My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!)
This is one of the most watched videos in this series. I don't why, but the story is quite powerful. Perhaps the video was featured? I don't have the exact date, but maybe that's why?
Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15
Daniel and Bree does a spoof. Coriolis effect and nice debunking there. Daniel can do that thing too!
The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)
This is the Anna Karenia principle and Jared Diamond is... well, CGP Grey has a video on it.
Daniel The Neanderthal
The shot is actually quite professional placed... and this the last part of the series, so there's that.
What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?
There's a sense that Bree is acting in a certain way, but not like she's an actress acting, but she's acting all sweet and cuddly because she's in front of the camera. That candle thing did pique my interest...
(Add Poe Hinder Vilification)
Ignore this video, this is for ARG and also the plot comes in way later in the series.
What Bree's Dad Said...
What with that summer camp? And the religion? This is getting interesting. It's nicely built up.
Me, Religion, and Daniel :(
This is really uncomfortable. It's really good way to add this weirdness to the story that will flourish.
I Probably Shouldn't Post This...
Camera Angle is... weird. Like where it supposed to be, and also this is quite intimate. The title is quite right... and also like this is very reminiscent of other things that happened here for 10 years.
Mysteries of My Past... REVEALED!
This is the New Zealand backdrop... um, little risky in a sense. Mentioning New Zealand would be very easy to find Jessica Rose... I mean at this point though the guys are giving away. Interesting that she moved to Nottinghamshire. It's not a bad place actually. maybe it was Russia?
A Peace Offering (and P. Monkey Boogies)
The story is fake I think, this is Greg's first outing. Really it's the first time the fiction is presented... And it's a more nicely paced video, it's more confident in directing as well... yeah, I could dig it.
To Hell With Bree’s Dad (yeah!)
Daniel's video really creates this new thing that web can do to a certain extent, which is play security and different parts of the plot converge with each other as you feel like you are more invested...
I'm Really, Really, Really Excited!
Seems like the plot fizzled too quickly, but hey they are teenagers. Hiking trip plot too? Man...
Friday, July 22, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Lonelygirl15: In the Beginning...
(Okay, so I saw that new video... and I decided to review the old and new series concurrently, there will be a post as the news series progress. Thanks... and HOLY WHAT????)
First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails - The first video is designed to awkward and well... first vlog-ish. As I see it now, it's almost sure that it's a fake, but also that fakeness pushes the video to the other side of someone who is just very nervous and rambles and just have to mentioned her favorite YouTubers.
The narrative is also quite nicely set. The person focuses on the town first rather than herself, establishing that the community will be a focus in the story, and it's not going to be personal.
The Gnarls Barkley song is alluded in the first Vlogbrothers video, a clear homage to this series... and it really feels like the people got the aesthetics down... any doubt I have dissipates here...
Purple Monkey - By the second video, the staging the vlog becomes clearer... the camera is set-up quite nicely and actress tends forgo the sixteen-year old personality a bit here and there.
The video introduces The Purple Monkey but lingers quite a lot and it's almost like she's getting bored of this vlog thing, even though it's her second. I guess it fits with the context, but also feels like the writers are deliberately spacing out the introduction... (This is handy in Lizzie Bennet Diaries)
School Work in Summer... BLECHH!!!
A nice work here... this introduces Daniel and also interactivity and overall nice. The weird textbook here should be a real strong clue to some fiction-building and I can't believe no one caught it! Great selection of music... I guess they were music producers. Twice the size... how's that... whatever.
The Danielbeast
Lot of short cuts. The interaction probably would have sold a lot of people. Australia and New Zealand in the comment, dropping hints to the real whereabouts and also to quell accent?
My Comments Were Deleted
Sorry, nothing to see here. Carry on.
Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.
So... this is the next phase... obviously. You know the crew had a blast shooting the video. Lip-sync video were the norm in 2006, then the copyright people came in... although with ContentID, people could make a resurgence... indeed I guess Smash Dubs is the return. Brookers and Smosh made few
My Parents Suck...
Now, there's conflict! Certain beliefs... we get the religion thing going here... plot picks up nicely!
Daniel Responds
This editing trick is really... thriller-y? Also, kind of pulling the audience to dig deeper. Nice work.
Daniel Returns, and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
Now, that's a weird sound. And a song. It's Turtles all the way down... one of my favorite stories. Obviously, Discworld has a good interpretation. Surely not Professor Calculus smart!
Proving Science Wrong!
This is fun series, full of geeky turns and twists. I mean it has some impetus. Brian Greene is fun, too.
My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!
As the wiki says, the first thing to say in this is how professional the video seemed. Like they were going for music video style days of yore, but there's still something that make this... professional. It's almost like they are breaking away pretense and giving a breather for end of first arc.
Boy Problems…
This is kind of a first serious video for this series and again contrast from the previous video and the further clue in the comments below gives a good indication of the fake nature, or least dramatic.
Girl Problems...
Is he a good friend? Did they just met? What's the motivation here? I starting to think Daniel is badly written... Is it the actor? Maybe, to a certain extent. But it really comes to background and motivation.
He Said, She Said
Again, nicely done video... this will end this section of the program. Join us in the next post.
First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails - The first video is designed to awkward and well... first vlog-ish. As I see it now, it's almost sure that it's a fake, but also that fakeness pushes the video to the other side of someone who is just very nervous and rambles and just have to mentioned her favorite YouTubers.
The narrative is also quite nicely set. The person focuses on the town first rather than herself, establishing that the community will be a focus in the story, and it's not going to be personal.
The Gnarls Barkley song is alluded in the first Vlogbrothers video, a clear homage to this series... and it really feels like the people got the aesthetics down... any doubt I have dissipates here...
Purple Monkey - By the second video, the staging the vlog becomes clearer... the camera is set-up quite nicely and actress tends forgo the sixteen-year old personality a bit here and there.
The video introduces The Purple Monkey but lingers quite a lot and it's almost like she's getting bored of this vlog thing, even though it's her second. I guess it fits with the context, but also feels like the writers are deliberately spacing out the introduction... (This is handy in Lizzie Bennet Diaries)
School Work in Summer... BLECHH!!!
A nice work here... this introduces Daniel and also interactivity and overall nice. The weird textbook here should be a real strong clue to some fiction-building and I can't believe no one caught it! Great selection of music... I guess they were music producers. Twice the size... how's that... whatever.
The Danielbeast
Lot of short cuts. The interaction probably would have sold a lot of people. Australia and New Zealand in the comment, dropping hints to the real whereabouts and also to quell accent?
My Comments Were Deleted
Sorry, nothing to see here. Carry on.
Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.
So... this is the next phase... obviously. You know the crew had a blast shooting the video. Lip-sync video were the norm in 2006, then the copyright people came in... although with ContentID, people could make a resurgence... indeed I guess Smash Dubs is the return. Brookers and Smosh made few
My Parents Suck...
Now, there's conflict! Certain beliefs... we get the religion thing going here... plot picks up nicely!
Daniel Responds
This editing trick is really... thriller-y? Also, kind of pulling the audience to dig deeper. Nice work.
Daniel Returns, and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
Now, that's a weird sound. And a song. It's Turtles all the way down... one of my favorite stories. Obviously, Discworld has a good interpretation. Surely not Professor Calculus smart!
Proving Science Wrong!
This is fun series, full of geeky turns and twists. I mean it has some impetus. Brian Greene is fun, too.
My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!
As the wiki says, the first thing to say in this is how professional the video seemed. Like they were going for music video style days of yore, but there's still something that make this... professional. It's almost like they are breaking away pretense and giving a breather for end of first arc.
Boy Problems…
This is kind of a first serious video for this series and again contrast from the previous video and the further clue in the comments below gives a good indication of the fake nature, or least dramatic.
Girl Problems...
Is he a good friend? Did they just met? What's the motivation here? I starting to think Daniel is badly written... Is it the actor? Maybe, to a certain extent. But it really comes to background and motivation.
He Said, She Said
Again, nicely done video... this will end this section of the program. Join us in the next post.
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Lonelygirl15: The Overture
Hello, Welcome part 3 (I guess) of the YouTube Ten-Year Rewind series, and we're looking at the scandal and the series that followed which jump-started the vlogging web series concept...
But first, prelude.
Paytotheorderofofof vs. Dinosaur - Strangely the story is Paytotheorderofofof seems to be more visceral than the story we're following today...
YouTubers Secret Language - Apparently the first two vlogs were made before the actress was picked to begin the actual series. Seems like they wanted to make the ball rolling...
Misdirected. Lost Visual in the Burn Out
Sparks Are Flying
3-2-1 Contact
These are OpAphid videos that came before the series started. The videos are private now, and you don't need it to progress the series. This is really sidetrack of the main series with a different director and everything. But I am putting the Wiki article for completeness sake.
Well, That was pretty short. Let's get on with the series.
But first, prelude.
Paytotheorderofofof vs. Dinosaur - Strangely the story is Paytotheorderofofof seems to be more visceral than the story we're following today...
YouTubers Secret Language - Apparently the first two vlogs were made before the actress was picked to begin the actual series. Seems like they wanted to make the ball rolling...
Misdirected. Lost Visual in the Burn Out
Sparks Are Flying
3-2-1 Contact
These are OpAphid videos that came before the series started. The videos are private now, and you don't need it to progress the series. This is really sidetrack of the main series with a different director and everything. But I am putting the Wiki article for completeness sake.
Well, That was pretty short. Let's get on with the series.
Friday, April 29, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 12
Thank you for reading this... thing, I guess. If not... I'm fine with that.
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (Feb 25) - That was super tight, got the clothes. All that monitors. Godfather backscreen? Going to the Oscars! Vlogging! Samsung project and 360 camera... YES! Travelling by air to prepare... It's the 88th... there we go. One bag, two bag... I don't have socks. Experiencing a delay... to JFK. Just lay down, get comfortable... off to dreamland. Thanks. No one! Taking off. Earlier was a lie, I guess. Still no people. Bond + Asylum... Trying out newest products... 360 camera in the red carpet. Dramatic... from the future. Very exciting couple of days...
FEELING iT!!! (Feb 26) - To the pool with the drone. Soon. Paul? Getting credential. Leo badge? Red carpet plus white plastic. SO narrow. Super Bowl? Important interview, Gold leaf? Very secretive badge. Super open, which is amazing. Boosted in LA! After gnarly LA. Less fun w/o boost. JEROME JARRE... crazy man. Bed is for soft men? The Vine Mansion! 1600 Vine. Hyper-lapse!
INSANE SUPERFAN! (Feb 27) - Crib? Chris the stranger... Oh my gad... You do need a badge... All the variable. Ron Jeremy? Sun Roof? Fire lane... Pardon me. Haircut, live performance with Roman? Secret entrance... the knuckleheads. What the hell is going? That's not true. Intermission green room. Casey, Casey, Casey... trying to help him out there... Real cozy seats... Ooh, fade out.
CRASHING THE OSCARS (Feb 28) - Actual model, by the way. Jelly make thing beautiful. Is that a man bun? Candace promotion. That's a cool car. Floating couch. Quick picture. That's the blimp. Stupidly early. Look at this situation. First one at the Oscars? Look at that food! I lost the babysitter. There's Sophie Turner. So close and so far away. Oscars of Pizza. Almost a meal. Heading to the seat. SO FAR AWAY... I rather watch TV. Videos and seat filler. Trouble mission. Backstage access. Favorite celebrity. Back at the backstage. Interloper. Casey is so happy! Great place to be...
NO MORE Hotel Room Service (Feb 29) - Lost the connection. All that coffee. Taking the fresh air. M&M for sustenance. He'll get the hint. Next time, fancy hotel room. Aggressive elevator. Luzu takes Casey to the beach. Penny board? He got a boosted board! Twelve seconds later... oh no. Trash can? Boosted brothers. Lana is vlogging. Triple bleep! That worked out nicely. Action sequence. Flight is in three hours. What a wonderful couple. Flight is 9:30??? Just lovely, last one on the flight?
i'm a male model (Mar 1) - 5:37 back on NYC. Most sleep in a week. Kosciuszko. Photo shoot. Take it for the vlog. Awesome hair... Ready for the Oscars again. What is the noise? Return to Q&A... Back cover. Skateboard... okay, let's figure it out... They cut the scene. This is their special moment. MY KIDS LOVE... cool! I tried. Stallone should have won. Best YouTuber category. The Music is absolutely real... carry two phones. Stealth fighter. MAD MAX YES. Actress in a line, like always.
HE'S HERE!! (Mar 2) - Crazy busy, but nothing done but chocolate. Audio port is continuing. Drake is messing with your sound. Neverending construction and food. Taller than I am. No one sqaure... borderline child abuse? Routine checkup. I am so sorry... 15 feet ladder, off the building. Francine can't open packages. That's a bear. Cool Joe and the wood. Nice bag. From September. Custom legos. Smoked bacon brittle??? Say it again. This is absurd. Did you see the letter. Thank you!
SHE FLEW OFF THE BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 3) - Creative, accurate. Supreme. United Nation, how do you forget that? Little late to the UN. General... without skateboard. This is the building... All the kids holding the camera. Should have been a disaster, Levied Sanction. Sara falling. No cable. That ding. This is order. USB hub! All of those needs to be... GONE. For boosted, bikes and couch!
