Thursday, April 7, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 2

Continuing the rundown, I guess? Also, decided to cut it off at 24th of the month.

Domestic Life (Apr 25) - Some distance gives appreciation. Snack to go. Traffic. Self-absorbed, neu-millienials these days. Look at that smile. Just... okay. Baby walk. Destroy that lawn. Relatable?

She Wasn't Wearing a Shirt (Apr 26) - Trunk is shut? Paper boy... I remember those times. There's no gas... just great timing. Also that. Bra to breakfast. Let's get the hell out of here. Edit got faster. Francine got the smiles from Candice. You can cry, Casey. Don't feed dog donuts. Photo in Brooklyn.

My Biggest Failure (Apr 27) - Straight to the pipeline. Pure intuition and text. TICKET. Monday face. Abstract episode. Balance. Another Tom Scott. TV SHOW. HBO, biggest name in television. Nothing, made it! Nothing changed. Never made it! Fight up... always. Brief meeting.

Zero F*cks What People Think (Apr 28) - Question time. Photo shoot! Rested. Things and stuff. Garbage truck Q&A. Of course. Underwear edit. That's why they never sleep... it's all the noise. Eliminate the bad person, birthmarks. WATCH THE OTHER ONE. Fit in? Bullies are losers. DESTROY THE BULLIES WITH POSTIVITY. Working. Francine in office. David Wiener.

Short Skirts and Rip Off Artists (Apr 29) - Peanut. Inspiration, Herzog? Cheat... Truly original? This is based on Jack Harries's copy vlog... It's hard. (Verdict: No. Yes, some parts are definite ripoffs but there's more focus on the company on this vlog and Jack is much less good at vlogging. No wit. He's just a nebby guy who has no wit to get him out like Charlie. Like he doesn't even really try. It's bad.) Moving on, too protective. Cool tap. Investor Karlie. Ripped hole. Cobblestone... nice. No need to yell... TT... TT... YL... TTL? Dudeish. Seal of approval. MORE PROTEST.

Marriage Confession (Apr 30) - That's why you should be in more vlogs. Shared life is a great life. Almost organized, different clothes? Cow tips it over. Josh has a new film! Jewelry off a kitchen table, more successful! Fighter! People hate weaving through streets. So fancy! Famous stuff... Great silly, though. Frankie is a good unisex name. Similar work ethic. FEMALE ADMIRER! Kloss of course. Second date, tattoo the name, ah yes. Amsterdam and Cape Town is great. Boring? NO!

Scariest Day of My Life (May 1) - Pursue or happens! Most people are insecure. Journalist running. Learning steps. Self-soothing. Scary... September 11. CRUSHING NOISE. Paper falling. Camera. Unbridled terror. Cut. Red coming! Haunting memory. Look like CGI. Birth and 9/11 and fighter jet. Haunting. New world trade center! Great photo. Men in Black? Don't worry, Asian is doing it. MOM

Pigeon Man (May 2) - TILT-SHIFT! Little frustration. Baby food in... that. SHE LOVES IT. Day of the family. Sister! Going up! People to New York. Stroller bell! Straight to tub. Bye moon. Social. Going out... that's a real cop. The ear? What a bar. Nicely drawn. Just tired. Abysmal Marginal

What is she doing? (May 3) - Fight and then OH MY GOD! Lot of stuff. Cop car as tripod... GYM! Great aesthetic. Nice plants! Here's Jerome. Expect the camera and compliments. Late night... SoHo Fitting and fun. Very tired. Selfie stick? Looking incredible. Cigarette butt = fashion people.

You're Not Allowed on the Red Carpet (May 4) - Sick pigeon. Irresistable fun thing. Suprising sight. Choco consumption. telescope? Little late. Multi-task! Permit? This is incredibly awkward. Bieber is such a noob. Tuxedo, one wheel (not him), Got the bowtie. Wonderful coverage. Need tiny burger.

Instant Dreadlocks (May 5) - Best day are smile days. Adult prom. Very delirious. Already Q & A? Like a lightsaber. Louie joins. Godfather is ShayCarl but Louie is a Da Vinci in terms of painting. SOUTH AFRICA, unanimous. Trouble with vloggers. Thinking. Extreme. Get busy. Inertia. Fun for Casey! Baking inside and giant teddy bear. No electrocution. Affection! What a lovely couple.

Fat and Lazy (May 6) - BORED? We built this city out of boredom. PROP! Time and productivity. Ryan Holiday, genius. Not crazy at all, working to goal is essential. Ending at the same place.

We Should've Read the Instructions (May 7) - Good footage. Feeling bad. 7AM weed? Great weather chunky peanut butter. Fancy degenerates. Electric unicycles. Definite non-paid endorsement (?) Office is at 368 Broadway... and that's why it's productive. Four to recoup. No one take unicycles.

The Helicopter Incident (May 8) - Awesome. Running with Lindsey. ZONKED OUT. Two phone? Liberating? Work at YouTube?! Fancy videographing. Going to a heli! Heartland of Jersey... THE WERST... Morning jumpsuit? Audio needs to be thrown out... This is great. Out of the copter.

Mother's Attack Plan (May 9) - Just a painter. Gifts? On the unicycle. Present ideas. Bloomingdale's. Trying all the spanx. Bye, so it begins. Surprize, lesser prize? The variable! Balloon and flowers. Race for Candice. Looking good. Quick inventory. GET THE BALLOONS. Francine good sport.

Just Me Talking (May 10) - Primer with glasses... interesting. BLEEP, awww... nice and quiet. Talking one on one. Principle, figuring out, realizing the passion. FIXATE. Confident action. Shortcut is not it. Years of pain and struggle... decade before a living. Realizing takes time. Big thought.

I Wrecked a New Mercedes-Benz (May 11) - On the scene. Stairmaster viewing. NINE HOUR NAP. Behind the scenes. BLIND CONFIDENCE. 4 video for Benz. Big deal for the audience. Background and history. Oscar, producer.  Car factory. Bonneville, prototype: Oscar fact. Yes... Iggy Azalea?

Special Visitor (May 12) - Apex of bridge, keep on the toes. Lovely water cup. Q & A Ignore praise. Philosophically? Two priority - family,business. It had to be destroy. Service job is important. Fixate. Answer... doing something that you hate. Influential job? Photo shoot Jack and Renee! Dylan!!!

Mountain Bike Front Flips (May 13) - 50 movies. Wow, that wind. Camera walkthrough. Constant new content. (VEDA) S1 320... G7X, cool stuff. Sounds on one side. Gorilla pod. Professional biker! Riding on a citi bike! Can do a front flip. Red bull, front flips? Back flip! Made it for the baby.

Baby Ball Pit (May 14) - No bleep. Jinx editor. No blame shitty day. Through the break cable. Complaining! Why failure, just to succeed. Casey's argument is flawed, worse people argument falls down slippery slope that I wrote... somewhere. My argument would be that it isn't productive. Which is what Casey express at the end. But complaining is a good first step, if done correctly. You shouldn't feel cathartic when complaining, in fact you should be more angry... so that you can do something.

