Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Wheezywaiter 2014: Video by Video

Top 10 Best Parts of This Video (12/31)
Again, I start in New Year's Eve. Plenty of meta and just fun jokes. The dancing got me.

I ♥ Phone Calls (1/2)
That's great. Many wonderful hours ago... Move again? Bad weather, though. GAH! Everything about this video is awesome. Another Rob Scallon?

25 Ways To Go Down Stairs (1/7)
Audience is getting worse... Ooh... Stairing, 2D audience! SlugBooks is interesting.

Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY (1/9)
His Miley parody are the best. No one does it better. No one. Not even Corn. This video sponsored by National Corn Association. (They exist! I saw their ads! Really!)

900th Video Identity Crisis (1/10)
Good Times... Weird times. Corn? Bad sequel. No, mean Mickeleh. So, that's the...

How to Avoid Plumber Crack (1/13)
Ugh. Weird. Stupid things... Roosevelt? Why a thing? Farmer's Market... Little from Beer and Board Games with the squeezing lessons with sentimental music there.

Wheezy Waiter is Stupid! (1/14)
Again... That was nice. Validates? Ratify slipper? Of course. Nothing changed.

5 Myths about Marijuana (1/15)
YAY Gary and ME! M. True. But not the myths. Best stoner comedy! Don't do drugs.

The Apple Challenge (1/16)
I think Hank already did this... I mean the facts, not the challenge... although...

Does Quiet Clone Have a Girlfriend? (1/17)
Urine me... There we go... Great juggling and Shirt beer. It's hard... to hear, oh there we ACK!

The Good Stuff Lives! (1/18)
No... I'm not watching two hours of video! NO!

YOU Wrote This Video (1/23)
Better Gun? Oh, this is interactive! This was easy! Also cool. Little Reddit-ness does come through. You know with that existential and also little surreal added into it... yeah.

LIVE NOW! (1/25)
This is just a promo...

39 Ways to Wash Dishes (1/27)
All the swears. No dishes. Audience is almost catatonic. Little Seuss there. I love these videos. Hah.

Most Immersive Video on YouTube (1/28)
Moving? Lifeless! Good. Wow. Cloth clones. That's weird... Waitervision is amazing!

4 Myths about Food (1/29)
Gary and Me is just like Jake and Amir but better... much better. That transition, though.

I Ate Bugs (1/30)
This is interesting also just so Wheezy. Frog taste like chicken. Midsies. Grassy, yeah. Bitter. People eat like dozen. Egg yolk like century eggs. GOLD POO! Nothing wrong. Hi!

Why Soccer Isn't Popular in the USA (2/3)
The comedy is more self-consciousness now... which is weird. Better name... Marketing!! Fat people... That is true. Will offend the most people.

Coffee Delivery Drone (2/4)
YEAH! Good comedy opportunity. That RC is awesome and also... that ending.

Slow Down! (2/6)
That man-boob jiggle. This video is expected as I expected. Yeah, teleporting mug!

Am I Done With Myself? (2/7)
No script! So cold in Chicago. No crisis? Colbert is an idol! Going through the motions... that's a song... THIS IS OFF THE CUFF! Hankitis? Hoo! In the reservoir of thought and magic.

How to be Happy (2/10)
Very good or not. Or not. I hate you, no. That's a lie. What? Broettes. Oh, no laugh. Delayed Gratification!... ! <- See I delayed that exclamation mark! That's good. Hey, Craig with a wig!!!

4 Myths About Charles Darwin (2/12)
Cloning is weird. Adaptation? Gary! Origin of Species!!! Evolution... That's a favorite of mine.

28 Ways To Cheer For The Team (2/17)
This video was little lacking than the other two videos but still good.

Goodbye Apartment (2/21)
This eulogy is hilarious and I would miss this studio. It gets better every room! Yeah, second law does that... You just have been apartment. Very exciting!

CLONE HARD (2/24)
This whole thing is a masterpiece. It needs to be a museum. He's reading audio... Jake is amazing!!! Every guy has a guy in a van? That's confusing. Aranda is the best. Internship... double-crossed!!! Playing Mario Kart... Two adverb??? All the grammar! Day is saved. That pun. Cold.

