks preferred. That is great. Billiards and racing little cars? Even the showers are fancy. Passport, quite obsessive for a fan... Twelve hours with wi-fi. That's a lot. It goes through Long Island. Coldness hath returned.
VLOGGING CAMERA FROM THE FUTURE (Oct 26) - Pretending to vlog. Just hit the box. More with the cameras. Let's call it epiphany. Quality is better. Ichiban? This is manual-mandatory. Adwords. Osmo, what a weird day. Nice security? Register? PLEASE! Handheld steadicam?!?!
Do Not Try At Home (Oct 27) - Little chubby. What protection switch? Interesting recommendation. Let's get the special guest. SHAYCARL!?! Go getter? Trixin is the name? 2 Billion! Optimism. Never enough Casey. Good question. Complaints. Punching clocks. Never gonna stop??? Examine? Tramp stamp? Most fantastic thing... Crazy day of filming, crushing. Don't cut yourself short.
He Can Do Anything With a Pen (Oct 28) - Bumblebee Frankie. Hi Bert. Grinding his way... Least he's not Sepp Blatter... but he's Seb Brown though... Two football puns! Me, too. First effort... Best YouTube channel plug... definitely in contention. So British, that guy. Weather is British. Tom??? Well, he's very British as well... just very different British, but very British nevertheless. Laughter!
ALADDIN IN REAL LIFE; Behind The Scenes (Oct 29) - State private park? Can I walk? JACK! Everything look beautiful. Main prop! Red tape makes you dizzy. Custom metalwork. Fabric fail. Casey does it better anyway. Zip ties! Getting dressed. That's not even a fez. Two board operation. What a weird sight. Attacked by bunch of schoolkids. Ran out of juice. Crispy, though. This is illegal. AND THAT'S THE REASON YOU DON'T FLY A DRONE IN NEW YORK. Linked everywhere.
She Can Skate!!! (Oct 30) - That was done so well! Sure. Promotional video, I forgot. So there's that. Morning kisses Finn Jewelry. Cuteness amplified! No clothes? Lot of bad boys! Also very great.
And I Got My Ass Kicked (Oct 31) - Doppler effect. Permanent marathon-ready status. David Blaine only person who rides a motorcycle in NYC without a helmet. Running practice, Casey's first one. Look at that determination. 56, I mean 70 miles. Ironman just nine months. Weakest since the first.
ULTiMATE NYC MARATHON SECRETS (Nov 1) - All saint marathon day. That's the ferry. That's Statue of Liberty... smaller than thought. All that buses. Friendly and thorough. Lot of sleeper. Lot of shenanigans. Hey man. No need to link arms. Braveheart? Oh, thank god. We're off! Way too fast. Ahead of pace, best sign of the race. Indeed. Pulling stuff. Salt needed. Welcome to the Bronx. There's the finish line. I got my medal. All the marathons... bucket list indeed. Cellphone movie!
FREE DRONE (Nov 2) - Another dentist appointment. All of that mess. That's... nice. Iced tea??? Hippie cigarettes... FINLAND! Functioning flag! Don't need air! Oh, hell yes! Shoulder rigs!
HOW WE GOT 8 MILLION VIEWS IN 3 DAYS! (Nov 3) - Jessie is coming by. There's the Q&A. Jessie's idea! Positive response. Smooth! Divide and conquer. First frame... virality! Holiday! Zero practice! Abu was not here. Very close. Drone! Take chances. Whole budget. Getting the two cents. First drone flying from Casey. Not bad. There's a B I didn't notice. Gently went down... yeah.
THAT'S FOR ME?! (Nov 4) - Drone in the arsenal. True. Need a tougher drone. Bye, Allie. Fancy car. No distraction. Like that last time... Big camera? I'm having a deja vu? Super wasted. Flying! New York in the air is always beautiful. Always love those things. Cadillac for me? Secret door. There's a second flight? Where are you going. No more flying. Las Vegas, I think? It is Seattle?!
LIVING IN FANCY HOTELS (Nov 5) - Are you talking to me? Answer was San Antonio. Weather is incredible. There's the talk. Penalty box. Swampy and humid. SpongeBob titles are always amusing and now I leave. No help. Riverwalk! Shower done. There's the Alamo. It's right in the city square. Going through United to go back. Next... Small bag for your loose stuff. He's in Houston? We can...
$17 Coffee (Nov 6) - Pot of coffee for $17! Not as bad. Three hours and whole foods. Music was well done, so well done. all uber all the time. My kind of linch. Meeting Candice's mom. All the accents. We got the dog too. How do you film this. Two day's worth? Bar Mitzvah... of course.
She's Not Always This Bad! (Nov 7) - Always in the pocket. Candace's bleep are for comedic effect. New shirt... always like the vine references. That's not a changing room. What a weird tie. Owen! Not asleep. Taking down the monitor. You were up. What a crash. Back at St. Regis. It's not short. Grease the palms, police officers? Neister? Perfectly fine photo. Katy Perry impersonator? oh god.
Airport Ripoff (Nov 8) - Gigi barking... How early is today? What airport? Texas, good Uber. Starting? That's an astronaut. Good! Insistence layover. Dallas Hub. What was that image? Ripple. That's a boat. Cool car. Other guys is in Newark! Hi, Frannie face! Face in the fridge. Coming back.
NEW FASTER ELECTRIC SKATEBOARD!!! (Noy 9) - Only record wind sound? More cryptic vlog, looking fantastic. Free breakfast. That was YouTube Rewind! Later! Not it. BRAND SPANKING NEW BOOSTED BOARD! Number three! No enthusiasm. Mandatory. Hello and weee!
I FELL IN LOVE (Nov 10) - Water pouring out. Broken, New microphone. Fighting for four days. Much like war. Disregard this. Making him sappy. Not a soulmate. Cost is high but worth it. Baby Mama is well. Easier. Distance is impossible. Yeesh, Alex. Snatch them up. You stay you, key. Redbull video letter... and we're going hack it... thanks for the new media player?
HOW TO MAKE ANY GIRL SMILE!!! (Nov 11) - Raining cigarettes. Smelling phantom food. Root canal later. Not detrimental. Eating some soup. Nowhere fast! One-way street? Foot massage. View is wonderful, though. Part of the narrative. It's all the input board... Fixing brakes. Our fault.
CRAZY MYSTERY TATTOO GLORY HOLE (Nov 12) - range of possibilities. Warm and unsettling. Rode, you are forgiven. Good friend's art show. Scott Campbell tattoo. Oh, we have a sneak peek... This is what Scott is doing. Sixty second. Twenty! Psyched! God's work. Trust.
horrified (Nov 13) - Take a second for remembrance. Taking the boosted board? Legal... Marlon update. Not too smart, you! Park and uhhh... fixing the rolling thing. World Premire. Stunt double. Review: First transition was little off but overall stunt replacement was okay. Ad is really great, too.
I HATE DRIVING THIS (Nov 14) - Fun in the gym place. Nap time. Please have my car ready. Headed to Connecticut, Seven hours in the car. Going solo. Coffee break. Ford pickup drive... on fire. Owen, the planmaker. Owen is not good at the boosted board. Frozen phone. So picky. Meh, sleep.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN. (Nov 15) - Owen working on the donut place. Heat set at Mordor. You, procrastinating? No... Well, 14 miles. Do I look different? No audio. What are you doing awake? Completely faulty. Back at Muddy Waters Cafe. Travel center? I like this silent style. Baby in basket.
THIS PLACE EXISTS iN NYC? (Nov 16) - Fixing everything. Listen to that power. Scars of usage. Millions of option. Principles. Why are you watching this? More simple the process. No think! Leather coats reverse engineer... Not rude. High Quality stuff. Midtown? Sizing jackets. That's nice. Oh my god... About a week. New leather made in good old NYC. Peace and love from New York.
HOW TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND GET COMPANIES TO PAY FOR IT (Nov 17) - Purple chicken? Solid run. Mail and Q&A. Passion and hobby? Lovely. Childhood pets... I prefer dogs. Pretty good stickers. Grounded, detention is nothing. More scars than skin. Big ears and wrestle! Fight all the time. Getting more packages. Lacrosse is great. Overwhelming confidence. COOKIES!!! No cooking in NYC... Do the work first. Title is a link? Not much distracting. CHICKENS! Art???
POLICE SITUATION (Nov 18) - Witholding a super positive thing. Objective, pragmatic reality. Fungible... Focus on quality. NOT CULT! Up my diet! Personal trainer! Bomb calorimeter. Meeting in Tumblr... CTO of Beme, previous job. Mental problems... Beat Matt & David. Lot fancier.
HOVERBOARDS MADE iLLEGAL IN NYC (Nov 19) - Little 80's... Hateful Eight is wonderful. 2000 people? Focus on things matter. Front testing. Candice returns. Oy vey! Francine the unicorn. Casey Neistat discount. Pouring out. There's the line... there's a rain. Industry line??? Matt? BAIL!
FiRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD FAiL (Nov 20) - Posting the stat. Housekeeping things. Dead cat? Absurdity. Boosted 2 is back! Oscar listen to Justin Bieber... Oscar goes fast! Feels fantastic. Drinking some juice. What a city! So in the moment. Just Francine and Me!
SHE DID THAT IN WHOLE FOODS?? (Nov 21) - What a flashback. Very weird mistake. Going for a run. Little bunny suit. Be responsible. Out of the stroller. Good walk. Mess in Whole Foods. Staple street, little piece of beauty. Instant digital photo? Oh, that's how it works. NO CHILL!
SHE ABSOLUTELY HATED IT (Nov 22) - CANNOT READ THE NUMBERS. Such high quality! Pumping the wheels. Don't like helmets. Organic roll-up. Can't blame her. Uncle Dean! Breakfast. Let's flip the camera. Sugar in your hair. PHOTOBOOTH! Phone! Maybe I is just not capitalized. Pink and Orange, look at those colors. Long run day. The bike is still safe. Training partner.
MOTORIZED SKATEBOARD VS. BIKE iN NYC (Nov 23) - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING continuing freezing. I feel VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. Cup-full attitude. Beme shirt phishing... RACING BIKE vs BOOSTED! Very close. THAT WAS CLOSE. Sharing Uber. What is that thing...
SECRET TO A GOLD (MILLION) PLAY BUTTON (Nov 24) - Chrome van! From Susan, next milestone... First 100 are vivid. They do take a long time. But you did... Puppets. Awkward Puppets. OH, JACK!!! My kid and me as well. Fully-fledged YouTuber! Good video. Greater accountability. Great stride, giant chasm. Time-lapse mission. Broadway star... Nice segway. Broadway jaywalk. Guy took off running? Like it never hurt at all. Never up. Bruise and camera. Slight breach.
Candle Lit Airplane?! (Oct 25) - Fighting cats! Proper Turkish experience. Nice use of bubble there. Nice use of stop-motion. 3-4, I mean 20 minutes. Extra breakfast. Two weeks preferred. That is great. Billiards and racing little cars? Even the showers are fancy. Passport, quite obsessive for a fan... Twelve hours with wi-fi. That's a lot. It goes through Long Island. Coldness hath returned.
VLOGGING CAMERA FROM THE FUTURE (Oct 26) - Pretending to vlog. Just hit the box. More with the cameras. Let's call it epiphany. Quality is better. Ichiban? This is manual-mandatory. Adwords. Osmo, what a weird day. Nice security? Register? PLEASE! Handheld steadicam?!?!
Do Not Try At Home (Oct 27) - Little chubby. What protection switch? Interesting recommendation. Let's get the special guest. SHAYCARL!?! Go getter? Trixin is the name? 2 Billion! Optimism. Never enough Casey. Good question. Complaints. Punching clocks. Never gonna stop??? Examine? Tramp stamp? Most fantastic thing... Crazy day of filming, crushing. Don't cut yourself short.
He Can Do Anything With a Pen (Oct 28) - Bumblebee Frankie. Hi Bert. Grinding his way... Least he's not Sepp Blatter... but he's Seb Brown though... Two football puns! Me, too. First effort... Best YouTube channel plug... definitely in contention. So British, that guy. Weather is British. Tom??? Well, he's very British as well... just very different British, but very British nevertheless. Laughter!
ALADDIN IN REAL LIFE; Behind The Scenes (Oct 29) - State private park? Can I walk? JACK! Everything look beautiful. Main prop! Red tape makes you dizzy. Custom metalwork. Fabric fail. Casey does it better anyway. Zip ties! Getting dressed. That's not even a fez. Two board operation. What a weird sight. Attacked by bunch of schoolkids. Ran out of juice. Crispy, though. This is illegal. AND THAT'S THE REASON YOU DON'T FLY A DRONE IN NEW YORK. Linked everywhere.
She Can Skate!!! (Oct 30) - That was done so well! Sure. Promotional video, I forgot. So there's that. Morning kisses Finn Jewelry. Cuteness amplified! No clothes? Lot of bad boys! Also very great.
And I Got My Ass Kicked (Oct 31) - Doppler effect. Permanent marathon-ready status. David Blaine only person who rides a motorcycle in NYC without a helmet. Running practice, Casey's first one. Look at that determination. 56, I mean 70 miles. Ironman just nine months. Weakest since the first.
ULTiMATE NYC MARATHON SECRETS (Nov 1) - All saint marathon day. That's the ferry. That's Statue of Liberty... smaller than thought. All that buses. Friendly and thorough. Lot of sleeper. Lot of shenanigans. Hey man. No need to link arms. Braveheart? Oh, thank god. We're off! Way too fast. Ahead of pace, best sign of the race. Indeed. Pulling stuff. Salt needed. Welcome to the Bronx. There's the finish line. I got my medal. All the marathons... bucket list indeed. Cellphone movie!
FREE DRONE (Nov 2) - Another dentist appointment. All of that mess. That's... nice. Iced tea??? Hippie cigarettes... FINLAND! Functioning flag! Don't need air! Oh, hell yes! Shoulder rigs!
HOW WE GOT 8 MILLION VIEWS IN 3 DAYS! (Nov 3) - Jessie is coming by. There's the Q&A. Jessie's idea! Positive response. Smooth! Divide and conquer. First frame... virality! Holiday! Zero practice! Abu was not here. Very close. Drone! Take chances. Whole budget. Getting the two cents. First drone flying from Casey. Not bad. There's a B I didn't notice. Gently went down... yeah.
THAT'S FOR ME?! (Nov 4) - Drone in the arsenal. True. Need a tougher drone. Bye, Allie. Fancy car. No distraction. Like that last time... Big camera? I'm having a deja vu? Super wasted. Flying! New York in the air is always beautiful. Always love those things. Cadillac for me? Secret door. There's a second flight? Where are you going. No more flying. Las Vegas, I think? It is Seattle?!
