Thursday, April 14, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 5

Gonna make my way through the vlog.

Danger Drone in the Hotel Room (Jul 25) - Last day in California. Is this where skate towing begins? This room is huge. Looks like Gigi. 7 minutes later... Always lost... Still lost. Chitchating... Baroca? MORE POWER. Fail. Pizzer... Always good to drink with Ava. In-N-Out finally. Hi Casey!

Rope Climbing w GoPro Session (Jul 26) - Run and Maxie? Still got those codes. Look at that arm... Max Joseph, full Hollywood. 405, LAX. That's winged tip. It fit! Power Trip. Back in NYC!

Skateboarding Behind a SuperCar (Jul 27) - How about Sean Connery? Surgery in progress... Aliens? Giant stick. Stone? So many... Casey broke my skateboard. Very many dairy. Kale salad. Joke? Speed

Helmet Needed (Jul 28) - That's bad recitation of the lyrics. Helmet? Missoura. Music edit superb. Months... after months. DMV... but it's a state thing. Crowdsource. Vlog in home is hard. WASH IT! Relived? Nah. Meeting the faces, exactly. Love is a strong word. Burn and off. Sleeping in? Fast.

Party at the Neistat's (Jul 29) - Parenthood training. Watching the cartoons. Garbage juice. Marlon in Beme??? Free hour. Nice prop. So many people. New set up. Out of office with Boosted. Party...

No Vlog Today (Jul 30) - Good boy. Just some good old real-life footage. Backing away. Short!

What Keeps You From Quitting? (Jul 31) - Solider inquiry. Who knows. Okay? More energy... Session is amazing. OCD? Nice cut. Godspeed. Skate to Grand Central. Oh that's the... Tunnel! (!)

Damn That's a Cute Baby (Aug 1) - Timelapse day! Frannie feeling better. Traffic miserable. Jerome sighting. Five sandwich. Rich spot. Pretty... When and when. Gets the job done. Pier is interesting.

Girl On A Bike (Aug 2) - Kick the can. Stuck in the foyer. Get him an iPhone? All that swelling. No barking. Shorts and no bra, like how Candice always wears. Like a Kryptonite... Trainwreck great.

NYPD on Hoverboards? (Aug 3) - Casey trial run. Love the show. Bright and early. Arrow. Looks like Dodger. Can't handle the fame. DON'T STEP ON IT! Mma, mma, rabbit. Drunk?

The Key To Success (Aug 4) - Keyboard remix. I see. How's vacation. Reverse trick. That is true. Comfort zone. Focus is underrated. Spreading thin. Hypothetical is questionable. Can't sing & dance. Owen, the better person. Annoying? Distraction is unwelcome. DON'T COME IN! Benji? Crowd...

Custom LightUp Motorized SkateBoard (Aug 5) - Marlon in the intro. Wallet is being devoured. More visitors. That's being cut. Motorized scooter. Indoor only. More reasonable. Lean... $1500... Marvel of engineering. Flexible. Practical means. I can't believe... Winner: Normal skateboard.

Racing a Cop Car (Aug 6) - Whole family. Big painting. JR, photographer. Too liberal. Biased... Miracle of Birth. Gary's show, entrepreneur. Revolving bane... Clever? I'll take that. All 50 states?

Why I'm Scared of the Subway (Aug 7) - Marlon's good weekend. Lot very long. Are or not are. Monetizing soon. Owen's college fund. Riding bikes. Scary as its looks. VIACOM. Amazing lighting. One hour productive. Willy Wonka? Out of juice. Mail is too much? It's the stroller. Puppy?
Heading to Penn station, sneaking a poodle. One out of mind Uber driver later... great ending.

Too Much Drink (Aug 8) - Strolling. Title editing is more unconventional now. Target piano... No roof jeep for Frannie... Getting change? Frannie in bliss. Owen is still awesome. Movie & supper. Candice is very drunk. Owen, the designated driver. No seats. I mean Mission Impossible... 8?

Haunted Lighthouse in the middle of the Ocean (Aug 9) - Audio level? They should have a montage only vlog. I mean he. This is a lighthouse. Naughty crosswind. Jarring? Mowing later... Going back to Old Man's Spot or Scott's Lobster. Good children. Exhausted. Always gets an allowance. UCONN?? Sixty years? Around the same time. East Coast Taco. All done. Train back to the city. Dad =/= train.