MiNi CUSTOM SUNGLASSES RING?!?!! (Mar 4) - Lost driver's license. Candice is psyched. Francine is walking by the weekend. Close, but no cigar. Here's the next train. Not stopping. WRONG SUBWAY! Stuck and snow again. OSCAR, YOU HAVE A RINGER RINGING IN 4 DAYS... FROM THE ENTIRE FLOOR. That's a strong battery, apparently. Taking all the stuff. Breaking in... SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORCHES. Look up! Any excuse... one million rings.
I BUILT IT!!! (Mar 5) - Still ringing. Little one to breakfast. Balancing job. Camera in cell phone booth... Deconstructed... most destroyed. ROOM IN THE BACK. Opaque projector. MM projector. That's a play button. Molding. Good progress. Chip, chip, chip it away. Great time-lapse. NO CGI!!! ONE HOUR DATE NIGHT. All about packaging. Going to be packed. Double date? Ice cream!
HUGE FACEBOOK (Mar 6) - Big dinosaur. To uptown! 14th Street. This is the planetarium. Suggested donation? All that diorama. Special relationship. Painting a virtual that is physical. Nothing physical. Hard to olly a longboard. CAN YOU HELP ME? Placeholder. Feng Shui stuff. Full bar? Mirror gives depth. Little bit of food poisoning. Beat up all day. DAY EIGHT!!!
FIRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 7) - Is renovation is boring? Getting all the things... Here's the outside. Unbelievably lovely day. No plugs? Different neighborhood. Do you know how to skateboard... looking forward. Look at him. He did alright. Lucky charms marshmallow. Lighting. Meeting, they sat on the couch. VERY SICK. I feel fantastic right now! Running tomorrow.
i tried, I FAILED (Mar 8) - Run feels good. Baby doctor... Heavy traffic, Candice A GOOD MOM. Everything wrong, spoiled Francine! Video experiment. Complete half--- Spin it around. Bullet cam! Maybe it will work. Precision... nah. Adjusting... what? 20,000 notification. Owning up situation. Get the mean boy all the gifts. Sort of works. Rope around neck. Talk from Switzerland. Great handle. ABYSMAL FAILURE. Baby doctor - junk food no more. no nighttime activity.
I DID IT!!! (Mar 9) - Few days, preview of Summer. Everybody so happy. Crash to cop car. Employee dinner. Rough night. Disheveled. Lunch outside. Congratulation? Primary colors. Uoooh. Nice shot. Entire street blocked. Be good, Marlon. Thank you, Jeff? Exhausting. All that stuff!!!
I Was Photographed for PLAYBOY! (Mar 10) - Photo shoot. I offered. Bringing his son to Playboy? That's just stupid. Chinatown photo studio. Photo team + Owen. Shooting outside. Pretending. Collarbone on boosted board? First time for playboy? That was... last shoot. Very dirty. Going on the roof. That was very risky. Pretty good shot. Flirt with photo assistant? Jack's stern goodbye. DRASTIC MEASURE. That's a song reference. Boosted board to heliport. That's JFK! I love that... DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! Eggplant Parmesan. Full of bread. What's up. Another flight.
NOW I HAVE FOUR!!! (Mar 11) - We're in AUSTIN. Have a good day. SXSW, Samsung panel. Another VR movie. That's kind of it. Snacks for SXSW... specially built. Filming the surrounding. This does all that. Soak it in. I need a horse. No motor, no fun. WHY BOOSTED BOARD! I think we have number four. Get up the hill! Odyssey! Fully charged. Walking around the street. Camera rolling. Watching Spanish soap opera. Weird eyes. WE GOT PERMISSION. Million parties.
SHE GOT THE HELICOPTER!!!! (Mar 12) - New trick. Get beautiful shot. Really questioning. THAT IS A BIG DRONE. You are not a flier. Whole lot of shoot. IT'S SO BIG, almost touching. Such a fun shoot, VR panel. Return to food. Helicopter people. Green room. Prepare = eating snacks. Owning VR. Sam's futuristic bike. Texas BBQ. Twelve-hour badge. Two hour sleep. Very late. !!!!!
OMG We Actually DID IT! (Mar 13) - To the heliport. Drone to helicopter! First helicopter shot. Try something like fun! This is like behind the scenes. Our timing sucks. Can we... oh, we done it already. Back to the drone shot. Perfect six star, 54 minutes. Back to NYC. United First is terrible.
IT FINALLY CAME!!! (Mar 14) - Francine can walk now. Back at 75%. You were obsessive. Challenging and horrible. Cape Town flight. Ambien! More like western Africa. Entirely freaking... PHANTOM 4 is out here. Bring this to South Africa? More suitcase. Bank, beme hat! Rich Pink. Random search, every single time. She is walking now. WISH US LUCK.
Incredible FIRST CLASS Seats!! (Mar 15) - Fourth glass of champagne. Good jacket. AWWWW... This is London and six hour layover. She's up crying. Heathrow is a labyrinth. There's the lounge. Fighting with everyone. British Airways is the best! Pilot is above them? She was SCREAMING. That's Table Mountain. Totally worth the five years of saving travel miles. WE HAVE ARRIVED.
PHANTOM 4 DRONE GREATEST FEATURE!!! (Mar 16) - ZERO SHIRTS. Every minute count. Latest and greatest in drone technology. Candice running away. Woah. How far away. Very hot. World's worst drone pilot. Spying on neighbors. That's some car. Comprehensive... review DJI4... Pretty sure it's fine. Look at that. (Hands across the sky...) LOW POWER. Could make great friends. Conclusive reviewed... AWESOME. Just google it. Twist and pull. Fits in a small bag.
She Wants a Facelift.. seriously (Mar 17) - Flowerpot of water. Going to the museum. I FORGOT THE BLADES!!! Well, let's go inside the museum. Big tortoise. Smile Candice is... unpleasing. Little nature hike. All that clouds. Ligament issue. Knee feels good. Behind-the-scene shot. Need to perform. Going down with the drone. Very drone heavy... this is a apology? No, here's the top. Flying lawnmower. Candice is very different in South Africa??? Bunch of belts. That face. Rest of dinner.
This Was HER IDEA.. (Mar 18) - Nowhere to escape. Ridiculously beautiful. Exercise and photo. Wrong side of the road... Yeah, South Africa drives on the left!!! THAT's a exercise class. Favorite. JUNE??? Borrowing cash. 75 degrees and freezing. I just realized that driving on the left makes more sense because on the road view away will be left to right, instead of right to left. Forward movement. Look at the BLUE TRAIN! That's a convicted paedo... Over the rainbow bridge. Heavy seesaw... Where's Dolly? Fast Googler. Alone on the train. Rock climbing. You better not drop her. NO -mom. How are going to get down... Take the camera. TWO STORY POOL JUMP,
Romantic Night (Mar 19) - Highlight of last day? Family trip. And gas. What a joker. Wonderful drive to the beach. There's a penguin. Poop in bathing suit. Boulders. Not too long. That's a penguin. Cheers. Marriage test, car key. Act of God of lost car key. Absolutely incredible. Everywhere closed. HUGE ROCKS... All that rocks is perfect... and warm. Great drone shots. Double.
Surfing with GREAT WHITE SHARKS (Mar 20) - Half a day today! Surfing! Nice video scrubbing. Interesting smell. Videorise. Blue cheese and sock. Muizenberg, Indian and Sharkey Great White. Stop complaining. Nice drone shot. Tendency for American. I DO NOT KNOW. Shark repellent stickers? BLACK FLAG... He was not messing with me. End with a drone flight. Definitely on drugs, that's the most scary thing in this place. Living for the airport. Not bummed except Francine. Candice is sad... unconvincingly. She only has her mom. Flying blue.
this is the BEST AIRPLANE SEAT!!! (Mar 21) - Best night of sleep. Who's TIM? Police situation, on the wrong plane. Weirdest shower sound. Now we have both seats. Delete two clips... because that's what you do... or something. Back in the city. Latest and greatest. Let's get excited? Ooooh. They have the second one! Local camera stores delivers. Low-light is much better. So empty.
WE'RE MOVING!!! (Mar 22) - Dada... Super Quick message in Brussels, Istanbul, Ivory Coast. React by doing the best you can do... Good old NYC run in this vlog. Slo-mo drop. Really cold. New door monitor. New red box location. Backward, weird hole. Was that a elevator? More drone shots. Last Q & A for this series. NYC/SA... Jack? Lot of discouragement. Arabic and Mandarin is good. Vlog is an afterthought. Punctuation! No. Never. WE'RE MOVING! That shot was cinematic. Four time the current commute, it's okay. That's an eye. World's greatest peephole. Movie in Midtown. Thousand people outside. Going the secret way... April 1 opening date. Roman's new movie.
Socially Awkward (Mar 23) - InStyle German. Where's Dean? No dinghy. Two hands. Drone + Booster... This majestic shot. Great mail time transition. 25 pack gummy bears. Yanking teeth. Colonel Blimp, interesting. Nutella and Cat... Next year? Weird package. Small glasses. Unnecessary. Dean finished his renovation. Nice cut. Gratuitous drone sequence. First spring day. Wet skating. Social, juicy couture and nice invite. WELL, I AM PRESS... Launching... Very nice to meet you.
1 trick to 2.5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS (Mar 24) - Why is this start of Year 2? This is the end of year 1... well, I think he's skipping. Huge viral hits. 2 Million for a year, just every day vlog. Catalyst. I can run for President... I feel old. Bike and big deal... I gave up on that... Xavier Anderson. New apartment. Hugest deal. Three month sublet. One and a half block. Construction worker. Break in. Great pizza and uptown. Single Room Occupancy. Little baby... you just survive in the city. Happening, it's Candice's apartment. IT'S MY LEASE! Bigger and scarier mountain. Moving crisis. We saw 10 Cloverfield Lane... very good movie. Sleeping on the floor with Owen. SAD!
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (Feb 25) - That was super tight, got the clothes. All that monitors. Godfather backscreen? Going to the Oscars! Vlogging! Samsung project and 360 camera... YES! Travelling by air to prepare... It's the 88th... there we go. One bag, two bag... I don't have socks. Experiencing a delay... to JFK. Just lay down, get comfortable... off to dreamland. Thanks. No one! Taking off. Earlier was a lie, I guess. Still no people. Bond + Asylum... Trying out newest products... 360 camera in the red carpet. Dramatic... from the future. Very exciting couple of days...
FEELING iT!!! (Feb 26) - To the pool with the drone. Soon. Paul? Getting credential. Leo badge? Red carpet plus white plastic. SO narrow. Super Bowl? Important interview, Gold leaf? Very secretive badge. Super open, which is amazing. Boosted in LA! After gnarly LA. Less fun w/o boost. JEROME JARRE... crazy man. Bed is for soft men? The Vine Mansion! 1600 Vine. Hyper-lapse!
INSANE SUPERFAN! (Feb 27) - Crib? Chris the stranger... Oh my gad... You do need a badge... All the variable. Ron Jeremy? Sun Roof? Fire lane... Pardon me. Haircut, live performance with Roman? Secret entrance... the knuckleheads. What the hell is going? That's not true. Intermission green room. Casey, Casey, Casey... trying to help him out there... Real cozy seats... Ooh, fade out.
CRASHING THE OSCARS (Feb 28) - Actual model, by the way. Jelly make thing beautiful. Is that a man bun? Candace promotion. That's a cool car. Floating couch. Quick picture. That's the blimp. Stupidly early. Look at this situation. First one at the Oscars? Look at that food! I lost the babysitter. There's Sophie Turner. So close and so far away. Oscars of Pizza. Almost a meal. Heading to the seat. SO FAR AWAY... I rather watch TV. Videos and seat filler. Trouble mission. Backstage access. Favorite celebrity. Back at the backstage. Interloper. Casey is so happy! Great place to be...
NO MORE Hotel Room Service (Feb 29) - Lost the connection. All that coffee. Taking the fresh air. M&M for sustenance. He'll get the hint. Next time, fancy hotel room. Aggressive elevator. Luzu takes Casey to the beach. Penny board? He got a boosted board! Twelve seconds later... oh no. Trash can? Boosted brothers. Lana is vlogging. Triple bleep! That worked out nicely. Action sequence. Flight is in three hours. What a wonderful couple. Flight is 9:30??? Just lovely, last one on the flight?
i'm a male model (Mar 1) - 5:37 back on NYC. Most sleep in a week. Kosciuszko. Photo shoot. Take it for the vlog. Awesome hair... Ready for the Oscars again. What is the noise? Return to Q&A... Back cover. Skateboard... okay, let's figure it out... They cut the scene. This is their special moment. MY KIDS LOVE... cool! I tried. Stallone should have won. Best YouTuber category. The Music is absolutely real... carry two phones. Stealth fighter. MAD MAX YES. Actress in a line, like always.
HE'S HERE!! (Mar 2) - Crazy busy, but nothing done but chocolate. Audio port is continuing. Drake is messing with your sound. Neverending construction and food. Taller than I am. No one sqaure... borderline child abuse? Routine checkup. I am so sorry... 15 feet ladder, off the building. Francine can't open packages. That's a bear. Cool Joe and the wood. Nice bag. From September. Custom legos. Smoked bacon brittle??? Say it again. This is absurd. Did you see the letter. Thank you!