Our New Apartment (2/28)
My favorite dance song. Deese. Poster... Pretty Downsizing... Season Five!! PORTAL!

Does Great Art Require Suffering? (3/3)
Absolute Zero... time is frozen. Audience is good. TEN MINUTE BANJO FACE and poster!! There's lot of pain in this video... Made me happy! This is all fun.

The Full History of Chicago, Unabridged (3/4)
Running away from Chicago... Wild Garlic? Shirt = Garlic. ALL that BRICK! Rest is herstory.

Explosion Wednesday Forever (3/5)

Explosion Wednesday RETURNS! LOOK AT THIS SIZE!!!!!

Space Junk and oh boy. The sandwich is pretty good... Warm my heart? This is good stuff.

How to Build a Snowman (3/6)
Fishing NUTS! That effect was amazing... That narration was funny.

The Pizza Song (3/7)
Dance Friday... Also Song Friday... Another Rob Scallon song... Ah, Greyhound.

The Apartment's Done! (3/10)
That is amazing! Corruption... the source of most problems. That's a nice house...

Today in Explosion News (3/12)
Breaking so many laws and eyes... Violent politics, spelunking? Exploded.

It's Pi Day! - Rebecca Black Parody (3/14)
Such a radical number... Yep! Fat ugly jerk... Yeah, just watch that. Why wasn't it ever done... I think that people had missed this is just angry. That was good.

Facts About St. Patrick's Day (3/17)
It could fly? Soft spread God... Mary Margarine. Look at all the green! Every year? THE END!

Blast From the Past (3/19)
Ah! This is amazing! SCREW YOU! Immortal... Not sold out. Ouch.

An Outsider's Opinion of YouTube (3/26)
Explosive Anger! Plug-in lights! Acquisition Explosion! Facebook Oculus and Disney Maker... Hmm... DRUNK ON POWER! HUGE CELEBRITY, fell off a table? Tickletube, coming near you!

MysteryGuitarMan Applies for a Cloning Machine (4/4)
Basic: Instinct... Oh, I didn't know that... IT'S COLD! Tongue? Live Crew... mostly for the money... Indoor construction... Onto something... Not doing well... Amigos! Good job, JOE!

Top 10 Reasons I Should Replace Letterman (4/7)
Craig so need to be a late night host. But he doesn't have a band??? NOON CENTRAL!

Why Do People Shake Hands? (4/8)
In a while. Bad form... Funeral Stele? EYES? Can't too... good. Don't need to shake too hard...

3 Cases of Meteors Hitting People (4/9)
Watch out for meteors. Norwegians don't lie. They move pretty fast. Long time ago... She survived. Slowed by a banana leaves... I was totally hit!! Job done... Oh wow.

Who's The Most SUCCESSFUL Musician Of All Time? (4/10)
Finger-lip slap... Sell cats??? Thug ballet dancer... Damage? My plan? Still no. New coffee clone.

20 Ways to Sleep (4/11)
Neat... Nyquill, as the Heroin... Dang it. Thanks happy clone.

Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle (4/14)
Wind of knowledge is strong. Tickletube? What was that!?! Good work.

How to be Married (4/15)
GET DRUNK! Some day... down the line... awww! I recommend that. Long-term guy? Like that... Marriage jokes... Good rapping there, good rapping. VSauce???

11 Useful New Google Devices (4/16)
One day launch! big success. Google Ass? Great joke... Not good engineer. Good. Who was that...

Top 10 Things Babies Don't Know (4/17)
Add lot of complexity... Really easy. Don't know how to love... YOUR HEART.

How To Hard Boil An Egg (4/18)
Always behind the chair... This is so well... This is so funny... Not being mean. This is so much... Candy bar... no preparation. The command is amazing, no that's not it.

Easter Hangover Cure (4/21)
That's real. Grace ding! Great songs this year... great visual... just great. That coffee?!?!

EARTH: The Video (4/22)
Towerful video. Fluttery! Earth in trouble... Low conversion rate... That's him. New style?!

5 Myths About Water (4/23)
Prop water... Cycle through it... Vice president??? Vodka? Slight blue hue... HOW?

Time To Shave The Beard? (4/24)
Sad news... Finally... Peak Beard??? Babes and fighting. Excellent plan! Good time...

