Sunday, March 8, 2015

Reply to Letters to July

Some thought after one and half years...

1st - PBFB: I still think most of these thought and I was a good writer! Damn...

2nd - Meme Building and 5SF: Now, 'meme building' is just common 101 knowledge, but it's a important step to build on. And 5SF is still eternal. Also where's that movie?

3rd - Memetic Fame: As I said before, this doesn't much apply anymore because most memes are done by people who already have a foot on 'the water' and I talked about that in detail. Also, good thoughts on celebrities and YouTube.

4th - Butterflies: I moved away from Phil, Dave and especially Shane but others have moved away... Oh, and Olga is Olga (GOOD!) and SMP moved to Alaska with a new girlfriend (GOOD AGAIN!) (Speaking of Shane, I accidentally clicked an Onision video and my eyes are burning... like Mitchell Davis now works for Ron Howard and SKC is just following the trend and wow... he does suck.)

5th - British Invasion: I think one good hypothesis is that the YouTube Algorithm changed to reflect international presence and so UK hit the sweet spot and rule the waves (19th century again?)

6th - Barely Political: Wow, did BP fell into disarray just after I reviewed them. Mostly because YouTube decided to trash whatever original content they had... least I'll talk about them in the 10 year retrospective in 2017, so wait for that.

7th - VSauce: Same old since then, really, with the 3 channel gaining their own reputation.

8th - Girls are Better: In essence, I still do believe that fact. Although my viewing have been more male lately, probably top favorites would still be female.

9th - Broadcast Yourself: Well, YouTube have certainly forgotten about that... (frothing anger)

10th - Collabrakadabra and Tumblr: Tumblr have more power now, with moving to GIF format video working big for them (still buggy for long videos) All the member moved away from YouTube, most did by these days, and some turn radical and others apathetical...

11th - Rocketboom: I tried to a review on the tenth anniversary, but there was too much content. But I still respect the project to a degree. Shame it fell into shamble. Founder lost faith, I believe.

12th - Ads and Tags: Tags were so viral, that celebrity are now in the mix! (Buckets, anyone?) Still, ooh, ad recommendation! Grace and Anna and others anti-smoking ad and there's another one...

13th - Tags and Middle environment: Still very important, I do think this should the emphasize... as for the people... this and this. Oh, Dee Lamps now works for Girl Code... Nice!

14th - Matt Guion: Basically stopped making video and it's such a shame, but hey a career!

15th - Oh, nothing there.

16th - Renewed Recommendation: Dodie ~ Still happy, little more adult, having fun with Evan. Bethan ~ Yeah, she's gone 'corrupt' but she's still okay, in fact I think she's actually over the hump... Kim ~ Now makes some videos. She's still okay. Heloise ~ She's gone, Dottie is still here, despite the circumstances... (that was horrible) cute couple with Patty, though. Orla ~ Not 'corrupt', still awesome Rhiannon ~ Now makes poetry, still very good. Eden ~ In 'hiding' after 2014 Purge. Making a band? Ania ~ makes some now and then; snarky as ever, perhaps more after the Purge. Lucy ~ Still pretty good. Actually, still the same level, never really changed. Hannah ~ Makes less, still really good.

(Man, The 2015 Incident, I did not know that Santoro can get that vindictive. Seems a nice guy...)

Elly - Still does the same... Same with Damielou. Loruna - Singing is much better, still same person. Kimmi - Also better. Nadine - Still reserved, little pointed... good points, though. Andie - Still Great. Fiona - I don't really understand this person... weird. Holly - Doesn't make video, lives in Melbourne. Jen - Doesn't make much anymore... dye hair and got a girlfriend. Maddi - Still much the same...

17th - Platform: Sigh...

18th - Kevin: Stopped making videos. Making started making... but you know a blimp. Mashable?

19th - Nostalgia: Hey, Ten Year Project! Also, I also like six degrees is still fun.

20th - Tessa, Shawna: Tessa sings now. Should have done sooner. Shawna still cool.

21st - Ray: Doesn't do much... Anna is still cool.

22nd - Fine Bros: Cool guys, problematic for endorsing Shane.

23rd - Science: Okay, I wasn't alone on the confusion on that fateful video. Look at the comments. It's so vile! Also, really nice reference to LBD. Also, not only you crashed a cryptic video... but a beloved twitter feed... DAMN YOU BUZZFEED. Ah, it had to happen some day.

24th - Hoax: Still pretty good, not much hoaxes these days, right.

25th - I don't really understand what I wrote there.

26th - Mickleh should make more videos. Peter should... oh wait. He's dead. (sad face)

27th - That never worked...

28th - Hmm... It's about the past, so nothing changed.

29th - Actually, no, past me. I don't like this format.

30th - Still love those videos.

31st - Vidcon: Oh, Hank actually addressed this somewhere, and he was like "OH NOOOOOOO!" to that Comic-Con question, he was half-terrified with that prospect and I laugh so hard at that...

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Wheezywaiter 2014: Video by Video

Top 10 Best Parts of This Video (12/31)
Again, I start in New Year's Eve. Plenty of meta and just fun jokes. The dancing got me.

I ♥ Phone Calls (1/2)
That's great. Many wonderful hours ago... Move again? Bad weather, though. GAH! Everything about this video is awesome. Another Rob Scallon?

25 Ways To Go Down Stairs (1/7)
Audience is getting worse... Ooh... Stairing, 2D audience! SlugBooks is interesting.

Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY (1/9)
His Miley parody are the best. No one does it better. No one. Not even Corn. This video sponsored by National Corn Association. (They exist! I saw their ads! Really!)