LIVING IN FANCY HOTELS (Nov 5) - Are you talking to me? Answer was San Antonio. Weather is incredible. There's the talk. Penalty box. Swampy and humid. SpongeBob titles are always amusing and now I leave. No help. Riverwalk! Shower done. There's the Alamo. It's right in the city square. Going through United to go back. Next... Small bag for your loose stuff. He's in Houston? We can...
$17 Coffee (Nov 6) - Pot of coffee for $17! Not as bad. Three hours and whole foods. Music was well done, so well done. all uber all the time. My kind of linch. Meeting Candice's mom. All the accents. We got the dog too. How do you film this. Two day's worth? Bar Mitzvah... of course.
She's Not Always This Bad! (Nov 7) - Always in the pocket. Candace's bleep are for comedic effect. New shirt... always like the vine references. That's not a changing room. What a weird tie. Owen! Not asleep. Taking down the monitor. You were up. What a crash. Back at St. Regis. It's not short. Grease the palms, police officers? Neister? Perfectly fine photo. Katy Perry impersonator? oh god.
Airport Ripoff (Nov 8) - Gigi barking... How early is today? What airport? Texas, good Uber. Starting? That's an astronaut. Good! Insistence layover. Dallas Hub. What was that image? Ripple. That's a boat. Cool car. Other guys is in Newark! Hi, Frannie face! Face in the fridge. Coming back.
NEW FASTER ELECTRIC SKATEBOARD!!! (Noy 9) - Only record wind sound? More cryptic vlog, looking fantastic. Free breakfast. That was YouTube Rewind! Later! Not it. BRAND SPANKING NEW BOOSTED BOARD! Number three! No enthusiasm. Mandatory. Hello and weee!
I FELL IN LOVE (Nov 10) - Water pouring out. Broken, New microphone. Fighting for four days. Much like war. Disregard this. Making him sappy. Not a soulmate. Cost is high but worth it. Baby Mama is well. Easier. Distance is impossible. Yeesh, Alex. Snatch them up. You stay you, key. Redbull video letter... and we're going hack it... thanks for the new media player?
HOW TO MAKE ANY GIRL SMILE!!! (Nov 11) - Raining cigarettes. Smelling phantom food. Root canal later. Not detrimental. Eating some soup. Nowhere fast! One-way street? Foot massage. View is wonderful, though. Part of the narrative. It's all the input board... Fixing brakes. Our fault.
CRAZY MYSTERY TATTOO GLORY HOLE (Nov 12) - range of possibilities. Warm and unsettling. Rode, you are forgiven. Good friend's art show. Scott Campbell tattoo. Oh, we have a sneak peek... This is what Scott is doing. Sixty second. Twenty! Psyched! God's work. Trust.
horrified (Nov 13) - Take a second for remembrance. Taking the boosted board? Legal... Marlon update. Not too smart, you! Park and uhhh... fixing the rolling thing. World Premire. Stunt double. Review: First transition was little off but overall stunt replacement was okay. Ad is really great, too.
I HATE DRIVING THIS (Nov 14) - Fun in the gym place. Nap time. Please have my car ready. Headed to Connecticut, Seven hours in the car. Going solo. Coffee break. Ford pickup drive... on fire. Owen, the planmaker. Owen is not good at the boosted board. Frozen phone. So picky. Meh, sleep.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN. (Nov 15) - Owen working on the donut place. Heat set at Mordor. You, procrastinating? No... Well, 14 miles. Do I look different? No audio. What are you doing awake? Completely faulty. Back at Muddy Waters Cafe. Travel center? I like this silent style. Baby in basket.
THIS PLACE EXISTS iN NYC? (Nov 16) - Fixing everything. Listen to that power. Scars of usage. Millions of option. Principles. Why are you watching this? More simple the process. No think! Leather coats reverse engineer... Not rude. High Quality stuff. Midtown? Sizing jackets. That's nice. Oh my god... About a week. New leather made in good old NYC. Peace and love from New York.
HOW TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND GET COMPANIES TO PAY FOR IT (Nov 17) - Purple chicken? Solid run. Mail and Q&A. Passion and hobby? Lovely. Childhood pets... I prefer dogs. Pretty good stickers. Grounded, detention is nothing. More scars than skin. Big ears and wrestle! Fight all the time. Getting more packages. Lacrosse is great. Overwhelming confidence. COOKIES!!! No cooking in NYC... Do the work first. Title is a link? Not much distracting. CHICKENS! Art???
POLICE SITUATION (Nov 18) - Witholding a super positive thing. Objective, pragmatic reality. Fungible... Focus on quality. NOT CULT! Up my diet! Personal trainer! Bomb calorimeter. Meeting in Tumblr... CTO of Beme, previous job. Mental problems... Beat Matt & David. Lot fancier.
HOVERBOARDS MADE iLLEGAL IN NYC (Nov 19) - Little 80's... Hateful Eight is wonderful. 2000 people? Focus on things matter. Front testing. Candice returns. Oy vey! Francine the unicorn. Casey Neistat discount. Pouring out. There's the line... there's a rain. Industry line??? Matt? BAIL!
FiRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD FAiL (Nov 20) - Posting the stat. Housekeeping things. Dead cat? Absurdity. Boosted 2 is back! Oscar listen to Justin Bieber... Oscar goes fast! Feels fantastic. Drinking some juice. What a city! So in the moment. Just Francine and Me!
SHE DID THAT IN WHOLE FOODS?? (Nov 21) - What a flashback. Very weird mistake. Going for a run. Little bunny suit. Be responsible. Out of the stroller. Good walk. Mess in Whole Foods. Staple street, little piece of beauty. Instant digital photo? Oh, that's how it works. NO CHILL!
SHE ABSOLUTELY HATED IT (Nov 22) - CANNOT READ THE NUMBERS. Such high quality! Pumping the wheels. Don't like helmets. Organic roll-up. Can't blame her. Uncle Dean! Breakfast. Let's flip the camera. Sugar in your hair. PHOTOBOOTH! Phone! Maybe I is just not capitalized. Pink and Orange, look at those colors. Long run day. The bike is still safe. Training partner.
MOTORIZED SKATEBOARD VS. BIKE iN NYC (Nov 23) - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING continuing freezing. I feel VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. Cup-full attitude. Beme shirt phishing... RACING BIKE vs BOOSTED! Very close. THAT WAS CLOSE. Sharing Uber. What is that thing...
SECRET TO A GOLD (MILLION) PLAY BUTTON (Nov 24) - Chrome van! From Susan, next milestone... First 100 are vivid. They do take a long time. But you did... Puppets. Awkward Puppets. OH, JACK!!! My kid and me as well. Fully-fledged YouTuber! Good video. Greater accountability. Great stride, giant chasm. Time-lapse mission. Broadway star... Nice segway. Broadway jaywalk. Guy took off running? Like it never hurt at all. Never up. Bruise and camera. Slight breach.
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 7
Why didn't I write the intro for this month? (this is a update)
Hover Boards in the Airport (Sep 25) - Jog to start to the day. Priorities. Stupid pope. Security? Maybe he likes the touch. I feel terrible. American Airlines doesn't care about you. Stop in Miami. Centurion's lounge to get away from the dump. American Express, lucky! That's Mexico City. Mexico are super friendly and hoverboard only. Hippest hip. Nightclub with the pretty girls.
Caught in Mob Mexico City (Sep 26) - Little video like. French & Spanish don't mix... Skype call. Tuesday. People march for energy and corruptions? Cool. Now that's a protest. 43 students... Mexico seems to indicate this third-world country but it's something of a burgeoning economy. PRESS... It's pretty white for a green room. Mexico is so hip. That crowd is like a zombie movie.
TRAPPED IN AN AIRPORT (Sep 27) - Mexico is so beautiful. Pool is cold. BOOSTED BOARD IN FREAKING MEXICO! Lucky! Couldn't be worse than New York traffic. Easy to walk, I guess. Zoo. Ah right, he's going to San Francisco. Skateboard in a moving sidewalk. Trilingual vlog. Why refuse? Golf cart in a elevator. Give her a raise. Brogan random meet. Greatest cancellation. West tropical. Mile away? Don't worry, Boosted is there for you. Classy. Kind of a long day indeed. More Boston.
SUPERPOWERED Motorized Couch (Sep 28) - Coffee for one. WOW, this is big. Let's jog. San Francisco is pretty famous for hills. How did package sent? 6S goes well with Whiskey. Rose pink, Bucket of red in a tub of white. Unstitched pants. Thumbs... down. Maybe big company, whatever. Founder and CEO of Boosted Skateboard. WOW. Neistat bump. Boosted couch, lovely.
3 MacBook Pros in 3 Months (Sep 29) - Here's Matt. Down to the Valley. Critical failure. Longer intro returns. Typical start-up... NO HOMO??? Space is infinite. Confidence to excel. Great Matt Hackett. Worth it. The Martian is fantastic. Free everything. That typography is terrible.
How to Get Into Any Hotel Pool (Sep 30) - Slight bump. Matt is so regal. Fill then roles. I think I've been to this parking space. Nice Drake reference. MISSION... oh. Great start. As warned by the founder and CEO... St. Regis must be talked in a New York accent. Sneaking in bathroom of the gym GoPro change and into the pool. Whole lot easier. Maybe it's Chlorine. I didn't ta... or you saw beme. Going Nonstop and eyes are sagging, except Matt. Matt is forever. And I live in New York City.
Skateboard Speed Record at the Beach (Oct 1) - LA, permanently perfect. This is more like fruit. So excited for... the donut wheel. Drive from SF to LA by the coast is one of the most amazing rides ever. Put them in hoverboards instead. Getting all the delays. That's LA! Home is nice but free time. Hands across the water, I mean the beach. Santa Monica is still one of the best beaches in USA. Capital bench, it shall ever be known. Here's Candace? That was a twist.
You Can't Wear That To A Wedding (Oct 2) - Where is that? First mention of dada. That's... okay. SLO-MO PIGEON!!! Francine is better at camera now. OMG, MOON PIE? $44 of junk. Fancy... Quick deny. Eat that macaron. That's the new handshake. Riding different surface. Films shot here... Is this man-made. Looks less Indian and more 80's. Missed connection. It's casualwear. Cute.
She's More Fun After Tequila (Oct 3) - Still looks nice. Pointing. Bad husband, good vlogger. What? Shh. Cool drive... in a mini-van. This is confusing. Always go north. Shame, shouldn't be nervous. Going up. Least it's little cacti. He's a rock. Redondo beach is a nice place. Hawaii style. Turqouise. You aren't even wearing a watch. See, it is a interracial marriage. NICE CAR. Nev fits so well.
Party looks fun. Trivia? Grand entrance. Soup? Tequlia & Coffee? Wedding busting.
Never Get Into A Stranger's Maserati (Oct 4) - Drive-by meeting. Candice is fast packer, who knew? That's one use of the skateboard. Baby shower then NYC... Francine makes an entrance. Third floor? No one knows how to behave. I think some might put him on the spectrum. Beach. So busted. Huh, Guys aren't allowed? Promenade doing one less to accommodate a-holes. Title didn't lie. Casey lift. Leaving Santa Monica, I guess compared to NYC... More time editing. Getting ready and fly!
Candy From Strangers? (Oct 5) - Back to Manhattan. CBS interview? That guy is unusually slow. Good dolly work. Hard to pronounce. Getting swole. Lights up. Dali, yes. Okay pronouciation. Needs a hard hat. My hats off to you. Donate bitcoin, seriously... I guess. Family drawing. Lonesome.
Filming in a First Class Lounge (Oct 6) - Feeling like drugs. Sara enters the shipping factory. You'll never see that. Breaking 200, 1000 in week. All the Marlon fans. Where is he going? Nicest Uber. Never had to wait. What's with poster... and yes, Q & A. Outer space. Special phone. Nothing to do. Planes are disgusting. Range is only 10 miles. Wiz, definitely. Appeal and Owen. Hundreds.
I Lost It All (Oct 7) - Command-Z is SO TERRIBLE. Madrid! I don't know how bull wins. French version hurts less. Brakes suck in this. Madrid is so unreal. It's literally bullcrap. More Spanish. Presentation in 10 minutes. Support team. Solid 7, nice. 4 is just a miracle for me. Less of a mob. Such a huge place, that bull ring. Nice editing. Snack to block from sleeping. IT'S GONE!
Guy Smoking on a Plane (Oct 8) - Living the 60's life. That's jet lag? Moon is lovely. That's a lovely place. Wave of nostalgia, travelling in 18 or 19. It is forever ago. Sun in coming out, I can... ah, right. Refreshing your live. 22 hours is not enough for trip in Kansas city. Flight takes off in 40 minutes. Cool airport, though. Pretty inefficient, though. Flew with every attendant. It's been Real, good joke. Back at NYC. When back in NYC. Holding in Gigi. Go to work. Prototype! Carousel is the best.
GoPro Did Something Incredible (Oct 9) - Crazy weather. IT'S RAINING, that's Ruby. All team lunch, candy delicious. GoPro is the undisputed king. Mobile app? Growing. Looking the throat. I think that's your fault. Quick dis-review. Multiple coat and Phil just shows up. Phil adventure. Casey never become late for a speech. Don't get struck by lightning. So indestructible. Animal Cruelty.
Everything Caught Fire! (Oct 10) - Big guns. All that fireworks. 6, I mean 7 AM. Maybe. Stuck in traffice and nearly out of coffee. Excited to see Owen. Where's Owen? There he is! Running genes. Norwich is Central CT. Mall shopping. Too slow. Hair at Walmart? Sicario AWESOME.
Broke My iPhone 6S Again (Oct 11) - Mystic knucklehead. Boat ride instead? Real exclusive spot. Is that a grave? Weird running goo. Just cracked. Under the sea, really. Where's VCU? I forgot.
Casey Neistat's Guide to Filmmaking (Oct 12) - Fun and Family... not! Gear doesn't matter. Shooting on tape for HBO. That's 90 bucks. Tarnation is a powerful film. Some thought. Totally adequate. Miraculous, but not dynamic. TCX... $2000 setup. Not your best graph. Story is golden. Good god.
Found This in a NYC Alley (Oct 13) - Time-lapses. Nice control there. Making movies, just waiting. Not gonna make it. I like to hear that... Need the cleanse. Yes, Q & A. Bonus... Two watches. Stink. Runaway dropout and sharing ideas. Burden of education. Artistic merit? Healthy narcissism. Time will tell, but it's gonna be huge. Like anything creative endeavor. Don't worry. Uh, Francine?
She's Fast (Oct 14) - Why start with Francine? Talia, NYT writer. Old school selfie style. COCOA PUFFS!!! Half & Half? Belt replacement. Video tutorial. Taking the back-up. Hatching plans. Apparently. Lunch at the usual. Ghostbuster crazy? Dog is excited. Zero progress. Lot of pipe, bleep? Always a better way. still figuring out. RIP Boosted board 1. Baby is tired too.