Cushions & Answers #1 - NEW COUCH! (4/25)
And I have Asthma... New couch... Hank is so loved. Good conventions. Wow. HEART!!!!

23 Better Ways to Floss (4/28)
THE MATRIX... Took off a coal plant or something.

Legend of the Purple Goo (4/29)
Tuesday is apparently stock footage Tuesday? Which is weird...

Wedding Ring in Space & Other Explosions (4/30)
Good performance overall... Diamond Ring in SPACE. That was good... Cantina, cool!

Last Words Before I Die (5/1)
Dying sucks... so cliche. Many ways... Good nap.

Cushions and Answers #2 - Up Close and Personal (5/2)
THE FRIDAY DANCE... New Couches... Self-esteem issues. I just like stealing. Doctor coma... Don't... You got eye booger. Good. Tragic insanity... Impression, I did. HEART!

My Most Embarrassing Story (5/5)
Everyone is weird... The story is very nice... Never read the book... Sewage project, research?!

Everything Changes (5/6)
Tricks? Hypothetical... sure. Bearded, poignant and joke has changes... MOVING FORWARD!

5 Myths About Alcohol (5/7)
No... Drink to success? Body is colder... Not sober... I'm an alcoholic... Sucks.

How to Walk (5/8)
The whole video was a gem. AMAZING. That was just...

Where's Craig with a Wig? (Cushions & Answers #3) (5/9)
War thing, I'll keep in mind. Drug problem... Important work. Best question? Mother's Day...

Nurse Clone (5/12)
My mom is a nurse, so it's like a extended holiday for me. All Finnished.

19 Ways to Start a Conversation (5/13)
Puns! Segway! Aww... Aw...

What's That Smell? (5/15)
This is so funny... All the clones. Meow...

What's My Favorite Wheezy Video? (Cushions & Answers #4) (5/16)
Helps with postures! Jeeves and Wooster... Hm. No... All the knowledge.

The Most Evil Video on Youtube (5/19)
The song is to... huh? This is evil mode... That's the end of the evil mode. EVIL MODE!! Entropy.

Why YouTube Views Are Declining (5/20)
Shooting to the top! Keep people honest. Keep people entertained. Lost interest? View monster!!

Top 10 Things (5/22)
YEAH! Murder... I feel more full! Everything...

The Gazebo Song (5/26)
The songs are getting better and better... Not in terms of musicality but like funness.

Nothing is Pointless (5/28)
Shiny sweaty man. Duck quack. Proper footwear. How pointless! Wheezy Shoes RIP???

News From My Mouth Hole (5/31)
Hacked all over. The bear is out... Feeling bad... He was there...

Bad Parkour (6/5)
NO stunt coordinator there. That was all Rob.

Taking a Break (6/9)
Still have a break. Making things... CHUGGING AWAY! You're right, I'm taking a break...

Craig Can't Sleep (6/11)
I'm back and what's with that bold... I assume. So ominous... Getting serious.

Happy Friday the 13th (6/13)
Schadenfreude enthusiast. Dance move! Shoe? Lucky box? That's how Fox News work.

Your Favorite Video (6/16)
THIS WAS... MY FAVORITE! All that option was quite reassuring.

News About Tour (6/18)
This tour feels exciting... SO exciting. Very persuasive.

A Sexy Summer Solstice (6/20)
Scars and memories... C? Too much mystery... Too many choices!!!

Where We've Been (6/23)
All the stories... Tour is fun... Bathroom was good. NUMBER 2! WIN! Rob Rant... I don't know...

I'm Back Home! (7/16)
Very Grisly... TWO SHOWS SEATTLE! Hottest Show and pool... Rock formation...  Good smells.

Let's Fight! (7/18)
Polar opposites? Terrible mistake. No labels... huh.

Life Hacks That Will Make Your Life Worse (7/21)
Ha, Kelso... Big holes... in the knowledge.

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COFFEE!! (7/25)
There was less coffee... I don't speak alligator. Sore swipes. Ooh... Grown as a person. Short Film?