900th Video Identity Crisis (1/10)
Good Times... Weird times. Corn? Bad sequel. No, mean Mickeleh. So, that's the...

How to Avoid Plumber Crack (1/13)
Ugh. Weird. Stupid things... Roosevelt? Why a thing? Farmer's Market... Little from Beer and Board Games with the squeezing lessons with sentimental music there.

Wheezy Waiter is Stupid! (1/14)
Again... That was nice. Validates? Ratify slipper? Of course. Nothing changed.

5 Myths about Marijuana (1/15)
YAY Gary and ME! M. True. But not the myths. Best stoner comedy! Don't do drugs.

The Apple Challenge (1/16)
I think Hank already did this... I mean the facts, not the challenge... although...

Does Quiet Clone Have a Girlfriend? (1/17)
Urine me... There we go... Great juggling and Shirt beer. It's hard... to hear, oh there we ACK!

The Good Stuff Lives! (1/18)
No... I'm not watching two hours of video! NO!

YOU Wrote This Video (1/23)
Better Gun? Oh, this is interactive! This was easy! Also cool. Little Reddit-ness does come through. You know with that existential and also little surreal added into it... yeah.

LIVE NOW! (1/25)
This is just a promo...

39 Ways to Wash Dishes (1/27)
All the swears. No dishes. Audience is almost catatonic. Little Seuss there. I love these videos. Hah.

Most Immersive Video on YouTube (1/28)
Moving? Lifeless! Good. Wow. Cloth clones. That's weird... Waitervision is amazing!

4 Myths about Food (1/29)
Gary and Me is just like Jake and Amir but better... much better. That transition, though.

I Ate Bugs (1/30)
This is interesting also just so Wheezy. Frog taste like chicken. Midsies. Grassy, yeah. Bitter. People eat like dozen. Egg yolk like century eggs. GOLD POO! Nothing wrong. Hi!

Why Soccer Isn't Popular in the USA (2/3)
The comedy is more self-consciousness now... which is weird. Better name... Marketing!! Fat people... That is true. Will offend the most people.

Coffee Delivery Drone (2/4)
YEAH! Good comedy opportunity. That RC is awesome and also... that ending.

Slow Down! (2/6)
That man-boob jiggle. This video is expected as I expected. Yeah, teleporting mug!

Am I Done With Myself? (2/7)
No script! So cold in Chicago. No crisis? Colbert is an idol! Going through the motions... that's a song... THIS IS OFF THE CUFF! Hankitis? Hoo! In the reservoir of thought and magic.

How to be Happy (2/10)
Very good or not. Or not. I hate you, no. That's a lie. What? Broettes. Oh, no laugh. Delayed Gratification!... ! <- See I delayed that exclamation mark! That's good. Hey, Craig with a wig!!!

4 Myths About Charles Darwin (2/12)
Cloning is weird. Adaptation? Gary! Origin of Species!!! Evolution... That's a favorite of mine.

28 Ways To Cheer For The Team (2/17)
This video was little lacking than the other two videos but still good.

Goodbye Apartment (2/21)
This eulogy is hilarious and I would miss this studio. It gets better every room! Yeah, second law does that... You just have been apartment. Very exciting!

CLONE HARD (2/24)
This whole thing is a masterpiece. It needs to be a museum. He's reading audio... Jake is amazing!!! Every guy has a guy in a van? That's confusing. Aranda is the best. Internship... double-crossed!!! Playing Mario Kart... Two adverb??? All the grammar! Day is saved. That pun. Cold.

Our New Apartment (2/28)
My favorite dance song. Deese. Poster... Pretty Downsizing... Season Five!! PORTAL!

Does Great Art Require Suffering? (3/3)
Absolute Zero... time is frozen. Audience is good. TEN MINUTE BANJO FACE and poster!! There's lot of pain in this video... Made me happy! This is all fun.

The Full History of Chicago, Unabridged (3/4)
Running away from Chicago... Wild Garlic? Shirt = Garlic. ALL that BRICK! Rest is herstory.

Explosion Wednesday Forever (3/5)

Explosion Wednesday RETURNS! LOOK AT THIS SIZE!!!!!

Space Junk and oh boy. The sandwich is pretty good... Warm my heart? This is good stuff.

How to Build a Snowman (3/6)
Fishing NUTS! That effect was amazing... That narration was funny.

The Pizza Song (3/7)
Dance Friday... Also Song Friday... Another Rob Scallon song... Ah, Greyhound.

The Apartment's Done! (3/10)
That is amazing! Corruption... the source of most problems. That's a nice house...

Today in Explosion News (3/12)
Breaking so many laws and eyes... Violent politics, spelunking? Exploded.

It's Pi Day! - Rebecca Black Parody (3/14)
Such a radical number... Yep! Fat ugly jerk... Yeah, just watch that. Why wasn't it ever done... I think that people had missed this is just angry. That was good.

Facts About St. Patrick's Day (3/17)
It could fly? Soft spread God... Mary Margarine. Look at all the green! Every year? THE END!

Blast From the Past (3/19)
Ah! This is amazing! SCREW YOU! Immortal... Not sold out. Ouch.

An Outsider's Opinion of YouTube (3/26)
Explosive Anger! Plug-in lights! Acquisition Explosion! Facebook Oculus and Disney Maker... Hmm... DRUNK ON POWER! HUGE CELEBRITY, fell off a table? Tickletube, coming near you!

MysteryGuitarMan Applies for a Cloning Machine (4/4)
Basic: Instinct... Oh, I didn't know that... IT'S COLD! Tongue? Live Crew... mostly for the money... Indoor construction... Onto something... Not doing well... Amigos! Good job, JOE!