Free Stuff (Aug 10) - Full mail time. Gym. New banana. Creature of habit. That is good. Creative package. Notebook. (From Sara) Clever. Maple water? Seven copies. Nice shirt. Please don't...

Explosive Shampoo (Aug 11) - No workout, shower. Flood? Appreciated gross. Jack is pissed. Smells like my grandma. Explosive. It's candy. Joe's, LA, alternative? APP IDEA not welcome. Longer??? Trainwreck was too long. High school, get out! Overhead rig. Recording studio. Argot and Josh.

Hot Sweaty Summer Day (Aug 12) - Early morning meeting. Using the footage from eariler. The jutaposition is wonderful and worth a watch, but not much to comment to. Ending fades are cool...

Wife Is Out Of Town (Aug 13) - Gigi wants a sock. I hate goodbyes. 6:30! Gigi is very cute. Get that vitamin D. Cheap movie set. Guilt free night. YEAH, New Song! It's like 90's techno and I like it.

Smashed MacBook Pro Screen (Aug 14) - Breakfast. Scatting while tense. Semi-private plane? Fancy bathroom stuff. Marfa? That's a great place. Sleeping in the lobby. Room 613??? Other bathroom? Overkill, perhaps. Wedding rehearsal. One stop light. You're 22 minutes late. White theme?

She Fell Off the Horse (Aug 15) - Laptop encroachment. Skateboard to the wedding. Take a ride. Hooligan men. Smallish wedding. 8 in the morning Bud Light. Freaking Freida? Merika? Festivity... Homie Clint. Serious skateboard. Border? In Marfa? Throwing eggs. Sack race! Committed to wed. That's a pun! Yay! Wild time-lapse. Fun running into you? Look at the horse. See: White people.

MacBook Pro Purchase Fail (Aug 16) - Goodbye, Marfa. Buying ticket. You too, always fun. First time in the economy class? It's the same time! Family matters. Not the end. We close at 7... CAPS?

MacBook Pro 15" MAXIMUM POWER (Aug 17) - Foggy morning. Funerals. Coming plans, change, exercise. Regular gym, nice nap. It's uncanny. Hotel Tour. So glitzy. Very happy now.

102 Degrees in Texas (Aug 18) - Famous Po'Boys. What do you see. Q & A must continue. Personal films. Events? First Casey sneeze. Question mark. Nana! Robin is in Arizona? Dim hotel. Smashing.

Driving a Cadillac on the Runway (Aug 19) - Somewhere... Fly back. Francine is a... So EARLY. Cadillac and a lounge. So good at crawling. That's Michael's thing. Back in New York. Typing noise. Later Jack. Racing uptown. Just forget this. You okay? Sfx. Interview. Hyper Gary is fun, though.

I've Got a Huge Head (Aug 20) - Quiet pizza. Dollar pizza fix gone. Live feed is cool. Good stickers. Mail Time. Giant Human Head. Team will love these. JAPAN! Saddle bag. Not as severe mess.

The Hardest Part of Vlogging (Aug 21) - That's a fake dog. I'll fly on the way back. Francine's friend Boosted board? Hallway? For food only? Best possible summer. Interrupting business lunches... Gucci loafer are important. Bump elbow, pounding vodka. Waffle, new camera. Worth it. So good.

Super Cute Beach Babes (Aug 22) - Baby on loose. Why is the wedding invitation on the back??? Triple Grande? Getting baby toys. Helping a little bit. Grabbing the skateboard. More trial. WATER.

She Said No Photos (Aug 23) - Food is in the freezer. Finding the range. Not satisfied. Just about. Fancy brunch not needed. That's not that bad. Lovebirds. Bridge is going up. Sebastian says bye. Conn. is fancy? Lot of dings. Little bit of kidnapping. Dennis feels nice. Dog is concerned. CA $$$

How To Get 1 Million Subscribers (Aug 24) - Babbles. Congratulation. That's mainstream. Beautiful people issue? Part of the route. NEW MAINSTREAM. Elitist artform. Never been accesible. Democratic and egalitarian and meritocratic (I said the problems here are reflected in that phrase.) Middlemen are gone! Well, only the platform. Remove the aspect of creation. Sara and Jack.

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 4

(This is where the intro goes)

Hover Board Delivery Man (Jun 25) - From Miami Beach. YES, Marvin! Meeting Ryan at the camera store... B & H. No selfie with Sony... So disappointed. Candice is hiding... Salmon... home.