SHE FLEW OFF THE BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 3) - Creative, accurate. Supreme. United Nation, how do you forget that? Little late to the UN. General... without skateboard. This is the building... All the kids holding the camera. Should have been a disaster, Levied Sanction. Sara falling. No cable. That ding. This is order. USB hub! All of those needs to be... GONE. For boosted, bikes and couch!
MiNi CUSTOM SUNGLASSES RING?!?!! (Mar 4) - Lost driver's license. Candice is psyched. Francine is walking by the weekend. Close, but no cigar. Here's the next train. Not stopping. WRONG SUBWAY! Stuck and snow again. OSCAR, YOU HAVE A RINGER RINGING IN 4 DAYS... FROM THE ENTIRE FLOOR. That's a strong battery, apparently. Taking all the stuff. Breaking in... SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORCHES. Look up! Any excuse... one million rings.
I BUILT IT!!! (Mar 5) - Still ringing. Little one to breakfast. Balancing job. Camera in cell phone booth... Deconstructed... most destroyed. ROOM IN THE BACK. Opaque projector. MM projector. That's a play button. Molding. Good progress. Chip, chip, chip it away. Great time-lapse. NO CGI!!! ONE HOUR DATE NIGHT. All about packaging. Going to be packed. Double date? Ice cream!
HUGE FACEBOOK (Mar 6) - Big dinosaur. To uptown! 14th Street. This is the planetarium. Suggested donation? All that diorama. Special relationship. Painting a virtual that is physical. Nothing physical. Hard to olly a longboard. CAN YOU HELP ME? Placeholder. Feng Shui stuff. Full bar? Mirror gives depth. Little bit of food poisoning. Beat up all day. DAY EIGHT!!!
FIRST TIME ON A BOOSTED BOARD!! (Mar 7) - Is renovation is boring? Getting all the things... Here's the outside. Unbelievably lovely day. No plugs? Different neighborhood. Do you know how to skateboard... looking forward. Look at him. He did alright. Lucky charms marshmallow. Lighting. Meeting, they sat on the couch. VERY SICK. I feel fantastic right now! Running tomorrow.
i tried, I FAILED (Mar 8) - Run feels good. Baby doctor... Heavy traffic, Candice A GOOD MOM. Everything wrong, spoiled Francine! Video experiment. Complete half--- Spin it around. Bullet cam! Maybe it will work. Precision... nah. Adjusting... what? 20,000 notification. Owning up situation. Get the mean boy all the gifts. Sort of works. Rope around neck. Talk from Switzerland. Great handle. ABYSMAL FAILURE. Baby doctor - junk food no more. no nighttime activity.
I DID IT!!! (Mar 9) - Few days, preview of Summer. Everybody so happy. Crash to cop car. Employee dinner. Rough night. Disheveled. Lunch outside. Congratulation? Primary colors. Uoooh. Nice shot. Entire street blocked. Be good, Marlon. Thank you, Jeff? Exhausting. All that stuff!!!
I Was Photographed for PLAYBOY! (Mar 10) - Photo shoot. I offered. Bringing his son to Playboy? That's just stupid. Chinatown photo studio. Photo team + Owen. Shooting outside. Pretending. Collarbone on boosted board? First time for playboy? That was... last shoot. Very dirty. Going on the roof. That was very risky. Pretty good shot. Flirt with photo assistant? Jack's stern goodbye. DRASTIC MEASURE. That's a song reference. Boosted board to heliport. That's JFK! I love that... DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! Eggplant Parmesan. Full of bread. What's up. Another flight.
NOW I HAVE FOUR!!! (Mar 11) - We're in AUSTIN. Have a good day. SXSW, Samsung panel. Another VR movie. That's kind of it. Snacks for SXSW... specially built. Filming the surrounding. This does all that. Soak it in. I need a horse. No motor, no fun. WHY BOOSTED BOARD! I think we have number four. Get up the hill! Odyssey! Fully charged. Walking around the street. Camera rolling. Watching Spanish soap opera. Weird eyes. WE GOT PERMISSION. Million parties.
SHE GOT THE HELICOPTER!!!! (Mar 12) - New trick. Get beautiful shot. Really questioning. THAT IS A BIG DRONE. You are not a flier. Whole lot of shoot. IT'S SO BIG, almost touching. Such a fun shoot, VR panel. Return to food. Helicopter people. Green room. Prepare = eating snacks. Owning VR. Sam's futuristic bike. Texas BBQ. Twelve-hour badge. Two hour sleep. Very late. !!!!!
OMG We Actually DID IT! (Mar 13) - To the heliport. Drone to helicopter! First helicopter shot. Try something like fun! This is like behind the scenes. Our timing sucks. Can we... oh, we done it already. Back to the drone shot. Perfect six star, 54 minutes. Back to NYC. United First is terrible.
IT FINALLY CAME!!! (Mar 14) - Francine can walk now. Back at 75%. You were obsessive. Challenging and horrible. Cape Town flight. Ambien! More like western Africa. Entirely freaking... PHANTOM 4 is out here. Bring this to South Africa? More suitcase. Bank, beme hat! Rich Pink. Random search, every single time. She is walking now. WISH US LUCK.
Incredible FIRST CLASS Seats!! (Mar 15) - Fourth glass of champagne. Good jacket. AWWWW... This is London and six hour layover. She's up crying. Heathrow is a labyrinth. There's the lounge. Fighting with everyone. British Airways is the best! Pilot is above them? She was SCREAMING. That's Table Mountain. Totally worth the five years of saving travel miles. WE HAVE ARRIVED.
PHANTOM 4 DRONE GREATEST FEATURE!!! (Mar 16) - ZERO SHIRTS. Every minute count. Latest and greatest in drone technology. Candice running away. Woah. How far away. Very hot. World's worst drone pilot. Spying on neighbors. That's some car. Comprehensive... review DJI4... Pretty sure it's fine. Look at that. (Hands across the sky...) LOW POWER. Could make great friends. Conclusive reviewed... AWESOME. Just google it. Twist and pull. Fits in a small bag.
She Wants a Facelift.. seriously (Mar 17) - Flowerpot of water. Going to the museum. I FORGOT THE BLADES!!! Well, let's go inside the museum. Big tortoise. Smile Candice is... unpleasing. Little nature hike. All that clouds. Ligament issue. Knee feels good. Behind-the-scene shot. Need to perform. Going down with the drone. Very drone heavy... this is a apology? No, here's the top. Flying lawnmower. Candice is very different in South Africa??? Bunch of belts. That face. Rest of dinner.
This Was HER IDEA.. (Mar 18) - Nowhere to escape. Ridiculously beautiful. Exercise and photo. Wrong side of the road... Yeah, South Africa drives on the left!!! THAT's a exercise class. Favorite. JUNE??? Borrowing cash. 75 degrees and freezing. I just realized that driving on the left makes more sense because on the road view away will be left to right, instead of right to left. Forward movement. Look at the BLUE TRAIN! That's a convicted paedo... Over the rainbow bridge. Heavy seesaw... Where's Dolly? Fast Googler. Alone on the train. Rock climbing. You better not drop her. NO -mom. How are going to get down... Take the camera. TWO STORY POOL JUMP,
Romantic Night (Mar 19) - Highlight of last day? Family trip. And gas. What a joker. Wonderful drive to the beach. There's a penguin. Poop in bathing suit. Boulders. Not too long. That's a penguin. Cheers. Marriage test, car key. Act of God of lost car key. Absolutely incredible. Everywhere closed. HUGE ROCKS... All that rocks is perfect... and warm. Great drone shots. Double.
Surfing with GREAT WHITE SHARKS (Mar 20) - Half a day today! Surfing! Nice video scrubbing. Interesting smell. Videorise. Blue cheese and sock. Muizenberg, Indian and Sharkey Great White. Stop complaining. Nice drone shot. Tendency for American. I DO NOT KNOW. Shark repellent stickers? BLACK FLAG... He was not messing with me. End with a drone flight. Definitely on drugs, that's the most scary thing in this place. Living for the airport. Not bummed except Francine. Candice is sad... unconvincingly. She only has her mom. Flying blue.
this is the BEST AIRPLANE SEAT!!! (Mar 21) - Best night of sleep. Who's TIM? Police situation, on the wrong plane. Weirdest shower sound. Now we have both seats. Delete two clips... because that's what you do... or something. Back in the city. Latest and greatest. Let's get excited? Ooooh. They have the second one! Local camera stores delivers. Low-light is much better. So empty.
WE'RE MOVING!!! (Mar 22) - Dada... Super Quick message in Brussels, Istanbul, Ivory Coast. React by doing the best you can do... Good old NYC run in this vlog. Slo-mo drop. Really cold. New door monitor. New red box location. Backward, weird hole. Was that a elevator? More drone shots. Last Q & A for this series. NYC/SA... Jack? Lot of discouragement. Arabic and Mandarin is good. Vlog is an afterthought. Punctuation! No. Never. WE'RE MOVING! That shot was cinematic. Four time the current commute, it's okay. That's an eye. World's greatest peephole. Movie in Midtown. Thousand people outside. Going the secret way... April 1 opening date. Roman's new movie.
Socially Awkward (Mar 23) - InStyle German. Where's Dean? No dinghy. Two hands. Drone + Booster... This majestic shot. Great mail time transition. 25 pack gummy bears. Yanking teeth. Colonel Blimp, interesting. Nutella and Cat... Next year? Weird package. Small glasses. Unnecessary. Dean finished his renovation. Nice cut. Gratuitous drone sequence. First spring day. Wet skating. Social, juicy couture and nice invite. WELL, I AM PRESS... Launching... Very nice to meet you.
1 trick to 2.5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS (Mar 24) - Why is this start of Year 2? This is the end of year 1... well, I think he's skipping. Huge viral hits. 2 Million for a year, just every day vlog. Catalyst. I can run for President... I feel old. Bike and big deal... I gave up on that... Xavier Anderson. New apartment. Hugest deal. Three month sublet. One and a half block. Construction worker. Break in. Great pizza and uptown. Single Room Occupancy. Little baby... you just survive in the city. Happening, it's Candice's apartment. IT'S MY LEASE! Bigger and scarier mountain. Moving crisis. We saw 10 Cloverfield Lane... very good movie. Sleeping on the floor with Owen. SAD!
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 11
There's only one more left after this! Let's get down to it!
My Viral Video SECRETS (Jan 26) - Taking a nap? Ripped Jean parent. It's the second. Hey, welcome... talking YouTube stuff. Still viral and MILKING IT! Exciting and fun and momentary. Five and six video... iPod guy, Bike Lanes Guy, Snowboard guy... Keep changing it up... not bad though. Miss your viral video? Here it comes. All the obstructions. Stuck and watch a video. PDP??? Is it scary? OH YES. No succumbing. Gender diversity? LIGHTING SUPPORT! Zeirgeist, timing. FRESH! Clear message. Touched upon... society is a fickle thing. Feeling lucky. Criticism pt. 2.
2 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS (Jan 27) - Lamborghini + Giant Sign??? Snowy disgusting mess. Baby shoes? ANOTHER KID? We live together! Healthy juice tip... That's the landlord. I stayed up all night! BIG DEAL! This quickly? Oh S..., what now? Achievement! Kicking myself, best content. Largest cookie... pizza cutter! All day, errerday... Pun? More cookies! Nice balance. No... DENT!
Go-Kart Wheel HOVERBOARD (Jan 28) - Marlon, lovely as always. Bleeding in two places. Nice return... iPhone dies at cold... Nice transition. Fancy cookies? New footpad sensor. Jacket appears out of nowhere. Drone fail. Panel light! There it flies! Drone above me. Triple tech threat. Pretty close.
that time in Afghanistan (Jan 29) - Juice counter? Jimmy Conrad is so funny... I remember him from 2014 World Cup coverage. Story time... THAT IS ROGER. Like shoes. Journal and here in the office. Grieving. Much larger... Cathartic, what a word. Low-hanging fruit? Rescue mission. Tattooing? Oh. Playing cards. GAY PORN PLAYING CARDS! Going under. It's like family. It's like pizza.
THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? (Jan 30) - Chocolate milk. I hate you. Hair all over. Peak awkward. She looks like Caitlin Hill. Oh... oh. Connecticut Welcome center. Booger in pants. Terrible driver. Lullaby are soothing. Dad's excitement is what I live for. Where's your brother? Winter start... Testing for new toy drone. Stunt double. Minor crash! Shaky. Huge, ech. Toy? Tech catch-up. Francine isn't feeling so well... and Casey with Owen... sees 13 HOURS... Meh. Boobs a lot.
I F@CK#D UP, BIG TIME (Jan 31) - Drone mishaps? Interesting? Cellphone mount! Got it just in time. Drone in high altitude. NO CONNECTION. I could see it. Alley crash. Drone has perished. IT SURVIVED!!! Tell my stories better. Pencil and paper works pretty well. Barely worth it. Recover?
MY ALL TIME GREATEST!!! (Feb 1) - Bad egg. When the flow cry? Rescue and recovery. Inherent risk... no clear means of access. Or Not. Be quiet, very very quiet. Back to the hardware store! Wildly different recovery approach. I'm getting vertigo. Oh, my palms are sweaty. Don't touch. WE GOT IT!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAPCHAT?? (Feb 2) - Oh, that's where Casey checks in... Sandwich... Letmegetta... Overcooked egg. How Casey packs. Horrible looking iPhone case. Lost? $100 bucks a pop. Oh, is that irony? This guy does? Social media... Facebook and nothing else. Human connection. I don't know single person. Chill out! I probably social media... Pewdiepie??? Thriving in a place and no one else. being funny is hard. Definitely YouTube. Tough... Feedback.