Top 10 Reasons I Should Replace Letterman (4/7)
Craig so need to be a late night host. But he doesn't have a band??? NOON CENTRAL!

Why Do People Shake Hands? (4/8)
In a while. Bad form... Funeral Stele? EYES? Can't too... good. Don't need to shake too hard...

3 Cases of Meteors Hitting People (4/9)
Watch out for meteors. Norwegians don't lie. They move pretty fast. Long time ago... She survived. Slowed by a banana leaves... I was totally hit!! Job done... Oh wow.

Who's The Most SUCCESSFUL Musician Of All Time? (4/10)
Finger-lip slap... Sell cats??? Thug ballet dancer... Damage? My plan? Still no. New coffee clone.

20 Ways to Sleep (4/11)
Neat... Nyquill, as the Heroin... Dang it. Thanks happy clone.

Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle (4/14)
Wind of knowledge is strong. Tickletube? What was that!?! Good work.

How to be Married (4/15)
GET DRUNK! Some day... down the line... awww! I recommend that. Long-term guy? Like that... Marriage jokes... Good rapping there, good rapping. VSauce???

11 Useful New Google Devices (4/16)
One day launch! big success. Google Ass? Great joke... Not good engineer. Good. Who was that...

Top 10 Things Babies Don't Know (4/17)
Add lot of complexity... Really easy. Don't know how to love... YOUR HEART.

How To Hard Boil An Egg (4/18)
Always behind the chair... This is so well... This is so funny... Not being mean. This is so much... Candy bar... no preparation. The command is amazing, no that's not it.

Easter Hangover Cure (4/21)
That's real. Grace ding! Great songs this year... great visual... just great. That coffee?!?!

EARTH: The Video (4/22)
Towerful video. Fluttery! Earth in trouble... Low conversion rate... That's him. New style?!

5 Myths About Water (4/23)
Prop water... Cycle through it... Vice president??? Vodka? Slight blue hue... HOW?

Time To Shave The Beard? (4/24)
Sad news... Finally... Peak Beard??? Babes and fighting. Excellent plan! Good time...

Cushions & Answers #1 - NEW COUCH! (4/25)
And I have Asthma... New couch... Hank is so loved. Good conventions. Wow. HEART!!!!

23 Better Ways to Floss (4/28)
THE MATRIX... Took off a coal plant or something.

Legend of the Purple Goo (4/29)
Tuesday is apparently stock footage Tuesday? Which is weird...

Wedding Ring in Space & Other Explosions (4/30)
Good performance overall... Diamond Ring in SPACE. That was good... Cantina, cool!

Last Words Before I Die (5/1)
Dying sucks... so cliche. Many ways... Good nap.

Cushions and Answers #2 - Up Close and Personal (5/2)
THE FRIDAY DANCE... New Couches... Self-esteem issues. I just like stealing. Doctor coma... Don't... You got eye booger. Good. Tragic insanity... Impression, I did. HEART!

My Most Embarrassing Story (5/5)
Everyone is weird... The story is very nice... Never read the book... Sewage project, research?!

Everything Changes (5/6)
Tricks? Hypothetical... sure. Bearded, poignant and joke has changes... MOVING FORWARD!

5 Myths About Alcohol (5/7)
No... Drink to success? Body is colder... Not sober... I'm an alcoholic... Sucks.

How to Walk (5/8)
The whole video was a gem. AMAZING. That was just...

Where's Craig with a Wig? (Cushions & Answers #3) (5/9)
War thing, I'll keep in mind. Drug problem... Important work. Best question? Mother's Day...

Nurse Clone (5/12)
My mom is a nurse, so it's like a extended holiday for me. All Finnished.

19 Ways to Start a Conversation (5/13)
Puns! Segway! Aww... Aw...

What's That Smell? (5/15)
This is so funny... All the clones. Meow...

What's My Favorite Wheezy Video? (Cushions & Answers #4) (5/16)
Helps with postures! Jeeves and Wooster... Hm. No... All the knowledge.

The Most Evil Video on Youtube (5/19)
The song is to... huh? This is evil mode... That's the end of the evil mode. EVIL MODE!! Entropy.

Why YouTube Views Are Declining (5/20)
Shooting to the top! Keep people honest. Keep people entertained. Lost interest? View monster!!

Top 10 Things (5/22)
YEAH! Murder... I feel more full! Everything...

The Gazebo Song (5/26)
The songs are getting better and better... Not in terms of musicality but like funness.

Nothing is Pointless (5/28)
Shiny sweaty man. Duck quack. Proper footwear. How pointless! Wheezy Shoes RIP???

News From My Mouth Hole (5/31)
Hacked all over. The bear is out... Feeling bad... He was there...

Bad Parkour (6/5)
NO stunt coordinator there. That was all Rob.

Taking a Break (6/9)
Still have a break. Making things... CHUGGING AWAY! You're right, I'm taking a break...

Craig Can't Sleep (6/11)
I'm back and what's with that bold... I assume. So ominous... Getting serious.

Happy Friday the 13th (6/13)
Schadenfreude enthusiast. Dance move! Shoe? Lucky box? That's how Fox News work.

Your Favorite Video (6/16)
THIS WAS... MY FAVORITE! All that option was quite reassuring.

News About Tour (6/18)
This tour feels exciting... SO exciting. Very persuasive.

A Sexy Summer Solstice (6/20)
Scars and memories... C? Too much mystery... Too many choices!!!

Where We've Been (6/23)
All the stories... Tour is fun... Bathroom was good. NUMBER 2! WIN! Rob Rant... I don't know...

I'm Back Home! (7/16)
Very Grisly... TWO SHOWS SEATTLE! Hottest Show and pool... Rock formation...  Good smells.