Bad NYC Dollar Pizza (Jun 26) - Getting it in. Colin! Burger Friday. Handcuff and chains. Mike and Berry. Best slice of a pizza... as feared. Getting a free pizza. Very delicious. Stuck at work. BROKE Hoverboard. I guess I'm walking home tonight. Workout bridge. Biggest show. Song at the end.

Just Make Her Laugh (Jun 27) - She's not friendly with morning. Broadway is closed! Stipend? Train! Watched your program. Segway?! Line is smaller. Shopping for flowers. Last stop, dollar store. WINE. Real piece of work. Train is where you can nap. Anal street. Pouring out.

The Pride Parade (Jun 28) - Cat as a hat. Edgar Wright assembly. Ben Brown date. Filming everything. Pizza break. Thanks for the keys. Apartment cat? Oh so, that was right? Nigro? Thanks.

Pizza Eating Contest (Jun 29) - Monday! Taking those things. Frisk? More goodies. Ripped in half. Nefarious gift... Tiny dress! All the stuff. Car with Matt. Betaworks? Popsicles on the High Line. Literally shaved ice. Bath break. Late night in the office. She's emotional. Where's the contest??

How To Get More Subscribers (Jun 30) - Scary dog. Brooklyn. Schmoyoho! Looks like Casey's voice. Underwear. Q & A Sky diving. Bar Mitzvah. Last laugh. Travelling soon? No trick. Flash?

She's Not Very Good At It (Jul 1) - New camera. Busiest day. No problem with post office. CANDICE DOES THE VLOG! Oh vey. Mail time! Converse. Good footage. Owen's date. Fired.

I've Got Something To Tell You (Jul 2) - Marlin, the best member. Nice backward time-lapse. Fan has baked the cake! For a while... not! Power of creation. Create... Oldest video. First step is the hardest. Just made the video. Creation that inspire. Tool that grow. I can't... abstract terms. That's the logo, wow. Genius that knows all the fact. Vlogging app? Amped up! Silly ones? Ladies who like Candice.

Sneaking On To Amtrak Trains in NYC (Jul 3) - Take a taxi. SoulCycle. Overpriced juice. Paving... That's not blood? Highly discouraged. That's not... rude. Knocked out. Lobster sandwiches... Francine is better at networking than I am. Freaked out baby. Who's that? Late night scooter. Fireworks.

Taco Bell Fried Cap'n Crunch Balls; Food Review (Jul 4) - Basically a salad. Peter getting it in... View of Peter taking a... Wildlife nuclear sanctuary. Off-road trucking? Variable... Healthy. Scraping. Now it's in my face. Sound motor. One more it is. Just mostly. Ladies love the car. Great review.

Skateboarding Barefoot (Jul 5) - Vespa. Mystic riding. Lovely dogs. Rusty and delicious.  Where's Peter? Weird ending. Great down shot. First double shot? Nice transition. $44.93 pretty expensive. Friendly handshake. Quick timelapse. Slo-mo. Skewed sunglasses = exhaustion. Know the tropes.

Airplane Food (Jul 6) - Malcolm X poster. Sitting good. Francine looks like a person. Jerome, the travel buddy. This is faster. Wait in the terminal. We'll be back... Everyone taking pictures with Jerome... jeez. Always the first...? Cool airport food. Delete the vlog again? This is a problem.

Terrible With Money (Jul 7) - Troublemaker... This is the problem... teenager girl everywhere. What sacrifice for white teeth. Special LA edition. Beme is the name. Lot of jerks. We're good. Start. Budgeting... Coconuts. Training for the marathon. Weird. Three drinks. No audio. No help. Commit.

The Photobombing Expert (Jul 8) - Same restaurant. Nev snapchat. Fruit. Nice truck, Nev. Beme... Back to the broadcast. Frannie skype. Too much vegan. Two glasses cancels out. Vine mansion presents Frankie's boyfriend: Meta-textual experience. Jumping the roundels. No filming in Lobby. Cadillac, not for five people. Santa Monica is lovely. Do I look tired? Two beds, extra night?

They Loved It! (Jul 9) - Gotta be strong. LA run. Adult gyms. American ninja, perfect cut. Little bit of police before moving on. Good run. Comedy is strong in this vlog. Dry ice burns. Public beta! Hunger Games? Weird accents. Couple people? Self-parody is interesting. Anxious and nervous. Dunch, that settles it. Fifth ticket, invoice me? Shower in the Airport? Great pajamas.