INSANE OFFICE SLIDE! (Feb 3) - All that YouTube Swag. Faraway titles. Ate all the candy... There he is? Lovely look. YouTube counter. Lot of overlap. Something like that. So smooth... Voiceover artist... Belly of the beast. A lot of Casey. Having a tough time. Coffee and donuts. Kale chips? YouTube slide. Rug burn. NICE censor. Rescue in YouTube. Well, that was short-lived.
AIRPORT SKATEBOARD SECRETS (Feb 4) - Going straight through. Elaborate shot, It's fun! Biggest truck in San Francisco. GENIUS. Good luck on Sunday... Niche. I saw you... somewhere. Really running late. That's the chronicle. Multitool? Borderline pleasure. Best and most expensive. $40.40. So much work, but sleep is imperative. Casey singled out!? Is this a private plane? Lovely. Back in New York City. Great movie selection. JFK is a honest mile of run. Warmer in February.
MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARD!! (Feb 5) - One block away. Crane falling... Lighten up... MAIL TIME! I break everything. Rolex, wedding present. Uhhh... White strap from Everest! Fancy rubber. More story. Once-in-lifetime? Short-minded. That's a big snowboard. Strange universe. Surfboard???
She's Not My Girlfriend Anymore (Feb 6) - He switched the intro order... Special presentation. Candice raiding the packages. In-FIN-case. X-ray vision goggle. Even more caveman-ish. Initial marriage. RV roughing it! That's harsh. Crooked teeth. iPhone footage. Skinny hot breakup. Gnarly. Ever hear that name. You WILL end up together. Perfect, happiest marriage. Releasing that, propose. Rocket launch is always appreciated it. Entire bag of cookie for Gigi. Lucky charms from bottom???
WHO'S THIS GUY? (Feb 7) - Nev is back on the vlog. Won't stop snapchatting. Fast and short. THIS RUN IS OVER! Superbowl party? Changing pants. Her face is defined. Unsupervised ice cream. That's convenient. From the future. So cute... Relaxing and boring. Can't get horribly drunk... sitter is leaving very soon. What is going on... is that a late night rap battle. Tiny chair. Matrix! MOVE!
THIS WILL SOLVE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM (Feb 8) - TGIM! Working on Futon bed. Burning candles. First laptop. Huge inflection. One larger space. It looks like a studio space. TIME MACHINE... Great trick. Lot of iteration, maximize the productivity. Studio evolving... Remodel.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? (Feb 9) - Faceswap app! Fantastic photographer... It's OUT. We're not make out people. Important message. Shorty Awards... Don't care... Hate losing? Under the radiator??? Desk. Rest of the stuff. Workshop Q & A, consistent. Great question. NO. Not a dancer. Never got an ounce of rhythm. San Fran... amazing city. HERE'S MARK W. GRAY! No permission. Owen or Francine, whatever you make them happy. From Kuwait. Waris with the Tiger. Beat up... HE's a Sikh. Jewelry designer, wedding ring! Handsome, great actor. Unbelievable. Frustrating.
She's Not a Stripper. (Feb 10) - Movie idea, so gray outside. Calculated and not efficient. Unseen Footage... Dollar pizza... those were the days. Blast from the past. Nice cast you had there. SENT!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? (Feb 11) - Crash! Coldest day once again. Intense selfie sticks. Much in warm clothing. I can't feel my face!!! Test flight in the wind. Private air? Park... something? Sun is gone now. Airborne. I see the humor. Jr, Varsity. SO COLD! It's very red. Total Quality. He's Rel... Feature Length CAMEO! Production meeting. Fifth one this month. So Rel? Making movies like the good old days... SUMMER 2016... just like the old days. Studio balance.
SHE ACTUALLY MADE IT (Feb 12) - Major outbreak! Proper precaution. Heated Gear. Wearing a electric blanket. Kind of sad. In black? He's so nice, all the time. So good. Heading to BALTIMORE. Taking Francine with us. Make it by seconds. Continued hate. NOT DR. PEPPER. 6:00 train -> 7:30.
STAGE FRIGHT!! (Feb 13) - She's a baby! Teen event. Getting sick. Workshop with a lot of kids. Looks beautiful. Police officers? I think Baltimore is just overelying on police. That's fun. Much more intimidating. Plenty of screaming. Extreme intensity. Lunch in tourist trap. 5 below zero. Carrot cake is Baltimore delicacy. Sniffles and food. I got the milkshake. TV on phone? Quick peek. Wow...
She Picked a Fight on Valentine's Day (Feb 14) - Motivation. Why you sleep so much? Penn to penn. Always late. So much that it's dependable. Be nice to Dolly. Dog smuggling. Fashion week! Romantic. Still very cold. Why have models. All the paparazzi. LONG LINE. Taking the wine. Flowers. Mexicans? (Trump took over for a second, apparently.) 1996... not a classy lady. Dress for the part... that's what Fashion week is about. All the showing sold out. Good documentary... meh.
FROZEN PIPE OFFICE FLOOD DISASTER (Feb 15) - Niagara falls. Real holidays. If I were in charge... Dear Canon! Best point and shoot. Nickname for a camera? NO. 360 VR specialist... lot of the busy work. Gnarly scene. SCREAMING. Godspeed sir. Ski goggle. Hair is lovely. It's 25 degrees. Turning the camera and dropped it again. Pretty great. 8/10, nailed it! Taking the Owen way. Distance
i shouldn't have gone out. (Feb 16) - Flooded basement, unwelcome distraction. Not a good way. Drenched. Look at this mush. Are you on an airplane? 50 employees... Too good of a question. Value atrophy... world keeps moving. Every six months? Even always exist. Repetitive... life is nothing but things over and over again. Feel don't insecure. Dentist appt... Peanut Butter Cups. Are you coming!
FINALLY DID IT (Feb 17) - Look at all that dentist equipment. Casey has two dentists? Expression. To the overhead. New wall. Feeling better. Pain is increasing. So good timelapses. Astor Place. Why? Nice, short haircut. Ask for Benny. Quick shower. Figure something... Pills? Such a fuss...
Just the two of us (Feb 18) - It's the travel vlog in 4AM. Candice is coming, too! Party travel pants. Little rude. She was cold. It? MIAMI returns. Pancakes... Can't wait to meet her. Always exhausting. We're going to Panama. Weird buildings. Many drug lords use the building. All that chocolate. Panamadian? You have no pants on... gathering of people in Latin America. Action-packed itinerary. Love the Spanish Corral... Crushed ice and fans... as always. People on horse going on circles.
Her Worst Sunburn!!! (Feb 19) - We're in Panama. In the morning. Archipelago. (I can spell that) Riding here, update? What is this, Wes Anderson movie. Yonder! That's... a weird stick. We told you. Eat something? Quiet beach... and no sunblock... yikes. Little drone! She threw it! Crash in 3 second. OH MY GOD... That is incredible. Gale force potato. OH NO. Reviewing the footage. Goodbye! Back on the mainland. Going to a discotechque(?) SHE SHOULD SLEEP. Foodie fest? Raccoon.
Stuck in an Indigenous Tribe Canoe (Feb 20) - Won't focus, got it. That's why you love me? Jungle drone? Where in the tree... I don't want to touch you. Canoe in our future. Don't worry, it's a motorboat. Apocalypse Now... We're stuck. Back on the river. Flying the drone! I think we're jumping. Drone footage... best credit ever. Right in the drink. So much casualties. No one down there. That way? Basketball and dinner. Best ice cream. What with the... oh. Yeah. Ciao, absolute bedlam.
ROCKET SHOES! (Feb 21) - My pigeon daughter? Back in NYC! Through the Holland Tunnel! AS A FAMILY. I thought Casey's watching a vlog... Father-Son moment. Panoptican, little bit crazy... Susceptible to distraction... all survelliance is 95% paranoia and 2% pragmatism. Outside the 202. Rearview mirror... hello. $120 on Amazon. Owen's Mail time. No regards. Drone film festival. Project to be continued. Owen plays with all. MOTORCYCLE IN THE SIDEWALK? Manager. Making more mischief. Feet is for six year olds? Wrap for sparkling shoes. Come help me open.
the GREATEST APPLE COMPUTER (Feb 22) - Monday, Monday, Monday... Two tools. iMac DV. Half a basketball... swivel this. I used to baby this. Total powerhouse. Battery exploding. Tackle. Privacy is not needed anymore. Tower setup. Marriage business. Supreme. Just book it. Special cure. Candice's very indecisive. She was crying? Very real issue, JESSE. Take care. That makes no sense.
COOLEST DRONE (Feb 23) - New lens! Doing painting. Pink and green drone. It's gotten better. NOT GOOD. Totally unsuccessful. Drone is fine. Enough shenanigans... I don't hate free time? Still young...ish. Squander the opportunity? Going slow... Extrovert, obviously. Not a complete vlogs. Late at Night... big fan of Kanye... unfinished. Best friends. YES. Stove works? I love Lucky Charms. Deserves Inquiry. Amsterdam in April and May. Fight and Flight. Best view... Type of blood? Infomercial??? Great on a skateboard. No feature for me. Film as retirement plan? Middle Broadway. BACKGROUND, NOTHING IS CONFIRMED. That's the best time card. Something amazing?
is she making fun of me? (Feb 24) - Flying trash. Vlog about how to vlog. This is the Sara Dietschy! Excuse to promote the creator. 50% ridicule, great channel. Meaningful content. no pandering. Taking the wind out of the sail. All the vlog. Flattery? POURING! Scaffolding and Umbrellas. Bright purple, where everything costs $4... Everything is cool. Particularly reptilian. Stupid feet! Wall mount! Totally works. I get advice for my career. This is good and whu... BE THE CHANGE. Ricky from Zero Gravity and CollegeHumor and Vimeo and not taking auditions. Thank you, Kelly.
My Viral Video SECRETS (Jan 26) - Taking a nap? Ripped Jean parent. It's the second. Hey, welcome... talking YouTube stuff. Still viral and MILKING IT! Exciting and fun and momentary. Five and six video... iPod guy, Bike Lanes Guy, Snowboard guy... Keep changing it up... not bad though. Miss your viral video? Here it comes. All the obstructions. Stuck and watch a video. PDP??? Is it scary? OH YES. No succumbing. Gender diversity? LIGHTING SUPPORT! Zeirgeist, timing. FRESH! Clear message. Touched upon... society is a fickle thing. Feeling lucky. Criticism pt. 2.
2 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS (Jan 27) - Lamborghini + Giant Sign??? Snowy disgusting mess. Baby shoes? ANOTHER KID? We live together! Healthy juice tip... That's the landlord. I stayed up all night! BIG DEAL! This quickly? Oh S..., what now? Achievement! Kicking myself, best content. Largest cookie... pizza cutter! All day, errerday... Pun? More cookies! Nice balance. No... DENT!
Go-Kart Wheel HOVERBOARD (Jan 28) - Marlon, lovely as always. Bleeding in two places. Nice return... iPhone dies at cold... Nice transition. Fancy cookies? New footpad sensor. Jacket appears out of nowhere. Drone fail. Panel light! There it flies! Drone above me. Triple tech threat. Pretty close.
that time in Afghanistan (Jan 29) - Juice counter? Jimmy Conrad is so funny... I remember him from 2014 World Cup coverage. Story time... THAT IS ROGER. Like shoes. Journal and here in the office. Grieving. Much larger... Cathartic, what a word. Low-hanging fruit? Rescue mission. Tattooing? Oh. Playing cards. GAY PORN PLAYING CARDS! Going under. It's like family. It's like pizza.
THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? (Jan 30) - Chocolate milk. I hate you. Hair all over. Peak awkward. She looks like Caitlin Hill. Oh... oh. Connecticut Welcome center. Booger in pants. Terrible driver. Lullaby are soothing. Dad's excitement is what I live for. Where's your brother? Winter start... Testing for new toy drone. Stunt double. Minor crash! Shaky. Huge, ech. Toy? Tech catch-up. Francine isn't feeling so well... and Casey with Owen... sees 13 HOURS... Meh. Boobs a lot.
I F@CK#D UP, BIG TIME (Jan 31) - Drone mishaps? Interesting? Cellphone mount! Got it just in time. Drone in high altitude. NO CONNECTION. I could see it. Alley crash. Drone has perished. IT SURVIVED!!! Tell my stories better. Pencil and paper works pretty well. Barely worth it. Recover?
MY ALL TIME GREATEST!!! (Feb 1) - Bad egg. When the flow cry? Rescue and recovery. Inherent risk... no clear means of access. Or Not. Be quiet, very very quiet. Back to the hardware store! Wildly different recovery approach. I'm getting vertigo. Oh, my palms are sweaty. Don't touch. WE GOT IT!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAPCHAT?? (Feb 2) - Oh, that's where Casey checks in... Sandwich... Letmegetta... Overcooked egg. How Casey packs. Horrible looking iPhone case. Lost? $100 bucks a pop. Oh, is that irony? This guy does? Social media... Facebook and nothing else. Human connection. I don't know single person. Chill out! I probably social media... Pewdiepie??? Thriving in a place and no one else. being funny is hard. Definitely YouTube. Tough... Feedback.