Let's Fight! (7/18)
Polar opposites? Terrible mistake. No labels... huh.

Life Hacks That Will Make Your Life Worse (7/21)
Ha, Kelso... Big holes... in the knowledge.

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COFFEE!! (7/25)
There was less coffee... I don't speak alligator. Sore swipes. Ooh... Grown as a person. Short Film?

OH MY DOG! (7/29)
Graphic jokes... Kick fake pup... that's a real PUPPY! All right. Wow, Mitzy... is impressive.

Understanding Beards (8/5)
No beard??? That's confusing... Open-minded. Man Juices... Writer strikes. Beard hugs...

MY APARTMENT FLOODED! (8/8)
How... How. Without holding information... Wheezy industries?! Hold still...

A Robin Williams Ramble (8/12)
Trying to get attention? That air conditioner is really loud... in sadness! String of brilliance...

Really AMAZING Vidcon Performance Ruined by JACKSFILMS (8/14)
Why I can't click that lower third... Time to botox... That was amazing... You're welcome.

Really Sexy Ice Bucket Challenge (8/20)
Craig decline and Sexy accepts... I guess?

YouTube's Crummiest Video Ever! (8/22)
Mononitrate Riboflavin.. trade for good and services... Stories are important. Long video?

My Slow Descent Into Madness (8/27)
Weird names... Social progress? Brand new camera? Pair of shoes... TOPIC TOWN...

EVERYTHING IS POSSUM! (9/5)
I watched 23 videos. All of them is good.

? - (1000th Video!) (9/15)
Oh, so, that's what the bold letter were about. Now, I am crying. Now, I feel excited. Now, I feel elated... I just realized the first sound was also the first letter!!! THAT'S JUST WHAT!

Weirdo Proposes to Inanimate Objects (9/24)
Ah, the famous response to virality video, and Craig goes for... insanity. Good.

5 Myths About Dogs (9/26)
Gary and Me is back... How have I missed you... Hm. Fiction... Very right. He's not coming.

I'm Making a Short Film! (10/3)
Perfect. Gym shorts? Hm. Clean airways. Snippet? I missed it. ACTING! Thanks, 1998!

It's My Birthday! (Yesterday) (10/6)
What's he so upset about... No Jake presents. Tip fail. Wow. Wow.

FINE TUNED - Trailer (10/12)
Why this here. I'm going to watch the whole thing. Jeez.

6 Tips for Falling Asleep (10/15)
Again? Tangent? FALL ASLEEP! Double negative, relaxing. Honesting.

FINE TUNED - Full Short Film (10/16)
Nice intro joke. All the waves... So Edgar Wright! Is that Hank? Craig cameo. He already died... Detection algorithms? Different monkey? Lunch break... There's lot of Craig jokes... Burritos... LOTS of money... numberhead. There's a lot of complexity... Bartering for a woman. Almost has no plot... like there's resemblance and a sci-fi component. Business words? Lot of implication... There's a lot of montage. DO YOU EVEN LIKE THIS GIRL? That doesn't make sense. Rock and Roll??? PEOPLE love stale... Ah, the famous reverse... I don't have a second word. Colton from HR is best. NOTHING. There's no sense of movement, that's the problem. The motivation is artificial and too subtle, to be honest. The joke is great... but like it's not quite a short film... you know. I guess there's lot of potential but not much here... I don't... It's not my favorite of the shorts.*

The Most BEAUTIFUL Video on YouTube (10/22)
The video was beautiful and it was very funny... Fundraiser is good. Thank you.

LIFE HACKS for a Jedi (10/27)
Good job with the everything. The whole thing was good.

NASA Rocket EXPLODES! (10/29)
Slow zooms scary. Hey LOOK now! 17, 0, 4 all good estimation. Go buy shoes...

The Ultimate Ghost Story (10/31)
Celebed out. OFFSET... SO Reality! AWWWWW! Licks are like acid...

How to Improve Your Life (11/3)
Wiggle while in shorts. Or a nervous twitch. Crush a worker. Hearing problem. Jump topic!! SMILE.

Bad Parkour 2: Par More (11/7)
The whole thing is just... Much better than Bad Parkour, who says the sequel can't beat originals...

Why I Don't Talk Politics (11/13)
Being with profound clone, BUSY. Twiddle finger... SHOOTING CRASH COURSE. Wrong clone... LEAVE THIS WORLD... better. Not a whole lot. Plenty of details? That is just true. JUST TRUE.

The Secret of Creativity (11/17)
That's my dog. Kids in my future... Transition clone is the best. I actually discover. I know.

The Shaving (11/28)
Harry's looks nice. Who is? My butt? Society = Twitter. Yellow italics. I made Peter up. PUNCH!

18 Different Things and Nothing (12/1)
The songs are relaxing and sympathizing. Smells like coffee. Nose booger. Good.

All About That Paste (12/8)
Joke and death. Real hot. Flavius Flav. John Green... WTF? Training for a marathon???

Weather BOMB! (12/10)
Time mending wizard... ONLY ONE! Soul is mine? Colour... Monitor blood.

P4A 2014 | Doctors Without Borders (12/13)
See, John should know that. Gibbity-gibbity. Went through the phase. Now I have.

Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma Gamma (12/17) Explosion! Drinking ages... Current drinking age. Hmm. Big fiery balls... Every thunderstorms. Ocean platform. Tri-Gamma! Totally rocket scientist.

Hackers Ruined My Life! (12/19)
Pay medium attention. I'm going away. Nose... I'm going away. Hoobastank... ah. I don't have one...