I Need Your Honest Advice (Oct 15) - Yes, Oscar! Here's the choice... but like 2000. Birthday. PVC research. Cheap and easy. building supply, makes sense. Feels right. All the material. No jeopardy. Halloween party is coming up. Never wake a sleeping baby - Hogwarts nursery school?
NEW CAR! (Oct 16) - Um... There's the car. Review, okay. Bike will always win. (Look at Mark's video about him beating a bus on a tyke.) Acting skill on par. Transporter. They love fancy cars. There he goes, there he goes again. That's a New Yorker, Mercedes. Going to the West Side. 110 blocks is no way for the Boosted board. That's how it works, hey pretty lady. Guest list! WHAT?
Nearly Went Down BAD (Oct 17) - Summer is over. First legit cold day of fall. Thanks, NPR. Back in Connecticut. Cat is so cute. Get some air... So fast on wood. Major accident averted. Babbles. Owen's Homecoming dance... I'm crying. Covalent couple? So not bunch of metals. More Monica.
Pumpkin Patch FAIL (Oct 18) - 180 flip? Fun apple orchard. Foilage. Francine knows. Panhandling? BABY LOVES BISCOTTI. Look at nuanced expression. Greenhouse in pumpkin greenhouse! This is the truth of Facebook, people. This is the truth. Owen... uh no... One good mow. Time progress. Sky looks fine, why the disclaimer. #nofilter? Is this the third marching band player here?
Nearly ATTACKED in NYC Chinatown (Oct 19) - That's a lot of donuts. Finn Jewelry. Not saying. Just pleased. Casey's general store. DINNER is important. Getting sick. It's a still photo. Mail time?? Taking the elevator. Griffin and Joey and counterfeit purses. Totally normal. Very scary at the end.
Please Forgive Me? (Oct 20) - Short 7 miles. Twitter video. Bit of cop out. YES, Australia. Convention? No sunglasses. Hi Sam. All that tears. I can see that. Never finish the software. Blocks. For those who can't speak British... Italian man, stumper. Dentist. Very happy Candice.
My Custom Shades (Oct 21) - More shoot. Little grumpy, really happy. It's working. Really insightful so insightful. I mean just you should listen to him. Awesome movies. Can the campaign. Great use. JESSE just pops out of nowhere. Engraving. Whiteout done. Style points.
Travel Vlog Packing Secrets (Oct 22) - This vlog starts at 6pm. Owen in NY? What's happening? Frankie is learning. To the airport? Turkish? Brothers??? Istanbul (Not Constantinople.) Nice lie. Lemonade with mint? Beme socks... Great hat. SO CUTE. That is ridiculous.
The Ice Cream Thief (Oct 23) - Two hours ago? Turks just have beards though... Sophisticated. Discombobulated. Why you need six syllables... Just random drink. So he was that. Complete, not. Helps the vlog big time. That's some building. Istanbul, party city. (I think that's George?) That is the best part of Istanbul. The ice cream tricks. Long white clouds and long white people.
HE ATE IT ALL!! (Oct 24) - Turkish candy is great. That is his son. Tripod matched the hair. Cats are also good part of Istanbul. Selfie stick crossover. More market, more candy. Hagia Sophia. Absolutely crazy with the world-renowned candies. Duffel bag??? Good art too. I like all 3.
Hover Boards in the Airport (Sep 25) - Jog to start to the day. Priorities. Stupid pope. Security? Maybe he likes the touch. I feel terrible. American Airlines doesn't care about you. Stop in Miami. Centurion's lounge to get away from the dump. American Express, lucky! That's Mexico City. Mexico are super friendly and hoverboard only. Hippest hip. Nightclub with the pretty girls.
Caught in Mob Mexico City (Sep 26) - Little video like. French & Spanish don't mix... Skype call. Tuesday. People march for energy and corruptions? Cool. Now that's a protest. 43 students... Mexico seems to indicate this third-world country but it's something of a burgeoning economy. PRESS... It's pretty white for a green room. Mexico is so hip. That crowd is like a zombie movie.
TRAPPED IN AN AIRPORT (Sep 27) - Mexico is so beautiful. Pool is cold. BOOSTED BOARD IN FREAKING MEXICO! Lucky! Couldn't be worse than New York traffic. Easy to walk, I guess. Zoo. Ah right, he's going to San Francisco. Skateboard in a moving sidewalk. Trilingual vlog. Why refuse? Golf cart in a elevator. Give her a raise. Brogan random meet. Greatest cancellation. West tropical. Mile away? Don't worry, Boosted is there for you. Classy. Kind of a long day indeed. More Boston.
SUPERPOWERED Motorized Couch (Sep 28) - Coffee for one. WOW, this is big. Let's jog. San Francisco is pretty famous for hills. How did package sent? 6S goes well with Whiskey. Rose pink, Bucket of red in a tub of white. Unstitched pants. Thumbs... down. Maybe big company, whatever. Founder and CEO of Boosted Skateboard. WOW. Neistat bump. Boosted couch, lovely.
3 MacBook Pros in 3 Months (Sep 29) - Here's Matt. Down to the Valley. Critical failure. Longer intro returns. Typical start-up... NO HOMO??? Space is infinite. Confidence to excel. Great Matt Hackett. Worth it. The Martian is fantastic. Free everything. That typography is terrible.
How to Get Into Any Hotel Pool (Sep 30) - Slight bump. Matt is so regal. Fill then roles. I think I've been to this parking space. Nice Drake reference. MISSION... oh. Great start. As warned by the founder and CEO... St. Regis must be talked in a New York accent. Sneaking in bathroom of the gym GoPro change and into the pool. Whole lot easier. Maybe it's Chlorine. I didn't ta... or you saw beme. Going Nonstop and eyes are sagging, except Matt. Matt is forever. And I live in New York City.
Skateboard Speed Record at the Beach (Oct 1) - LA, permanently perfect. This is more like fruit. So excited for... the donut wheel. Drive from SF to LA by the coast is one of the most amazing rides ever. Put them in hoverboards instead. Getting all the delays. That's LA! Home is nice but free time. Hands across the water, I mean the beach. Santa Monica is still one of the best beaches in USA. Capital bench, it shall ever be known. Here's Candace? That was a twist.
You Can't Wear That To A Wedding (Oct 2) - Where is that? First mention of dada. That's... okay. SLO-MO PIGEON!!! Francine is better at camera now. OMG, MOON PIE? $44 of junk. Fancy... Quick deny. Eat that macaron. That's the new handshake. Riding different surface. Films shot here... Is this man-made. Looks less Indian and more 80's. Missed connection. It's casualwear. Cute.
She's More Fun After Tequila (Oct 3) - Still looks nice. Pointing. Bad husband, good vlogger. What? Shh. Cool drive... in a mini-van. This is confusing. Always go north. Shame, shouldn't be nervous. Going up. Least it's little cacti. He's a rock. Redondo beach is a nice place. Hawaii style. Turqouise. You aren't even wearing a watch. See, it is a interracial marriage. NICE CAR. Nev fits so well.
Party looks fun. Trivia? Grand entrance. Soup? Tequlia & Coffee? Wedding busting.
Never Get Into A Stranger's Maserati (Oct 4) - Drive-by meeting. Candice is fast packer, who knew? That's one use of the skateboard. Baby shower then NYC... Francine makes an entrance. Third floor? No one knows how to behave. I think some might put him on the spectrum. Beach. So busted. Huh, Guys aren't allowed? Promenade doing one less to accommodate a-holes. Title didn't lie. Casey lift. Leaving Santa Monica, I guess compared to NYC... More time editing. Getting ready and fly!
Candy From Strangers? (Oct 5) - Back to Manhattan. CBS interview? That guy is unusually slow. Good dolly work. Hard to pronounce. Getting swole. Lights up. Dali, yes. Okay pronouciation. Needs a hard hat. My hats off to you. Donate bitcoin, seriously... I guess. Family drawing. Lonesome.
Filming in a First Class Lounge (Oct 6) - Feeling like drugs. Sara enters the shipping factory. You'll never see that. Breaking 200, 1000 in week. All the Marlon fans. Where is he going? Nicest Uber. Never had to wait. What's with poster... and yes, Q & A. Outer space. Special phone. Nothing to do. Planes are disgusting. Range is only 10 miles. Wiz, definitely. Appeal and Owen. Hundreds.
I Lost It All (Oct 7) - Command-Z is SO TERRIBLE. Madrid! I don't know how bull wins. French version hurts less. Brakes suck in this. Madrid is so unreal. It's literally bullcrap. More Spanish. Presentation in 10 minutes. Support team. Solid 7, nice. 4 is just a miracle for me. Less of a mob. Such a huge place, that bull ring. Nice editing. Snack to block from sleeping. IT'S GONE!
Guy Smoking on a Plane (Oct 8) - Living the 60's life. That's jet lag? Moon is lovely. That's a lovely place. Wave of nostalgia, travelling in 18 or 19. It is forever ago. Sun in coming out, I can... ah, right. Refreshing your live. 22 hours is not enough for trip in Kansas city. Flight takes off in 40 minutes. Cool airport, though. Pretty inefficient, though. Flew with every attendant. It's been Real, good joke. Back at NYC. When back in NYC. Holding in Gigi. Go to work. Prototype! Carousel is the best.
GoPro Did Something Incredible (Oct 9) - Crazy weather. IT'S RAINING, that's Ruby. All team lunch, candy delicious. GoPro is the undisputed king. Mobile app? Growing. Looking the throat. I think that's your fault. Quick dis-review. Multiple coat and Phil just shows up. Phil adventure. Casey never become late for a speech. Don't get struck by lightning. So indestructible. Animal Cruelty.
Everything Caught Fire! (Oct 10) - Big guns. All that fireworks. 6, I mean 7 AM. Maybe. Stuck in traffice and nearly out of coffee. Excited to see Owen. Where's Owen? There he is! Running genes. Norwich is Central CT. Mall shopping. Too slow. Hair at Walmart? Sicario AWESOME.
Broke My iPhone 6S Again (Oct 11) - Mystic knucklehead. Boat ride instead? Real exclusive spot. Is that a grave? Weird running goo. Just cracked. Under the sea, really. Where's VCU? I forgot.
Casey Neistat's Guide to Filmmaking (Oct 12) - Fun and Family... not! Gear doesn't matter. Shooting on tape for HBO. That's 90 bucks. Tarnation is a powerful film. Some thought. Totally adequate. Miraculous, but not dynamic. TCX... $2000 setup. Not your best graph. Story is golden. Good god.
Found This in a NYC Alley (Oct 13) - Time-lapses. Nice control there. Making movies, just waiting. Not gonna make it. I like to hear that... Need the cleanse. Yes, Q & A. Bonus... Two watches. Stink. Runaway dropout and sharing ideas. Burden of education. Artistic merit? Healthy narcissism. Time will tell, but it's gonna be huge. Like anything creative endeavor. Don't worry. Uh, Francine?
She's Fast (Oct 14) - Why start with Francine? Talia, NYT writer. Old school selfie style. COCOA PUFFS!!! Half & Half? Belt replacement. Video tutorial. Taking the back-up. Hatching plans. Apparently. Lunch at the usual. Ghostbuster crazy? Dog is excited. Zero progress. Lot of pipe, bleep? Always a better way. still figuring out. RIP Boosted board 1. Baby is tired too.
I Need Your Honest Advice (Oct 15) - Yes, Oscar! Here's the choice... but like 2000. Birthday. PVC research. Cheap and easy. building supply, makes sense. Feels right. All the material. No jeopardy. Halloween party is coming up. Never wake a sleeping baby - Hogwarts nursery school?
NEW CAR! (Oct 16) - Um... There's the car. Review, okay. Bike will always win. (Look at Mark's video about him beating a bus on a tyke.) Acting skill on par. Transporter. They love fancy cars. There he goes, there he goes again. That's a New Yorker, Mercedes. Going to the West Side. 110 blocks is no way for the Boosted board. That's how it works, hey pretty lady. Guest list! WHAT?
Nearly Went Down BAD (Oct 17) - Summer is over. First legit cold day of fall. Thanks, NPR. Back in Connecticut. Cat is so cute. Get some air... So fast on wood. Major accident averted. Babbles. Owen's Homecoming dance... I'm crying. Covalent couple? So not bunch of metals. More Monica.
Pumpkin Patch FAIL (Oct 18) - 180 flip? Fun apple orchard. Foilage. Francine knows. Panhandling? BABY LOVES BISCOTTI. Look at nuanced expression. Greenhouse in pumpkin greenhouse! This is the truth of Facebook, people. This is the truth. Owen... uh no... One good mow. Time progress. Sky looks fine, why the disclaimer. #nofilter? Is this the third marching band player here?
Nearly ATTACKED in NYC Chinatown (Oct 19) - That's a lot of donuts. Finn Jewelry. Not saying. Just pleased. Casey's general store. DINNER is important. Getting sick. It's a still photo. Mail time?? Taking the elevator. Griffin and Joey and counterfeit purses. Totally normal. Very scary at the end.
Please Forgive Me? (Oct 20) - Short 7 miles. Twitter video. Bit of cop out. YES, Australia. Convention? No sunglasses. Hi Sam. All that tears. I can see that. Never finish the software. Blocks. For those who can't speak British... Italian man, stumper. Dentist. Very happy Candice.
My Custom Shades (Oct 21) - More shoot. Little grumpy, really happy. It's working. Really insightful so insightful. I mean just you should listen to him. Awesome movies. Can the campaign. Great use. JESSE just pops out of nowhere. Engraving. Whiteout done. Style points.
Travel Vlog Packing Secrets (Oct 22) - This vlog starts at 6pm. Owen in NY? What's happening? Frankie is learning. To the airport? Turkish? Brothers??? Istanbul (Not Constantinople.) Nice lie. Lemonade with mint? Beme socks... Great hat. SO CUTE. That is ridiculous.
The Ice Cream Thief (Oct 23) - Two hours ago? Turks just have beards though... Sophisticated. Discombobulated. Why you need six syllables... Just random drink. So he was that. Complete, not. Helps the vlog big time. That's some building. Istanbul, party city. (I think that's George?) That is the best part of Istanbul. The ice cream tricks. Long white clouds and long white people.
HE ATE IT ALL!! (Oct 24) - Turkish candy is great. That is his son. Tripod matched the hair. Cats are also good part of Istanbul. Selfie stick crossover. More market, more candy. Hagia Sophia. Absolutely crazy with the world-renowned candies. Duffel bag??? Good art too. I like all 3.
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 6
I think I'm about one day behind now. Next few week will be busy though.
7,000 Free T-Shirts (Aug 25) - Marlon's iPhone. Outside. Oh, right Q&A. I'll improvise. Most clickbait title. Exploitative content is human nature. Harder to succeed. Famous & Rich is not good. Watching the baby and editing a iMac. Joyride. More T-shirts. T-Shirt giveaway. Android joke.