INSANE OFFICE SLIDE! (Feb 3) - All that YouTube Swag. Faraway titles. Ate all the candy... There he is? Lovely look. YouTube counter. Lot of overlap. Something like that. So smooth... Voiceover artist... Belly of the beast. A lot of Casey. Having a tough time. Coffee and donuts. Kale chips? YouTube slide. Rug burn. NICE censor. Rescue in YouTube. Well, that was short-lived.
AIRPORT SKATEBOARD SECRETS (Feb 4) - Going straight through. Elaborate shot, It's fun! Biggest truck in San Francisco. GENIUS. Good luck on Sunday... Niche. I saw you... somewhere. Really running late. That's the chronicle. Multitool? Borderline pleasure. Best and most expensive. $40.40. So much work, but sleep is imperative. Casey singled out!? Is this a private plane? Lovely. Back in New York City. Great movie selection. JFK is a honest mile of run. Warmer in February.
MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARD!! (Feb 5) - One block away. Crane falling... Lighten up... MAIL TIME! I break everything. Rolex, wedding present. Uhhh... White strap from Everest! Fancy rubber. More story. Once-in-lifetime? Short-minded. That's a big snowboard. Strange universe. Surfboard???
She's Not My Girlfriend Anymore (Feb 6) - He switched the intro order... Special presentation. Candice raiding the packages. In-FIN-case. X-ray vision goggle. Even more caveman-ish. Initial marriage. RV roughing it! That's harsh. Crooked teeth. iPhone footage. Skinny hot breakup. Gnarly. Ever hear that name. You WILL end up together. Perfect, happiest marriage. Releasing that, propose. Rocket launch is always appreciated it. Entire bag of cookie for Gigi. Lucky charms from bottom???
WHO'S THIS GUY? (Feb 7) - Nev is back on the vlog. Won't stop snapchatting. Fast and short. THIS RUN IS OVER! Superbowl party? Changing pants. Her face is defined. Unsupervised ice cream. That's convenient. From the future. So cute... Relaxing and boring. Can't get horribly drunk... sitter is leaving very soon. What is going on... is that a late night rap battle. Tiny chair. Matrix! MOVE!
THIS WILL SOLVE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM (Feb 8) - TGIM! Working on Futon bed. Burning candles. First laptop. Huge inflection. One larger space. It looks like a studio space. TIME MACHINE... Great trick. Lot of iteration, maximize the productivity. Studio evolving... Remodel.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? (Feb 9) - Faceswap app! Fantastic photographer... It's OUT. We're not make out people. Important message. Shorty Awards... Don't care... Hate losing? Under the radiator??? Desk. Rest of the stuff. Workshop Q & A, consistent. Great question. NO. Not a dancer. Never got an ounce of rhythm. San Fran... amazing city. HERE'S MARK W. GRAY! No permission. Owen or Francine, whatever you make them happy. From Kuwait. Waris with the Tiger. Beat up... HE's a Sikh. Jewelry designer, wedding ring! Handsome, great actor. Unbelievable. Frustrating.
She's Not a Stripper. (Feb 10) - Movie idea, so gray outside. Calculated and not efficient. Unseen Footage... Dollar pizza... those were the days. Blast from the past. Nice cast you had there. SENT!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? (Feb 11) - Crash! Coldest day once again. Intense selfie sticks. Much in warm clothing. I can't feel my face!!! Test flight in the wind. Private air? Park... something? Sun is gone now. Airborne. I see the humor. Jr, Varsity. SO COLD! It's very red. Total Quality. He's Rel... Feature Length CAMEO! Production meeting. Fifth one this month. So Rel? Making movies like the good old days... SUMMER 2016... just like the old days. Studio balance.
SHE ACTUALLY MADE IT (Feb 12) - Major outbreak! Proper precaution. Heated Gear. Wearing a electric blanket. Kind of sad. In black? He's so nice, all the time. So good. Heading to BALTIMORE. Taking Francine with us. Make it by seconds. Continued hate. NOT DR. PEPPER. 6:00 train -> 7:30.
STAGE FRIGHT!! (Feb 13) - She's a baby! Teen event. Getting sick. Workshop with a lot of kids. Looks beautiful. Police officers? I think Baltimore is just overelying on police. That's fun. Much more intimidating. Plenty of screaming. Extreme intensity. Lunch in tourist trap. 5 below zero. Carrot cake is Baltimore delicacy. Sniffles and food. I got the milkshake. TV on phone? Quick peek. Wow...
She Picked a Fight on Valentine's Day (Feb 14) - Motivation. Why you sleep so much? Penn to penn. Always late. So much that it's dependable. Be nice to Dolly. Dog smuggling. Fashion week! Romantic. Still very cold. Why have models. All the paparazzi. LONG LINE. Taking the wine. Flowers. Mexicans? (Trump took over for a second, apparently.) 1996... not a classy lady. Dress for the part... that's what Fashion week is about. All the showing sold out. Good documentary... meh.
FROZEN PIPE OFFICE FLOOD DISASTER (Feb 15) - Niagara falls. Real holidays. If I were in charge... Dear Canon! Best point and shoot. Nickname for a camera? NO. 360 VR specialist... lot of the busy work. Gnarly scene. SCREAMING. Godspeed sir. Ski goggle. Hair is lovely. It's 25 degrees. Turning the camera and dropped it again. Pretty great. 8/10, nailed it! Taking the Owen way. Distance
i shouldn't have gone out. (Feb 16) - Flooded basement, unwelcome distraction. Not a good way. Drenched. Look at this mush. Are you on an airplane? 50 employees... Too good of a question. Value atrophy... world keeps moving. Every six months? Even always exist. Repetitive... life is nothing but things over and over again. Feel don't insecure. Dentist appt... Peanut Butter Cups. Are you coming!
FINALLY DID IT (Feb 17) - Look at all that dentist equipment. Casey has two dentists? Expression. To the overhead. New wall. Feeling better. Pain is increasing. So good timelapses. Astor Place. Why? Nice, short haircut. Ask for Benny. Quick shower. Figure something... Pills? Such a fuss...
Just the two of us (Feb 18) - It's the travel vlog in 4AM. Candice is coming, too! Party travel pants. Little rude. She was cold. It? MIAMI returns. Pancakes... Can't wait to meet her. Always exhausting. We're going to Panama. Weird buildings. Many drug lords use the building. All that chocolate. Panamadian? You have no pants on... gathering of people in Latin America. Action-packed itinerary. Love the Spanish Corral... Crushed ice and fans... as always. People on horse going on circles.
Her Worst Sunburn!!! (Feb 19) - We're in Panama. In the morning. Archipelago. (I can spell that) Riding here, update? What is this, Wes Anderson movie. Yonder! That's... a weird stick. We told you. Eat something? Quiet beach... and no sunblock... yikes. Little drone! She threw it! Crash in 3 second. OH MY GOD... That is incredible. Gale force potato. OH NO. Reviewing the footage. Goodbye! Back on the mainland. Going to a discotechque(?) SHE SHOULD SLEEP. Foodie fest? Raccoon.
Stuck in an Indigenous Tribe Canoe (Feb 20) - Won't focus, got it. That's why you love me? Jungle drone? Where in the tree... I don't want to touch you. Canoe in our future. Don't worry, it's a motorboat. Apocalypse Now... We're stuck. Back on the river. Flying the drone! I think we're jumping. Drone footage... best credit ever. Right in the drink. So much casualties. No one down there. That way? Basketball and dinner. Best ice cream. What with the... oh. Yeah. Ciao, absolute bedlam.
ROCKET SHOES! (Feb 21) - My pigeon daughter? Back in NYC! Through the Holland Tunnel! AS A FAMILY. I thought Casey's watching a vlog... Father-Son moment. Panoptican, little bit crazy... Susceptible to distraction... all survelliance is 95% paranoia and 2% pragmatism. Outside the 202. Rearview mirror... hello. $120 on Amazon. Owen's Mail time. No regards. Drone film festival. Project to be continued. Owen plays with all. MOTORCYCLE IN THE SIDEWALK? Manager. Making more mischief. Feet is for six year olds? Wrap for sparkling shoes. Come help me open.
the GREATEST APPLE COMPUTER (Feb 22) - Monday, Monday, Monday... Two tools. iMac DV. Half a basketball... swivel this. I used to baby this. Total powerhouse. Battery exploding. Tackle. Privacy is not needed anymore. Tower setup. Marriage business. Supreme. Just book it. Special cure. Candice's very indecisive. She was crying? Very real issue, JESSE. Take care. That makes no sense.
COOLEST DRONE (Feb 23) - New lens! Doing painting. Pink and green drone. It's gotten better. NOT GOOD. Totally unsuccessful. Drone is fine. Enough shenanigans... I don't hate free time? Still young...ish. Squander the opportunity? Going slow... Extrovert, obviously. Not a complete vlogs. Late at Night... big fan of Kanye... unfinished. Best friends. YES. Stove works? I love Lucky Charms. Deserves Inquiry. Amsterdam in April and May. Fight and Flight. Best view... Type of blood? Infomercial??? Great on a skateboard. No feature for me. Film as retirement plan? Middle Broadway. BACKGROUND, NOTHING IS CONFIRMED. That's the best time card. Something amazing?
is she making fun of me? (Feb 24) - Flying trash. Vlog about how to vlog. This is the Sara Dietschy! Excuse to promote the creator. 50% ridicule, great channel. Meaningful content. no pandering. Taking the wind out of the sail. All the vlog. Flattery? POURING! Scaffolding and Umbrellas. Bright purple, where everything costs $4... Everything is cool. Particularly reptilian. Stupid feet! Wall mount! Totally works. I get advice for my career. This is good and whu... BE THE CHANGE. Ricky from Zero Gravity and CollegeHumor and Vimeo and not taking auditions. Thank you, Kelly.
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 10
On the final stretch! 2016, here we come!
The Meaning Of Christmas (Dec 25) - Great remix! Christmas special! You don't do much on Christmas. Crowdsource! That is a special day! Feel like an adult! Thai food, the new Chinese food. Food is not the reason, apparently... Food! Boxing day is tomorrow. Feeling! Double special day. More than half answered... it was the top answer. HAT with a Flag! So so so so many clips!
6.6 POUNDS OF NUTELLA (Dec 26) - $15 flatscreen! Barren wasteland... I remember a music video which used that fact for a great effect. NO TICKET for this guy. Getting Owen, Outnumbered. Only way to avoid a ticket. World Way? In-N-Out airplane viewing. More illegal things. SO MANY OPTIONS. Owen looks like an adult. Always a surprise. Better 2nd time... definitely. N-M shopping. 200 pounds? Owen's a heavy guy. Boxing day iPhone. Just eat nutella.
TOY POODLE FENDS OFF AGGRESSIVE MAN (Dec 27) - Not bad. Bye guys. So many variables. Productivity is happiness. Ryan Holiday? Commandeering. Here's Ryan. Fundraising. Feeling so much better. Never let perfect be the enemy of good enough. Argument for satisficing. Halfway sky. I don't understand. Wasted. Very cordial. Doing Mexican... Dynamic... So pragmatic.
NAILED IT! (Dec 28) - PUMPED. 27 degrees? I thought it was Celsius. Topanga, great place. That was a long way back. Playing a video game. Owen is not feeling the view. LA double skyline. There is the rain. LUNCH. Compact fits perfectly. Revenant, pretty good. I thought they explained it to you? That's a bad storytelling. Korean place is open every time! 5 dinners in one.
Crying in the Vlog (Dec 29) - What a weird intro? Good cook? Different. Well-defined projectile. Super handsome... Stop and figuring. Moving here delayed. Snough! DRONE! Little perspective. Double down on YouTube. Relevance only goes up. Candice's sister? Beautiful place, isn't it?
I'M LEAVING (Dec 30) - Oven mitts? Massive nostalgia. Los Angeles is very chill. Candice drama! Uncooperative Francine. YOU HAD ONE JOB! Studio... Barely missed. Bye, June. Uh... okay. Going through security. Lot of moving parts. Milk thief. Overnight flight. Must hit the sauce. Gigantic cat is better than Francine. Now she is sleeping. We'll give you a break.
The Greatest Year of My ENTIRE LIFE (Dec 31) - Brief overview. Family! Friends! Fame! Other F words! Many naked things... Lot of awards and conventions. And travel as well. What a year!
That Was Disappointing (Jan 1) - 16 hours into the New Year. Shower. Wearing tights. Running uninteresting errands. Almost... Why are you open? Place is trashed. Announcing the giveaway. Nostalgia, never getting to experience again. How did I get here? Nothing to be upset about.
obsessed (Jan 2) - Winter is here! 15 miles! Grabbing two things. New babysitter? Timelapse mission! Heading out to Brooklyn. Metal plates. Beautiful location. So much life in NYC. Okay... Can't barely grip the controller. Limping to charge the board. Getting Thai food, oh thank god.
NEVER FLY A DRONE INSIDE (Jan 3) - I have two offices. Education is a shortcut. Help, DEAN! That doesn't make sense, you remember the last time. How do you stop this thing... Fly it outside!!! Extreme caution. Rooftop test test flight. TURN THE REMOTE! Wildly successful voyage.