The Vice President, Outer Space and the Baby (May 15) - Little clarification. Forum, not a journal, is a good strategy... although journal doesn't preclude from success. Family? Boy? Event? Discussion... Free breakfast is all it takes. That seems like something way above you level, honestly.

Secret Airport Entrance (May 16) - NO SKATEBOARD! No skim milk?! Better selection. Goodbye is so sad... but we must continue. Secret entrance, don't steal Michael's thing!!! That's what you mean by bump? That's not a bump. Layover is tiring. No direct flight to Las Vegas? And also... correct.

They Were Crying (May 17) - Definitely not. WHAT A SIGHT. CASINO is a labyrinth. No funny business, just ironing??? So friendly. Hide, really? Great interview? That's comedy. He always go for the meals. Swift does Van Halen? Really. Shoes? GOING INSIDE... Is this a convention? Yep.

Never Sleep in a Taxi (May 18) - Two more hours. Shower, work. Pretty useless tattoo. Manana? MoMA is just terrible, but Hannah Knows What looks cool. There you go. Natasha knows him?

Glad I Had On Underwear (May 19) - Close door never works... Gratuitous, indeed. Run away, except defense... 2004 music video. Indeed, that's why it's the Greatest Generation. Library. SICK... Retirement is out of question. Grandma working at 13 till death. Movie about Nana. So many freak!

Welcome to NYC (May 20) - Always something happening. Mail time is a staple. Mark Miller, rite of passage... this is awesome. Fleet week. Wrong fact. That's a ship! Interesting idea.

Tank in NYC (May 21) - Did it work? Lindsey is more awesome. Tank on a highway? HUDSON? Comparison... balloon and cigarette. Smoke at work. Let's Talk Business! Dwelling on a idea, Asking for everyone for money. Put me down for 100K! Big failure and big stuff for life... uh...

Swimming in the Fountain (May 22) - Always a pleasure, fighter jets! I love fighter jets. I know that this is like defense wasting money, so people can work, but... it's so cool. Timing again. Washington Square is always buzzing. Finn is still cool. Whole Foods with daughter... 5 story building?

Vespas are Dangerous (May 23) - Godspeed. Quiet rest stop.  Favorite in the world. Matching sweatshirt. Scooter is not ideal. Mowing is easy. MOVIE NIGHT with Owen! Mad Max, good.

Beach Boy (May 24) - Cinnabun = drugs. Morning hairdo. Belated beach. Don't bury dirty diaper. Convenient. Rest stop, Candice is not afraid. Back in NYC. Interruption. Good expression. Late mission for a time-lapse... so, that's what the intro is... moving, catching the fleeting sun.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 1

Much in a way of Michael Aranda, this is Casey Nesitat's first year of vlogging.

MY FIRST VLOG (March 25) - It's weird, but it make sense in other videos, Casey has a really great comic timing. Maybe that's why he's in YouTube, he's too funny to be in serious business. For a while, that's the same thing Charles Trippy said, and look at how many videos did he done over the years... Owen and Candace looks different. I mean really the best part of this is timing. That hurts.

Risky Cliff Jump in St. Barths (Mar 26) - Unrealistic, but it happens in the Caribbeans. I could see. That turquoise water and a turtle freeze. Electronic store, Owen the optimist. That is quite risky... Does Candace want to adopt or something? Let's just change the subject, just anything. Nice cut.

Nude Beach and a Goat (Mat 27) - Level anxiety... that's interesting, and probably why Casey is so good at these vlogs, in terms of completion. I think you need that drive to really make a career of your life through vlogging. Oh, that's the officer. A goat does what a goat does. Look at it, Casey's edit are very clean, they are there, and you notice but it's not there really notice as a cut, while Craig does cuts that are more noticeable as cuts, as in it's meant to mean something. Also more in-jokes. Mostly old people. Poole, interesting. Also, nice retort. Uh, it's three. Ticking time bomb is apt.

Found GoPro in the Ocean (Mar 28) - There is, as mentioned. Corrections. As expected. Come on. Those are the best, though. First time-lapse? Allergic to sun. Thanks, Owen... Love that ending.

Flying from St. Barths to NYC (Mar 29) - Nice work. Flight is amazing. Owen and Candace are good sports and that's nice. VERY SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCE! Run, OWEN! Nice delay! HOME.

Selfies With Strangers (Mar 30) - Nice fandom. Sustainability is not terrible with your editing. It's nice a strategy. Good advice. Cutaway are... Casey uses it for supplements, while Craig and Michael would usually use it for comedy, because that's where their head it. Boyson... do I know the name? MARTY is wonderful... looks like he knows him a lot. That's what he is here for. Nice misdir.

Kickflips in the Office (Mar 31) - 'It's been a week' is Jake's catchphrase. NYC of movie set. No hot water is the worst. Nice Q & A, that's a good strategy. Sense of purpose. Wonderful + SoulCycle.

Climbing Fire Escapes in NYC (Apr 1) - Sleep is weird. Like the white bunny and SoulCycle. Transferring shot are really great. All the junk food. Contractual marriage. Overpriced is essential. Smoke pot all day... I mean through the ventilation. Re-hired. Bus is a good joke. Going up. Window.

Office Catches Fire (Apr 2) - Karlie check. I thought Sisyphus was punished because he captured death... maybe that was Tantalus.  Camus will be proud. Putting... fine money. Jogging feel dizzy. ASTOUNDING Quality. Candy Bar, $10,000... 2007 evict sad? Irresponsible Casey. Time-lapse...

Never A Bad Time to Dance (Apr 3) - Dancing morning. Slow and complicated, bicycle loop... So, four boroughs. You could just say four. Stolen, hurt, tight relationship. Unsafe. Get a paint remover. Distraction is just distraction. Pump some air. Adam enjoy the smoking lounge. Electrical fire radio. That was Josh. That's a nice knife, good camera... so much repair. Canon is a quite a sticky person.

Weekends Are For Shopping (Apr 4) - Weekend is different. Hi geese. Vlog track... Snacks, Title. Temporary visit... Nice tech. Moderately fun. How-to! Cellphone is best for timelapse, hiding.

Hold a GoPro in your Teeth (Apr 5) - Maybe. Sunday is quite time. Clever. Matt has jury duty. New York Cityline... whatever you're into. Battery Park, Always live dangerously. Intrepid... Cool tech.

The Chinatown Zipline (Apr 6) - Monday to Friday, walking off. Half-marathon, smile and wave... Nothing! Flying dress. Wonder of NYC. Late dinner for Casey. Does Casey have Spectrum Dis...

What's Your Motivation? (Apr 7) - Fresh morning. Rain means not good. Q & A Tuesday. Too many, I love Camera, nice transition. Create new cliches? Best unboxing. ANNOY, but cool.

Metal Engraving a MacBook Pro (Apr 8) - Uncomfortable truth. It's like the sun and the moon. Birdman? All that jump! Being bad didn't stop you before... RUN AWAY! Engraving. Now... Archive, and a there's the new video... very productive, great day, Candace angry.

Bike Crash in NYC (Apr 9) - I think she waited for you. Not a big deal. Weird shower. Interesting. Very cold week... Craig has this theme in his early vlogs. Rarely early. Weed skateboard. FINN? Six chocolate chip and other goods, paid sponsor. There's more diversity here in the songs.