The Wheezy Rider (12/22)
Hail to Shiva? It's a good one. Smart bike? Hello, Chris. Human Trafficking. Bike model.

Top 5 RIDICULOUS Ways I Lost My KEYS in 2014 that you WON'T BELIEVE! It's AMAZING! WOW! *Fart* JEEZ! (12/31) I keep candy corn... Homeless. NOT GOOD. Who's... Chronicle stuff. UNDER THE STOVE??? Basket... Car? Happenby? Real fake problem.

*A Short (long) review of New Media Digital content.
The fourteen videos are go from amazing to surprisingly flawed. I mean all the video have flaws but some less than others. I talk about Fine Tuned and how's it's off and that's good but also bad and others, too. Like Rose Window, I felt lacked in some fashion. The scenes doesn't come together for me even though Rose Window has a strong plot compared light plot of Fine Tuned, which is very much the style of Wheezy. The plot is flat or meandering but jokes and character holds the thing. Which this short does... great acting, great editing, great jokes. It's really emblematic of Wheezy vids. But somehow it doesn't work as well in short film format. Now to the things that I liked. I like I Ship It. It was good. It had all the parts I expected, perhaps more. I think the flaw in this video is the illustration of the character, I feel little off on that, not sure why. Another Edgar Wright references... Bad Burglar was great. It's straight comedy. I think you could forgiven on the flaws... just on the all the positives the video had... same thing with The Front Page. It was weird and it serviced correctly. Oscar's Hotel might be my favorite and 'the best' of the fourteen, but it's a style that PJ Ligouri have harness for years, so I mean I applaud and I think it's whimsical. But I almost expect from a master... Same thing goes to Bertie Gilbert and his video, Killed the Cat. What I expected, and what I got. Hm. The surprise, even though I shouldn't be surprised was the POYKPAC's Mr. Student Body President, which I knew they were great. There was a parody commercial and there was Comedy Thunder which happened in 2011, which they did okay. But I was surprised, nevertheless, at how good the setup and the acting and shot with the lighting and everything had its purpose, it was good. The rest are ones I have problems, starting Miss Akana's Miss Earth. I like Miss Akana, her video is quite refreshing and witty and very confident, but the short film that Akana makes... Lifeline just felt illogical... (you know if you're working 911 dispatch, you will expect or be used to what happens...) In the end, I couldn't suspend my belief on that one. Miss Earth, I totally the disbelief is in a coat... but the problem on that was... the cliche nature of it, It's all intro, I know, but this felt cliche+intro which is the big problem for Ethereal, The Void and The Parallax as well. The Parallax leans more cliche then intro, just because you don't need the intro for the character because we already know... Ethereal and The Void seems like a botched meal, good, if not boring, concept but execution was off. I mean Fine Tuned is like not making a dish, it's a raw meat... that's better than a botched one, because you can do something to the raw meat, but not to a botched meal... analogy went too far. The last one I believe is Instant Getaway, that is my second or third favorite. Kind of tied with I Ship It.
Best Mitchell role: Uh, The brother, The devil cabbie... the addict, HR, therapist and the intro man... Cabbie is best, though. Close second is HR... Addict, for best improvement... Yeah. That's it.

Friday, January 2, 2015

2014 Vlogbrothers: Video by Video

GOOD NEWS: 14 Reasons 2014 May Be the Best Year Ever
Okay that's from 12/31 from let's start here, because world is getting better unlike what you think.

The Golden Gate Bridge Didn't Collapse!! (1/3)
See, this tell you how. World would look terrible... okay, it was more terrible than other recent years.

Warm Things for Cold Times (1/7)
Hey, Willie! Also Esther's book is beautiful and AFC Wimbledon supported by Nerdfighters.

Global Warming and the Polar Vortex (1/10)
4%, 5%, 12.5% is my sample. 2% make sense... Also Alex Day ALERT. Thinking about it... eww...

Giving Away Over $700,000 (1/14)
Subtle. Ten charity is pretty diverse and good. Twenty is AMAZING! I hope this continue upward...

54 JOKES! In Four Minute (1/17)
These are one of my favorite videos. Really. Favorite: Steak puns. That’s a rare medium well done.

Are Poor Countries Doomed (1/21)
The video that came calling. Myths... just it doesn't make sense. Incurably poor? You just want that.

The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! (1/24)
Gulf is nice. Florida is nice... kind of. Just avoid the bad parts. Farts and Naughty Professor... XXX?

Question Tuesday! TFIOS Movie Trailer, Penguin Knees, and Backflip (1/28)
Shanks? Movie trailer... Nile from the One Direction? I KNEW IT? No incomes? ENCORE!

In Depth Viewing of the TFiOS Trailer (1/31)
Brother competition. Trailer or Hank and the Tree? Hank and the Tree wins. Sorry John! Trailer is when I started disliking the book. Not that it would hurt you... Sensible viewing from Hank, though.

Should We Raise the Minimum Wage? (2/4)
I say yes. Raising the minimum wage is only way most American could get a living wage these days.

Kill All The Humans (2/7)
IT. IS. PEOPLE!!!!!! Should I feel bad for existing? I do not know. But I'm happy that I exist. I think.

A Middle Aged Man (2/11)
It's good??? Yes, because... now you remembered. Celebrity is bad? Okay, is it your defense?

Happy Third Chocolate Day! (2/14)
Romantic! Olympic was pretty good, everything around it... bad. That double win was cool. WOW! Commercials! Wha, every second! Seriously, do not complain about ads on web. Art Assignment!

18 Great Books You Probably Haven't Read (2/18)
You never done the book review... although, you might have read 18 books... being busy and all.

Ranting about Books (2/21)
Another Hank rant video. This always makes me laugh. Yeti has a YouTube channel? Weird.