1,500,000 Views Per Vlog (Aug 26) - I like that camera. Lucky Charms... No flash? LaGuardia is the worst out of the three. Upgrade later. Welcome to Ohio. Roman eh, Taco Shell awesome. Nice bike. Roman has a kid, I feel worried? Ball pit room. It's a big house. Feed corn. Aspiring consistency... Casey disapproves. Self-taught factory worker. Be original. Making friends at Wal-Mart. Interesting.
High Heels on a Hover Board (Aug 27) - Somewhere in Ohio... Name for your viewers? Good parenting. Adopted stepchild? Party bus in Cleveland. Out to the truck. Good God, strip club smell? Cushion bologna, different limo. Normal??? 71 is a weird number, bathroom breaks? This is... I guess. Never see him again. GET THEM. Spike Jonze? Magic tricks... Hand trick hospitality.
She Likes to Party (Aug 28) - Flight in a hour. I thought this was Roman's kitchen. Hopkins, huh. New York sights. Nice fan. Baby makes you settle. Receptionist and fitting. Get a PR person. Candice advises... She has defined eyes and detailed expression. You look hot, We Are Your Friends it's okay.
First Class VS Coach (Aug 29) - Chubby baby. I don't like Jack's beard. Drop travel if audience demands. Good guess. Lounge bagel not bad. Pajama is right. Parfait looks nice. Nice coach. Cushions on those seats. Charging. Back to LA. Skateboard lane. Santa Monica... Backstage. That's MAX. That's Swedish pronunciation. Trespassing. That's not red. Not can do. Nev just pops up.
Kanye West Booed at the VMAs (Aug 30) - Let's steal some awards. Nev is in more vlogs that I would have thought. WOW. 90's style. Actual haircut? One small large problem. Looks futuristic. Grace catch up? Whoa. Little more flash. Karlie beme... Hi Max. There's a reason for puppies. Nash? Nicely done set. Cyrus host that one. Hot dogs are required. Make sense. YES, it should! Weird... Epicenter of that Kanye West moment... we're... running behind. And that thing was over.
$1 Tap Water Rip Off (Aug 31) - Lovely moves. Going swimming. Work day in LA. Embarrassment of the establishment. Podcast. Apartment > White House. Hollywood business? Fully equipped. Charger port. That's the Vine mansion. DMV coffee shop. Easy dude. Night at Max's house.
Can YouTubers Surf? (Sep 1) - Crying for business. Crowded. That county line.Two cars. Surfing, Q&A travel edition. Unknown. Land travel is the best. Status is important. Running around the world... Longest flight ever. Height of the war... Jack has gone six private flights.
TWO High-Powered Electric Skateboards (Sep 2) - She likes it... sure. All about full incline, were you standing the whole flight. Francine is back! Mail time pending. Second boosted board. HATS. Great case. Oh, hey there. That was disgusting. I AM wearing pants. Drinks. Watermelon martinis is so Candice. Francine playing with baskets. Whole Foods buying. Camera! First word?
It Was Awkward (Sep 3) - HE MADE IT! Grabbing skateboard. No one is really fan of midtown traffic, weird hotel clothed? Roman is here. Flashing. Free croissant. That's Casey's. Euler's disk with a lady. Visit to the office. So organized. All that sticker. Dual couple dinner. Not his birthday. Someone's TV Show, live taping of some Howie Mandel thing. Skills.
360 Camera In Places You've Never Seen (Sep 4?) - It's slightly better. Even Marlon is here. It's interesting 2d layout. Good ball sack. 360 is so good for comedy. Lot of money. It's a long vlog. Casey keeps forgetting his camera. Konyaanisqatsi 3D? Mushy ahead of time. Cool final shot.
Lawnmowed My Camera (Sep 5) - Principles. Running again. Not at beach. Not at home? Wide legs. Last time to mow that lawn. Here's dad. Spray? Skippers. Short walk to end the day.
World's Youngest Vlogger (Sep 6) - Now the vlogging number is gone. Catching up with the women. Indeed open. Planet fitness. Princess in her chariot. Full throttle. Really old. So pissed. Crawl race. Owen long see. Not mad anymore. Sony is a bad boy. Food and no audio. Candy montage.
She Crashed My Jeep (Sep 7) - Back in NYC, with that familiar smell. Candice returns. Owen in underwear. End of summer. I DIDN'T CRASH! Going back. Fun song and sad song.
Canon 70D Destroyed (Sep 8) - Still so hot. Shaving. Still in school? On the roof. Short version. Sharing ideas. Reptiles? Working your way up. I'm 5'10". Twitter, insta, snap is okay. Positive, and you did formation with Reddit? EARLY MORNING. Slightly? Beme recommendation now.
Death by Selfie (Sep 9) - Police situation. Photo shoot Runner's World. Cool camera. Oh, now it's Tyler Oakley. More Matt in vlog. I heard Dennis Crowley... Late show. Well, you might die before he does. Ungrateful? Really? Nice. Promote by Candy. That is cool tech. Weed. That's perfect.
The $12 McDonald's Burger (Sep 10) - That nod. Creamy, viscous. What NYC McDonalds... Custom built burgers... throwback. Overbearing. Oscar just went amazing. Twelve cheese > three bacon. Good service is amazing. Seven is amazing, wow eight and half. Two thumbs. Let's get lunch.
The $70,000 Selfie Camera (Sep 11) - Jack. He does look well. Also interesting case. Griffin does firework in 360... Devin enters. Insider's scope. Collabo like Colombo. Skateboard, bye guys. 6K overkill. Got the shot. Camera in danger. $70,000. SWAT Vehicle. No waving back. No Devin.
She Didn't Use a Changing Room (Sep 12) - Car commercial entertainment. Donating clothes. Francine stretching. Jackson Height, Indian town. But she does. Francine has a spicy interest. It was terrible? I don't know what to expect. Shopping all day. Hopeless. Donut is preferable. Casey wins?
Dog VS. Droid (Sep 13) - This is a remix. Bad breakfast. Lot of magazines. JEROME! Resolution is very high. Cutting. 8000 lines! Mac WASD. BB-8 Busy. Clever. Why is there bananas in Vermont?
SIX GoPro 4 Black Edition (Sep 14) - So tired. 10 hour is not enough. Still fashion week. New ideas. New gear. Six GoPro + contraption. So many people. You're a natural. So many kids and Natives? She could sit. Only getting skinnier. Actual legs Hipster restaurant is a Rosh Hashanah tradition going back thousand years. Spilling things. Poofy poodle. 7:45PM? Tricking really. Okay, rescinded.
Moonshine in the Office (Sep 15) - Porsche? Not late. Jordan, Porsche. Old Motorcycle. Theme... all rejected and sold. Amazon grocery. Timelapse, it is a movie set. City not for relaxing. Isle of refuge. Trapped and control ceded. Friendly. Live here. So dollar pizza. Empire State, New WTC... TORONTO BURN!!! Business potential is the max. Always has been here. City never sleeps.
World's Worst Diet (Sep 16) - Running in Brooklyn. Getting thing, military helicopters. Glamorous. Watch that woman the first time. Unlimited snacks. Rotting teeth. Always have Lucky Charms. Cleansing. Very noisy. Walk and Talk movie about secret. Ghostbuster? Cobblestone. Not hungry. Just Angry. Maybe it has radiation? Frannie has watermelon? Salad juice? Faking it.
Most Famous Delivery Man on Earth (Sep 17) - Helping Batman. Beside... Day Two. Biggest vlogger one juice. Celery juice. Glorious day. The affair, I know that show. Drinking smoothies time. Taxi cop. Thousands of email. Gabe & Sydney Homecoming. Very exciting? Gourmet Garage! What?
Baby Stuck in Tunnel (Sep 18) - Don't look at your friend's closet. Lot of movie shoot. Coconut. Break a sweat? In the future. DON'T WEAR. Probably... Still terrible songs. No date. Music class. Extra battery and communication assault. More mail. All in this together? Likes the camera.
Hi-Speed Electric Skateboard Morning Ride (Sep 19) - Gigantic stick as toy. No cars on Saturday. Where is the car? New grocery store! Medium good drive. Owen appears so little. Fall clothes/ Takeout cheeseburgers, line is too long. Ice cream, weirder reaction. Nice ending.
Late Night Rendezvous (Sep 20) - Time lapses. Candice always, always watch the vlogs. Beep beep. You never smile? Milk and Dairy? Eggcited. Three-meal lunch? Oldest, whitest jazz band. Reinstalling the car seat. Climbing stairs. I hate tooth. Older style. Non-stop to New York. Jerome.
iPhone 6S Video Test 4k! (Sep 21) - Whole time-lapse is so amazing. Keep an eye on this thing. Everything is so nice. All that solicit stuff. I'm the street performer. All that money, please leave me. Blue paint??? Times square. Pretty impressive. Wide angle adapter. Better sound needed.
Haters Are Losers (Sep 22) - Bye Candice. Beme hiring. Jerome is vlogging now. Longer version. Haters bother but losers. Advertising does not pull over. Stupidity is usually highlighted... I'm sorry. Bad influence comes creeping in. Creators gonna create. Envy is only for motivation. Good advice.
SKATEBOARD SUICIDE RUN | 5th Ave Rush Hour (Sep 23) - No juice? That's why Vi Hart is only VR expert. Jesse, OG Vlogging for 5 years. Voice is lower here. Autobahn. Now we ride gently. Losing some beer. Taxi to Central Park. Indeed mop stick. Cobblestone. Wonderful shot. Bomb?
Bowling Shoe Beer Chugging (Sep 24) - Light up belt. Mexico City tomorrow. And then somewhere else. Well situated. Van is outside? That's PewDiePie thing. Ready for the airport. Loft? Milk video... I thought Candice was a 17-year old fan. Company party. Chinese gray market. What is this? Refugee Apple ends cash sales??? Backdoor endorsement? Fried prune? Alie, Jack just for show. Cool end.
7,000 Free T-Shirts (Aug 25) - Marlon's iPhone. Outside. Oh, right Q&A. I'll improvise. Most clickbait title. Exploitative content is human nature. Harder to succeed. Famous & Rich is not good. Watching the baby and editing a iMac. Joyride. More T-shirts. T-Shirt giveaway. Android joke.
1,500,000 Views Per Vlog (Aug 26) - I like that camera. Lucky Charms... No flash? LaGuardia is the worst out of the three. Upgrade later. Welcome to Ohio. Roman eh, Taco Shell awesome. Nice bike. Roman has a kid, I feel worried? Ball pit room. It's a big house. Feed corn. Aspiring consistency... Casey disapproves. Self-taught factory worker. Be original. Making friends at Wal-Mart. Interesting.
High Heels on a Hover Board (Aug 27) - Somewhere in Ohio... Name for your viewers? Good parenting. Adopted stepchild? Party bus in Cleveland. Out to the truck. Good God, strip club smell? Cushion bologna, different limo. Normal??? 71 is a weird number, bathroom breaks? This is... I guess. Never see him again. GET THEM. Spike Jonze? Magic tricks... Hand trick hospitality.
She Likes to Party (Aug 28) - Flight in a hour. I thought this was Roman's kitchen. Hopkins, huh. New York sights. Nice fan. Baby makes you settle. Receptionist and fitting. Get a PR person. Candice advises... She has defined eyes and detailed expression. You look hot, We Are Your Friends it's okay.
First Class VS Coach (Aug 29) - Chubby baby. I don't like Jack's beard. Drop travel if audience demands. Good guess. Lounge bagel not bad. Pajama is right. Parfait looks nice. Nice coach. Cushions on those seats. Charging. Back to LA. Skateboard lane. Santa Monica... Backstage. That's MAX. That's Swedish pronunciation. Trespassing. That's not red. Not can do. Nev just pops up.
Kanye West Booed at the VMAs (Aug 30) - Let's steal some awards. Nev is in more vlogs that I would have thought. WOW. 90's style. Actual haircut? One small large problem. Looks futuristic. Grace catch up? Whoa. Little more flash. Karlie beme... Hi Max. There's a reason for puppies. Nash? Nicely done set. Cyrus host that one. Hot dogs are required. Make sense. YES, it should! Weird... Epicenter of that Kanye West moment... we're... running behind. And that thing was over.
$1 Tap Water Rip Off (Aug 31) - Lovely moves. Going swimming. Work day in LA. Embarrassment of the establishment. Podcast. Apartment > White House. Hollywood business? Fully equipped. Charger port. That's the Vine mansion. DMV coffee shop. Easy dude. Night at Max's house.
Can YouTubers Surf? (Sep 1) - Crying for business. Crowded. That county line.Two cars. Surfing, Q&A travel edition. Unknown. Land travel is the best. Status is important. Running around the world... Longest flight ever. Height of the war... Jack has gone six private flights.
TWO High-Powered Electric Skateboards (Sep 2) - She likes it... sure. All about full incline, were you standing the whole flight. Francine is back! Mail time pending. Second boosted board. HATS. Great case. Oh, hey there. That was disgusting. I AM wearing pants. Drinks. Watermelon martinis is so Candice. Francine playing with baskets. Whole Foods buying. Camera! First word?
It Was Awkward (Sep 3) - HE MADE IT! Grabbing skateboard. No one is really fan of midtown traffic, weird hotel clothed? Roman is here. Flashing. Free croissant. That's Casey's. Euler's disk with a lady. Visit to the office. So organized. All that sticker. Dual couple dinner. Not his birthday. Someone's TV Show, live taping of some Howie Mandel thing. Skills.
360 Camera In Places You've Never Seen (Sep 4?) - It's slightly better. Even Marlon is here. It's interesting 2d layout. Good ball sack. 360 is so good for comedy. Lot of money. It's a long vlog. Casey keeps forgetting his camera. Konyaanisqatsi 3D? Mushy ahead of time. Cool final shot.
Lawnmowed My Camera (Sep 5) - Principles. Running again. Not at beach. Not at home? Wide legs. Last time to mow that lawn. Here's dad. Spray? Skippers. Short walk to end the day.
World's Youngest Vlogger (Sep 6) - Now the vlogging number is gone. Catching up with the women. Indeed open. Planet fitness. Princess in her chariot. Full throttle. Really old. So pissed. Crawl race. Owen long see. Not mad anymore. Sony is a bad boy. Food and no audio. Candy montage.
She Crashed My Jeep (Sep 7) - Back in NYC, with that familiar smell. Candice returns. Owen in underwear. End of summer. I DIDN'T CRASH! Going back. Fun song and sad song.
Canon 70D Destroyed (Sep 8) - Still so hot. Shaving. Still in school? On the roof. Short version. Sharing ideas. Reptiles? Working your way up. I'm 5'10". Twitter, insta, snap is okay. Positive, and you did formation with Reddit? EARLY MORNING. Slightly? Beme recommendation now.