Challenging the NYPD (Apr 10) - Movie breakdown and frame... Closet audit. Set-up! It was a great breakout and also comedy classic. Oscar with the bull and truth. It's always protected... just that sometime might makes right... anyway, It looks older than I thought. Again, Casey has the genes. Fifty dollar is chump change for ACTIVISM! Workholics and weekend work. Francine outro.

My Favorite Apple Watch (Apr 11) - Indeed it's ungodly. Gadget is his thing. Apple watch is great. But is it worth it? Indeed. Double fan. Tribeca baby store Barnes & Noble. Matt and his glasses. PIGEON WHISPERER! Jewelry store is big... ALL THE GEARS! It is underrated. TILT-SHIFT! Hood rats, dastardly. Wild card is the fun one. Pretty chilly evening. SAFE! Cool wheels.

Intensity (Apr 12) - Old lense... Interesting theory... we should put it on a test. Running, big picture. Year is slipping away, DEVASTATING. Gross. Marathon fun. Triathlon. Nike? Not so good.

Penny Boarding the streets of NYC (Apr 13) - Front in a front? OMG, like Gilmore Girls. Heavy invitation. Coffee? Much better habit... She's not blurred. Talking plant... ? Monitor, safety? Excellent drone control... puppy? Interesting notwithstanding and a dinner meeting. Satisfying.

What's the Secret? (Apr 14) - Q & A intro! Investing deeper... Joke cut! Glimpse! I really like how distracted Casey gets. That distraction question is really foreshadowing the vibe of anything could happen, so why not... It make sense considering how 'boring' his job is most of the time. Oh, I love that coffee machine. SHAWN DURAS! DISGUST! New London added as location.

Cut Off My Hair (Apr 15) - Interesting. MIT Media Lab. DAD! Very inefficient. Nothing but a ticket, perfect tripod? Just legal reason. Bearing... Cutting the hair. Just a great ending.

Boston Love (Apr 16) - There you go. No takeaway. That's my boy! Yep... Bunch of small schools? Fast and Furious 7, okay movie. Boston Common is nice. 30% good. That was lot of money.

Asleep at the Wheel (Apr 17) - Really worth $28? Edit is the narrative, and therefore only good and fast editors can succeed, hence Craig, Casey, Michael and so forth. Like Hank too, in a way. Seesaw POOL JUMP. How ya doing? On Great Taste! Very trustworthy. Clean the house, Get a Vespa.

Stuck in the NYC Subway (Apr 18) - Glimpse of the skyline, Bridges and nature. Bad person? This is a childlike wonder that makes him so great. All that medal. I think no one is happy. WHY IS IT REVERSING! Grand central love. Hatred of subway accepted. Apology also accepted.

Level 4A Body Armor (Apr 19) - That's seems to be a criminal. GIGI THE POODLE! No one does, frankly. I usually just get 3 full plates. Or 4, 5 is pushing it, though. Patience and behaving. Packages and all the cables. Free endorsement. Book review, office stuff and gym. As explained.

I Did Not Win An Award (Apr 20) - Heat gun? Really? Free time? That doesn't exist for Casey. Ponyboy, amazing. This isn't social, right? Okay. Ice Cream pickup. No carpet, ever. Shorty Award? Script and major revision. Nice ending. I mean it's very nice, he has the wits.

The Most Dangerous Thing in Life (Apr 21) - What a scooter. Lazy and uninventive. Playboy break? Nap intro! Benefits: Naps. Not a breakfast guy. Lottery sucks. RISK = Bigger payoff! Nasty... Legal issues and getting out and sunset! I don't know who that is. Healthy snack.

Let's Talk Business (Apr 22) - What's with water? Nice tat. Dying city? UPS guy vlog. All The Verge video and sandwiches. New company. New segment. Infancy start-up. Dirty business nonexistent.

NYC Underground Passage (Apr 23) - So scary. FAQ... gear! Never matters. Beach? Cute. Hustle? Very very late. And there's the red carpet. Actually green. EDGE! Wait a second. VR Dylan.

The Making of a Viral Video (Apr 24) - Viral video? High probability. Pretty teed up. Timeliness. Fast editing for anxiety and friend's watch. That's GOLD! That's great! The Verge is fantastic!

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Time of The Month Draft

Following a weird theme, Time of The Month is a monthly series by Hazel Hayes. Hazel started as a YouTube employee basically and then become enamored by the budding community then become a full-time YouTuber, basically. Her sketches are well-written and shot and her vlogs are... conventional? I guess. Medium person shot and a semi-montage with less quality. Typical.

But the framing is less induced than the personality which carries the show, and Hazel has plenty. She has the laughs, the sad moment, firey anger that spice up the vlogs. But the Cast is also important. But review that we need a separation by month, so here we go!

January: Sammy is brilliant as always, and the cast for apparently abridged versions of classic British literature is strange but entertaining? Trip after is plenty of fun as well... Sammy, again great. England is a beautiful place, and being with wonderful friends is also delightful. She's Thirty?

February: Is this somerset? Anyway, at end of a trip. no thing? Daniel J Layton is fantastic, especially with Hazel. They really work nicely together. Dan, Phil and Louise is a nice introduction. Contest? High-level YouTuber this month. Food is scrumptious, including the pancakes.  Mescall wins the MVP here, though. Setback. To the Motherland! Hazel's Family is absolutely wonderful as well.

March: Birthday every month? Witton is so excited. Jack is taking over for Ciaran? Sammy has a good philosophy. Charity, so big red nose? Again Witton is wonderful. Hazel's plan is nicely packed. But she gets stuck in a bathroom, or so her luck. Jess again, takes the cake. Jack is so great! Warner Brother's Harry Potter Studio... very nicely done. Krystal was good. Casting, and someone's birthday John is a wonderful addition in the tail end. Interstellar screening to end the month. Fantastic;

April: Upside down shot? Good. Oreo sketch was fun and controversial. 20's theme and Easter! Calling friends for Easter. Again, foods presented here is a beauty.  Hazel is with me with the dress. Flat tires and Ben Cook shoot! Sunny day and another setback. Number ONE! Setback managed! Super capable person for both of you. Sammy is a film goblin. Filp-flopping Ed Miliband is why he lost the freaking election. Ben Cook guide and Louise's insert. Sammy reviews... Dan bakes.

May: SEPTEM is filming. Sammy and Hazel deliberate... Filming is exciting.  Ciaran is Ciaran. Andrea is so great. Back in Ireland. Melanie is beautiful and... quite messy, apparently. Amusement park with brother. Still busy, Hazel's vlog seems madcap which is nice. Fast paced. Back to April with Ben Cook's series pilot. Sightseeing. Michael Steven is the best cameo. Good feeling jar. Sammy is an introspective filmmaker. Holidays in Turkey? Eurovision Master of cheap travel.

June: Mandeville sisters is lovely. Schumer is okay... Very burned. Fratocrats is also lovely. Sammy Paul murders! Little brother you never want... still I think not. Bertie is here for no reason. Pina Colada break. Response to Septem! Hair and nail and shoot, again hectic month. Camera problem. Acting career ruined, pizza... Spice girl break? AD magic! Louise live and Hazel Hayes. Dean... Drunk and with pizza. Oh, Jess can sing, too. Close equivalent. British Summer Time is a thing. Suddenly interview and inspiration. What a month. Hazel uses this opportunity very well.

