Saturday, March 12, 2016

Time of The Month Draft

Following a weird theme, Time of The Month is a monthly series by Hazel Hayes. Hazel started as a YouTube employee basically and then become enamored by the budding community then become a full-time YouTuber, basically. Her sketches are well-written and shot and her vlogs are... conventional? I guess. Medium person shot and a semi-montage with less quality. Typical.

But the framing is less induced than the personality which carries the show, and Hazel has plenty. She has the laughs, the sad moment, firey anger that spice up the vlogs. But the Cast is also important. But review that we need a separation by month, so here we go!

January: Sammy is brilliant as always, and the cast for apparently abridged versions of classic British literature is strange but entertaining? Trip after is plenty of fun as well... Sammy, again great. England is a beautiful place, and being with wonderful friends is also delightful. She's Thirty?

February: Is this somerset? Anyway, at end of a trip. no thing? Daniel J Layton is fantastic, especially with Hazel. They really work nicely together. Dan, Phil and Louise is a nice introduction. Contest? High-level YouTuber this month. Food is scrumptious, including the pancakes.  Mescall wins the MVP here, though. Setback. To the Motherland! Hazel's Family is absolutely wonderful as well.

March: Birthday every month? Witton is so excited. Jack is taking over for Ciaran? Sammy has a good philosophy. Charity, so big red nose? Again Witton is wonderful. Hazel's plan is nicely packed. But she gets stuck in a bathroom, or so her luck. Jess again, takes the cake. Jack is so great! Warner Brother's Harry Potter Studio... very nicely done. Krystal was good. Casting, and someone's birthday John is a wonderful addition in the tail end. Interstellar screening to end the month. Fantastic;

April: Upside down shot? Good. Oreo sketch was fun and controversial. 20's theme and Easter! Calling friends for Easter. Again, foods presented here is a beauty.  Hazel is with me with the dress. Flat tires and Ben Cook shoot! Sunny day and another setback. Number ONE! Setback managed! Super capable person for both of you. Sammy is a film goblin. Filp-flopping Ed Miliband is why he lost the freaking election. Ben Cook guide and Louise's insert. Sammy reviews... Dan bakes.

May: SEPTEM is filming. Sammy and Hazel deliberate... Filming is exciting.  Ciaran is Ciaran. Andrea is so great. Back in Ireland. Melanie is beautiful and... quite messy, apparently. Amusement park with brother. Still busy, Hazel's vlog seems madcap which is nice. Fast paced. Back to April with Ben Cook's series pilot. Sightseeing. Michael Steven is the best cameo. Good feeling jar. Sammy is an introspective filmmaker. Holidays in Turkey? Eurovision Master of cheap travel.

June: Mandeville sisters is lovely. Schumer is okay... Very burned. Fratocrats is also lovely. Sammy Paul murders! Little brother you never want... still I think not. Bertie is here for no reason. Pina Colada break. Response to Septem! Hair and nail and shoot, again hectic month. Camera problem. Acting career ruined, pizza... Spice girl break? AD magic! Louise live and Hazel Hayes. Dean... Drunk and with pizza. Oh, Jess can sing, too. Close equivalent. British Summer Time is a thing. Suddenly interview and inspiration. What a month. Hazel uses this opportunity very well.

July: Intro... Sammy is good and hi Bethan! Very hot book launch. Ciaran like this series, compared to Sammy's PMS... Louise has a nice eating face. Dave introduction? Weird interlude from Sammy. Then there's an ant interlude. Wisdom! Ireland filming. Disagreeables. Making a film, Sammy. Bertie is incredulously silly in this vlogs. Pancake and Louise shaving... Really, the lip-synch here is ace. Happy days, which fits summer. Weirdest skype. It's not the same room. Life at the happiest. Hazel Hayes is usually drunk and TomSka sleeveless. Ireland is nice. Outro is a interesting perspective.

August: Aesthetic of the vlog completely changes as we head to a second half. For the better I think. Summer in The City. Morgan is absolutely a goddess. Hoverboard and Dodie's song perfectly complements the whole situation. Party is filled with friends. And more party and Northampton? Louise and barbecue? Celebratory banjo? Screening. Tom is strangely supportive. Sammy close-up. Andrea is wonderful. Ben is too. July editing cathartic. Sing-a-long. Grief, more like friends.

September: Dance and happiness from Ben. Jess watches 500 days of Summer. Fitting. Dirty movie names and more drunk behaviors. Rugby struggle. Food is best completed. Cereal Time with Hazel. Bertie doing shit. Lovely wall. Let's plan some parties. Song is lovely. Very lovely video from a very lucky girl. More party. Louise is great and a monster? Nothing serious, just hanging. In Bruges good.
Video is happening again in the world of Hazel Hayes. Ciaran! Premier. COASTER!

October: Now we return to normal. Janet Jackson is not bad. Friends being silly in a movie. Shaggy dog? Reduced boys. Too many Ciaran, I say not enough Ciaran. Pink hair and fun Dodie. Shoot! Helen and Stand Up to Cancer. Many parties. Louise has gone office, BUFFER FESTIVAL. Bertie and Hazel work together nicely. Vlog is more subdued than in the past. PJ's Cringe compilation. Happiest song there is. Women on YouTube panel was the boss. Filmmaker's Barbie. This is surreal. Robots, oh. Bertie likes thumbnail. Very bright Canada. Halloween Party. Sammy Paul is great, no sorry, Daniel J. Layton. Halloween going bonkers. Me too, Hazel. Sad but inspiring ending...

November: Is this a music video? Okay, this is a showreel? Fangirling to Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Tiny blurry figure. Very lovely. The legend of double caviar lady. Field day shooting. Akliah Hughes straightened the hair. BUY EVERYTHING! Behind the scenes of this challenge. JACK HOWARD NEVER WATCHED FREAKING EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?????????? Funeral? No it's a shoot! Waiting in the Wing, two track of time. Watching all the movies.

December: I believe if you makes a video over 10 minutes, especially a vlog, more people watch it, honestly. Putting a tree. We have packed a Layton. Dodie is lovely and people come together for ornaments. Amazing. Ornament death. Whipping cream. The crew sing All I Want For Christmas. Darcy is in Stormtroopers. Directing Christmas trees. Last-minute sketch. One more lip-synch. This is absolutely fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful trip to Paris. Beautiful view of Paris. It's those stuff that counts, really. It's those things that counts. Inception bridge. Skating! Song great. Quasimodo stuff. Flying back. Flying to Dublin. Christmas seems to go well... Hazel with her long arms save the day. All the gifts. Jack and Ruby. Classic films? Back with Dan and Jack. Birthday messages. Birthday decorations? Don't look! More breaking glass. Flower crown and blanket fort. This is barely 10... Moving together, Dozel flat! Dancing ever. No words, Rare and precious things. Dick Cheney.




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