Living On An Airplane (Jul 10) - Weird taxi. Thanks, Francine. Why do I... Shut down Broadway. Pizza party time! Williamsburg, grateful! Take it easy. For the poodle. Latest and greatest. Smells like Tokyo. Threatening with the knife Half cut note. Le Enfant Breton? Baby glasses? That's nice.

Testing GoPro 4 Session at the Beach (Jul 11) - Uber in the shower? Heading to Connecticut. New London has a separate July 4th? Rest stop break. Pickle... with no teeth. I want the sessions. She just wants to eat everything. Pretty good. Lobster roll, 9. Gigi is feisty. Lot of obese... not judging.

Baby Eats Sand (Jul 12) - Nice day at work. Lot of stuff. Parasol to pram. Look at that traffic, going to the beach. That's what I am always talking to. Rowing with the camera? Guthrie beach, small island 1000 feet from shore. Antsy baby. Mystery of the Candice's car. That's big. SALAD. Happy!

Super Powered Hoverboard (Jul 13) - Thanks, Casey and Jack! Owning the car? Beme stickers. Siren mess up the sound. Landlord! Jack! New company! Talk about my app... yes, but not lame. Marlin!!! NOT A PAID ENDORSEMENT. It's not real... but it's closer? Quite intuitive. Heavy. How did...

$2 Million Dollars (Jul 14) - Good looking guy. It's Bastille day! Poo? Francine... lot of importance. That's a cut. Small sum of money. Technologist. Matt is cool. Asking for money is very scary. Venture Capitalist. No... No... Candice ready to pop! Casey looks so young. Candice has a pacifier? Candice talks very sweet to his mom. Fully undergarmented. Do not sleep. Always extreme. Terror!

Unlimited Dollar Pizza (Jul 15) - Bridge group. We need a inside place. Pizza is a dollar... Good negotiation. Ridiculous easy. Emergency alert. Public beta testing. Go time, bodyguard. Engineer. Pied piper... Marlon's fans are here! See you on beme! Louie is back! Maybe? Sara is not a fan. AND we lost Louie. I love how Casey tries to share the hoverboards. Productive and fun. Little hand!

This is Beme (Jul 16) - Going live. Officially live. Virtual person? Blue eyes. Scrutinize? Keep staring, holding at the chest. One time watch. Selfie? I think it's... silly? Invite-only... makes okay...

Human Head in a Box? (Jul 17) - Very upset. Beme day is nuts. Loopy. You are now in the vlog. HUMAN HEAD GUMMY BEAR!!! Pro-Tips. That's the proximate sensor? 4 second or more. Stop frame movie. BEN BROWN. Happiest man! Harris... Awesome. Soon. Yeah... Daily Francine

Electric Jelly Fish (Jul 18) - POURING. Taking the hoverboard. Excited. Britta is cool! No donuts. Dad and Susan. Just grannie. Going to the aquarium. Mystic aquarium. Casey has nice hands?

Motorized Skim Board (Jul 19) - Parent/daughter fun. Crazy 13-year old dog. Aww, that's nice. Germans digging... (That's a John joke, everybody.) Nice work. Townie fail. Dad's free lunch. Time to go. Mixup but a fine mind. Other baby? Francine breakout. Shady town in somewhere? Endless.

Switchblades and Candy (Jul 20) - Karlie tries hoverboard. Let's confront the week. Very tan. Wrong and funny plan? Launch sneak preview. New t-shirt? That's some mail. With special guest Karlie Kloss. Keeping that. She likes Reese's? Coding class. Non-profit plug. Launching soon. Jack codes.

Overpowered Motorized Skateboard (Jul 21) - First vidcon. Kat! Q & A as always. General NYC nonsense. Start! Balance... smoking is BAD. Keep busy. Still a babe. Thanks, Mom. Cape Town is so great. China will be great. Space... I could see that. Get to work! Work entangled... Love is a strong word... but appreciation is great. What's that acronym. Boosted skateboard, it's motorized. Charge?