July: Intro... Sammy is good and hi Bethan! Very hot book launch. Ciaran like this series, compared to Sammy's PMS... Louise has a nice eating face. Dave introduction? Weird interlude from Sammy. Then there's an ant interlude. Wisdom! Ireland filming. Disagreeables. Making a film, Sammy. Bertie is incredulously silly in this vlogs. Pancake and Louise shaving... Really, the lip-synch here is ace. Happy days, which fits summer. Weirdest skype. It's not the same room. Life at the happiest. Hazel Hayes is usually drunk and TomSka sleeveless. Ireland is nice. Outro is a interesting perspective.

August: Aesthetic of the vlog completely changes as we head to a second half. For the better I think. Summer in The City. Morgan is absolutely a goddess. Hoverboard and Dodie's song perfectly complements the whole situation. Party is filled with friends. And more party and Northampton? Louise and barbecue? Celebratory banjo? Screening. Tom is strangely supportive. Sammy close-up. Andrea is wonderful. Ben is too. July editing cathartic. Sing-a-long. Grief, more like friends.

September: Dance and happiness from Ben. Jess watches 500 days of Summer. Fitting. Dirty movie names and more drunk behaviors. Rugby struggle. Food is best completed. Cereal Time with Hazel. Bertie doing shit. Lovely wall. Let's plan some parties. Song is lovely. Very lovely video from a very lucky girl. More party. Louise is great and a monster? Nothing serious, just hanging. In Bruges good.
Video is happening again in the world of Hazel Hayes. Ciaran! Premier. COASTER!

October: Now we return to normal. Janet Jackson is not bad. Friends being silly in a movie. Shaggy dog? Reduced boys. Too many Ciaran, I say not enough Ciaran. Pink hair and fun Dodie. Shoot! Helen and Stand Up to Cancer. Many parties. Louise has gone office, BUFFER FESTIVAL. Bertie and Hazel work together nicely. Vlog is more subdued than in the past. PJ's Cringe compilation. Happiest song there is. Women on YouTube panel was the boss. Filmmaker's Barbie. This is surreal. Robots, oh. Bertie likes thumbnail. Very bright Canada. Halloween Party. Sammy Paul is great, no sorry, Daniel J. Layton. Halloween going bonkers. Me too, Hazel. Sad but inspiring ending...

November: Is this a music video? Okay, this is a showreel? Fangirling to Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Tiny blurry figure. Very lovely. The legend of double caviar lady. Field day shooting. Akliah Hughes straightened the hair. BUY EVERYTHING! Behind the scenes of this challenge. JACK HOWARD NEVER WATCHED FREAKING EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?????????? Funeral? No it's a shoot! Waiting in the Wing, two track of time. Watching all the movies.

December: I believe if you makes a video over 10 minutes, especially a vlog, more people watch it, honestly. Putting a tree. We have packed a Layton. Dodie is lovely and people come together for ornaments. Amazing. Ornament death. Whipping cream. The crew sing All I Want For Christmas. Darcy is in Stormtroopers. Directing Christmas trees. Last-minute sketch. One more lip-synch. This is absolutely fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful trip to Paris. Beautiful view of Paris. It's those stuff that counts, really. It's those things that counts. Inception bridge. Skating! Song great. Quasimodo stuff. Flying back. Flying to Dublin. Christmas seems to go well... Hazel with her long arms save the day. All the gifts. Jack and Ruby. Classic films? Back with Dan and Jack. Birthday messages. Birthday decorations? Don't look! More breaking glass. Flower crown and blanket fort. This is barely 10... Moving together, Dozel flat! Dancing ever. No words, Rare and precious things. Dick Cheney.




Tuesday, March 1, 2016

What I'm Doing Right Now: December

This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for December 2015.

The End Of An Era -Dec 1, Dec 2) - Cat licking. Nice and toasty. New butterfly. Below freezing for rest of the season? Bridge Replacement. And we're still walking? How could this happen, surely it would be impossible hating another group of people. Terrifying. People angrily shouting... Majority of Germans? I'm not sure. Yelling at the guy. Is it Society? Fixing the problem... Exercise your empathy. Complicating issue don't necessitate simple answers. Battlestar once again!

Dorm Room Fantasies (Dec 3, Dec 4) - Count some words. Sorting algorithm are fun to speak. Entertainment and wager. Fighting. Program dream come true! Glenn take me to Airplane. Cab? No such cab! Long-term... let me board! Above freezing! Big swing! Just a little late. That's some color. Great Wraps are great! Minneapolis is where you spend your nights! No mat for you today. Mat!

Bag Thief (Dec 5) - Timelapse is rewarded and plane is going to Toronto! Mad dash and setting up. Did the Hero open up again. This hotel is pretty nice. Boba and chipotle later, Corey's party? Glenn's bag mystery. Party commence. Record yourselves. Emotions. Training. Andrew! Cooler ranch!

Head Injury (Dec 6, Dec 7) - Vonnegut! Physics and moving charge. Teaching ghost. Creative process, no! Flapping and making a cap and flip! Winter melon? Sorry. Wvrst! Communal seat. Holiday in Toronto and branding bible. Return to Corey. You took it seriously! Toasty hotdog. OH, you're flying back! Wow. that' lot of flights. Katelyn don't need a car. Discrete math is interesting.

A Little Much On The Tongue (Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 10, Dec 11) - Classmates. Who knew! Too late for gym. Stefan's calves is a constant fascination. Katelyn is nature type of gal. Class on the rain. Getting colder. Double vlog... busy night. Snow is back! This is a long-ass vlog (like the donkey!) Sweaty armpit. Livestream has started! Philosophy set! Dark alley feels nice. Treats SHEET. Super garlic. Eating disgusting food is fun! Duncan is always fun! Bieber pants. Sorry cover, please! That's perfect not much bettter. Close and in. NO. Swish! Snowed again! P4A explanation. Silliness is guaranteed.

Fartmas Bells (Dec 12) - Taking over by cat. Working getting caught up. Jog! Chipotle stop! Nice group of people. Breadface. Princess Bagel Michael Leia! That line is still gold! This is NSFW! Math for average volume of egg. Katherine, cool people. Tim is the secret MVP. Blonde to go back. PLANE FLIGHT IS GOOD! Plop! Hank win! Party quirks! Blonde is back. School pictures? Gaydos and everyone does the fling. Things get real weird. Species/deity... nice shot! End of the thing.

Machi Koro (Dec 13) - $3500 perk! Machi Koro! That game is uber-fun! Laid-back day. LOL

GPS Lady (Dec 16) - Finally a skip. Cinematic experience. Standard flight. Drone? Tremendously hard to focus. Utah, Atlanta... Camera is okay though.  The thing feels rusty. Finally back in Toronto LOOK, Samantha. Nice Samantha... nice... oh. BOTH angles! Ear looks squished.

