Saturday, April 23, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 9

It's weird start near Thanksgiving, it's weirder to end this at Christmas eve.

I SCREWED UP BIG TIME (Nov 25) - A note to Marlon. Look at those people. Reddit is scary. Strongest plug. Auto-focus!!! Not busy, no use... Random giveaway. I hope this device is going to be the most expensive fruitcake. Moving and quitting. Hate papercuts! Fear is the biggest inhibitor. I just love how Casey screams. It's like if he's like Victor Frankenstein and he realize what monster he has created. So, his scream is the one of sheer terror and remorse and nothing less. And he hurts again. We're playing video games, if mom visits here. Bigger office changes the game. Profile, it's oh...

SHE'S PURE TROUBLE (Nov 26) - Candice, the liability. SoulCycle. Old timey bike racing. Brooklyn views are the best. Grocery shopping. So-so. Hat for Francine. Where's the Uber. Weird stock footage is going to be a thing now, isn't it? Open 365 days. Taking braces. Cough syrup trouble.

I'M GLAD THE COPS SHOWED UP (Nov 27) - Street player. Black Friday is here... Absolutely. Black Friday Run, felt good. I need to be away... Counterfeit sell bags in a Old National Bank? weird. Most exciting thing. Creed is awesome. It's Jersey Cold. No zip leather. Hard to compare. Cry&Cheer

SECRET NYC NIKE STORE (Nov 28) - And out it comes. First non-ladscape timelapse intro? Row. Poof! Only the god is here. Dutch timelapse. Bookstore, or baby Mecca. And they left. The Odeon. So sour, continues eating anyway. Big eater. Feel this. Really expensive. Owen lounging. That's 75%. Not successful shopping, many fan sighting however. Cupcake doesn't count. Looks overpriced.

ABOUT THOSE NAKED PICTURES (Nov 29) - Doing the family thing. More Francine in a mess. I have to tinkle. Just walking. Ready for bedtime. Lack of maturity. Candice looks very different. ALARM! Complete space... Can't read numbers. CUBA! Delegation. Lot of nuances.

THE BEST CAMERA MONEY CAN BUY (Nov 30) - Cramming four day's work. Put that on trash. Holiday gifts. Better depth. Up and down. Make it anon. Yelling incoherently. Dollar pizza... bummer. 3AM flight? Well, be up by 3AM. Put the address and SoulCycle. Little bit of exercise.

SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO FLY WITH (Dec 1) - Candice's critique is very helpful to us. So, it's a 5AM flight. Princess later... Precheck. It's like 3 hours and 20 minutes extra. Look at that skyline. Okay, flip... and that's enough. Eating all their free food. Weird subtitles. TO BE CONTINUED!
SHE IS A DREAM TO TRAVEL WITH (Dec 1) - School plane. 2... whatever this is. Bag of hats!!! It's sunny in Cuba! Sugar packet. Customs and camera gear. National Hotel, built by the Mafia. Completely falling apart. No cellphones and no advertisement. Lost. Pharmacy? Only lights.

$1 CUBAN RUM TROUBLE (Dec 2) - Largest fort in Americas. Power of the Cuban sun. Tech and tourist things. Underestimating language skills. Didn't last long. That's one way to crack a coconut. Horse buggy! Meeting the comrade. A+ travelers. Grumble. Conference. Drinks and more drinks.

HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANE? (Dec 3) - Going for another run. Friends from Tech. So pretty in the morning. Am I... ohh! Mojito breakfast. I think it came out of a can. All those cigars. Don't do that to me. Funny old car... Back on the bus. Gift shop? Sugar cane! US Embassy. Diet is United States only? Stakes are high! First international voyage. Float on a raft... Inspiring.

ANYTHING FOR HER (Dec 4) - Missed the shuttle. Flying JetBlue. People are so nice. Gridlock rush hour traffic. Solution is a helicopter. Casey does the ending, while Michael does the beginning. One of the better travel. Last minute compromise, now have a one year old in amidst.

1 YEAR OLD CAKE EATING CHALLENGE (Dec 5) - Photoshoot and entire cake??? Light kit. Setting up lightbox. It's interesting that Casey is a middle child. Beginning this time. Glass breaking? All that 80's synth is lovely. Full cake and a full days later. That last song is my favorite.

DANGEROUS BOOSTED BOARD MODIFICATION (Dec 6) - Catch-up vlog! Stroller walk. Sneeze. It got slower. Boosted modification. Hardcore Jewish Bakery. Dean is so much taller. Yes, this is the first time Van has uttered in this vlog series. Good old days. PHOTOBOMB. Shopping.

SOMEONE SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL (Dec 7) - 55 since September. Mail jackpot. Arden and Will, I should have known. Nuts... Creative art. Not helping. Friends in Twitter. Light up color. Taken... sadly. Israeli treats. Awesome gifts from the total strangers. Eyelash extensions?

SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE? (Dec 8) - I like this crowd shots... Giveaway. He never comes back Sport medicine doctor. Intense. Holidays are amazing... AND WE RETURN. Wish? Get close to the fire as you can. No generic answer. Digging ditches, washing dishes. Opportunity created, whole bunch of movies. Yes. So I won't. Full steam ahead. 400 questions. Khaki are a nice touch. Comfort is something he doesn't care. MIT... Fellow?  Wonderful experience. General why? Go do that! iPad!

MY FIRST TRUE LOVE (Dec 9) - Moving apartments? Two lapses in one. Story Time. Passion of New York City. Tom Hank's finest work. Continually fantasizing. Realize all the promise. Enveloped. Maniac dream and sad teenager. Trailer. Intangible... go out. It is war! Price of entry. Age 34!