Are You On The List? (Jul 22) - Poking Nev. 5AM airport. Of course, Jerome. (American sucks...) Jerome never sleeps... okay, he slept a lot. That's LA! That's why he wears the glasses... Idol? Jack!!! Official Vidcon Hotel, The Hilton. SO MANY. Healthy food? Devil and Angel. Jerome does the spar. GOOD FOOD, bad waiting. That's the shirt. Big room? He's a good runner. Lily's show, they are so lucky and there's Colleen and Sara. Lily does save best for last. Just 10,000. All the twitter.

I'm A Huge Fangirl (Jul 23) - 1000 T-Shirt and 500 pizza. OMG... that is... NO. Day 0. Same floor. It's the same view. All that security. Ben always looks like that guy from Almost Cool. Freight elevators... Oh that's Lula. How it should be? This is not just it? Who's holding the camera? He is nice. The mayhem is over. Free sandwich. Never ready. Smallest YouTuber? Underbelly is so cool. Jerome is playing with the kitchen. No.... no... OMG! Made it out. Vlogging pioneers. Small car. Super healthy food. Miss you? Hilton. We have to go. NO. NO. The struggle is real.

Mobbed At Vidcon (Jul 24) - Black Peter Parker. Day 3? Iris? Matt is great. Panel! SHUTTLE ME! Cassie and Sam! 4 people? All the qualification. Everyone is in the vlog. That camera shot. First ever meet up? Excited? WE'RE COMING! Jack is so overwhelmed. Motley crew. Where's our car??? ONE in the back. With a fan? Nev at the crowd control. Cannons and everything. Jerome ending.


Sunday, April 10, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 3

Here's the next month!

The Day I Almost Died (May 25) - That's some opera! Story time. Graham... Kilmanjaro... So... There's this thing called Seven Summits. That's climbing the tallest mountain in every continent. Aconcagua probably is the middle out of the seven. Andes is so hard to climb. Mountaineer. Italian pizza singer? Going to that freaking summit! EVERYONE DOUBTING... being reckless.

2.5 Million Instagram Likes (May 26) - Lot of fans. Anniversary of the most liked photo. Very happy. Known on the industry. Being fast and good. Interesting people, like Owen. Hard to keep up. Moving to LA? Really? SO EXPENSIVE. Bullying is unequivocal evil. Life as punishment. Weird question. Non-Taylor Swift fan = monster. Don't listen to everyone, including me? No straight line.

Skate Ramp in my Building! (May 27) - You didn'y sleep in the streets. Dollar pizza isn't good but it's so satisfying. Trash! Skate ramp? Skate ramp. All is well. Gone for 7 days. Edit complaining.

My Friends! (May 28) - Carrying all the things in the waist. Behind the scene for Google Glass. Face computer, not convinced. That is highest indeed. TERRIBLE IDEA. Lunch at the same place. Remember the singing? That was the reason! Museum opening. Bye, India. On a date? Good.

The Black Tuxedo (May 29) - The wrong store. Stop peeing in the Hudson. NEW LUNCH SPOT! Very late fitting. Always the take the opportunity. I'm just playing. Casey sometime sounds like a little kid, like a somewhat bewildered yet fascinated. Thank you, designers. Secret awakening.

Bachelor Party Surprise (May 30) - Three-wheel drive. Grabbing the car. Tip? BACHELOR PARTY, different risk taker. He ran against Kucinich? Is it... packed district. He looks like Chris Parnell. Johnnie Walker is good. It's gotten cheaper. Shooting ground? Stand By Me... Super refreshing.

Waterproof Baby (May 31) - Frannie and me. Great bloomers. She just happy to be alive. Pacifier. How do go at a 7:43 pace? Having fun. In a bad place. MAKING A RUN! Even her cry is cute.

Pretty Dresses and Pouring Rain (Jun 1) - Bow tie? Fake with Alfie. He likes gadget. Alfie is a hoverboard salesman. Terrible bow ties and Candice is... okay. 1 hour drive. He's Jon Stewart guy. Selfie tutorial. James Corden is lovely. 2nd Kanye appearance. Two cold women. GODSPEED!

Should I go to College? part 1 (Jun 2) - Cold day. Scott Campbell? Seems familiar. Pragmatic decision... Nature doesn't give back. Laptop return. Work your way out... that's why art exists. Deserve to go and went to learn, communicate & autodidact. It's an app! DETERMINATION with luck sprinkled on top. Owen to happiness. Insecurity is a distraction. Great quote. Interesting girl. Universal answer: path to success is diverse. All that social aspect. Fungible is a fun word.

the NYC Diamond Dealer (Jun 3) - TMNT? Cool stuff. Penny board? Okay? All the dolls. Work project??? Cool stuff. Mid-town diamonds. GNARLY! Double door security. Really nice place?