The Force Awakens (Dec 17, Dec 18) - 28 medium star wats, Right Yoda, right! Re-enable. Kind of? Seems appropriate one. 600 dollars, strip club? Blue lightsaber? Light. Tim Fierce with a strong intro. Fancy song seems appropriate. I'm READY! Fire! In-Joke! IMAX, two project. JUST AWESOME. Random movie, cinematic experience. Grain! Contact falls out and putting deodorant. Fired? Fired? REAL GOOD. $400 Craiglist. Business call stuff. Full Bernie support! Doggie is excited. Nice couch BIG and Cuhiony. Menu and eat it, exciting! It gets better. Donuts. Moose, how canadian. Ehh... FREE DONUTS! Burger! 24 hour option! Del Taco have the best burger... We're closed??? Doing?

Punish Me (Dec 19) - Dog look. Rolling to Chicago! Onward! Classy! American money and soda pop and taking so long. Playful banter! Acceptable face? That's where the comics. I like this song. That's some heavy gas. Canada has gotten cold. It's all red. Border, on purpose?! Hitchhiker? EBAYGUY? Free drink. Straight face. New driver! Look, orange Chicago! We like driving... TACO BELLY? Yeah, it was Reagan's slogan. Fancy pizza. PAPYRUS? Convenient. Cloverfield 2? (Yes.) FEED ME! Not exact. Mitzy again! It's NEW COUCH Michael. Chyna is secretly very funny.

Grumppuccino (Dec 20) - Seems average song. Nice trooper. Indeed, he is. I let everyone down. POTBELLY WINS ALL THE TIME. That's interesting, too. This is what Craig would do. Yule log. Droid jog and jaunting. Fascinating jaunting. Not even surprised. Ha, ha ha... straight face.

Massage Some Leg Hairs (Dec 21) - Drive safe. Little faster beat for this Paper Towns-esque road trip thing. ALL THAT FACTORY... Need to run! Arrive in Nashville! All the people. LOGAN!!! ENGAGEMENT RING! No break the streak. First time this season. Room available. Oh... yes. Tour of the hotel room not staying in. Corey is happy. Massage leg hair. Delivery run. That was fell love. BIRDS. Icicle and pour the bottle. Spherical thing. Ready for action! Voice is beautiful.

Fishabone (Dec 22) - Right on the mouth! Is it a direct flight? Atlanta, nice moment. Meal looks good and Salt Lake into Missoula! Salt Lake is coming soon. Running late canceled. Belt on! Montage. Ooooooh, busted. Maybe, baby. I have driven. Blackfoot and Utah. Mom invented. Fun game.

Fungus Problem (Dec 23, Dec 24) - Cat wing. Interesting. Recommend. Thing house. LAS VEGAS! Arrived in just of time for Christmas. Red and white accent. Stefan's dad is still a legend! Aunt's house. That's a good question. TAMALES. Adaptive cruise control. 'I'm not a big freezer'. Tamale shot. Oh wow. Contest? Production. Pending Vacation. (Remember last time a drone flew in Anaheim?) NO crash! Update stability. Merry Christmas. High Gain, night mode, ehh. Not as green. RIGHT OUT OF BOTTLE. 'Don't say things like that.' Great dad, Lem. Denny is here again. That's Maserati. Process of dying is what scares me, too. Having kids. Continue the chain. Combat.

Parting Gift (Dec 25) - All the ornament! Doing the slo-mo. CHIPOTLE gift card. This is useful. Diegetic adds a good touch, another expansion! That's the big stuff. Cow mug? Grandma surprise. Kitty is very cute. Singles are always fun. Fold up the paper. All the blanket! Bong wrench. Water. HOSE NOZZLE? Old? Tom is a cat. Rolling people. Less grand. Way thing are not what is going. Other grandparent. What a rollercoaster. Kid this days. I feel guilty. He is disappointed. Way to go? Failed to instill something, I feel it. Bad news. Nothing on skin. Nice Kitchen, indeed. Dog poop!

Fell Off A Lot of Wagons (Dec 26, Dec 27) - Thirteen miles. After vidcon, falling off. CRV, big and uncomfortable. Meat and cook it. Raw Juice. Tesla store, luxury thing. CAPITALISM! Aggressive! Even the scooter is aggressive. Lysander is here! Other side of life! Snowshoes! NOT A MUST. San Gabriel is beautiful. I know my face. Stick with Hell Yeah... Mysertium. Pretty confusing.

It Makes a Real Nice Tinkling Noise (Dec 28) - Farewell music. In-n-Out, not a fan. No fresh potato. Mind is in Cold Stone. Stuck forever? Valentine already. Candy cane. Pretty holey. Star Wars #5!!! Newport Beach, killing time! First time Panda Express. One of the highest... Reclining! Sitting in 4.

Rainbow Hair (Dec 29, Dec 30) - READY TO GO! Less room. It's a hill. Lysandre is the consciousness? Not recommended. One of favorite beats. Carl's Jr. You're Canadian with Rainbow hair. (Cat had pants.) Hesperia is a weird name. Desolate, but nice. Vegas again. Mesquite, NV is nice. Nephi, UT... Munch munch is universal. This is a first! No blackout. Kept driving. Dillon is close. Snow boots. Last tank of gas. Oh, Missoula. KITTIES! He has a GE. I dig it.

The Boneless Principle (Dec 31) - Nothing planned. Lysander have changed her mind about snow. WHERE ARE MY KEYS. Buffalo wild wings. Tradition is short. Chicken without bones. Cultured. Not wide enough. Katelyn is back! YES! NO! BECAUSE IT'S BIG. All ready. Rest of the year. Before (with the spider) Don't know where. Drive from Montreal to Montana. Exploring? At Home. Smaller town. Snow can be great. Mysterium again! That's the same one. APP turned off!

2015 ends with a emotional end. Man, some heavy reflections that month. Overall pretty nice.

Monday, February 29, 2016

What I'm Doing Right Now: November

This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for November 2015.

NaNoWriMo (Nov 1) - Where is your father? Slight rain. Domino! Disappointment and Stefan's Brother! Recommended. Car troubles. Other people don't know about manual. So conservative. Pretty keen. Father? Cat wants eraser. See what happened? Mysterious space vessel... More sci-fi. Star Trek: Voyager? Computer knows best. Internal rebellion? Hack the ship... literally?

Sausage (Nov 2) - Lot of leftover. Classic song to start your day. SPOOKY! BB-8 is working? Sweeney cares about NOTHING! Multi-day vlogs! Katelyn and Logan is working hard! Getting chilly in Missoula. 40 Canadian dollars. Indeed it is! Legal in Montana? Index watch.

Krispy Kreme (Nov 3, Nov 4) - KK is OPEN! Index is shouting! Heavenly! Wet in Missoula. Bioinformatics 50 minutes to work? Number going down. Candle smells nice! Index don't like this confirmation. Killed bacon slaps. Getting all the flares. Agricola! Good pun! RIP dog, somber mood. Very upset? Emotional connection. Comparing death. Incapable of feeling? Less intense. More Index

Just Do it (Nov 5) - One little snowflake. Aranda motivating is beautiful. Back to the airport. Travel montage commence. Heroes? Election simulator! Blizzcon nostalgia. Not actually possible (unless you crash the car deliberately?) Meet other friend? How much sprawl,,, Good time with army men.