Death by Selfie (Sep 9) - Police situation. Photo shoot Runner's World. Cool camera. Oh, now it's Tyler Oakley. More Matt in vlog. I heard Dennis Crowley... Late show. Well, you might die before he does. Ungrateful? Really? Nice. Promote by Candy. That is cool tech. Weed. That's perfect.
The $12 McDonald's Burger (Sep 10) - That nod. Creamy, viscous. What NYC McDonalds... Custom built burgers... throwback. Overbearing. Oscar just went amazing. Twelve cheese > three bacon. Good service is amazing. Seven is amazing, wow eight and half. Two thumbs. Let's get lunch.
The $70,000 Selfie Camera (Sep 11) - Jack. He does look well. Also interesting case. Griffin does firework in 360... Devin enters. Insider's scope. Collabo like Colombo. Skateboard, bye guys. 6K overkill. Got the shot. Camera in danger. $70,000. SWAT Vehicle. No waving back. No Devin.
She Didn't Use a Changing Room (Sep 12) - Car commercial entertainment. Donating clothes. Francine stretching. Jackson Height, Indian town. But she does. Francine has a spicy interest. It was terrible? I don't know what to expect. Shopping all day. Hopeless. Donut is preferable. Casey wins?
Dog VS. Droid (Sep 13) - This is a remix. Bad breakfast. Lot of magazines. JEROME! Resolution is very high. Cutting. 8000 lines! Mac WASD. BB-8 Busy. Clever. Why is there bananas in Vermont?
SIX GoPro 4 Black Edition (Sep 14) - So tired. 10 hour is not enough. Still fashion week. New ideas. New gear. Six GoPro + contraption. So many people. You're a natural. So many kids and Natives? She could sit. Only getting skinnier. Actual legs Hipster restaurant is a Rosh Hashanah tradition going back thousand years. Spilling things. Poofy poodle. 7:45PM? Tricking really. Okay, rescinded.
Moonshine in the Office (Sep 15) - Porsche? Not late. Jordan, Porsche. Old Motorcycle. Theme... all rejected and sold. Amazon grocery. Timelapse, it is a movie set. City not for relaxing. Isle of refuge. Trapped and control ceded. Friendly. Live here. So dollar pizza. Empire State, New WTC... TORONTO BURN!!! Business potential is the max. Always has been here. City never sleeps.
World's Worst Diet (Sep 16) - Running in Brooklyn. Getting thing, military helicopters. Glamorous. Watch that woman the first time. Unlimited snacks. Rotting teeth. Always have Lucky Charms. Cleansing. Very noisy. Walk and Talk movie about secret. Ghostbuster? Cobblestone. Not hungry. Just Angry. Maybe it has radiation? Frannie has watermelon? Salad juice? Faking it.
Most Famous Delivery Man on Earth (Sep 17) - Helping Batman. Beside... Day Two. Biggest vlogger one juice. Celery juice. Glorious day. The affair, I know that show. Drinking smoothies time. Taxi cop. Thousands of email. Gabe & Sydney Homecoming. Very exciting? Gourmet Garage! What?
Baby Stuck in Tunnel (Sep 18) - Don't look at your friend's closet. Lot of movie shoot. Coconut. Break a sweat? In the future. DON'T WEAR. Probably... Still terrible songs. No date. Music class. Extra battery and communication assault. More mail. All in this together? Likes the camera.
Hi-Speed Electric Skateboard Morning Ride (Sep 19) - Gigantic stick as toy. No cars on Saturday. Where is the car? New grocery store! Medium good drive. Owen appears so little. Fall clothes/ Takeout cheeseburgers, line is too long. Ice cream, weirder reaction. Nice ending.
Late Night Rendezvous (Sep 20) - Time lapses. Candice always, always watch the vlogs. Beep beep. You never smile? Milk and Dairy? Eggcited. Three-meal lunch? Oldest, whitest jazz band. Reinstalling the car seat. Climbing stairs. I hate tooth. Older style. Non-stop to New York. Jerome.
iPhone 6S Video Test 4k! (Sep 21) - Whole time-lapse is so amazing. Keep an eye on this thing. Everything is so nice. All that solicit stuff. I'm the street performer. All that money, please leave me. Blue paint??? Times square. Pretty impressive. Wide angle adapter. Better sound needed.
Haters Are Losers (Sep 22) - Bye Candice. Beme hiring. Jerome is vlogging now. Longer version. Haters bother but losers. Advertising does not pull over. Stupidity is usually highlighted... I'm sorry. Bad influence comes creeping in. Creators gonna create. Envy is only for motivation. Good advice.
SKATEBOARD SUICIDE RUN | 5th Ave Rush Hour (Sep 23) - No juice? That's why Vi Hart is only VR expert. Jesse, OG Vlogging for 5 years. Voice is lower here. Autobahn. Now we ride gently. Losing some beer. Taxi to Central Park. Indeed mop stick. Cobblestone. Wonderful shot. Bomb?
Bowling Shoe Beer Chugging (Sep 24) - Light up belt. Mexico City tomorrow. And then somewhere else. Well situated. Van is outside? That's PewDiePie thing. Ready for the airport. Loft? Milk video... I thought Candice was a 17-year old fan. Company party. Chinese gray market. What is this? Refugee Apple ends cash sales??? Backdoor endorsement? Fried prune? Alie, Jack just for show. Cool end.
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 5
Gonna make my way through the vlog.
Danger Drone in the Hotel Room (Jul 25) - Last day in California. Is this where skate towing begins? This room is huge. Looks like Gigi. 7 minutes later... Always lost... Still lost. Chitchating... Baroca? MORE POWER. Fail. Pizzer... Always good to drink with Ava. In-N-Out finally. Hi Casey!
Rope Climbing w GoPro Session (Jul 26) - Run and Maxie? Still got those codes. Look at that arm... Max Joseph, full Hollywood. 405, LAX. That's winged tip. It fit! Power Trip. Back in NYC!
Skateboarding Behind a SuperCar (Jul 27) - How about Sean Connery? Surgery in progress... Aliens? Giant stick. Stone? So many... Casey broke my skateboard. Very many dairy. Kale salad. Joke? Speed
Helmet Needed (Jul 28) - That's bad recitation of the lyrics. Helmet? Missoura. Music edit superb. Months... after months. DMV... but it's a state thing. Crowdsource. Vlog in home is hard. WASH IT! Relived? Nah. Meeting the faces, exactly. Love is a strong word. Burn and off. Sleeping in? Fast.
Party at the Neistat's (Jul 29) - Parenthood training. Watching the cartoons. Garbage juice. Marlon in Beme??? Free hour. Nice prop. So many people. New set up. Out of office with Boosted. Party...
No Vlog Today (Jul 30) - Good boy. Just some good old real-life footage. Backing away. Short!
What Keeps You From Quitting? (Jul 31) - Solider inquiry. Who knows. Okay? More energy... Session is amazing. OCD? Nice cut. Godspeed. Skate to Grand Central. Oh that's the... Tunnel! (!)
Damn That's a Cute Baby (Aug 1) - Timelapse day! Frannie feeling better. Traffic miserable. Jerome sighting. Five sandwich. Rich spot. Pretty... When and when. Gets the job done. Pier is interesting.
Girl On A Bike (Aug 2) - Kick the can. Stuck in the foyer. Get him an iPhone? All that swelling. No barking. Shorts and no bra, like how Candice always wears. Like a Kryptonite... Trainwreck great.
NYPD on Hoverboards? (Aug 3) - Casey trial run. Love the show. Bright and early. Arrow. Looks like Dodger. Can't handle the fame. DON'T STEP ON IT! Mma, mma, rabbit. Drunk?
The Key To Success (Aug 4) - Keyboard remix. I see. How's vacation. Reverse trick. That is true. Comfort zone. Focus is underrated. Spreading thin. Hypothetical is questionable. Can't sing & dance. Owen, the better person. Annoying? Distraction is unwelcome. DON'T COME IN! Benji? Crowd...
Custom LightUp Motorized SkateBoard (Aug 5) - Marlon in the intro. Wallet is being devoured. More visitors. That's being cut. Motorized scooter. Indoor only. More reasonable. Lean... $1500... Marvel of engineering. Flexible. Practical means. I can't believe... Winner: Normal skateboard.
Racing a Cop Car (Aug 6) - Whole family. Big painting. JR, photographer. Too liberal. Biased... Miracle of Birth. Gary's show, entrepreneur. Revolving bane... Clever? I'll take that. All 50 states?
Why I'm Scared of the Subway (Aug 7) - Marlon's good weekend. Lot very long. Are or not are. Monetizing soon. Owen's college fund. Riding bikes. Scary as its looks. VIACOM. Amazing lighting. One hour productive. Willy Wonka? Out of juice. Mail is too much? It's the stroller. Puppy?
Heading to Penn station, sneaking a poodle. One out of mind Uber driver later... great ending.
Too Much Drink (Aug 8) - Strolling. Title editing is more unconventional now. Target piano... No roof jeep for Frannie... Getting change? Frannie in bliss. Owen is still awesome. Movie & supper. Candice is very drunk. Owen, the designated driver. No seats. I mean Mission Impossible... 8?
Haunted Lighthouse in the middle of the Ocean (Aug 9) - Audio level? They should have a montage only vlog. I mean he. This is a lighthouse. Naughty crosswind. Jarring? Mowing later... Going back to Old Man's Spot or Scott's Lobster. Good children. Exhausted. Always gets an allowance. UCONN?? Sixty years? Around the same time. East Coast Taco. All done. Train back to the city. Dad =/= train.
Free Stuff (Aug 10) - Full mail time. Gym. New banana. Creature of habit. That is good. Creative package. Notebook. (From Sara) Clever. Maple water? Seven copies. Nice shirt. Please don't...
Explosive Shampoo (Aug 11) - No workout, shower. Flood? Appreciated gross. Jack is pissed. Smells like my grandma. Explosive. It's candy. Joe's, LA, alternative? APP IDEA not welcome. Longer??? Trainwreck was too long. High school, get out! Overhead rig. Recording studio. Argot and Josh.
Hot Sweaty Summer Day (Aug 12) - Early morning meeting. Using the footage from eariler. The jutaposition is wonderful and worth a watch, but not much to comment to. Ending fades are cool...
Wife Is Out Of Town (Aug 13) - Gigi wants a sock. I hate goodbyes. 6:30! Gigi is very cute. Get that vitamin D. Cheap movie set. Guilt free night. YEAH, New Song! It's like 90's techno and I like it.
Smashed MacBook Pro Screen (Aug 14) - Breakfast. Scatting while tense. Semi-private plane? Fancy bathroom stuff. Marfa? That's a great place. Sleeping in the lobby. Room 613??? Other bathroom? Overkill, perhaps. Wedding rehearsal. One stop light. You're 22 minutes late. White theme?
She Fell Off the Horse (Aug 15) - Laptop encroachment. Skateboard to the wedding. Take a ride. Hooligan men. Smallish wedding. 8 in the morning Bud Light. Freaking Freida? Merika? Festivity... Homie Clint. Serious skateboard. Border? In Marfa? Throwing eggs. Sack race! Committed to wed. That's a pun! Yay! Wild time-lapse. Fun running into you? Look at the horse. See: White people.
MacBook Pro Purchase Fail (Aug 16) - Goodbye, Marfa. Buying ticket. You too, always fun. First time in the economy class? It's the same time! Family matters. Not the end. We close at 7... CAPS?
MacBook Pro 15" MAXIMUM POWER (Aug 17) - Foggy morning. Funerals. Coming plans, change, exercise. Regular gym, nice nap. It's uncanny. Hotel Tour. So glitzy. Very happy now.
102 Degrees in Texas (Aug 18) - Famous Po'Boys. What do you see. Q & A must continue. Personal films. Events? First Casey sneeze. Question mark. Nana! Robin is in Arizona? Dim hotel. Smashing.
Driving a Cadillac on the Runway (Aug 19) - Somewhere... Fly back. Francine is a... So EARLY. Cadillac and a lounge. So good at crawling. That's Michael's thing. Back in New York. Typing noise. Later Jack. Racing uptown. Just forget this. You okay? Sfx. Interview. Hyper Gary is fun, though.
I've Got a Huge Head (Aug 20) - Quiet pizza. Dollar pizza fix gone. Live feed is cool. Good stickers. Mail Time. Giant Human Head. Team will love these. JAPAN! Saddle bag. Not as severe mess.
The Hardest Part of Vlogging (Aug 21) - That's a fake dog. I'll fly on the way back. Francine's friend Boosted board? Hallway? For food only? Best possible summer. Interrupting business lunches... Gucci loafer are important. Bump elbow, pounding vodka. Waffle, new camera. Worth it. So good.
Super Cute Beach Babes (Aug 22) - Baby on loose. Why is the wedding invitation on the back??? Triple Grande? Getting baby toys. Helping a little bit. Grabbing the skateboard. More trial. WATER.
She Said No Photos (Aug 23) - Food is in the freezer. Finding the range. Not satisfied. Just about. Fancy brunch not needed. That's not that bad. Lovebirds. Bridge is going up. Sebastian says bye. Conn. is fancy? Lot of dings. Little bit of kidnapping. Dennis feels nice. Dog is concerned. CA $$$
How To Get 1 Million Subscribers (Aug 24) - Babbles. Congratulation. That's mainstream. Beautiful people issue? Part of the route. NEW MAINSTREAM. Elitist artform. Never been accesible. Democratic and egalitarian and meritocratic (I said the problems here are reflected in that phrase.) Middlemen are gone! Well, only the platform. Remove the aspect of creation. Sara and Jack.
Danger Drone in the Hotel Room (Jul 25) - Last day in California. Is this where skate towing begins? This room is huge. Looks like Gigi. 7 minutes later... Always lost... Still lost. Chitchating... Baroca? MORE POWER. Fail. Pizzer... Always good to drink with Ava. In-N-Out finally. Hi Casey!
Rope Climbing w GoPro Session (Jul 26) - Run and Maxie? Still got those codes. Look at that arm... Max Joseph, full Hollywood. 405, LAX. That's winged tip. It fit! Power Trip. Back in NYC!
Skateboarding Behind a SuperCar (Jul 27) - How about Sean Connery? Surgery in progress... Aliens? Giant stick. Stone? So many... Casey broke my skateboard. Very many dairy. Kale salad. Joke? Speed
Helmet Needed (Jul 28) - That's bad recitation of the lyrics. Helmet? Missoura. Music edit superb. Months... after months. DMV... but it's a state thing. Crowdsource. Vlog in home is hard. WASH IT! Relived? Nah. Meeting the faces, exactly. Love is a strong word. Burn and off. Sleeping in? Fast.
Party at the Neistat's (Jul 29) - Parenthood training. Watching the cartoons. Garbage juice. Marlon in Beme??? Free hour. Nice prop. So many people. New set up. Out of office with Boosted. Party...
No Vlog Today (Jul 30) - Good boy. Just some good old real-life footage. Backing away. Short!