Being Adopted (Jun 4) - Great sound. Story time. Looking the same... Non-motorized? Running away to Virginia. Front of the judge and petition. Against better judgement... Welp.

Louis Vuitton Apple Watch (Jun 5) - Closest to the snacks. Dollar pizza closed. Two apple watches. Big one it is. Fully pretentious. Where's the bike? Kym? Oh, that Kym. That was fun.

Why Do You Vlog? (Jun 6) - Hot and bothered. Calm day. She has a double espresso? I'm too young take the day off??? Really good excuse. Keep a fire lit. An impetus. Best part of the roof.

Street Waterpark (Jun 7) - Weirdest stuff on this town. Enjoying the sprinkles. Father-daughter shoot. Photographer has a great accent. Feeling frustration. Uncle Dean needs a relationship. Apple watch review (informal) Watchband: 10/10. Ergonomic is good. Text! Little stuff... Inconsistencies. Un-Apple-like indeed. Major expense is not worth it, just a new cellphone or a computer. Not bad buy.

Poop Dog, Death Machine (Jun 8) - New place? New people! Red pants. Hoverboard stupid things. Verdict: Good buy. Sick moves. Jerome returns. Motorized death machine. Notebook catch. Ugh...

High School Drop Out (Jun 9) - MONSTER. Central park. Long run.. So fast, way fast. Construction. Hip breaker. Moral compass. Deadline makes finish. Storytelling. Regret, none. STAY IN SCHOOL. Just kidding, no. Pride flag, hello and welcome... Segway hurts the ankle.

Quitter (Jun 10) - Marvin tries the hoverboard or not. Candice watch the vlogs. Branding is exciting. So dangerous. Crew lunch, when to quit? Summer camp? Editing, throwing the towel. Canon D... YOU'RE FIRED! Automatic stop. Snowstorm. Never finished. Never done... Moving the process.

Yes, You Can Ride the Hoverboard (Jun 11) - New camera. Flith. Just a rebel. Soft focus. TEST RECRUITS! Productivity drop. Francine zipline. Assume fatherly responsibility. Francine, traveler.

Whiskey and the Hover Board (Jun 12) - Fashion shoot. Step! Panel? Williamsburg covered in sweat. Never on time? Pretty cool conference at a brewery. Hover experiment. Scotch paper cup.

Top Down, Doors Off (Jun 13) - Ready to New London. Feel the weather. Owen is good. Congrats? Dennis and the beach. Does well in the grass? Lobster roll... Laborious. Powerful dune buggy.

Buy This Haunted Mansion for $1 (Jun 14) - Mormon? Deer. Francine on a beach. Candice on the trampoline. There's no too much hoverboard. Potato. Scooter, battery, Edgar Wright? Guthery? Hotel history and airplane... third marriage? All the tap shows. Jail? This is really spooky.

How To Vlog (Jun 15) - East coast skating champion? Now there's two. Mail time... Power converter LOCKPICKING? Behind? Filler? It broke... yeah... Tommy and sidearm. Final Cut is messy.

The Secret To Life (Jun 16) - No more dollar pizza. Nicky is not going away. Backward Q & A! Marathon... leaving work. 2003 iPod... No sympathy. Question their judgement. Life is created... hm. Sample sale, Kristy Jone Yoga Studio. Road is very wet. Mariachi band. Candice's... Tuesday?

Hands Free Segway thing for $200 (Jun 17) - What a setup. IT'S THE HOVERBOARD VLOG! Seltzer! Pressure pad. Super... Chinese... Product review. Chinese durability. Public trial... perhaps? Problem solved. $1799! $1499! $538? Alibaba $230. Cut the middleman. Dollar pizza addiction.

The Honey Moon Story (Jun 18) - Just hit it with a coconut? Special presentation. Goodbye mountain, weird shapes. Oh June. Parent say hi to Singapore. That is a wonderful weather! Stealing cereal. Malaysia bikes. All the drinks. Commander and hung over. Phuket doctor fish. Good montage ONE OF EVERYTHING and then Karaoke. Great story from everyone.