OUT OF CONTROL OFFICE PARTY (Dec 10) - I could just steal this car. Holiday jackpot. So much water. Why do we have wine? Always a pleasure. Set-up and dinner... PARTY! Baby later. Bigger screen. Smoke machine? Italian restaurant. Is that Jean? Full rendition and clarification. Sara's definitely not 21. I thought this was a timelapse thing, but maybe it's not. Nice cover. ROUS?

THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK BOOZE (Dec 11) - Massive hangover perhaps. Good food. I mean bad food. Too much stuff? Better? That is a nice gong. So stupid. Mid-December? So unproductive. Self-destruction. Does timelapse help? Movies... by myself. The Big Short good.

WILD SANTACON 2015 iN NYC (Dec 12) - Reporting from the worst disruption in New York City From Queens and California and Dallas... I know. Sure? More cynicism??? No, the cynicism comes from the house... people in SantaCon are aggressively optimist... why do you think they are doing this thing? No santas. Maybe they don't... like... Christmas. Trainwreck. Nice remix.

Leaving NYC (Dec 13) - Hours of Fun? Very specific running schedule. Street workout. What's with the... nevermind. Mini-doc. So short? I felt it was a perfect time. Brunch option. Tight hallway. Childproofing. Premature, ready to get out of the city. Global Warming is real. She's a fast crawler. THE BOOKSTORE. Really tired. Moving to NYC.. well... this is strange juxtaposition.  DAD!

I Used To Be Chubby (Dec 14) - Dan from South Africa. Gonna lean it to him. Green juice. Impressive work. Two contradictory themes. Love and leaving. Good book. Segment compartment frustrated childhood. Challenging time, how fat I was. Pursuit of unknown. Establishment in LA???

THIS JACKET EXISTS! but there's only 1 (Dec 15) - Grilled cheese sandwiches. I remember the dollar pizza. All the ray-bans. Prove them wrong. Right now, very exciting and happy. I don't. Think as it changes. Loneliness. Dreaming about a life. Leather Jacket! Visit to the factory. It's only mine.

Jet Blue First Class REVIEW (Dec 16) - It's time to go! Insane amount of luggage. How do you get all this stuff? Pretty rough start. Going through security. Heading for gate. Birchbox. Really nice. Why don't I be in JetBlue? Miracle of Science. Weird flight path. We brought the poodle. New baby.

HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (Dec 17) - Bad haircut. They are normal sized. Dangerous, break. It's amicable... there's a 'c'. Less than ideal, friend is not here. Hills and house. Mission accomplished. Three motorcycle, but I'm not in NYC... WHY YOU ARE IN LA? Too sweet. Meat boxes. LA food!

only 1 thing in the world scares me, this is it. (Dec 18) - Not the most practical. No milk for Frankenstein. We're back at the carousel. House-shopping? Scattered. Jake Roper, holy... in treatment Stuck in a bed. Sickness is never fair. Weird leg. Meaningful. Your hair is better than Casey's. Biggest fear is getting sick. Crash is fair. Moral luck. Looks like criminal. Max lifting weight? Nice house!

The Impossible BICYCLE (Dec 19) - That was an amazing intro! Oh, that's a seat. Two in the afternoon getting caught up on email. Million negotiation. Contaminated? Run in the morning. Fishes and chip throwing off course. What is this stuff. Well, it's not the Atacama desert! Cycle in the rain.

How to Make A Viral YouTube Skit (Dec 20) - 8:30, seven miles to a glorious run! New tooth! Shoes for those who cannot walk. The poem corner. International baby videos. Mouthcam! Who? no one said. Gauging and good. Lily is good at gauging. Skit is good. Nailed it! Great cookies. Process! Control freak like Casey? Awws from everyone. Does she do the editing, she's a fast editor then.

NEVER VLOG IN THE BATHROOM (Dec 21) - Sledding looks more like tobogganing. Seals are quite common here, endearing. Eric and Kevin is running! Here's the store. She just... both confused. Food... oh that was a thing. Strange Whole Foods Experience. Poor tree. Time change and runaround. He never coups off to a 'disaster'. If a thing falls, he can't save it.  Really into fish... I mean Phish.

IT WAS GREAT! (Dec 22) - Does the cloud look beautiful today? Nev runs weird. 20, I mean 8 miles. Feeling strong. I better not get sick! Star Wars, street is little wet. ??? Movie was wonderful! Los Angeles edition. Why watch a vlog. More raw? New way for story. Real? Garbage to sell stuff. Research for own career. Holograms? Internet of Things! Betting the future! People are finding me!

She Picked The LAMBORGHINI (Dec 23) - Almost forgot the camera. Here in Beverly Hill. There are few thing... very few things. There's no handle?! Jewelry place. Great sweater. $1,150! LEAVE! Neighborhood to live? No crashing. The hills are beautiful. Man's contempt for nature. Seat doesn't look so comfortable. World first? Glamorized and gone. It's the sprawl. Still yes. More cookies!

A Big Fat THANK YOU! (Dec 24) - Tub of nutella. Merry Christmas, acknowledgment. Another reason to vlog... Audience is always a unforeseen reason. Tremendous appreciation. One of the best... Going East? Maybe Torrance? Wash your hand. IT'S CLOSED. YES, aw. Canter's is a classic. Steps? Parking spot validation. Weird fashion store. I'm leaving. Behave... inspire??? There were nice plates. WHAT are they saying in the music? She doesn't know pediatrics. Boosted home.

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