Blizzcon 2015 (Nov 6, Nov 7) - Brutal run! SO MUCH STUFF. Thousands of computers. Best stuff. Projection humongous. Some another level. Burger Monster... Milkshakes. Papyrus. Vidcon... is a freudian slip? Scary stuff. Nice flying. Preview for the stuff, this is weird. Close out the show? ANNOUNCEMENT... no. Sentiment instead. I think he bought it for Linkin Park. Concert footage is cool though. Pull a favor? Real ticket? Bleeding their passion. That's bad subwoofer. Yes. Rewind. French and dramatic camera. This is a big mismatch. Developing in circles. Exactly twelve steps. That's how you get nice calves. There's no island in Missoula. Better, but a still a mismatch.

Twothbrush (Nov 8, Nov 9) -  Ursa footage. Reich is pronounced differently. Breaking communication. Assumption. California is hot. Traveling back. Stefan likes the traditional girly. Nauseous, yawning. Weather is getting worse. It shouldn't pinch. SO BIG! Endgame for beard. Skittle beard sentience. Running in the rain. Raspberry Pi. Carl! Code at work. Megabyte RAM. What to do, what to do. Driving down? Winter driving. Mine has four wheels as well.

More Juice, Grandma (Nov 10, Nov 11) - Shoot, Three... three of them. That seems little complicated. Tubing in November? Selfie stick? Harness! Bye cat. Sign for a perk. Snowing. Free drinks! Over-apologetic! Customer magic chicken! Food is hard to come by. Blind taste test. Small sip of Pepsi and Coke overall. French skills! Vocabulary chart. Different rate of child OR it? Maybe a little sentence. English text and conversation? Messy. Wow, naughty! Vegetable?! Kitty excited.

Eyes Work (Nov 12) - Choo choo. Croissant has less calories. WING NIGHT! Detractor becomes the supporters. That's my legs. Timothy Nancy Thomas! Boomerang doesn't work! No willpower.

Give A Shit (Nov 13) - (Sorry for expletive, it's for a good cause) Claim for my own song? Paris. Friday to get stuff done! I'm a college student! Two monitor! Program is little ugly. Save/load state. No one is little here. DOING KID THINGS, or young adults. GoPro is nice. Nice song.

Distance to Kitty (Nov 14, Nov 16) - Nice ornaments. 14 feet to kitty. 2001:Space odyssey. Oh dear. Calm morning drive. Brisk, still cold. World Toilet Day performance?  TODD! Oh my God, TODD! Missoula will welcome you! Long as possible. No judgement. I want to handle this! Conversation...

Sphincter Tension (Nov 17) - Sounds. Scishow Prime. Product shots. Fake potato. MAGIC. Valerie. Very normal. Michael cabal? Chipotle sponsorship will be amazing! Eerie. Feel the wind. In the works and production studio. Non waterproof housing. DONUTS! Brother on a road trip in Berkeley. Car is totaled. Totaling a car is a given? Both of them... bad. Much more! Fluctuating gasoline.

Secret Friend (Nov 18, Nov 19) - Midterm. Willpower. Get serious! Building the callus. Abbie the pathetic. Obamacare take care of veterinary care? I'll start the day. Food time. Classic bacon slap! MERCH! RCR: 44! Sun is up and up to work. IT'S CLAIRE'S CAR! So dark. Return to land. Classical music??? It's classical enough. Is this original composition? Cage? Arranged sound...

Who Likes The Audience Likes (Nov 20, Nov 21, Nov 23) - What a wonderful morning! Lot of episode. turning the lights off. STRONTIUM! Crazy like Chipotle. Back in dorm. 1.6. Cabaret! What a word. Carl says! Supervising Katelyn! KRISPY KREME and guns and chipotle. Bray and fancy camera. PETS of YouTube. Index wants to be a star! Tuna attraction. Family outing? More Burger King in UK? And KFC is much more? Love that fried chicken. Smiley face. Haircut, hooray! River. Oh god, the expulsion stage. Abbie speaks. Adage is a misconception. Tail turbo. Thanksgiving!

A Calm and Breezy Day in Missoula (Nov 24) - Walking to school seems unlikely. FOCUS! YOLO! Walking in blizzard. Not the proper shoes. Winter has arrived. Back to the wild. wild weather. Audio is unsalvageable. Every day? Drive very slowly. Scrape all the ice. Just gotta make it to Chipotle. Driving real slow... Snowing and busiest street. Well-plowed. iPad is huge. Home alive! Engine?.

It's So Hot Out Here (Nov 25, Nov 26, Nov 27) - It's snow! Going to lunch. You get the gist. I am... tired. Stuck in snow. That familiar sound. This side is better. Patriotic truck. Claw machine. 2 1/2 cents per year. Opening that turkey! 2 is multiple? All the bowls. Ham is wonderful. Real party, shadowhunter. Excuse me? Nicole wins. To the Galactica, one turn? Human won! Nice poetry. I can't stick my thing. Glenn has a computer! All the wrong stickers! Kitty has all the love. Frozen waterfall

Butthole Monster (Nov 28) - Long shadow. Going through Vegas? December all planned out. STORE IS ALIVE! Oh fancy. That is NSFW. Stefan wants to stack together. Galactica. Gameplay. Definitely humans. People into fuel. Soylent diversified. Nicole and Kaitlyn seems to win! Gassy.

The End Of An Era (Nov 30- - Getting caught up sooner. Pretty cold. Vlogging hand numb. Anatomy set is all gone now. Srill very cold. Look at that printer.

Well, another month in which we have to stop mid-video. Winding down but Missoula feel festive.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

What I'm Doing Right Now: October

This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for October 2015.

Joog -Oct 1) - Shaving. Woo. Back-facing, zoo city apparel. Hoodie, zipper. Let us try it. Frustrating tome and beating desk. Productive day. Very buggy. Shouldn't Kickstart... Blanket not Kickstart??? Use your best judgement. Productive talk. Wanting for swag. Stefan is cooking everything!

Really Long Screwy Thing (Oct 2) - Really loud crow. Misleading. Physics... wow, what a catch. Colorado video. Low-carb pumpkin pie. Cat can't taste sweet. YOU DID IT! RCR... Double cat. HOORAY, so dark over there. Mew that melt a thousand hearts.

Face Blanker (Oct 3) - Play around. HUGE SCREEN. Tech review portion of the vlog. Long ass mike. Sneeze again. Allergy is the worst. Matthew singing. Megan, time traveler. Curl up with it. Mall Santa goals? Stores energy. Good video title and slo-mo this time.

How Do Babies Work? (Oct 5, Oct 6) - Is that E. Coli... Testing day. Keep crashing. Perhaps heavier. Your mom is way faster. That wi-fi. Nurses bottle-fed. Dragging on. Phone is faster. What is that file space. Soft headboard. Amazon link! Box in box. So soft. (Actually not soft.) Everything is inside. Boy and his bed. Stray kitty. It all is slightly buggy. (Maybe universe?) NO JELLO. Later. RCR:41

100% Not A Cat (Oct 7, Oct 8, Oct 9) - Camera app so frustrating. Crash Course Physic confirmed? No 4K. Auto-focus is great... yeah, great. Still alive? YOU SUCK! Nicole. HuHot. Right, cat? Ding! Technique, rubber band, meat, sauce! Sun going down earlier. Still learning. Made it! Keeping up before that big wedding! Nicole. Drive-by. Two hour to charge and pack. Peckish!