John and Chris Meet in the Middle (2/25)
Chris Waters is actually really funny. He should be in YouTube. Also, Indianapolis is cool. 

The Cost of Fun (2/28)
Bookstore is really cool... also it's strange money doesn't correlate, Is it how it supposed to work... Also really funny, the diversity of book reading time by Nerdfighters... Two moths versus 4 hours!!!

Understanding Ukraine: The Problems Today and Some Historical Context (3/4)
Ukraine had so much glory... 20th century for them was not a good century. 21st doesn't seem either. Stalin was horrible... could be more that Hitler... Well, Baltic is far away by ideology... Euromadien!

Thoughts from a Cruise (3/7)
JoCo Cruise Crazy... Emphasis on the crazy. complexity to get back to simplicity... hm. Lake!!! 

Question Tuesday: TFIOS Movie, Existential Crises, and Symbolism (3/11)
No one's objective. Existential Crisis, Lifted Out! Doing projects. IndyCar is something. Symbolism!

Sexual Abuse, Consent, and Culture (3/14)
Response to first wave of allegations. Love is co-operation! All three has been done, by the way.

Is the American Dream Real? (3/18) 
"In New York anyone who can work can work" Aside camera! Danish Dream is little more scary... (That was a Hamlet reference.) Slovenia is mentioned a lot here. Innovation, though?

The Great Goose Migration (3/21)
Freezeout Lake! Land before Rocky Mountain. Garlic trick was crazy... Daylight is very stupid, yes.

I Gotta Go: Signing Off and Thinking about Inspiration (3/25)
Signing off and Ian Shoales is interesting. Only dogs can hear that high note. 

New Album, New Channels, New Fabric, New Internet Thing! (3/28)
Lot of update and little experiments. WE ARE BRINGING CULTURE TO YOUTUBE! $10 Sale, Hank Green and The Perfect Strangers "I want to make an internet thing!" Did not lasted long.

VELOCIRAPTORS (4/1)
Good choice, Henry. Montana, Mongolia same thing. brontosaurus? Go to Brain Scoop for more info.

Mass Incarceration in the US (4/4)
incarceration in America, THIS IS A INTRO... there's much more to talk like RACISM WITHIN!!! Just to tell you... people don't search for it... you should. That's what internet is here for. 

I Don't Even Know (4/8)
Good turn of phrase and pratfall! Also, John does the extra thing in prison for us. Thank you. Paperback is here as well... doing tour and other stuff. Organized small states! Unintentional rhyme.

What Boys Look For in Girls (4/11)
Very interesting perspective on this stuff. We’re crazy! Express Ourselves... Girls are not the photons that hit the corneas of boys. Great line and also that last song is from the new album.

Walking the Red Carpet: Thoughts from Los Angeles (4/15)
L.A. Times book festival is amazing and cool. Look at those screaming fans. Also book club!

What is The Oldest Song? (4/18)
Song from 3500 years ago... now on YouTube. YOLO? T-Shirt is awesome. 

Understanding the Central African Republic (4/22)
That also happen this year. I need to remember that. 

I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description) (4/25)
I do like this version better. The line flows better. F-word is usually awkward in a line.

Influence, Airports, and the Nerdfighter Book Club (4/29)
100 most influential person? Behind the Beautiful Forevers is very interesting.

Hank vs. Hank: The Net Neutrality Debate in 3 Minutes (5/2)
It work better in 2008. There's better video everywhere. 

TFIOS Movie Madness, Incongruent, and Headless Hotel People (5/6)
Thank you. TMNT for life, Partners in Health, for actual life. Tour was nuts... preferably cashews.

Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography (5/9)
Very predictive Harry Potter song... Vidcon and tour... It's touring season.

Perfect Puff and Endless Interviews: Touring and Hollywood Press Junkets (5/12)
Press Junket Interviews is just crazy... first-worldiest first-world problems... Repetitive. Community has never really been about us. An important quote to remember. 

The Myth of Greatness (5/15)
Your home contains amazing people who do amazing things... so, find them and support them.

Deserving (5/19)
Luck is a product of chaos and chaos rule us all. Yeah, I feel like a death metal junkie, but I'm not.

My Freakish Talent (5/23)
Miracle! We transcend our brain chemistry and create a code beyond the atoms...Spiritual! CENSUS!

ALL THE SHIRTS (and some paths to community) (5/27)
Support for the your country in the world cup (it was a crazy world cup.) So much support!!

Nerdfighteria Census 2014 Results! (5/30)
100,000 people. Lot of people... Rock stars and Subbable as well. Spend well. Levar Burton!!!!

The Fault in Our Stars Movie Premiere (6/4)
It's a important metaphor.. Blue carpet! Slightly fried? Even gone. Hey, there's a YETI!! Not bad.

Thoughts from the TFiOS Premiere! (6/7)
This is Hank's view... pretty different, I believe. Katherine is amazing. Interesting perspective.

Our Old Friend Complexity: Behind the Beautiful Forevers (6/10)
We continue with complexity... Diversity is nice. Luck is fun... and also very important. 

How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) (6/13)
Team Soggy versus Team Crunchy! Hank did the metaphor thing. Toaster Oven? Better to not... yes. How to avoid stress? I know! Unconsciousness.

Old. (6/17)
This is a very long winded story about a middle-age crisis and very funny injury and I like it.

Pre-History of Online Video (6/20)
OLD VIDEO is still really cool. Homestar Runner is amazing and I applaud the Chapman Bros. Also Neil Cicierega great and still great. Also Ze Frank pretty important in the story. Oooga-chaka... 