OH MY DOG! (7/29)
Graphic jokes... Kick fake pup... that's a real PUPPY! All right. Wow, Mitzy... is impressive.

Understanding Beards (8/5)
No beard??? That's confusing... Open-minded. Man Juices... Writer strikes. Beard hugs...

MY APARTMENT FLOODED! (8/8)
How... How. Without holding information... Wheezy industries?! Hold still...

A Robin Williams Ramble (8/12)
Trying to get attention? That air conditioner is really loud... in sadness! String of brilliance...

Really AMAZING Vidcon Performance Ruined by JACKSFILMS (8/14)
Why I can't click that lower third... Time to botox... That was amazing... You're welcome.

Really Sexy Ice Bucket Challenge (8/20)
Craig decline and Sexy accepts... I guess?

YouTube's Crummiest Video Ever! (8/22)
Mononitrate Riboflavin.. trade for good and services... Stories are important. Long video?

My Slow Descent Into Madness (8/27)
Weird names... Social progress? Brand new camera? Pair of shoes... TOPIC TOWN...

EVERYTHING IS POSSUM! (9/5)
I watched 23 videos. All of them is good.

? - (1000th Video!) (9/15)
Oh, so, that's what the bold letter were about. Now, I am crying. Now, I feel excited. Now, I feel elated... I just realized the first sound was also the first letter!!! THAT'S JUST WHAT!

Weirdo Proposes to Inanimate Objects (9/24)
Ah, the famous response to virality video, and Craig goes for... insanity. Good.

5 Myths About Dogs (9/26)
Gary and Me is back... How have I missed you... Hm. Fiction... Very right. He's not coming.

I'm Making a Short Film! (10/3)
Perfect. Gym shorts? Hm. Clean airways. Snippet? I missed it. ACTING! Thanks, 1998!

It's My Birthday! (Yesterday) (10/6)
What's he so upset about... No Jake presents. Tip fail. Wow. Wow.

FINE TUNED - Trailer (10/12)
Why this here. I'm going to watch the whole thing. Jeez.

6 Tips for Falling Asleep (10/15)
Again? Tangent? FALL ASLEEP! Double negative, relaxing. Honesting.

FINE TUNED - Full Short Film (10/16)
Nice intro joke. All the waves... So Edgar Wright! Is that Hank? Craig cameo. He already died... Detection algorithms? Different monkey? Lunch break... There's lot of Craig jokes... Burritos... LOTS of money... numberhead. There's a lot of complexity... Bartering for a woman. Almost has no plot... like there's resemblance and a sci-fi component. Business words? Lot of implication... There's a lot of montage. DO YOU EVEN LIKE THIS GIRL? That doesn't make sense. Rock and Roll??? PEOPLE love stale... Ah, the famous reverse... I don't have a second word. Colton from HR is best. NOTHING. There's no sense of movement, that's the problem. The motivation is artificial and too subtle, to be honest. The joke is great... but like it's not quite a short film... you know. I guess there's lot of potential but not much here... I don't... It's not my favorite of the shorts.*

The Most BEAUTIFUL Video on YouTube (10/22)
The video was beautiful and it was very funny... Fundraiser is good. Thank you.

LIFE HACKS for a Jedi (10/27)
Good job with the everything. The whole thing was good.

NASA Rocket EXPLODES! (10/29)
Slow zooms scary. Hey LOOK now! 17, 0, 4 all good estimation. Go buy shoes...

The Ultimate Ghost Story (10/31)
Celebed out. OFFSET... SO Reality! AWWWWW! Licks are like acid...

How to Improve Your Life (11/3)
Wiggle while in shorts. Or a nervous twitch. Crush a worker. Hearing problem. Jump topic!! SMILE.

Bad Parkour 2: Par More (11/7)
The whole thing is just... Much better than Bad Parkour, who says the sequel can't beat originals...

Why I Don't Talk Politics (11/13)
Being with profound clone, BUSY. Twiddle finger... SHOOTING CRASH COURSE. Wrong clone... LEAVE THIS WORLD... better. Not a whole lot. Plenty of details? That is just true. JUST TRUE.

The Secret of Creativity (11/17)
That's my dog. Kids in my future... Transition clone is the best. I actually discover. I know.