Losers and Closers (Jan 4) - Cold and dark run. No vlog run. Not finishing is not okay. Always be closing. That's a Voltaire quote? Daily mandate, false idea of perfection. Pareto principle.
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE : ) (Jan 5) - Little microphone windscreen. Pretty good. Goodbye Christmas. LONG TIME COMING! 354,776 total entries. I can't help you. Is that a ship. Genuinely nervous. Really big news! International shipping. Twin sister! Winner of the Boosted Board!!! Biggest dream. Skype, you've failed me. From Missouri! Drone winner in Buckingham!
Apple Fan Boy (Jan 6) - Lot of wires. I like this bigger office. Boosted not good with ice. Uptight? Ugliest Apple product. Testament to the Canon. All that edit. All the odds. Responsible with a stair. Y2K and dot-com bubble and an iMac. iMovie 1.0. 10 GB Hard Drive! Anything with a logo. First big breaks. Unreplaceable (at the time). But I just don't... Mary Beth is with Oscar?! River?
27 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES (Jan 7) - Most dangerous elderly driver? Colin and Boosted. Getting the car. Private school talk. My god, the houses. GCDS, all the kids. So articulate. Hesitation BACK IN THE CITY. Luge in Manhattan. Mean batch of Grilled Sandwich. New cooking method.
Two loaves of sandwich. Lemonade for washing down, muscle milk. Training has gone downhill.
OMG i love this stuff (Jan 8) - Second run? Who's the crazy person. Changing pants. Music classes? Mail Time intro!!! Donut... rifling through snacks. Rubik's? Missing a flag? Number calendar. Cuba! Very cute. Spanish kid's shows. Weird mask. More light-up B thing. Another exciting mail time.
Faster Than A Lambo (Jan 9) - Ready for eggs. Driving to Connecticut. On the money. Not a great son? Stopping for coffee. She's 27... huh. Perfect freakout timing, Only open place. Francine can get us home from here. New rocks? Sliding on the pond. Car commercial? That's a tree. I don't see it?
think about it (Jan 10) - Nasty weather. I wish I was running. I like it more than anything else. Says you. Driving back. Now she's... conducting? Struggle without home. Scattered. Remember moment.
SHE TOOK MY VLOGGING CAMERA (Jan 11) - Spanish cover of Space Oddity. Bring it home. Good luck. Here's Karlie. Still learning and here's the child. Karlie tries the boosted board. THINK. Conference call. NEW SEGMENT - product time? Biased review. Lens kit. Macro eyes. Outro!!!
do you know about the OFFICIAL YouTube Jacket?? (Jan 12) - Preschool. Agency to thrives. Glove leashes. Return to Q & A. Save every clip. Sniff it out. Rewind jacket. Definitely did not expect that, people keep coming. Florida is close right? Ecstatic... beneath the surface. Minecraft? Gaming is fascinating. Office and studio is more able to open. Don't like jewelry. Formative years of frustrated. Back in control. Kid outside, parkour? Small space trick. Didn't fall. More inside drone. Again.
Where Did This Come From?? (Jan 13) - Coldest day of the year. Good morning Jack? Swipe cut. Beautiful woman called Lady Liberty. Leif board carve. Let's get out of here. Frozen battery. Bike assembly. It's a nice bike. More color, beme green and a logo. Few things in life: work with team.
IT WAS UNLOCKED! (Jan 14) - Stealing a cop car? Thank you for celsius. Morning Ben. Middle of Brooklyn. Greenpoint. Season 2 of The Wire? Closet reorganization. Party pants. Marlon, the dad. Hanging behind the office. Fake cop car, still dangerous. Teen thriller, Casey cameo? Embrace it. Casey opening box channel. Nice tripod you got there. Fluid head movement. Quality goes up.
POWER COUPLE (Jan 15) - Never get easier. New York Observer Couple interview is out. Getting an iPad... air! Progress, losing voice for return of Vlogvember. Fancy camera. Talk to fancy camera.
Lewd Behavior on a Boat (Jan 16) - Going to the airport. Holiday weekend. Long-haul plane. Deal of the lifetime. Francine angry? Landing shortly, totally distracted. Back in Fort Lauderdale. Competition Judge. All the fun stuff. Freeload awesome. Quick dive. Cruise? #2! Dinner.
SO THIS HAPPENED iN ZERO GRAVITY (Jan 17) - Going for a run. Orange Miami colors. And the storm did came. Puking conservation. Makes sense. Nice dance moves. Super excited. Looks like a spaceship. Shoes off. So many group photos. SO crowded! Very cool and vomit comet is over. No puke, but someone did puke. Women do not bring the camera. Biggest no-no. Like Magic.
NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS IN NYC (Jan 18) - This is snow. Home Alone. Francine is awake. Freakishly cold. Here's the holes. No, says Francine. Head to Dumbo. That's special. Lot of pizza places... something different. Horrible idea. Now what? Official vlogger? Something different. Casey-proof. Feel of control. I don't crash it... OPEN SPACES. Out to steal some jewelry???
iT HAPPENED AGAIN (Jan 19) - So warm? Weird focus. friendly neighborhood camera store. Broke the new lens. Chairs? My ego can't sustain this. Most expensive camera. Multi-task. Both fine. Build an empire with T5i. I paid for this car... technically. More confident. Whatever camera you have. 360 coming back soon. Least interesting part of film. Number to tell how cold here...
CAMERA IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM (Jan 20) - Haven't even unpacked. Air travel, you need to build experience. So lovely. Clean attitude. Bulking up security. New planes! Nexus phone? Hello camera. Sliding into something more comfortable. How did that work. Back in California. Earplug?
INSTAGRAM GAVE ME THIS!! (Jan 21) - That was weird. Quick San Fran run. There's Alcatraz. Great view. Facebook HQ... Bikes everywhere. Here's instagram. Pretty awesome. Facebook stuff. Investor meeting. What are you doing? Streetcar. All the viners? Nice drive. Horowitz... Coming! So many people. Really appreciated. Cancelling flight? Snowstorm fun? 45 minutes? Power button.
I'M GONNA DO IT (Jan 22) - Dream and then reality. Throws off entire day. Lot of travel today. Blight, dirty staircase. Proceed and get the good seat. Standing cool. Thanks, Dad. Good to have Jeep. Oil change. Feeling bullish. Feels like snow. Things to prepare. Blizzard movie. Shovel from above. PIC? What's happening... First snowplow sighting. Salt spreader! Jesse as always. Productive.
Making of / SNOWBOARDING WITH THE NYPD (Jan 23) - See you later. Out in the snow. New York looks lovely. Middle of Brooklyn. World-class skiier. Figuring out the movie. Getting ready. Attempt with the drones. HDMI Cable? Calibrating the drone. Steady? Pick it up DEAN. Hardest job? Looking good, Jesse. Still skiing. Very tiring, Times Square. Not a expert driver. Disgusting! All the broken gear. Walking and screaming. Never set out... Smiling the whole time. Million by 8AM. All the news site and German TV. Homepage, front and center. This movie was an idea. That's all!
SNOWBOARD VIDEO ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! (Jan 24) - Daredevil? Freaking JumboTron! Taking picture. Beautiful and ugliest. Greetings from Switzerland. Maxim and Red Bull? No idea for a subway. Back at Times Square... WSJ! What did I say? How do I know? Thanks for joining us. THE NEWS BUSINESS... Business and beme, not about snowboard video. 200 inquiries. Working.
The Meaning Of Christmas (Dec 25) - Great remix! Christmas special! You don't do much on Christmas. Crowdsource! That is a special day! Feel like an adult! Thai food, the new Chinese food. Food is not the reason, apparently... Food! Boxing day is tomorrow. Feeling! Double special day. More than half answered... it was the top answer. HAT with a Flag! So so so so many clips!
6.6 POUNDS OF NUTELLA (Dec 26) - $15 flatscreen! Barren wasteland... I remember a music video which used that fact for a great effect. NO TICKET for this guy. Getting Owen, Outnumbered. Only way to avoid a ticket. World Way? In-N-Out airplane viewing. More illegal things. SO MANY OPTIONS. Owen looks like an adult. Always a surprise. Better 2nd time... definitely. N-M shopping. 200 pounds? Owen's a heavy guy. Boxing day iPhone. Just eat nutella.
TOY POODLE FENDS OFF AGGRESSIVE MAN (Dec 27) - Not bad. Bye guys. So many variables. Productivity is happiness. Ryan Holiday? Commandeering. Here's Ryan. Fundraising. Feeling so much better. Never let perfect be the enemy of good enough. Argument for satisficing. Halfway sky. I don't understand. Wasted. Very cordial. Doing Mexican... Dynamic... So pragmatic.
NAILED IT! (Dec 28) - PUMPED. 27 degrees? I thought it was Celsius. Topanga, great place. That was a long way back. Playing a video game. Owen is not feeling the view. LA double skyline. There is the rain. LUNCH. Compact fits perfectly. Revenant, pretty good. I thought they explained it to you? That's a bad storytelling. Korean place is open every time! 5 dinners in one.
Crying in the Vlog (Dec 29) - What a weird intro? Good cook? Different. Well-defined projectile. Super handsome... Stop and figuring. Moving here delayed. Snough! DRONE! Little perspective. Double down on YouTube. Relevance only goes up. Candice's sister? Beautiful place, isn't it?
I'M LEAVING (Dec 30) - Oven mitts? Massive nostalgia. Los Angeles is very chill. Candice drama! Uncooperative Francine. YOU HAD ONE JOB! Studio... Barely missed. Bye, June. Uh... okay. Going through security. Lot of moving parts. Milk thief. Overnight flight. Must hit the sauce. Gigantic cat is better than Francine. Now she is sleeping. We'll give you a break.
The Greatest Year of My ENTIRE LIFE (Dec 31) - Brief overview. Family! Friends! Fame! Other F words! Many naked things... Lot of awards and conventions. And travel as well. What a year!
That Was Disappointing (Jan 1) - 16 hours into the New Year. Shower. Wearing tights. Running uninteresting errands. Almost... Why are you open? Place is trashed. Announcing the giveaway. Nostalgia, never getting to experience again. How did I get here? Nothing to be upset about.
obsessed (Jan 2) - Winter is here! 15 miles! Grabbing two things. New babysitter? Timelapse mission! Heading out to Brooklyn. Metal plates. Beautiful location. So much life in NYC. Okay... Can't barely grip the controller. Limping to charge the board. Getting Thai food, oh thank god.
NEVER FLY A DRONE INSIDE (Jan 3) - I have two offices. Education is a shortcut. Help, DEAN! That doesn't make sense, you remember the last time. How do you stop this thing... Fly it outside!!! Extreme caution. Rooftop test test flight. TURN THE REMOTE! Wildly successful voyage.
Losers and Closers (Jan 4) - Cold and dark run. No vlog run. Not finishing is not okay. Always be closing. That's a Voltaire quote? Daily mandate, false idea of perfection. Pareto principle.
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE : ) (Jan 5) - Little microphone windscreen. Pretty good. Goodbye Christmas. LONG TIME COMING! 354,776 total entries. I can't help you. Is that a ship. Genuinely nervous. Really big news! International shipping. Twin sister! Winner of the Boosted Board!!! Biggest dream. Skype, you've failed me. From Missouri! Drone winner in Buckingham!
Apple Fan Boy (Jan 6) - Lot of wires. I like this bigger office. Boosted not good with ice. Uptight? Ugliest Apple product. Testament to the Canon. All that edit. All the odds. Responsible with a stair. Y2K and dot-com bubble and an iMac. iMovie 1.0. 10 GB Hard Drive! Anything with a logo. First big breaks. Unreplaceable (at the time). But I just don't... Mary Beth is with Oscar?! River?
27 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES (Jan 7) - Most dangerous elderly driver? Colin and Boosted. Getting the car. Private school talk. My god, the houses. GCDS, all the kids. So articulate. Hesitation BACK IN THE CITY. Luge in Manhattan. Mean batch of Grilled Sandwich. New cooking method.
Two loaves of sandwich. Lemonade for washing down, muscle milk. Training has gone downhill.
OMG i love this stuff (Jan 8) - Second run? Who's the crazy person. Changing pants. Music classes? Mail Time intro!!! Donut... rifling through snacks. Rubik's? Missing a flag? Number calendar. Cuba! Very cute. Spanish kid's shows. Weird mask. More light-up B thing. Another exciting mail time.
Faster Than A Lambo (Jan 9) - Ready for eggs. Driving to Connecticut. On the money. Not a great son? Stopping for coffee. She's 27... huh. Perfect freakout timing, Only open place. Francine can get us home from here. New rocks? Sliding on the pond. Car commercial? That's a tree. I don't see it?
think about it (Jan 10) - Nasty weather. I wish I was running. I like it more than anything else. Says you. Driving back. Now she's... conducting? Struggle without home. Scattered. Remember moment.