Elf Village (Oct 10) - Again. Heading to Chicago! You just get up and work. Room for variance. leD flashing? Dead until awake.  (Is it Glenn who did the email?) No one in the counter. Flight is good. ROB SCALLON! Chipotle. Free press. Burrito is a good thing. Hi, Wendy. Spike. Bird? Oh god, there's two cats. Cats are sad. Streak continues in Chicago! That's uncomfortable. Two grown man... Behind the scene of behind the scene. Metronome? He's someplace in the internet. Everyone is accessible in YouTube. Thumbnail cat. Cat yoga. Promised land. Guitar in the morning. This is that rich sound... still rich. Tamara. O'Hare... Taking liberty with the shape. That was Tamara.

Craig and Chyna Benzine (Oct 11) - Dunkin is eh. Pretty small venue. Rob behind the scenes. Getting that tie, because Rob doesn't know. Nice Joel! Appropriate. Thank you for the fancy camera. Rianna and Craig with a cat. Elica and Jake and Matt. Mitzy. Seal the declaration. Little smelly. The stuff. Come hang out to Corey. What a man! Overwhelming? 100 days... picture! SO BRIGHT! After-party Pizza drink. Married man playing. CRAIG is the master! That two shot! Nice framing here. Ready?

Don't Chew On The Wires (Oct 12) - Biking? Broken clock. Response. Local news... views-wise. Positive. I concede. Anti-cat device. Non-mountain bike. Interesting music choice. We're now leaving. Aranda and Scallon married? Soon? No jinx. Glenn is still here. Good joke and face.

Cranky Old Man (Oct 13) - All cold, all hot. That's wobbly. Charles Trippy should hire a cameraman. Apparel again. It's a mystery? Trade-off. Impossible to turn. Soup. Crow? Good? Dem. Race to two horse. Lincoln Chafee is so... much. Jim Webb is clueless. Martin O'Malley is okay, a sweetie. Right cat, right? 42. Substantive, indeed. That's when you have a frontrunner status.

I Miss My Spoon (Oct 14, Oct 15) - That's a pigeon! That thing. River is nice. Here's the printing... Hot off the presses! Editing fall off! Channel trailer? Black suit guy. Right arm felt pain. Finally has a Channel Art. All done in the office. Work on waking up! Sleep on plane superpower. Cereal! MUST HAVE THAT APP DOWNLOAD. Used to get free CD. Ninja Turtle bowl. Mircophone RCR: 43.

Apartment Hostel Type Apartment Thing (Oct 16) - I also feel as though you just done this thing. Plane issue returns! Volkswagen Golf. Brick wall? Apprentice House! Female. Sometime people bathe. Equipment. Office mess. There's a Rianna. Sun room! Special Treat. Corey scroll. Soylent. Corrado is a human-robot. Wall color. Double vlog. Uncooked batter. Doesn't work. Cardboard. RDR. Word of Saskia! New camera? Corey approved. I DON'T KNOW! Staple of Canadian culture. Zeller -> Target ... Now Walmart. Corey's dance is rare. Cellphone not included. Cute. 11 second.

Crash Course Kidge (Oct 17, Oct 18, Oct 21) - Little bit cold. Evicted. WHAT I SUPPOSED TO EAT! New tradition, real star has arrived. Mickey is learning snapchat! New joke! That thing is open sundays? ApprenticeA motivation! Steve Jobs conviction. Chaotic ball of ideas. Two is greater than one. One time, a girl gave a free drink. Oh man, what a decision. Pigeon slumber party! Lot of video. PRODUCTIVE MORNING. Just enough time to pack. Dry-clean. We have the hoodies! Ornament. Nap shirt and other things. Kaitlyn might have show? Snow is small.. condoms in school.

On The Lips (Oct 22) - 5AM route routine. Nice music. Back to the classic. Hotel is fancy! Aaye! I thought we would we Aranda. Corey returns. Hotel look. Pretty nice look. Mickey and Alivia. Cassandra does beauty and Voldey. Promised land. Toby got Heely. Return to HQ? Less stress. Couches relive stress. Sunday screening canceled. Upload and hawkish obsessed. BIG BOOST! Won't be a issue... hah hah. Ad campaign? Target the ad! Buffer. Creator to creator. Potentials!!... Rest of life is exciting. Hyping myself in the car stuck around. Take advantage! Taking money.

I'm The Founder Of Buffer (Oct 23) - Busy life in Toronto. Joel is freaking. Probably? Jazzed! What is this, The Godfather? Corey have brilliance. Bleed the passion. Montana start-up... Filmmaking. String the project and you have a business. James Bond. Rachael is vlogging. He loves camera... BOND Music! Fancy ballroom. Appropriate music. Liam with a kilt. Delorean. I NEED MY PHONE how did Cory pull this off! Three times... There must be a community. Fed up. FBI Sting, cocaine deal. 28,000 miles. It's the aesthetic. On the red carpet. Arenda? All the family. Not a event guys... Submission yesterday? Not organized. Festival. Friends. French learning. SO RED. Tremendously loud, nice quiet place. Thought Cafe designed. Shut up dog. Ear plug, not sour patch. Water fowl. Ongoing for 37 seconds. Just delirious. Nothing to do. ALL MINE! Nice legs. This is in 3:12AM.

Meat And Greet (Oct 24, Oct 25) - Episode of Suits? Khyan. Lysandre. Need to head over. Bring all social... Hannah with the puns. Went well. Some party? Charlie & Michael get a burger. Liam and Lysandre explore with Khyan. Bring the camera! Re-screening. Picturesque. French have three-way privilege. Filter master, dancing. Last screening. Windy! SO GOOD! This is your student film?

Spying On Valerie (Oct 26) - Dark. It's a compromise. Get ready, travel montage must commence. Rainy, indeed. Classical music for work. That's Valerie! Disturbing your dinner.

High-Definition Whiskers (Oct 27, Oct 28) - AVAILABLE IN 4K! High-Definition Whiskers! Kaitlyn has a new hair! Smart. Going to class. Ooh, tripod! Look at that kitty. Frost on the car. Both filming and French. Motion-tracking vagina. Urethra appears too soon. Glide cam is all fancy. This is all Gaydos anyway. This is how the Glide cam works. PO Box, seems late. Desert -> N. American?

Valerie the Beer Penguin (Oct 29, Oct 30) - Sticker! Really long time to edit. I'm here now. Mariachi cue!!! Gym visit: one? Index is sad. Duolingo. King of the castle. Old man. Peanut Butter Fairy. Adorable is added. Vidcon is cooler? So glamorous. It's a ball. Good bounce. Lot of design. Caitlin is so blingin. Rap break. Gloomy? I'll go take a brick? Stuck at processed? Halloween party! Ice Cream. HELLO! Riker! Bear?! Rey! Sheik! Homework guy. All spooky! Lot of words. Secret of the universe Wishful thinking. Valerie the Beer Penguin. Fun! Drunk drivers! Cops got one! RCR: 43???