In Pursuit of Quiet (6/24)
loud-quiet is correct, quietest place must those place where you absorb all sound, and you can... no.

My Day Before VidCon (6/27)
Ah, I want his life! I don't know but that stress and work seems so tantalizing!!! I'm insane...

Why I Love Makeup (7/1)
I never really worn makeup, although I should because I have all these zits and pimples, but I feel like what John talks about rings true and that we should remove makeup from femininity.

13 Things to Know about Concerts (7/4)
Wear deodorants, and comfortable shoes. Finally, DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOOKING COOL!

The Future of Nerdfighteria (7/8)
Real Life is a close second... dragons are dinosaurs... kind of. FUN-draising and investment, Survey!! "I do not need any more potassium today, because that is bananas" is just a great line.

Touring with a Rock Band in 1,8X&,00B Simple Steps (7/11)
Splatinum! It's a very important element. thirty toof, it's very important number.

Exciting Announcements and Mosquito-Borne Illnesses (7/15)
Being excited in the bedroom... Arbovirus and Chikungunya, nasty stuff... Pulitzer Prize??? What?

EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! (7/18)
Favorite punishment? Tie between Hankroll and the Frog-hopper actually. That was fun.

Ambiguous Victories and Real Progress: Behind the Beautiful Forevers (7/22)
I need to read a book or something similar to comment on this.

Towering Mountains of Ignorance (7/25)
Thought is not knowledge. Guess are useful... Not tie your opinions to your concept of self. Socrates?

Listen: Thoughts from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia (7/29)
We need to create a in-grown system rather than impose the system that work for some other people. OUR world is also VERY LITERALLY their world... probably the core of my principle.

PUNISHMENT OF PAIN AND SCIENCE! (8/1)
"THIS IS UNPLEASANT, RUN AWAY!" Feel the burn! All the pains! Capsaicin tricky! Why... Denver the last dinosaur, he's my friend and a whole lot more.

Happy Esther Day! (8/3)
Day all about Philadelphia but not Philly, because it's about brotherly love? The other three love...

Who Owns a Monkey's Selfie? And a Song About Meningitis! (8/8)
No punishment because hospitalization... Hank Show? Stop, John, stop. YAY fair use!

EBOLA! (...meningitis) (8/11)
Fact: you know meningitis is more deadly in the US than EBOLA? In fact, JOHN got from the US!

The Bizarre State of Copyright (8/14)
Content ID is just amazing and also problematic! That's how legal thing are supposed to work, right? It's an utilitarian solution, it's wrong for both parties but it make both parties happy to a certain extant

Baby Names: Thoughts from Rural Ethiopia (8/17)
All human lives have equal value. Women's Health Army. STATISTICS! Helicopter!

Kidneys, LlamaJohn, Frankenstein, Back to School, and The Nerdfighter Online Video Workshop!
(8/22) <- Hey why's that here? Also Who likes the little, little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chick-a-quack-quack. Sorry, YAY! video workshop! And here's the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Food Is Weird: Understanding Agriculture in the Developing World (8/26)
Food is weird, it's wildly dependent on nature especially in the third world areas and also other stuff.

What's the Difference Between A and Z (8/29)
Extra information: C: Colleges, in some countries, are equivalent to middle schools!!! So don't be confused... E: British is a very confusing subject especially at the time posted... you know referendum. Basically the corundum comes to what you mean by British, do you mean Britain in terms of the United Kingdom or the island that's Great Britain  or The British Isles (which doesn't make sense to me), and to some extant, Irish, depending on what you mean by Irish, do you mean The island of Ireland or Eire, as they call it, or the nationality of Ireland, the country, or the ethnicity of Irish... like Irish-Americans and sorts. See it's complicated. G: (Since Hank skipped it) What's the Difference between gelato and ice cream? Gelato is made with whole milk and not, you guessed it, cream. J: Of course in Britain, Jam is both what we call Jam and Jelly in the US and Jelly is what we called Jellos. Because trademarks. N: A NAS (Network Attached Storage) device delivers storage to clients over a IP network (ethernet). A SAN (Storage Area Network) is a usually large storage device that delivers to clients over fiber channel (not IP network). But SAN information could be delivered to an ethernet cord, so yeah... P: Peanut butter is creamy or crunch and Jelly is tangy.  U: Uber and Lyft, I think uber is you driving someone else's car and Lyft is you driving someone else... right? Z: Ah, two countries separated by a common language...

MORTIFICATION (9/2)
Wow. There has been in a thousand... Share pictures that you wish to remain private... hmm... I see.

REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! (9/5)
Nic Cage and also people were less angry than the real announcement. Unironic enthusiasm? Gigigigi

Going to College (in Ethiopia) (9/9)
Need to fact-check and also it's true... For fun and for school? Ah, nostalgia. "What is real life??". Real life is complexity. And I like it.

Hanging with High School Hank (9/12)
Hank is finally MOVING! Jeff! I was into abs, apparently. I was a mascot in my high-school. It's a lost art! "2018: find the Loch Ness Monster." John's signature was totally different then.

It's Question Tuesday! Cheesy Jokes, Paper Towns Movie, and Dinosaur Butt Brains (9/16)
Brilliant acting!!! It might happen. John, Green! Right? Metaphorically dead. Success? Happy socks!

The Oculus Rift is Freakin Me Out (9/19)
New house and new channel! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BATHROOM?! No ink... Physics Girl!

Bill Gates and John Green Discuss Agriculture (9/22)
People question the leftover crop and hybrid crop with the patents.. sorry, I don't what I'm talking.

Looking Away (9/23)
Water. Water. One of the ancient elements and also something so weird and so precious.