SHE TOOK MY VLOGGING CAMERA (Jan 11) - Spanish cover of Space Oddity. Bring it home. Good luck. Here's Karlie. Still learning and here's the child. Karlie tries the boosted board. THINK. Conference call. NEW SEGMENT - product time? Biased review. Lens kit. Macro eyes. Outro!!!
do you know about the OFFICIAL YouTube Jacket?? (Jan 12) - Preschool. Agency to thrives. Glove leashes. Return to Q & A. Save every clip. Sniff it out. Rewind jacket. Definitely did not expect that, people keep coming. Florida is close right? Ecstatic... beneath the surface. Minecraft? Gaming is fascinating. Office and studio is more able to open. Don't like jewelry. Formative years of frustrated. Back in control. Kid outside, parkour? Small space trick. Didn't fall. More inside drone. Again.
Where Did This Come From?? (Jan 13) - Coldest day of the year. Good morning Jack? Swipe cut. Beautiful woman called Lady Liberty. Leif board carve. Let's get out of here. Frozen battery. Bike assembly. It's a nice bike. More color, beme green and a logo. Few things in life: work with team.
IT WAS UNLOCKED! (Jan 14) - Stealing a cop car? Thank you for celsius. Morning Ben. Middle of Brooklyn. Greenpoint. Season 2 of The Wire? Closet reorganization. Party pants. Marlon, the dad. Hanging behind the office. Fake cop car, still dangerous. Teen thriller, Casey cameo? Embrace it. Casey opening box channel. Nice tripod you got there. Fluid head movement. Quality goes up.
POWER COUPLE (Jan 15) - Never get easier. New York Observer Couple interview is out. Getting an iPad... air! Progress, losing voice for return of Vlogvember. Fancy camera. Talk to fancy camera.
Lewd Behavior on a Boat (Jan 16) - Going to the airport. Holiday weekend. Long-haul plane. Deal of the lifetime. Francine angry? Landing shortly, totally distracted. Back in Fort Lauderdale. Competition Judge. All the fun stuff. Freeload awesome. Quick dive. Cruise? #2! Dinner.
SO THIS HAPPENED iN ZERO GRAVITY (Jan 17) - Going for a run. Orange Miami colors. And the storm did came. Puking conservation. Makes sense. Nice dance moves. Super excited. Looks like a spaceship. Shoes off. So many group photos. SO crowded! Very cool and vomit comet is over. No puke, but someone did puke. Women do not bring the camera. Biggest no-no. Like Magic.
NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS IN NYC (Jan 18) - This is snow. Home Alone. Francine is awake. Freakishly cold. Here's the holes. No, says Francine. Head to Dumbo. That's special. Lot of pizza places... something different. Horrible idea. Now what? Official vlogger? Something different. Casey-proof. Feel of control. I don't crash it... OPEN SPACES. Out to steal some jewelry???
iT HAPPENED AGAIN (Jan 19) - So warm? Weird focus. friendly neighborhood camera store. Broke the new lens. Chairs? My ego can't sustain this. Most expensive camera. Multi-task. Both fine. Build an empire with T5i. I paid for this car... technically. More confident. Whatever camera you have. 360 coming back soon. Least interesting part of film. Number to tell how cold here...
CAMERA IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM (Jan 20) - Haven't even unpacked. Air travel, you need to build experience. So lovely. Clean attitude. Bulking up security. New planes! Nexus phone? Hello camera. Sliding into something more comfortable. How did that work. Back in California. Earplug?
INSTAGRAM GAVE ME THIS!! (Jan 21) - That was weird. Quick San Fran run. There's Alcatraz. Great view. Facebook HQ... Bikes everywhere. Here's instagram. Pretty awesome. Facebook stuff. Investor meeting. What are you doing? Streetcar. All the viners? Nice drive. Horowitz... Coming! So many people. Really appreciated. Cancelling flight? Snowstorm fun? 45 minutes? Power button.
I'M GONNA DO IT (Jan 22) - Dream and then reality. Throws off entire day. Lot of travel today. Blight, dirty staircase. Proceed and get the good seat. Standing cool. Thanks, Dad. Good to have Jeep. Oil change. Feeling bullish. Feels like snow. Things to prepare. Blizzard movie. Shovel from above. PIC? What's happening... First snowplow sighting. Salt spreader! Jesse as always. Productive.
Making of / SNOWBOARDING WITH THE NYPD (Jan 23) - See you later. Out in the snow. New York looks lovely. Middle of Brooklyn. World-class skiier. Figuring out the movie. Getting ready. Attempt with the drones. HDMI Cable? Calibrating the drone. Steady? Pick it up DEAN. Hardest job? Looking good, Jesse. Still skiing. Very tiring, Times Square. Not a expert driver. Disgusting! All the broken gear. Walking and screaming. Never set out... Smiling the whole time. Million by 8AM. All the news site and German TV. Homepage, front and center. This movie was an idea. That's all!
SNOWBOARD VIDEO ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! (Jan 24) - Daredevil? Freaking JumboTron! Taking picture. Beautiful and ugliest. Greetings from Switzerland. Maxim and Red Bull? No idea for a subway. Back at Times Square... WSJ! What did I say? How do I know? Thanks for joining us. THE NEWS BUSINESS... Business and beme, not about snowboard video. 200 inquiries. Working.
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 9
It's weird start near Thanksgiving, it's weirder to end this at Christmas eve.
I SCREWED UP BIG TIME (Nov 25) - A note to Marlon. Look at those people. Reddit is scary. Strongest plug. Auto-focus!!! Not busy, no use... Random giveaway. I hope this device is going to be the most expensive fruitcake. Moving and quitting. Hate papercuts! Fear is the biggest inhibitor. I just love how Casey screams. It's like if he's like Victor Frankenstein and he realize what monster he has created. So, his scream is the one of sheer terror and remorse and nothing less. And he hurts again. We're playing video games, if mom visits here. Bigger office changes the game. Profile, it's oh...
SHE'S PURE TROUBLE (Nov 26) - Candice, the liability. SoulCycle. Old timey bike racing. Brooklyn views are the best. Grocery shopping. So-so. Hat for Francine. Where's the Uber. Weird stock footage is going to be a thing now, isn't it? Open 365 days. Taking braces. Cough syrup trouble.
I'M GLAD THE COPS SHOWED UP (Nov 27) - Street player. Black Friday is here... Absolutely. Black Friday Run, felt good. I need to be away... Counterfeit sell bags in a Old National Bank? weird. Most exciting thing. Creed is awesome. It's Jersey Cold. No zip leather. Hard to compare. Cry&Cheer
SECRET NYC NIKE STORE (Nov 28) - And out it comes. First non-ladscape timelapse intro? Row. Poof! Only the god is here. Dutch timelapse. Bookstore, or baby Mecca. And they left. The Odeon. So sour, continues eating anyway. Big eater. Feel this. Really expensive. Owen lounging. That's 75%. Not successful shopping, many fan sighting however. Cupcake doesn't count. Looks overpriced.
ABOUT THOSE NAKED PICTURES (Nov 29) - Doing the family thing. More Francine in a mess. I have to tinkle. Just walking. Ready for bedtime. Lack of maturity. Candice looks very different. ALARM! Complete space... Can't read numbers. CUBA! Delegation. Lot of nuances.
THE BEST CAMERA MONEY CAN BUY (Nov 30) - Cramming four day's work. Put that on trash. Holiday gifts. Better depth. Up and down. Make it anon. Yelling incoherently. Dollar pizza... bummer. 3AM flight? Well, be up by 3AM. Put the address and SoulCycle. Little bit of exercise.
SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO FLY WITH (Dec 1) - Candice's critique is very helpful to us. So, it's a 5AM flight. Princess later... Precheck. It's like 3 hours and 20 minutes extra. Look at that skyline. Okay, flip... and that's enough. Eating all their free food. Weird subtitles. TO BE CONTINUED!
SHE IS A DREAM TO TRAVEL WITH (Dec 1) - School plane. 2... whatever this is. Bag of hats!!! It's sunny in Cuba! Sugar packet. Customs and camera gear. National Hotel, built by the Mafia. Completely falling apart. No cellphones and no advertisement. Lost. Pharmacy? Only lights.
$1 CUBAN RUM TROUBLE (Dec 2) - Largest fort in Americas. Power of the Cuban sun. Tech and tourist things. Underestimating language skills. Didn't last long. That's one way to crack a coconut. Horse buggy! Meeting the comrade. A+ travelers. Grumble. Conference. Drinks and more drinks.
HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANE? (Dec 3) - Going for another run. Friends from Tech. So pretty in the morning. Am I... ohh! Mojito breakfast. I think it came out of a can. All those cigars. Don't do that to me. Funny old car... Back on the bus. Gift shop? Sugar cane! US Embassy. Diet is United States only? Stakes are high! First international voyage. Float on a raft... Inspiring.
ANYTHING FOR HER (Dec 4) - Missed the shuttle. Flying JetBlue. People are so nice. Gridlock rush hour traffic. Solution is a helicopter. Casey does the ending, while Michael does the beginning. One of the better travel. Last minute compromise, now have a one year old in amidst.
1 YEAR OLD CAKE EATING CHALLENGE (Dec 5) - Photoshoot and entire cake??? Light kit. Setting up lightbox. It's interesting that Casey is a middle child. Beginning this time. Glass breaking? All that 80's synth is lovely. Full cake and a full days later. That last song is my favorite.
DANGEROUS BOOSTED BOARD MODIFICATION (Dec 6) - Catch-up vlog! Stroller walk. Sneeze. It got slower. Boosted modification. Hardcore Jewish Bakery. Dean is so much taller. Yes, this is the first time Van has uttered in this vlog series. Good old days. PHOTOBOMB. Shopping.
SOMEONE SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL (Dec 7) - 55 since September. Mail jackpot. Arden and Will, I should have known. Nuts... Creative art. Not helping. Friends in Twitter. Light up color. Taken... sadly. Israeli treats. Awesome gifts from the total strangers. Eyelash extensions?
SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE? (Dec 8) - I like this crowd shots... Giveaway. He never comes back Sport medicine doctor. Intense. Holidays are amazing... AND WE RETURN. Wish? Get close to the fire as you can. No generic answer. Digging ditches, washing dishes. Opportunity created, whole bunch of movies. Yes. So I won't. Full steam ahead. 400 questions. Khaki are a nice touch. Comfort is something he doesn't care. MIT... Fellow? Wonderful experience. General why? Go do that! iPad!
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE (Dec 9) - Moving apartments? Two lapses in one. Story Time. Passion of New York City. Tom Hank's finest work. Continually fantasizing. Realize all the promise. Enveloped. Maniac dream and sad teenager. Trailer. Intangible... go out. It is war! Price of entry. Age 34!
OUT OF CONTROL OFFICE PARTY (Dec 10) - I could just steal this car. Holiday jackpot. So much water. Why do we have wine? Always a pleasure. Set-up and dinner... PARTY! Baby later. Bigger screen. Smoke machine? Italian restaurant. Is that Jean? Full rendition and clarification. Sara's definitely not 21. I thought this was a timelapse thing, but maybe it's not. Nice cover. ROUS?
THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK BOOZE (Dec 11) - Massive hangover perhaps. Good food. I mean bad food. Too much stuff? Better? That is a nice gong. So stupid. Mid-December? So unproductive. Self-destruction. Does timelapse help? Movies... by myself. The Big Short good.
WILD SANTACON 2015 iN NYC (Dec 12) - Reporting from the worst disruption in New York City From Queens and California and Dallas... I know. Sure? More cynicism??? No, the cynicism comes from the house... people in SantaCon are aggressively optimist... why do you think they are doing this thing? No santas. Maybe they don't... like... Christmas. Trainwreck. Nice remix.
Leaving NYC (Dec 13) - Hours of Fun? Very specific running schedule. Street workout. What's with the... nevermind. Mini-doc. So short? I felt it was a perfect time. Brunch option. Tight hallway. Childproofing. Premature, ready to get out of the city. Global Warming is real. She's a fast crawler. THE BOOKSTORE. Really tired. Moving to NYC.. well... this is strange juxtaposition. DAD!
I Used To Be Chubby (Dec 14) - Dan from South Africa. Gonna lean it to him. Green juice. Impressive work. Two contradictory themes. Love and leaving. Good book. Segment compartment frustrated childhood. Challenging time, how fat I was. Pursuit of unknown. Establishment in LA???
THIS JACKET EXISTS! but there's only 1 (Dec 15) - Grilled cheese sandwiches. I remember the dollar pizza. All the ray-bans. Prove them wrong. Right now, very exciting and happy. I don't. Think as it changes. Loneliness. Dreaming about a life. Leather Jacket! Visit to the factory. It's only mine.
Jet Blue First Class REVIEW (Dec 16) - It's time to go! Insane amount of luggage. How do you get all this stuff? Pretty rough start. Going through security. Heading for gate. Birchbox. Really nice. Why don't I be in JetBlue? Miracle of Science. Weird flight path. We brought the poodle. New baby.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (Dec 17) - Bad haircut. They are normal sized. Dangerous, break. It's amicable... there's a 'c'. Less than ideal, friend is not here. Hills and house. Mission accomplished. Three motorcycle, but I'm not in NYC... WHY YOU ARE IN LA? Too sweet. Meat boxes. LA food!
only 1 thing in the world scares me, this is it. (Dec 18) - Not the most practical. No milk for Frankenstein. We're back at the carousel. House-shopping? Scattered. Jake Roper, holy... in treatment Stuck in a bed. Sickness is never fair. Weird leg. Meaningful. Your hair is better than Casey's. Biggest fear is getting sick. Crash is fair. Moral luck. Looks like criminal. Max lifting weight? Nice house!