The Shaving (11/28)
Harry's looks nice. Who is? My butt? Society = Twitter. Yellow italics. I made Peter up. PUNCH!

18 Different Things and Nothing (12/1)
The songs are relaxing and sympathizing. Smells like coffee. Nose booger. Good.

All About That Paste (12/8)
Joke and death. Real hot. Flavius Flav. John Green... WTF? Training for a marathon???

Weather BOMB! (12/10)
Time mending wizard... ONLY ONE! Soul is mine? Colour... Monitor blood.

P4A 2014 | Doctors Without Borders (12/13)
See, John should know that. Gibbity-gibbity. Went through the phase. Now I have.

Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma (12/17) Explosion! Drinking ages... Current drinking age. Hmm. Big fiery balls... Every thunderstorms. Ocean platform. Tri-Gamma! Totally rocket scientist.

Hackers Ruined My Life! (12/19)
Pay medium attention. I'm going away. Nose... I'm going away. Hoobastank... ah. I don't have one...

The Wheezy Rider (12/22)
Hail to Shiva? It's a good one. Smart bike? Hello, Chris. Human Trafficking. Bike model.

Top 5 RIDICULOUS Ways I Lost My KEYS in 2014 that you WON'T BELIEVE! It's AMAZING! WOW! *Fart* JEEZ! (12/31) I keep candy corn... Homeless. NOT GOOD. Who's... Chronicle stuff. UNDER THE STOVE??? Basket... Car? Happenby? Real fake problem.

*A Short (long) review of New Media Digital content.
The fourteen videos are go from amazing to surprisingly flawed. I mean all the video have flaws but some less than others. I talk about Fine Tuned and how's it's off and that's good but also bad and others, too. Like Rose Window, I felt lacked in some fashion. The scenes doesn't come together for me even though Rose Window has a strong plot compared light plot of Fine Tuned, which is very much the style of Wheezy. The plot is flat or meandering but jokes and character holds the thing. Which this short does... great acting, great editing, great jokes. It's really emblematic of Wheezy vids. But somehow it doesn't work as well in short film format. Now to the things that I liked. I like I Ship It. It was good. It had all the parts I expected, perhaps more. I think the flaw in this video is the illustration of the character, I feel little off on that, not sure why. Another Edgar Wright references... Bad Burglar was great. It's straight comedy. I think you could forgiven on the flaws... just on the all the positives the video had... same thing with The Front Page. It was weird and it serviced correctly. Oscar's Hotel might be my favorite and 'the best' of the fourteen, but it's a style that PJ Ligouri have harness for years, so I mean I applaud and I think it's whimsical. But I almost expect from a master... Same thing goes to Bertie Gilbert and his video, Killed the Cat. What I expected, and what I got. Hm. The surprise, even though I shouldn't be surprised was the POYKPAC's Mr. Student Body President, which I knew they were great. There was a parody commercial and there was Comedy Thunder which happened in 2011, which they did okay. But I was surprised, nevertheless, at how good the setup and the acting and shot with the lighting and everything had its purpose, it was good. The rest are ones I have problems, starting Miss Akana's Miss Earth. I like Miss Akana, her video is quite refreshing and witty and very confident, but the short film that Akana makes... Lifeline just felt illogical... (you know if you're working 911 dispatch, you will expect or be used to what happens...) In the end, I couldn't suspend my belief on that one. Miss Earth, I totally the disbelief is in a coat... but the problem on that was... the cliche nature of it, It's all intro, I know, but this felt cliche+intro which is the big problem for Ethereal, The Void and The Parallax as well. The Parallax leans more cliche then intro, just because you don't need the intro for the character because we already know... Ethereal and The Void seems like a botched meal, good, if not boring, concept but execution was off. I mean Fine Tuned is like not making a dish, it's a raw meat... that's better than a botched one, because you can do something to the raw meat, but not to a botched meal... analogy went too far. The last one I believe is Instant Getaway, that is my second or third favorite. Kind of tied with I Ship It.
Best Mitchell role: Uh, The brother, The devil cabbie... the addict, HR, therapist and the intro man... Cabbie is best, though. Close second is HR... Addict, for best improvement... Yeah. That's it.

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