Gettin' Real with Hank (9/26)
So much stuff and so weird with luck. Surveys are fun! Tell me what to do! Democracy! Giant balls!

Bill Gates and John Green Discuss Progress (9/29)
This is more happy... sometime, technology is unexpected.

Keeping it EVEN REALER (9/30)
Don't make this a competition. Problems of extreme, extreme privilege. More and less!

Hong Kong Protests Explained (10/3)
99 year lease... in hindsight, very funny! Immigration? Crazy with the control! Corruption... Shopping excursions? Inevitable. Chief Executive, like the City of London. Weird story...

I Kind of Hate Batman (10/7)
People are little angry about this argument. And how it's wrong? Catwoman is cool, though.

I Kinda AM Batman (10/10)
Like First-past-the-post voting creating the spolier effect? Comic, where interesting things happen.

A Minor Crisis (10/14)
Most complicated pleasures of being wrong. Nearly same... $45,000 start! LfA for 10 years! HANK! OOOOOOHHHH! Burn! Walking Dead Burn! Burn and going to be disliked. John's such a troll.

MY FACE ON A BUS (10/17)
Hollywood, Roosevelt Hotel! Hank is just going for this, though! WOW! Mainstream?

Ebola: What IS Terrifying (10/21)
The things that seems far away is affect us in a real way and vice versa. It's a scary thing.

#Octothorpe - A Symbolistic Journey (10/24)
This is for a single joke. It's again worth it. Yeah, a strange sign and a strange story with it.

The Paper Towns Movie IS HERE! (10/28)
Halston Sage! Jaz Sinclair is also really nice. Ben paid $100? Happy ending!

Ten Terrible Reason to not Vote (and two good ones) (10/31)
It happens. But please vote... and no one voted this election and now we're stuck with ugh...

Mustaches and Movies: Day One of Paper Towns (11/4)
Feels just like Orlando in April. Wyck Godfrey is crazy. Movie set crier... in both ways.

New Crash Course and Pizzamas! (11/7)
Google kickstart but the audience started to giving money. PBS is doing connection. Other Things???

The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 (11/10)
Yay, 4:30! Limited edition! Phantom of Hielbronn is really just funny and really embarrassing.

Lacey and Angela Question Tuesday: Pizzamas Day 2 (11/11)
Great answer... I bet Nat could do.. four. John and green, again? Oh, that's good too! Oh...

The History of Pizza John! (11/12)
Officially feel weird. Official emoji combination. Left behind? Tears... Bee and Puppycat, Good. nerdfighter badge? Why is Pizza John? We just want more!! A lot weirder...

The History of Pizza and the History of John: Pizzamas Day 4 (11/13)
Grapefruit is the new meme now. None pizza with left beef.  Christopher Columbus, good for Europe and Americas... Dangerously delicious? Dessert pizza is great! Nathan? Margherita, nice!

A Surprise Relationship Between John and Hank! (11/14)
Tiny disk! Stars don't actually twinkle.  Slow and Steady Loses the Race But Who Cares As Long As You're Not Dead. Diphthongs John, you and I have the same name!

Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 (11/17)
Corn is crazy... Improvement in the pointing game! But I have a chair. Green screens!

How to Never Feel Embarrassed Again (11/18)
Embarrassed and confidence. This is basically, Hank's thought on mistakes. Moving on up! The dates

The Future of the Project for Awesome: Pizzamas Day 8 (11/19)
Jupiter, serious... or not. Project for Nat. Creepy abandoned building of comments. Favorite time!! Oh, it's a bathroom! Oh, it's quite lovely.

Announcing VidCon 2015! (11/20)
Love the song and vidcon, too. Really awesome changes... I'm very excited for this.

The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown (11/21)
John is just done. Model face... Just the kind of environment. Cool.

Tyler, Ingrid, Troye, Hannah, Mandy, Jenn, and Rosianna Visit Paper Towns (11/25)
Question for everyone... No 42, ashamed. What??? Slowly dying. Friends?

Global Health and Human Hair: What the Vlogbrothers are Thankful For (11/28)
Deepest, darkest Friday... I have miscalculated again? But he's keeping it! Sounds hard! Signing... "I'm gonna grow into this." John really like signing!

What You Eat Of Those You Love (12/2)
Norovirus party of 2014... where everyone just got norovirus... Good. Very dangerous balance...

A Brief History of Homestar Runner (12/6)
Ryder has grown so much... SO much! I'm crying. Again, Homestar Runner!

I'm Home! Time to Get Ready for the 2014 Project for Awesome (12/8)
More extra video! There has been a lot of extra videos... pretty cool. Also P4A!

Question Tuesday with Cara Delevingne of Paper Towns (12/9)
You know? A face touch... Someone is gonna draw that. Very nutritious. Good morning and goodbye

NONSENSE: P4A 2014 - Partners in Health (12/12)
This is really nice ad for Partners in Health and this is a very important charity...

Jelly Face, Sharpie Face, Peanut Butter Face, and Mummy Dancers: The 2014 Project for Awesome (12/16) <- This happened again. Also P4A sickness 2014... not again. Not again. Sarah appears fully.

BUTFARTMAN Is Coming To Town! (12/19)
All that moment, it's silly and yeah, just stuff! Also, not appearing because P4A sickness 2014.

Agloe, New York (12/23)
So this is the story of Agloe, New York. A weird story of fiction reality.

The Best and Worst of 2014 (12/26)
This was a year that we should have had. There is many hate and stuff but this year's important.

Racism in the United States: By the Numbers (12/31)
So, we end with this. A grand overview of racism in US. This I feel like is the progress that we had in 2014. That's good. I think this year was a trans-formative year and yeah...