Caramel Apple (Oct 31) - Edgar Wright morning! I need internet to do my job. Fro-yo and caramel apple. Not dark. Too early! It's the division. True! Bronx? Number off the mag stripe. Not nice. Brand new store design? Practice! Duolingo embarrassment. Kind of cold. Laying back... cool.

Feel like the vlogs and life and quality is ramping up! Wonder what the last stretch will entail.

What I'm Doing Right Now: September 2015

This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for September 2015.

I'm Not Sure I understand (Sep 1) - Hazy again. Class! Derivative. House interview.

Attribute of a Dog (Sep 2) - Nightmare of parking. Applied Calculus. Runny nose... Lab lab.  Maybe in the future. Quick on the trigger, house server? 5 hour will be okay. I GET FAD. 50 percent!!! Cannot film, though. Lot of work... painted with extra bell, vidcon helping out? School = sick.

House Boy (Sep 5) - You drink soda when you swallow a pill? Unaccepted. Oreo, though.

Things With The Cleavage (Sep 6) - Fall. Didn't feel too sick to move. Let's clean the room! Keeping the boxes. Throwaway, good deal! Doll misteress, one of those skype scams.

Autocross (Sep 7) - Mustang on the track! I got footage. Putting helmet. Too many milkshakes. Driving montage with car racing soundtrack? Tires aren't grippy. Driving home, minding out. Ordering domino, celebrate with pizza! Blow my nose! Cackle/opera/pile of kitties. Stagnant. Pulling out all the interesting stuff. Unlisted fun stuff... Kaitlyn flew away. It's still cold. Zelda/link ep,?

Jawbone (Sep 8) - More shipment. African fossils? Class. Knowing the rules. Testing? All pieces. Right cat, right, except that was not a cat, that was Abbie, but I'll count it: 39?

The Core Republican Platform (Sep 9) - Apple keynote thing. Parking is getting angry. All objects. Pigeon is very big now. Oh man, Kim Davis was 2015? Right... I forgot. (That's why Trump wins.)

San Sntonio to Houston (Sep 10) - It's that sound you get when you hold for a 90's company! Going up and up. Key is not uploading. Lovely meal. RCR: 40! Nice shrimp. Filling out wikis. Oh Kyla...

Missoula Chipotle (Sep 11) - Fired in a outside foresty place. Head of lettuce + saw = sound effects. First ever visit to the ever glorious Missoula Chipotle. The day would be forever known for it.

Gentle Grind (Sep 12) - Nicer visuals. Bike! More Chipotle. Diagnosis sounds. It's going! Too many sounds from too many places. Taking the bumper. Sister, nice arms, Kaitlyn and JESUS CHRIST! Only a place like HuHot would fit for guest like these! Nice piano solo there.

Accidental Sandwiches (Sep 13) - Earl Grey tea. Sourdough bread. Day 3 of chipotle. Eat hundred dats in a row. Epic music! Aw train?! Let's start again! I'll eat that.

Boobs On The Ceiling (Sep 14) - Exciting cooking day. Say goodbye to your cat! Anxiety? That is old age creeping in. Helping? Class. All fluster and cafe dolce! Indeed. Patrick and Joshua wine. Rich tastes. Eat some of it? Get it and go home, play games, snack it! Free meal. No vinaigrette.

Pigeons (Sep 15) - Work time. Squamish. Full circle. Pigeons are taking over.

Dooble Roonboo (Sep 17) - Gas. The Force. The circle. No progress. God's promise is strong! Rainbows are always huge. Droneless. Boom. (I think the hundred days are real)

Sleeping Child Hot Springs (Sep 18) - Company retreat. Last of kitties for a while. Winter is coming. Flares are nice. Saving environment. He believes in science. Beards small. No mess the streaks. That's just the suggestion. Lense! Setting up the tent. Too Californian. Hi Doe! Little clothed. Michael Gardener doesn't want to be shown. What game? Woah. Door elevator?! BIDET? Do it, Tim. Fancy dungeon. Double the hanging. Bidet outside! All the kitchen! So nice. Full enough? Fear of pumps. One of this... Tim room. Brain scoop break. Balcony, hello down there. Field, not yet. People are running. Hi creepy people. $6,000. There's the bench! Water. Slow elevator. Current tech. Stinky, though. Sauna! Colin in the kitchen. Lot of eggs. Tic tac toe. Ping Pong slo-mo. No leave??? Steaming! Nature = tree+mountain+water(+chipmunk) THAT IS WARM. Big brother house. Ceremony thing. So jokes. Gardener, employee of the year = Hank Green! You look really tall. Traditional sense. Night has fall and another world comes alive. Spinning around...

Dank Tacos (Sep 19) - As night slips away, another ray of sunshine brighten us and people hike without you while dumping videos. Insect. Stump sitting. Really hot rocks. Nature is patient. Calcite. Like squishy square, or cheese. Pulley thing. Why? Myst. So nimble. More secret. Old stuff. Finding all the pillars. Is this the latitude lines? Tube forever. Pipe. Rocks sliding. Vlogging angle. Monkey? Pool time. You blow the big hole. More dyes. Beauty vlog, sliding thing. I win! Dinner time. Gonna get some food. Workout? Pool baseball. Tim dive slo-mo! Cooking with Duncan! Coming to VH1? Look at that blurry thing... Karaoke? Ross is too drunk. Five animal: Spider, Hippo, Sea cucumber, Dragonfly, snail? Humans, cat, dogs, pandas... I'm in a terrible situation. Unfriended.

Cordano (Sep 20) - Food and motorcycle. Need a crossbow. Damn dude. This is legal. Montana? More driving. Google map? Footage dump! Once every low morale. Brit Kaitlyn sound like Watson.

Teleporter War (Sep 21) - Sound stuff. Drone return! Nicole, people talk... Return of the drone, but this has changed. Shields... war? I know that episode. All new case! Welcome home. Brother? Where's the battery? So no drone footage? This is outrageous!

Chipotle Streak (Sep 22, Sep 23, Sep 24) - Doing script. Digital clock. Finn? Papyrus! Drop physics. Workload and NPR. Get in a jog! Turn back the counter! Month and a half. Stop recording. Stiff. That's what she said twice. Focus on driving. Day 2 return. Kaitlyn is not good at days.

Moonlapse (Sep 26, Sep 27) - Kitty in the window. Parade? Lighter. Real sleepy. Bacon slap returns... it's been long. Cool hair, Scishow. Lotto?  Pizza. Blood moon eclipse. Heart attack. Manual time-lapse. Fix the moon lapse. Not ideal condition. I'll KNOW that it was real. Wi-fi lights.

My Other Array (Sep 28) -  Coldest in a while. Water on Mars. Class. Bigger camera. Cold. Pretty picture. No salad, but dressing. New app. GUI, dinging. Kaitlyn approved. RCR, 41.

Koog (Sep 29, Sep 30- - On a roll, class. Down. Brand new from Bozeman. Nice fan. Daily dose. Skype noise or AOL? Early awake! MORNING JOG! Pleasant stuff. Song and products. FilmicPro! Bane of existence.

Few missing days, but the extra-long days make up for it! Also we end mid-video for the first time.