What Keeps You From Quitting? (Jul 31) - Solider inquiry. Who knows. Okay? More energy... Session is amazing. OCD? Nice cut. Godspeed. Skate to Grand Central. Oh that's the... Tunnel! (!)
Damn That's a Cute Baby (Aug 1) - Timelapse day! Frannie feeling better. Traffic miserable. Jerome sighting. Five sandwich. Rich spot. Pretty... When and when. Gets the job done. Pier is interesting.
Girl On A Bike (Aug 2) - Kick the can. Stuck in the foyer. Get him an iPhone? All that swelling. No barking. Shorts and no bra, like how Candice always wears. Like a Kryptonite... Trainwreck great.
NYPD on Hoverboards? (Aug 3) - Casey trial run. Love the show. Bright and early. Arrow. Looks like Dodger. Can't handle the fame. DON'T STEP ON IT! Mma, mma, rabbit. Drunk?
The Key To Success (Aug 4) - Keyboard remix. I see. How's vacation. Reverse trick. That is true. Comfort zone. Focus is underrated. Spreading thin. Hypothetical is questionable. Can't sing & dance. Owen, the better person. Annoying? Distraction is unwelcome. DON'T COME IN! Benji? Crowd...
Custom LightUp Motorized SkateBoard (Aug 5) - Marlon in the intro. Wallet is being devoured. More visitors. That's being cut. Motorized scooter. Indoor only. More reasonable. Lean... $1500... Marvel of engineering. Flexible. Practical means. I can't believe... Winner: Normal skateboard.
Racing a Cop Car (Aug 6) - Whole family. Big painting. JR, photographer. Too liberal. Biased... Miracle of Birth. Gary's show, entrepreneur. Revolving bane... Clever? I'll take that. All 50 states?
Why I'm Scared of the Subway (Aug 7) - Marlon's good weekend. Lot very long. Are or not are. Monetizing soon. Owen's college fund. Riding bikes. Scary as its looks. VIACOM. Amazing lighting. One hour productive. Willy Wonka? Out of juice. Mail is too much? It's the stroller. Puppy?
Heading to Penn station, sneaking a poodle. One out of mind Uber driver later... great ending.
Too Much Drink (Aug 8) - Strolling. Title editing is more unconventional now. Target piano... No roof jeep for Frannie... Getting change? Frannie in bliss. Owen is still awesome. Movie & supper. Candice is very drunk. Owen, the designated driver. No seats. I mean Mission Impossible... 8?
Haunted Lighthouse in the middle of the Ocean (Aug 9) - Audio level? They should have a montage only vlog. I mean he. This is a lighthouse. Naughty crosswind. Jarring? Mowing later... Going back to Old Man's Spot or Scott's Lobster. Good children. Exhausted. Always gets an allowance. UCONN?? Sixty years? Around the same time. East Coast Taco. All done. Train back to the city. Dad =/= train.
Free Stuff (Aug 10) - Full mail time. Gym. New banana. Creature of habit. That is good. Creative package. Notebook. (From Sara) Clever. Maple water? Seven copies. Nice shirt. Please don't...
Explosive Shampoo (Aug 11) - No workout, shower. Flood? Appreciated gross. Jack is pissed. Smells like my grandma. Explosive. It's candy. Joe's, LA, alternative? APP IDEA not welcome. Longer??? Trainwreck was too long. High school, get out! Overhead rig. Recording studio. Argot and Josh.
Hot Sweaty Summer Day (Aug 12) - Early morning meeting. Using the footage from eariler. The jutaposition is wonderful and worth a watch, but not much to comment to. Ending fades are cool...
Wife Is Out Of Town (Aug 13) - Gigi wants a sock. I hate goodbyes. 6:30! Gigi is very cute. Get that vitamin D. Cheap movie set. Guilt free night. YEAH, New Song! It's like 90's techno and I like it.
Smashed MacBook Pro Screen (Aug 14) - Breakfast. Scatting while tense. Semi-private plane? Fancy bathroom stuff. Marfa? That's a great place. Sleeping in the lobby. Room 613??? Other bathroom? Overkill, perhaps. Wedding rehearsal. One stop light. You're 22 minutes late. White theme?
She Fell Off the Horse (Aug 15) - Laptop encroachment. Skateboard to the wedding. Take a ride. Hooligan men. Smallish wedding. 8 in the morning Bud Light. Freaking Freida? Merika? Festivity... Homie Clint. Serious skateboard. Border? In Marfa? Throwing eggs. Sack race! Committed to wed. That's a pun! Yay! Wild time-lapse. Fun running into you? Look at the horse. See: White people.
MacBook Pro Purchase Fail (Aug 16) - Goodbye, Marfa. Buying ticket. You too, always fun. First time in the economy class? It's the same time! Family matters. Not the end. We close at 7... CAPS?
MacBook Pro 15" MAXIMUM POWER (Aug 17) - Foggy morning. Funerals. Coming plans, change, exercise. Regular gym, nice nap. It's uncanny. Hotel Tour. So glitzy. Very happy now.
102 Degrees in Texas (Aug 18) - Famous Po'Boys. What do you see. Q & A must continue. Personal films. Events? First Casey sneeze. Question mark. Nana! Robin is in Arizona? Dim hotel. Smashing.
Driving a Cadillac on the Runway (Aug 19) - Somewhere... Fly back. Francine is a... So EARLY. Cadillac and a lounge. So good at crawling. That's Michael's thing. Back in New York. Typing noise. Later Jack. Racing uptown. Just forget this. You okay? Sfx. Interview. Hyper Gary is fun, though.
I've Got a Huge Head (Aug 20) - Quiet pizza. Dollar pizza fix gone. Live feed is cool. Good stickers. Mail Time. Giant Human Head. Team will love these. JAPAN! Saddle bag. Not as severe mess.
The Hardest Part of Vlogging (Aug 21) - That's a fake dog. I'll fly on the way back. Francine's friend Boosted board? Hallway? For food only? Best possible summer. Interrupting business lunches... Gucci loafer are important. Bump elbow, pounding vodka. Waffle, new camera. Worth it. So good.
Super Cute Beach Babes (Aug 22) - Baby on loose. Why is the wedding invitation on the back??? Triple Grande? Getting baby toys. Helping a little bit. Grabbing the skateboard. More trial. WATER.
She Said No Photos (Aug 23) - Food is in the freezer. Finding the range. Not satisfied. Just about. Fancy brunch not needed. That's not that bad. Lovebirds. Bridge is going up. Sebastian says bye. Conn. is fancy? Lot of dings. Little bit of kidnapping. Dennis feels nice. Dog is concerned. CA $$$
How To Get 1 Million Subscribers (Aug 24) - Babbles. Congratulation. That's mainstream. Beautiful people issue? Part of the route. NEW MAINSTREAM. Elitist artform. Never been accesible. Democratic and egalitarian and meritocratic (I said the problems here are reflected in that phrase.) Middlemen are gone! Well, only the platform. Remove the aspect of creation. Sara and Jack.
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 4
(This is where the intro goes)
Hover Board Delivery Man (Jun 25) - From Miami Beach. YES, Marvin! Meeting Ryan at the camera store... B & H. No selfie with Sony... So disappointed. Candice is hiding... Salmon... home.
Bad NYC Dollar Pizza (Jun 26) - Getting it in. Colin! Burger Friday. Handcuff and chains. Mike and Berry. Best slice of a pizza... as feared. Getting a free pizza. Very delicious. Stuck at work. BROKE Hoverboard. I guess I'm walking home tonight. Workout bridge. Biggest show. Song at the end.
Just Make Her Laugh (Jun 27) - She's not friendly with morning. Broadway is closed! Stipend? Train! Watched your program. Segway?! Line is smaller. Shopping for flowers. Last stop, dollar store. WINE. Real piece of work. Train is where you can nap. Anal street. Pouring out.
The Pride Parade (Jun 28) - Cat as a hat. Edgar Wright assembly. Ben Brown date. Filming everything. Pizza break. Thanks for the keys. Apartment cat? Oh so, that was right? Nigro? Thanks.
Pizza Eating Contest (Jun 29) - Monday! Taking those things. Frisk? More goodies. Ripped in half. Nefarious gift... Tiny dress! All the stuff. Car with Matt. Betaworks? Popsicles on the High Line. Literally shaved ice. Bath break. Late night in the office. She's emotional. Where's the contest??
How To Get More Subscribers (Jun 30) - Scary dog. Brooklyn. Schmoyoho! Looks like Casey's voice. Underwear. Q & A Sky diving. Bar Mitzvah. Last laugh. Travelling soon? No trick. Flash?
She's Not Very Good At It (Jul 1) - New camera. Busiest day. No problem with post office. CANDICE DOES THE VLOG! Oh vey. Mail time! Converse. Good footage. Owen's date. Fired.
I've Got Something To Tell You (Jul 2) - Marlin, the best member. Nice backward time-lapse. Fan has baked the cake! For a while... not! Power of creation. Create... Oldest video. First step is the hardest. Just made the video. Creation that inspire. Tool that grow. I can't... abstract terms. That's the logo, wow. Genius that knows all the fact. Vlogging app? Amped up! Silly ones? Ladies who like Candice.
Sneaking On To Amtrak Trains in NYC (Jul 3) - Take a taxi. SoulCycle. Overpriced juice. Paving... That's not blood? Highly discouraged. That's not... rude. Knocked out. Lobster sandwiches... Francine is better at networking than I am. Freaked out baby. Who's that? Late night scooter. Fireworks.
Taco Bell Fried Cap'n Crunch Balls; Food Review (Jul 4) - Basically a salad. Peter getting it in... View of Peter taking a... Wildlife nuclear sanctuary. Off-road trucking? Variable... Healthy. Scraping. Now it's in my face. Sound motor. One more it is. Just mostly. Ladies love the car. Great review.
Skateboarding Barefoot (Jul 5) - Vespa. Mystic riding. Lovely dogs. Rusty and delicious. Where's Peter? Weird ending. Great down shot. First double shot? Nice transition. $44.93 pretty expensive. Friendly handshake. Quick timelapse. Slo-mo. Skewed sunglasses = exhaustion. Know the tropes.
Airplane Food (Jul 6) - Malcolm X poster. Sitting good. Francine looks like a person. Jerome, the travel buddy. This is faster. Wait in the terminal. We'll be back... Everyone taking pictures with Jerome... jeez. Always the first...? Cool airport food. Delete the vlog again? This is a problem.
Terrible With Money (Jul 7) - Troublemaker... This is the problem... teenager girl everywhere. What sacrifice for white teeth. Special LA edition. Beme is the name. Lot of jerks. We're good. Start. Budgeting... Coconuts. Training for the marathon. Weird. Three drinks. No audio. No help. Commit.
The Photobombing Expert (Jul 8) - Same restaurant. Nev snapchat. Fruit. Nice truck, Nev. Beme... Back to the broadcast. Frannie skype. Too much vegan. Two glasses cancels out. Vine mansion presents Frankie's boyfriend: Meta-textual experience. Jumping the roundels. No filming in Lobby. Cadillac, not for five people. Santa Monica is lovely. Do I look tired? Two beds, extra night?
They Loved It! (Jul 9) - Gotta be strong. LA run. Adult gyms. American ninja, perfect cut. Little bit of police before moving on. Good run. Comedy is strong in this vlog. Dry ice burns. Public beta! Hunger Games? Weird accents. Couple people? Self-parody is interesting. Anxious and nervous. Dunch, that settles it. Fifth ticket, invoice me? Shower in the Airport? Great pajamas.
Living On An Airplane (Jul 10) - Weird taxi. Thanks, Francine. Why do I... Shut down Broadway. Pizza party time! Williamsburg, grateful! Take it easy. For the poodle. Latest and greatest. Smells like Tokyo. Threatening with the knife Half cut note. Le Enfant Breton? Baby glasses? That's nice.
Testing GoPro 4 Session at the Beach (Jul 11) - Uber in the shower? Heading to Connecticut. New London has a separate July 4th? Rest stop break. Pickle... with no teeth. I want the sessions. She just wants to eat everything. Pretty good. Lobster roll, 9. Gigi is feisty. Lot of obese... not judging.
Baby Eats Sand (Jul 12) - Nice day at work. Lot of stuff. Parasol to pram. Look at that traffic, going to the beach. That's what I am always talking to. Rowing with the camera? Guthrie beach, small island 1000 feet from shore. Antsy baby. Mystery of the Candice's car. That's big. SALAD. Happy!
Super Powered Hoverboard (Jul 13) - Thanks, Casey and Jack! Owning the car? Beme stickers. Siren mess up the sound. Landlord! Jack! New company! Talk about my app... yes, but not lame. Marlin!!! NOT A PAID ENDORSEMENT. It's not real... but it's closer? Quite intuitive. Heavy. How did...
$2 Million Dollars (Jul 14) - Good looking guy. It's Bastille day! Poo? Francine... lot of importance. That's a cut. Small sum of money. Technologist. Matt is cool. Asking for money is very scary. Venture Capitalist. No... No... Candice ready to pop! Casey looks so young. Candice has a pacifier? Candice talks very sweet to his mom. Fully undergarmented. Do not sleep. Always extreme. Terror!
Unlimited Dollar Pizza (Jul 15) - Bridge group. We need a inside place. Pizza is a dollar... Good negotiation. Ridiculous easy. Emergency alert. Public beta testing. Go time, bodyguard. Engineer. Pied piper... Marlon's fans are here! See you on beme! Louie is back! Maybe? Sara is not a fan. AND we lost Louie. I love how Casey tries to share the hoverboards. Productive and fun. Little hand!
This is Beme (Jul 16) - Going live. Officially live. Virtual person? Blue eyes. Scrutinize? Keep staring, holding at the chest. One time watch. Selfie? I think it's... silly? Invite-only... makes okay...
Human Head in a Box? (Jul 17) - Very upset. Beme day is nuts. Loopy. You are now in the vlog. HUMAN HEAD GUMMY BEAR!!! Pro-Tips. That's the proximate sensor? 4 second or more. Stop frame movie. BEN BROWN. Happiest man! Harris... Awesome. Soon. Yeah... Daily Francine
Electric Jelly Fish (Jul 18) - POURING. Taking the hoverboard. Excited. Britta is cool! No donuts. Dad and Susan. Just grannie. Going to the aquarium. Mystic aquarium. Casey has nice hands?
Motorized Skim Board (Jul 19) - Parent/daughter fun. Crazy 13-year old dog. Aww, that's nice. Germans digging... (That's a John joke, everybody.) Nice work. Townie fail. Dad's free lunch. Time to go. Mixup but a fine mind. Other baby? Francine breakout. Shady town in somewhere? Endless.