The Impossible BICYCLE (Dec 19) - That was an amazing intro! Oh, that's a seat. Two in the afternoon getting caught up on email. Million negotiation. Contaminated? Run in the morning. Fishes and chip throwing off course. What is this stuff. Well, it's not the Atacama desert! Cycle in the rain.
How to Make A Viral YouTube Skit (Dec 20) - 8:30, seven miles to a glorious run! New tooth! Shoes for those who cannot walk. The poem corner. International baby videos. Mouthcam! Who? no one said. Gauging and good. Lily is good at gauging. Skit is good. Nailed it! Great cookies. Process! Control freak like Casey? Awws from everyone. Does she do the editing, she's a fast editor then.
NEVER VLOG IN THE BATHROOM (Dec 21) - Sledding looks more like tobogganing. Seals are quite common here, endearing. Eric and Kevin is running! Here's the store. She just... both confused. Food... oh that was a thing. Strange Whole Foods Experience. Poor tree. Time change and runaround. He never coups off to a 'disaster'. If a thing falls, he can't save it. Really into fish... I mean Phish.
IT WAS GREAT! (Dec 22) - Does the cloud look beautiful today? Nev runs weird. 20, I mean 8 miles. Feeling strong. I better not get sick! Star Wars, street is little wet. ??? Movie was wonderful! Los Angeles edition. Why watch a vlog. More raw? New way for story. Real? Garbage to sell stuff. Research for own career. Holograms? Internet of Things! Betting the future! People are finding me!
She Picked The LAMBORGHINI (Dec 23) - Almost forgot the camera. Here in Beverly Hill. There are few thing... very few things. There's no handle?! Jewelry place. Great sweater. $1,150! LEAVE! Neighborhood to live? No crashing. The hills are beautiful. Man's contempt for nature. Seat doesn't look so comfortable. World first? Glamorized and gone. It's the sprawl. Still yes. More cookies!
A Big Fat THANK YOU! (Dec 24) - Tub of nutella. Merry Christmas, acknowledgment. Another reason to vlog... Audience is always a unforeseen reason. Tremendous appreciation. One of the best... Going East? Maybe Torrance? Wash your hand. IT'S CLOSED. YES, aw. Canter's is a classic. Steps? Parking spot validation. Weird fashion store. I'm leaving. Behave... inspire??? There were nice plates. WHAT are they saying in the music? She doesn't know pediatrics. Boosted home.
I SCREWED UP BIG TIME (Nov 25) - A note to Marlon. Look at those people. Reddit is scary. Strongest plug. Auto-focus!!! Not busy, no use... Random giveaway. I hope this device is going to be the most expensive fruitcake. Moving and quitting. Hate papercuts! Fear is the biggest inhibitor. I just love how Casey screams. It's like if he's like Victor Frankenstein and he realize what monster he has created. So, his scream is the one of sheer terror and remorse and nothing less. And he hurts again. We're playing video games, if mom visits here. Bigger office changes the game. Profile, it's oh...
SHE'S PURE TROUBLE (Nov 26) - Candice, the liability. SoulCycle. Old timey bike racing. Brooklyn views are the best. Grocery shopping. So-so. Hat for Francine. Where's the Uber. Weird stock footage is going to be a thing now, isn't it? Open 365 days. Taking braces. Cough syrup trouble.
I'M GLAD THE COPS SHOWED UP (Nov 27) - Street player. Black Friday is here... Absolutely. Black Friday Run, felt good. I need to be away... Counterfeit sell bags in a Old National Bank? weird. Most exciting thing. Creed is awesome. It's Jersey Cold. No zip leather. Hard to compare. Cry&Cheer
SECRET NYC NIKE STORE (Nov 28) - And out it comes. First non-ladscape timelapse intro? Row. Poof! Only the god is here. Dutch timelapse. Bookstore, or baby Mecca. And they left. The Odeon. So sour, continues eating anyway. Big eater. Feel this. Really expensive. Owen lounging. That's 75%. Not successful shopping, many fan sighting however. Cupcake doesn't count. Looks overpriced.
ABOUT THOSE NAKED PICTURES (Nov 29) - Doing the family thing. More Francine in a mess. I have to tinkle. Just walking. Ready for bedtime. Lack of maturity. Candice looks very different. ALARM! Complete space... Can't read numbers. CUBA! Delegation. Lot of nuances.
THE BEST CAMERA MONEY CAN BUY (Nov 30) - Cramming four day's work. Put that on trash. Holiday gifts. Better depth. Up and down. Make it anon. Yelling incoherently. Dollar pizza... bummer. 3AM flight? Well, be up by 3AM. Put the address and SoulCycle. Little bit of exercise.
SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO FLY WITH (Dec 1) - Candice's critique is very helpful to us. So, it's a 5AM flight. Princess later... Precheck. It's like 3 hours and 20 minutes extra. Look at that skyline. Okay, flip... and that's enough. Eating all their free food. Weird subtitles. TO BE CONTINUED!
SHE IS A DREAM TO TRAVEL WITH (Dec 1) - School plane. 2... whatever this is. Bag of hats!!! It's sunny in Cuba! Sugar packet. Customs and camera gear. National Hotel, built by the Mafia. Completely falling apart. No cellphones and no advertisement. Lost. Pharmacy? Only lights.
$1 CUBAN RUM TROUBLE (Dec 2) - Largest fort in Americas. Power of the Cuban sun. Tech and tourist things. Underestimating language skills. Didn't last long. That's one way to crack a coconut. Horse buggy! Meeting the comrade. A+ travelers. Grumble. Conference. Drinks and more drinks.
HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANE? (Dec 3) - Going for another run. Friends from Tech. So pretty in the morning. Am I... ohh! Mojito breakfast. I think it came out of a can. All those cigars. Don't do that to me. Funny old car... Back on the bus. Gift shop? Sugar cane! US Embassy. Diet is United States only? Stakes are high! First international voyage. Float on a raft... Inspiring.
ANYTHING FOR HER (Dec 4) - Missed the shuttle. Flying JetBlue. People are so nice. Gridlock rush hour traffic. Solution is a helicopter. Casey does the ending, while Michael does the beginning. One of the better travel. Last minute compromise, now have a one year old in amidst.
1 YEAR OLD CAKE EATING CHALLENGE (Dec 5) - Photoshoot and entire cake??? Light kit. Setting up lightbox. It's interesting that Casey is a middle child. Beginning this time. Glass breaking? All that 80's synth is lovely. Full cake and a full days later. That last song is my favorite.
DANGEROUS BOOSTED BOARD MODIFICATION (Dec 6) - Catch-up vlog! Stroller walk. Sneeze. It got slower. Boosted modification. Hardcore Jewish Bakery. Dean is so much taller. Yes, this is the first time Van has uttered in this vlog series. Good old days. PHOTOBOMB. Shopping.
SOMEONE SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL (Dec 7) - 55 since September. Mail jackpot. Arden and Will, I should have known. Nuts... Creative art. Not helping. Friends in Twitter. Light up color. Taken... sadly. Israeli treats. Awesome gifts from the total strangers. Eyelash extensions?
SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE? (Dec 8) - I like this crowd shots... Giveaway. He never comes back Sport medicine doctor. Intense. Holidays are amazing... AND WE RETURN. Wish? Get close to the fire as you can. No generic answer. Digging ditches, washing dishes. Opportunity created, whole bunch of movies. Yes. So I won't. Full steam ahead. 400 questions. Khaki are a nice touch. Comfort is something he doesn't care. MIT... Fellow? Wonderful experience. General why? Go do that! iPad!
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE (Dec 9) - Moving apartments? Two lapses in one. Story Time. Passion of New York City. Tom Hank's finest work. Continually fantasizing. Realize all the promise. Enveloped. Maniac dream and sad teenager. Trailer. Intangible... go out. It is war! Price of entry. Age 34!
OUT OF CONTROL OFFICE PARTY (Dec 10) - I could just steal this car. Holiday jackpot. So much water. Why do we have wine? Always a pleasure. Set-up and dinner... PARTY! Baby later. Bigger screen. Smoke machine? Italian restaurant. Is that Jean? Full rendition and clarification. Sara's definitely not 21. I thought this was a timelapse thing, but maybe it's not. Nice cover. ROUS?
THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK BOOZE (Dec 11) - Massive hangover perhaps. Good food. I mean bad food. Too much stuff? Better? That is a nice gong. So stupid. Mid-December? So unproductive. Self-destruction. Does timelapse help? Movies... by myself. The Big Short good.
WILD SANTACON 2015 iN NYC (Dec 12) - Reporting from the worst disruption in New York City From Queens and California and Dallas... I know. Sure? More cynicism??? No, the cynicism comes from the house... people in SantaCon are aggressively optimist... why do you think they are doing this thing? No santas. Maybe they don't... like... Christmas. Trainwreck. Nice remix.
Leaving NYC (Dec 13) - Hours of Fun? Very specific running schedule. Street workout. What's with the... nevermind. Mini-doc. So short? I felt it was a perfect time. Brunch option. Tight hallway. Childproofing. Premature, ready to get out of the city. Global Warming is real. She's a fast crawler. THE BOOKSTORE. Really tired. Moving to NYC.. well... this is strange juxtaposition. DAD!
I Used To Be Chubby (Dec 14) - Dan from South Africa. Gonna lean it to him. Green juice. Impressive work. Two contradictory themes. Love and leaving. Good book. Segment compartment frustrated childhood. Challenging time, how fat I was. Pursuit of unknown. Establishment in LA???
THIS JACKET EXISTS! but there's only 1 (Dec 15) - Grilled cheese sandwiches. I remember the dollar pizza. All the ray-bans. Prove them wrong. Right now, very exciting and happy. I don't. Think as it changes. Loneliness. Dreaming about a life. Leather Jacket! Visit to the factory. It's only mine.
Jet Blue First Class REVIEW (Dec 16) - It's time to go! Insane amount of luggage. How do you get all this stuff? Pretty rough start. Going through security. Heading for gate. Birchbox. Really nice. Why don't I be in JetBlue? Miracle of Science. Weird flight path. We brought the poodle. New baby.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (Dec 17) - Bad haircut. They are normal sized. Dangerous, break. It's amicable... there's a 'c'. Less than ideal, friend is not here. Hills and house. Mission accomplished. Three motorcycle, but I'm not in NYC... WHY YOU ARE IN LA? Too sweet. Meat boxes. LA food!
only 1 thing in the world scares me, this is it. (Dec 18) - Not the most practical. No milk for Frankenstein. We're back at the carousel. House-shopping? Scattered. Jake Roper, holy... in treatment Stuck in a bed. Sickness is never fair. Weird leg. Meaningful. Your hair is better than Casey's. Biggest fear is getting sick. Crash is fair. Moral luck. Looks like criminal. Max lifting weight? Nice house!
The Impossible BICYCLE (Dec 19) - That was an amazing intro! Oh, that's a seat. Two in the afternoon getting caught up on email. Million negotiation. Contaminated? Run in the morning. Fishes and chip throwing off course. What is this stuff. Well, it's not the Atacama desert! Cycle in the rain.
How to Make A Viral YouTube Skit (Dec 20) - 8:30, seven miles to a glorious run! New tooth! Shoes for those who cannot walk. The poem corner. International baby videos. Mouthcam! Who? no one said. Gauging and good. Lily is good at gauging. Skit is good. Nailed it! Great cookies. Process! Control freak like Casey? Awws from everyone. Does she do the editing, she's a fast editor then.
NEVER VLOG IN THE BATHROOM (Dec 21) - Sledding looks more like tobogganing. Seals are quite common here, endearing. Eric and Kevin is running! Here's the store. She just... both confused. Food... oh that was a thing. Strange Whole Foods Experience. Poor tree. Time change and runaround. He never coups off to a 'disaster'. If a thing falls, he can't save it. Really into fish... I mean Phish.
IT WAS GREAT! (Dec 22) - Does the cloud look beautiful today? Nev runs weird. 20, I mean 8 miles. Feeling strong. I better not get sick! Star Wars, street is little wet. ??? Movie was wonderful! Los Angeles edition. Why watch a vlog. More raw? New way for story. Real? Garbage to sell stuff. Research for own career. Holograms? Internet of Things! Betting the future! People are finding me!
She Picked The LAMBORGHINI (Dec 23) - Almost forgot the camera. Here in Beverly Hill. There are few thing... very few things. There's no handle?! Jewelry place. Great sweater. $1,150! LEAVE! Neighborhood to live? No crashing. The hills are beautiful. Man's contempt for nature. Seat doesn't look so comfortable. World first? Glamorized and gone. It's the sprawl. Still yes. More cookies!
A Big Fat THANK YOU! (Dec 24) - Tub of nutella. Merry Christmas, acknowledgment. Another reason to vlog... Audience is always a unforeseen reason. Tremendous appreciation. One of the best... Going East? Maybe Torrance? Wash your hand. IT'S CLOSED. YES, aw. Canter's is a classic. Steps? Parking spot validation. Weird fashion store. I'm leaving. Behave... inspire??? There were nice plates. WHAT are they saying in the music? She doesn't know pediatrics. Boosted home.
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