Switchblades and Candy (Jul 20) - Karlie tries hoverboard. Let's confront the week. Very tan. Wrong and funny plan? Launch sneak preview. New t-shirt? That's some mail. With special guest Karlie Kloss. Keeping that. She likes Reese's? Coding class. Non-profit plug. Launching soon. Jack codes.
Overpowered Motorized Skateboard (Jul 21) - First vidcon. Kat! Q & A as always. General NYC nonsense. Start! Balance... smoking is BAD. Keep busy. Still a babe. Thanks, Mom. Cape Town is so great. China will be great. Space... I could see that. Get to work! Work entangled... Love is a strong word... but appreciation is great. What's that acronym. Boosted skateboard, it's motorized. Charge?
Are You On The List? (Jul 22) - Poking Nev. 5AM airport. Of course, Jerome. (American sucks...) Jerome never sleeps... okay, he slept a lot. That's LA! That's why he wears the glasses... Idol? Jack!!! Official Vidcon Hotel, The Hilton. SO MANY. Healthy food? Devil and Angel. Jerome does the spar. GOOD FOOD, bad waiting. That's the shirt. Big room? He's a good runner. Lily's show, they are so lucky and there's Colleen and Sara. Lily does save best for last. Just 10,000. All the twitter.
I'm A Huge Fangirl (Jul 23) - 1000 T-Shirt and 500 pizza. OMG... that is... NO. Day 0. Same floor. It's the same view. All that security. Ben always looks like that guy from Almost Cool. Freight elevators... Oh that's Lula. How it should be? This is not just it? Who's holding the camera? He is nice. The mayhem is over. Free sandwich. Never ready. Smallest YouTuber? Underbelly is so cool. Jerome is playing with the kitchen. No.... no... OMG! Made it out. Vlogging pioneers. Small car. Super healthy food. Miss you? Hilton. We have to go. NO. NO. The struggle is real.
Mobbed At Vidcon (Jul 24) - Black Peter Parker. Day 3? Iris? Matt is great. Panel! SHUTTLE ME! Cassie and Sam! 4 people? All the qualification. Everyone is in the vlog. That camera shot. First ever meet up? Excited? WE'RE COMING! Jack is so overwhelmed. Motley crew. Where's our car??? ONE in the back. With a fan? Nev at the crowd control. Cannons and everything. Jerome ending.
Hover Board Delivery Man (Jun 25) - From Miami Beach. YES, Marvin! Meeting Ryan at the camera store... B & H. No selfie with Sony... So disappointed. Candice is hiding... Salmon... home.
Bad NYC Dollar Pizza (Jun 26) - Getting it in. Colin! Burger Friday. Handcuff and chains. Mike and Berry. Best slice of a pizza... as feared. Getting a free pizza. Very delicious. Stuck at work. BROKE Hoverboard. I guess I'm walking home tonight. Workout bridge. Biggest show. Song at the end.
Just Make Her Laugh (Jun 27) - She's not friendly with morning. Broadway is closed! Stipend? Train! Watched your program. Segway?! Line is smaller. Shopping for flowers. Last stop, dollar store. WINE. Real piece of work. Train is where you can nap. Anal street. Pouring out.
The Pride Parade (Jun 28) - Cat as a hat. Edgar Wright assembly. Ben Brown date. Filming everything. Pizza break. Thanks for the keys. Apartment cat? Oh so, that was right? Nigro? Thanks.
Pizza Eating Contest (Jun 29) - Monday! Taking those things. Frisk? More goodies. Ripped in half. Nefarious gift... Tiny dress! All the stuff. Car with Matt. Betaworks? Popsicles on the High Line. Literally shaved ice. Bath break. Late night in the office. She's emotional. Where's the contest??
How To Get More Subscribers (Jun 30) - Scary dog. Brooklyn. Schmoyoho! Looks like Casey's voice. Underwear. Q & A Sky diving. Bar Mitzvah. Last laugh. Travelling soon? No trick. Flash?
She's Not Very Good At It (Jul 1) - New camera. Busiest day. No problem with post office. CANDICE DOES THE VLOG! Oh vey. Mail time! Converse. Good footage. Owen's date. Fired.
I've Got Something To Tell You (Jul 2) - Marlin, the best member. Nice backward time-lapse. Fan has baked the cake! For a while... not! Power of creation. Create... Oldest video. First step is the hardest. Just made the video. Creation that inspire. Tool that grow. I can't... abstract terms. That's the logo, wow. Genius that knows all the fact. Vlogging app? Amped up! Silly ones? Ladies who like Candice.
Sneaking On To Amtrak Trains in NYC (Jul 3) - Take a taxi. SoulCycle. Overpriced juice. Paving... That's not blood? Highly discouraged. That's not... rude. Knocked out. Lobster sandwiches... Francine is better at networking than I am. Freaked out baby. Who's that? Late night scooter. Fireworks.
Taco Bell Fried Cap'n Crunch Balls; Food Review (Jul 4) - Basically a salad. Peter getting it in... View of Peter taking a... Wildlife nuclear sanctuary. Off-road trucking? Variable... Healthy. Scraping. Now it's in my face. Sound motor. One more it is. Just mostly. Ladies love the car. Great review.
Skateboarding Barefoot (Jul 5) - Vespa. Mystic riding. Lovely dogs. Rusty and delicious. Where's Peter? Weird ending. Great down shot. First double shot? Nice transition. $44.93 pretty expensive. Friendly handshake. Quick timelapse. Slo-mo. Skewed sunglasses = exhaustion. Know the tropes.
Airplane Food (Jul 6) - Malcolm X poster. Sitting good. Francine looks like a person. Jerome, the travel buddy. This is faster. Wait in the terminal. We'll be back... Everyone taking pictures with Jerome... jeez. Always the first...? Cool airport food. Delete the vlog again? This is a problem.
Terrible With Money (Jul 7) - Troublemaker... This is the problem... teenager girl everywhere. What sacrifice for white teeth. Special LA edition. Beme is the name. Lot of jerks. We're good. Start. Budgeting... Coconuts. Training for the marathon. Weird. Three drinks. No audio. No help. Commit.
The Photobombing Expert (Jul 8) - Same restaurant. Nev snapchat. Fruit. Nice truck, Nev. Beme... Back to the broadcast. Frannie skype. Too much vegan. Two glasses cancels out. Vine mansion presents Frankie's boyfriend: Meta-textual experience. Jumping the roundels. No filming in Lobby. Cadillac, not for five people. Santa Monica is lovely. Do I look tired? Two beds, extra night?
They Loved It! (Jul 9) - Gotta be strong. LA run. Adult gyms. American ninja, perfect cut. Little bit of police before moving on. Good run. Comedy is strong in this vlog. Dry ice burns. Public beta! Hunger Games? Weird accents. Couple people? Self-parody is interesting. Anxious and nervous. Dunch, that settles it. Fifth ticket, invoice me? Shower in the Airport? Great pajamas.
Living On An Airplane (Jul 10) - Weird taxi. Thanks, Francine. Why do I... Shut down Broadway. Pizza party time! Williamsburg, grateful! Take it easy. For the poodle. Latest and greatest. Smells like Tokyo. Threatening with the knife Half cut note. Le Enfant Breton? Baby glasses? That's nice.
Testing GoPro 4 Session at the Beach (Jul 11) - Uber in the shower? Heading to Connecticut. New London has a separate July 4th? Rest stop break. Pickle... with no teeth. I want the sessions. She just wants to eat everything. Pretty good. Lobster roll, 9. Gigi is feisty. Lot of obese... not judging.
Baby Eats Sand (Jul 12) - Nice day at work. Lot of stuff. Parasol to pram. Look at that traffic, going to the beach. That's what I am always talking to. Rowing with the camera? Guthrie beach, small island 1000 feet from shore. Antsy baby. Mystery of the Candice's car. That's big. SALAD. Happy!
Super Powered Hoverboard (Jul 13) - Thanks, Casey and Jack! Owning the car? Beme stickers. Siren mess up the sound. Landlord! Jack! New company! Talk about my app... yes, but not lame. Marlin!!! NOT A PAID ENDORSEMENT. It's not real... but it's closer? Quite intuitive. Heavy. How did...
$2 Million Dollars (Jul 14) - Good looking guy. It's Bastille day! Poo? Francine... lot of importance. That's a cut. Small sum of money. Technologist. Matt is cool. Asking for money is very scary. Venture Capitalist. No... No... Candice ready to pop! Casey looks so young. Candice has a pacifier? Candice talks very sweet to his mom. Fully undergarmented. Do not sleep. Always extreme. Terror!
Unlimited Dollar Pizza (Jul 15) - Bridge group. We need a inside place. Pizza is a dollar... Good negotiation. Ridiculous easy. Emergency alert. Public beta testing. Go time, bodyguard. Engineer. Pied piper... Marlon's fans are here! See you on beme! Louie is back! Maybe? Sara is not a fan. AND we lost Louie. I love how Casey tries to share the hoverboards. Productive and fun. Little hand!
This is Beme (Jul 16) - Going live. Officially live. Virtual person? Blue eyes. Scrutinize? Keep staring, holding at the chest. One time watch. Selfie? I think it's... silly? Invite-only... makes okay...
Human Head in a Box? (Jul 17) - Very upset. Beme day is nuts. Loopy. You are now in the vlog. HUMAN HEAD GUMMY BEAR!!! Pro-Tips. That's the proximate sensor? 4 second or more. Stop frame movie. BEN BROWN. Happiest man! Harris... Awesome. Soon. Yeah... Daily Francine
Electric Jelly Fish (Jul 18) - POURING. Taking the hoverboard. Excited. Britta is cool! No donuts. Dad and Susan. Just grannie. Going to the aquarium. Mystic aquarium. Casey has nice hands?
Motorized Skim Board (Jul 19) - Parent/daughter fun. Crazy 13-year old dog. Aww, that's nice. Germans digging... (That's a John joke, everybody.) Nice work. Townie fail. Dad's free lunch. Time to go. Mixup but a fine mind. Other baby? Francine breakout. Shady town in somewhere? Endless.
Switchblades and Candy (Jul 20) - Karlie tries hoverboard. Let's confront the week. Very tan. Wrong and funny plan? Launch sneak preview. New t-shirt? That's some mail. With special guest Karlie Kloss. Keeping that. She likes Reese's? Coding class. Non-profit plug. Launching soon. Jack codes.
Overpowered Motorized Skateboard (Jul 21) - First vidcon. Kat! Q & A as always. General NYC nonsense. Start! Balance... smoking is BAD. Keep busy. Still a babe. Thanks, Mom. Cape Town is so great. China will be great. Space... I could see that. Get to work! Work entangled... Love is a strong word... but appreciation is great. What's that acronym. Boosted skateboard, it's motorized. Charge?
Are You On The List? (Jul 22) - Poking Nev. 5AM airport. Of course, Jerome. (American sucks...) Jerome never sleeps... okay, he slept a lot. That's LA! That's why he wears the glasses... Idol? Jack!!! Official Vidcon Hotel, The Hilton. SO MANY. Healthy food? Devil and Angel. Jerome does the spar. GOOD FOOD, bad waiting. That's the shirt. Big room? He's a good runner. Lily's show, they are so lucky and there's Colleen and Sara. Lily does save best for last. Just 10,000. All the twitter.
I'm A Huge Fangirl (Jul 23) - 1000 T-Shirt and 500 pizza. OMG... that is... NO. Day 0. Same floor. It's the same view. All that security. Ben always looks like that guy from Almost Cool. Freight elevators... Oh that's Lula. How it should be? This is not just it? Who's holding the camera? He is nice. The mayhem is over. Free sandwich. Never ready. Smallest YouTuber? Underbelly is so cool. Jerome is playing with the kitchen. No.... no... OMG! Made it out. Vlogging pioneers. Small car. Super healthy food. Miss you? Hilton. We have to go. NO. NO. The struggle is real.
Mobbed At Vidcon (Jul 24) - Black Peter Parker. Day 3? Iris? Matt is great. Panel! SHUTTLE ME! Cassie and Sam! 4 people? All the qualification. Everyone is in the vlog. That camera shot. First ever meet up? Excited? WE'RE COMING! Jack is so overwhelmed. Motley crew. Where's our car??? ONE in the back. With a fan? Nev at the crowd control. Cannons and everything. Jerome ending.
Sunday, April 10, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 3
Here's the next month!
The Day I Almost Died (May 25) - That's some opera! Story time. Graham... Kilmanjaro... So... There's this thing called Seven Summits. That's climbing the tallest mountain in every continent. Aconcagua probably is the middle out of the seven. Andes is so hard to climb. Mountaineer. Italian pizza singer? Going to that freaking summit! EVERYONE DOUBTING... being reckless.
2.5 Million Instagram Likes (May 26) - Lot of fans. Anniversary of the most liked photo. Very happy. Known on the industry. Being fast and good. Interesting people, like Owen. Hard to keep up. Moving to LA? Really? SO EXPENSIVE. Bullying is unequivocal evil. Life as punishment. Weird question. Non-Taylor Swift fan = monster. Don't listen to everyone, including me? No straight line.
Skate Ramp in my Building! (May 27) - You didn'y sleep in the streets. Dollar pizza isn't good but it's so satisfying. Trash! Skate ramp? Skate ramp. All is well. Gone for 7 days. Edit complaining.
My Friends! (May 28) - Carrying all the things in the waist. Behind the scene for Google Glass. Face computer, not convinced. That is highest indeed. TERRIBLE IDEA. Lunch at the same place. Remember the singing? That was the reason! Museum opening. Bye, India. On a date? Good.
The Black Tuxedo (May 29) - The wrong store. Stop peeing in the Hudson. NEW LUNCH SPOT! Very late fitting. Always the take the opportunity. I'm just playing. Casey sometime sounds like a little kid, like a somewhat bewildered yet fascinated. Thank you, designers. Secret awakening.
Bachelor Party Surprise (May 30) - Three-wheel drive. Grabbing the car. Tip? BACHELOR PARTY, different risk taker. He ran against Kucinich? Is it... packed district. He looks like Chris Parnell. Johnnie Walker is good. It's gotten cheaper. Shooting ground? Stand By Me... Super refreshing.
Waterproof Baby (May 31) - Frannie and me. Great bloomers. She just happy to be alive. Pacifier. How do go at a 7:43 pace? Having fun. In a bad place. MAKING A RUN! Even her cry is cute.
Pretty Dresses and Pouring Rain (Jun 1) - Bow tie? Fake with Alfie. He likes gadget. Alfie is a hoverboard salesman. Terrible bow ties and Candice is... okay. 1 hour drive. He's Jon Stewart guy. Selfie tutorial. James Corden is lovely. 2nd Kanye appearance. Two cold women. GODSPEED!
Should I go to College? part 1 (Jun 2) - Cold day. Scott Campbell? Seems familiar. Pragmatic decision... Nature doesn't give back. Laptop return. Work your way out... that's why art exists. Deserve to go and went to learn, communicate & autodidact. It's an app! DETERMINATION with luck sprinkled on top. Owen to happiness. Insecurity is a distraction. Great quote. Interesting girl. Universal answer: path to success is diverse. All that social aspect. Fungible is a fun word.
the NYC Diamond Dealer (Jun 3) - TMNT? Cool stuff. Penny board? Okay? All the dolls. Work project??? Cool stuff. Mid-town diamonds. GNARLY! Double door security. Really nice place?
Being Adopted (Jun 4) - Great sound. Story time. Looking the same... Non-motorized? Running away to Virginia. Front of the judge and petition. Against better judgement... Welp.
Louis Vuitton Apple Watch (Jun 5) - Closest to the snacks. Dollar pizza closed. Two apple watches. Big one it is. Fully pretentious. Where's the bike? Kym? Oh, that Kym. That was fun.
Why Do You Vlog? (Jun 6) - Hot and bothered. Calm day. She has a double espresso? I'm too young take the day off??? Really good excuse. Keep a fire lit. An impetus. Best part of the roof.
Street Waterpark (Jun 7) - Weirdest stuff on this town. Enjoying the sprinkles. Father-daughter shoot. Photographer has a great accent. Feeling frustration. Uncle Dean needs a relationship. Apple watch review (informal) Watchband: 10/10. Ergonomic is good. Text! Little stuff... Inconsistencies. Un-Apple-like indeed. Major expense is not worth it, just a new cellphone or a computer. Not bad buy.
Poop Dog, Death Machine (Jun 8) - New place? New people! Red pants. Hoverboard stupid things. Verdict: Good buy. Sick moves. Jerome returns. Motorized death machine. Notebook catch. Ugh...
High School Drop Out (Jun 9) - MONSTER. Central park. Long run.. So fast, way fast. Construction. Hip breaker. Moral compass. Deadline makes finish. Storytelling. Regret, none. STAY IN SCHOOL. Just kidding, no. Pride flag, hello and welcome... Segway hurts the ankle.
Quitter (Jun 10) - Marvin tries the hoverboard or not. Candice watch the vlogs. Branding is exciting. So dangerous. Crew lunch, when to quit? Summer camp? Editing, throwing the towel. Canon D... YOU'RE FIRED! Automatic stop. Snowstorm. Never finished. Never done... Moving the process.
Yes, You Can Ride the Hoverboard (Jun 11) - New camera. Flith. Just a rebel. Soft focus. TEST RECRUITS! Productivity drop. Francine zipline. Assume fatherly responsibility. Francine, traveler.
Whiskey and the Hover Board (Jun 12) - Fashion shoot. Step! Panel? Williamsburg covered in sweat. Never on time? Pretty cool conference at a brewery. Hover experiment. Scotch paper cup.
Top Down, Doors Off (Jun 13) - Ready to New London. Feel the weather. Owen is good. Congrats? Dennis and the beach. Does well in the grass? Lobster roll... Laborious. Powerful dune buggy.
Buy This Haunted Mansion for $1 (Jun 14) - Mormon? Deer. Francine on a beach. Candice on the trampoline. There's no too much hoverboard. Potato. Scooter, battery, Edgar Wright? Guthery? Hotel history and airplane... third marriage? All the tap shows. Jail? This is really spooky.
How To Vlog (Jun 15) - East coast skating champion? Now there's two. Mail time... Power converter LOCKPICKING? Behind? Filler? It broke... yeah... Tommy and sidearm. Final Cut is messy.
The Secret To Life (Jun 16) - No more dollar pizza. Nicky is not going away. Backward Q & A! Marathon... leaving work. 2003 iPod... No sympathy. Question their judgement. Life is created... hm. Sample sale, Kristy Jone Yoga Studio. Road is very wet. Mariachi band. Candice's... Tuesday?
Hands Free Segway thing for $200 (Jun 17) - What a setup. IT'S THE HOVERBOARD VLOG! Seltzer! Pressure pad. Super... Chinese... Product review. Chinese durability. Public trial... perhaps? Problem solved. $1799! $1499! $538? Alibaba $230. Cut the middleman. Dollar pizza addiction.
The Honey Moon Story (Jun 18) - Just hit it with a coconut? Special presentation. Goodbye mountain, weird shapes. Oh June. Parent say hi to Singapore. That is a wonderful weather! Stealing cereal. Malaysia bikes. All the drinks. Commander and hung over. Phuket doctor fish. Good montage ONE OF EVERYTHING and then Karaoke. Great story from everyone.
Nice to Meet You (Jun 19) - Chinatown... prison? Two wave. Bow tie! Second board! Balls? Sarah loves the plants. Power pencil. Third one!! Let's do something. Afternoon cafe. Candice being wild. Nice and salty. Dragging... only twice? Bad for business... sipping rose and spinning clockwise.
Baby's First Oreo (Jun 20) - Clothing doppelganger. Baby not happy. Dream car. It tastes skimmy. Raining out, going to the gym. First Oreo. Don't tell... sure. Hawaiian Airline's Liberty challenge??? Loves peek-a-boo. Hypnotizing. Nice juxtaposition. Going to the sprints. Marriage, baby, company.
Trapped in a Movie Theatre (Jun 21) - Father's day. To Brooklyn. BB Gun... Pictures of Owen. Seventeen, almost an adult. Owen the purpose. Owen, the extraordinary. Movie theater labyrinth.
The New Babysitter (Jun 22) - Fake paint? Owen as a zebra. Owen is not a watcher. Hi, unicycle. Ben Brown with a mustache. Comedy. Commit! Hoverboard lesson. Uncle Roy. Babysitter, finally. Ben tours the city. Hotel outlook. Brooklyn bridge at night... hot dog? Don't mess around.
Special Guest (Jun 23) - Francine don't like Chinese. Tread carefully. Hoverboard + glove = Q & A? Sarah, head of business operation. Favorite quote. Beholdrant? Sara needs a new job. Another company... Better at one thing. Boredom. Marketing? Paid tweets? SOON! Timing is everything.
NYC turns Purple (Jun 24) - Prettiest of timelapses. Good run with Ryan. Scooter cops. Sara is slow. That's a Buddha. Pen? Peanut butter. Canadian are the best. Family break? That would be the case.
The Day I Almost Died (May 25) - That's some opera! Story time. Graham... Kilmanjaro... So... There's this thing called Seven Summits. That's climbing the tallest mountain in every continent. Aconcagua probably is the middle out of the seven. Andes is so hard to climb. Mountaineer. Italian pizza singer? Going to that freaking summit! EVERYONE DOUBTING... being reckless.
2.5 Million Instagram Likes (May 26) - Lot of fans. Anniversary of the most liked photo. Very happy. Known on the industry. Being fast and good. Interesting people, like Owen. Hard to keep up. Moving to LA? Really? SO EXPENSIVE. Bullying is unequivocal evil. Life as punishment. Weird question. Non-Taylor Swift fan = monster. Don't listen to everyone, including me? No straight line.
Skate Ramp in my Building! (May 27) - You didn'y sleep in the streets. Dollar pizza isn't good but it's so satisfying. Trash! Skate ramp? Skate ramp. All is well. Gone for 7 days. Edit complaining.
My Friends! (May 28) - Carrying all the things in the waist. Behind the scene for Google Glass. Face computer, not convinced. That is highest indeed. TERRIBLE IDEA. Lunch at the same place. Remember the singing? That was the reason! Museum opening. Bye, India. On a date? Good.
The Black Tuxedo (May 29) - The wrong store. Stop peeing in the Hudson. NEW LUNCH SPOT! Very late fitting. Always the take the opportunity. I'm just playing. Casey sometime sounds like a little kid, like a somewhat bewildered yet fascinated. Thank you, designers. Secret awakening.
Bachelor Party Surprise (May 30) - Three-wheel drive. Grabbing the car. Tip? BACHELOR PARTY, different risk taker. He ran against Kucinich? Is it... packed district. He looks like Chris Parnell. Johnnie Walker is good. It's gotten cheaper. Shooting ground? Stand By Me... Super refreshing.
Waterproof Baby (May 31) - Frannie and me. Great bloomers. She just happy to be alive. Pacifier. How do go at a 7:43 pace? Having fun. In a bad place. MAKING A RUN! Even her cry is cute.
Pretty Dresses and Pouring Rain (Jun 1) - Bow tie? Fake with Alfie. He likes gadget. Alfie is a hoverboard salesman. Terrible bow ties and Candice is... okay. 1 hour drive. He's Jon Stewart guy. Selfie tutorial. James Corden is lovely. 2nd Kanye appearance. Two cold women. GODSPEED!
Should I go to College? part 1 (Jun 2) - Cold day. Scott Campbell? Seems familiar. Pragmatic decision... Nature doesn't give back. Laptop return. Work your way out... that's why art exists. Deserve to go and went to learn, communicate & autodidact. It's an app! DETERMINATION with luck sprinkled on top. Owen to happiness. Insecurity is a distraction. Great quote. Interesting girl. Universal answer: path to success is diverse. All that social aspect. Fungible is a fun word.
the NYC Diamond Dealer (Jun 3) - TMNT? Cool stuff. Penny board? Okay? All the dolls. Work project??? Cool stuff. Mid-town diamonds. GNARLY! Double door security. Really nice place?
Being Adopted (Jun 4) - Great sound. Story time. Looking the same... Non-motorized? Running away to Virginia. Front of the judge and petition. Against better judgement... Welp.
Louis Vuitton Apple Watch (Jun 5) - Closest to the snacks. Dollar pizza closed. Two apple watches. Big one it is. Fully pretentious. Where's the bike? Kym? Oh, that Kym. That was fun.
Why Do You Vlog? (Jun 6) - Hot and bothered. Calm day. She has a double espresso? I'm too young take the day off??? Really good excuse. Keep a fire lit. An impetus. Best part of the roof.
Street Waterpark (Jun 7) - Weirdest stuff on this town. Enjoying the sprinkles. Father-daughter shoot. Photographer has a great accent. Feeling frustration. Uncle Dean needs a relationship. Apple watch review (informal) Watchband: 10/10. Ergonomic is good. Text! Little stuff... Inconsistencies. Un-Apple-like indeed. Major expense is not worth it, just a new cellphone or a computer. Not bad buy.
Poop Dog, Death Machine (Jun 8) - New place? New people! Red pants. Hoverboard stupid things. Verdict: Good buy. Sick moves. Jerome returns. Motorized death machine. Notebook catch. Ugh...
High School Drop Out (Jun 9) - MONSTER. Central park. Long run.. So fast, way fast. Construction. Hip breaker. Moral compass. Deadline makes finish. Storytelling. Regret, none. STAY IN SCHOOL. Just kidding, no. Pride flag, hello and welcome... Segway hurts the ankle.
Quitter (Jun 10) - Marvin tries the hoverboard or not. Candice watch the vlogs. Branding is exciting. So dangerous. Crew lunch, when to quit? Summer camp? Editing, throwing the towel. Canon D... YOU'RE FIRED! Automatic stop. Snowstorm. Never finished. Never done... Moving the process.
Yes, You Can Ride the Hoverboard (Jun 11) - New camera. Flith. Just a rebel. Soft focus. TEST RECRUITS! Productivity drop. Francine zipline. Assume fatherly responsibility. Francine, traveler.
Whiskey and the Hover Board (Jun 12) - Fashion shoot. Step! Panel? Williamsburg covered in sweat. Never on time? Pretty cool conference at a brewery. Hover experiment. Scotch paper cup.
Top Down, Doors Off (Jun 13) - Ready to New London. Feel the weather. Owen is good. Congrats? Dennis and the beach. Does well in the grass? Lobster roll... Laborious. Powerful dune buggy.
Buy This Haunted Mansion for $1 (Jun 14) - Mormon? Deer. Francine on a beach. Candice on the trampoline. There's no too much hoverboard. Potato. Scooter, battery, Edgar Wright? Guthery? Hotel history and airplane... third marriage? All the tap shows. Jail? This is really spooky.
How To Vlog (Jun 15) - East coast skating champion? Now there's two. Mail time... Power converter LOCKPICKING? Behind? Filler? It broke... yeah... Tommy and sidearm. Final Cut is messy.
The Secret To Life (Jun 16) - No more dollar pizza. Nicky is not going away. Backward Q & A! Marathon... leaving work. 2003 iPod... No sympathy. Question their judgement. Life is created... hm. Sample sale, Kristy Jone Yoga Studio. Road is very wet. Mariachi band. Candice's... Tuesday?
Hands Free Segway thing for $200 (Jun 17) - What a setup. IT'S THE HOVERBOARD VLOG! Seltzer! Pressure pad. Super... Chinese... Product review. Chinese durability. Public trial... perhaps? Problem solved. $1799! $1499! $538? Alibaba $230. Cut the middleman. Dollar pizza addiction.
The Honey Moon Story (Jun 18) - Just hit it with a coconut? Special presentation. Goodbye mountain, weird shapes. Oh June. Parent say hi to Singapore. That is a wonderful weather! Stealing cereal. Malaysia bikes. All the drinks. Commander and hung over. Phuket doctor fish. Good montage ONE OF EVERYTHING and then Karaoke. Great story from everyone.
Nice to Meet You (Jun 19) - Chinatown... prison? Two wave. Bow tie! Second board! Balls? Sarah loves the plants. Power pencil. Third one!! Let's do something. Afternoon cafe. Candice being wild. Nice and salty. Dragging... only twice? Bad for business... sipping rose and spinning clockwise.
Baby's First Oreo (Jun 20) - Clothing doppelganger. Baby not happy. Dream car. It tastes skimmy. Raining out, going to the gym. First Oreo. Don't tell... sure. Hawaiian Airline's Liberty challenge??? Loves peek-a-boo. Hypnotizing. Nice juxtaposition. Going to the sprints. Marriage, baby, company.
Trapped in a Movie Theatre (Jun 21) - Father's day. To Brooklyn. BB Gun... Pictures of Owen. Seventeen, almost an adult. Owen the purpose. Owen, the extraordinary. Movie theater labyrinth.
The New Babysitter (Jun 22) - Fake paint? Owen as a zebra. Owen is not a watcher. Hi, unicycle. Ben Brown with a mustache. Comedy. Commit! Hoverboard lesson. Uncle Roy. Babysitter, finally. Ben tours the city. Hotel outlook. Brooklyn bridge at night... hot dog? Don't mess around.
Special Guest (Jun 23) - Francine don't like Chinese. Tread carefully. Hoverboard + glove = Q & A? Sarah, head of business operation. Favorite quote. Beholdrant? Sara needs a new job. Another company... Better at one thing. Boredom. Marketing? Paid tweets? SOON! Timing is everything.
NYC turns Purple (Jun 24) - Prettiest of timelapses. Good run with Ryan. Scooter cops. Sara is slow. That's a Buddha. Pen? Peanut butter. Canadian are the best. Family break? That would be the case.
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