Nice to Meet You (Jun 19) - Chinatown... prison? Two wave. Bow tie! Second board! Balls? Sarah loves the plants. Power pencil. Third one!! Let's do something. Afternoon cafe. Candice being wild. Nice and salty. Dragging... only twice? Bad for business... sipping rose and spinning clockwise.

Baby's First Oreo (Jun 20) - Clothing doppelganger. Baby not happy. Dream car. It tastes skimmy. Raining out, going to the gym. First Oreo. Don't tell... sure. Hawaiian Airline's Liberty challenge??? Loves peek-a-boo. Hypnotizing. Nice juxtaposition. Going to the sprints. Marriage, baby, company.

Trapped in a Movie Theatre (Jun 21) - Father's day. To Brooklyn. BB Gun... Pictures of Owen. Seventeen, almost an adult. Owen the purpose. Owen, the extraordinary. Movie theater labyrinth.

The New Babysitter (Jun 22) - Fake paint? Owen as a zebra. Owen is not a watcher. Hi, unicycle. Ben Brown with a mustache. Comedy. Commit! Hoverboard lesson. Uncle Roy. Babysitter, finally. Ben tours the city. Hotel outlook. Brooklyn bridge at night... hot dog? Don't mess around.

Special Guest (Jun 23) - Francine don't like Chinese. Tread carefully. Hoverboard + glove = Q & A? Sarah, head of business operation. Favorite quote. Beholdrant? Sara needs a new job. Another company... Better at one thing. Boredom. Marketing? Paid tweets? SOON! Timing is everything.

NYC turns Purple (Jun 24) - Prettiest of timelapses. Good run with Ryan. Scooter cops. Sara is slow. That's a Buddha. Pen? Peanut butter. Canadian are the best. Family break? That would be the case.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 2

Continuing the rundown, I guess? Also, decided to cut it off at 24th of the month.

Domestic Life (Apr 25) - Some distance gives appreciation. Snack to go. Traffic. Self-absorbed, neu-millienials these days. Look at that smile. Just... okay. Baby walk. Destroy that lawn. Relatable?

She Wasn't Wearing a Shirt (Apr 26) - Trunk is shut? Paper boy... I remember those times. There's no gas... just great timing. Also that. Bra to breakfast. Let's get the hell out of here. Edit got faster. Francine got the smiles from Candice. You can cry, Casey. Don't feed dog donuts. Photo in Brooklyn.

My Biggest Failure (Apr 27) - Straight to the pipeline. Pure intuition and text. TICKET. Monday face. Abstract episode. Balance. Another Tom Scott. TV SHOW. HBO, biggest name in television. Nothing, made it! Nothing changed. Never made it! Fight up... always. Brief meeting.

Zero F*cks What People Think (Apr 28) - Question time. Photo shoot! Rested. Things and stuff. Garbage truck Q&A. Of course. Underwear edit. That's why they never sleep... it's all the noise. Eliminate the bad person, birthmarks. WATCH THE OTHER ONE. Fit in? Bullies are losers. DESTROY THE BULLIES WITH POSTIVITY. Working. Francine in office. David Wiener.

Short Skirts and Rip Off Artists (Apr 29) - Peanut. Inspiration, Herzog? Cheat... Truly original? This is based on Jack Harries's copy vlog... It's hard. (Verdict: No. Yes, some parts are definite ripoffs but there's more focus on the company on this vlog and Jack is much less good at vlogging. No wit. He's just a nebby guy who has no wit to get him out like Charlie. Like he doesn't even really try. It's bad.) Moving on, too protective. Cool tap. Investor Karlie. Ripped hole. Cobblestone... nice. No need to yell... TT... TT... YL... TTL? Dudeish. Seal of approval. MORE PROTEST.

Marriage Confession (Apr 30) - That's why you should be in more vlogs. Shared life is a great life. Almost organized, different clothes? Cow tips it over. Josh has a new film! Jewelry off a kitchen table, more successful! Fighter! People hate weaving through streets. So fancy! Famous stuff... Great silly, though. Frankie is a good unisex name. Similar work ethic. FEMALE ADMIRER! Kloss of course. Second date, tattoo the name, ah yes. Amsterdam and Cape Town is great. Boring? NO!

Scariest Day of My Life (May 1) - Pursue or happens! Most people are insecure. Journalist running. Learning steps. Self-soothing. Scary... September 11. CRUSHING NOISE. Paper falling. Camera. Unbridled terror. Cut. Red coming! Haunting memory. Look like CGI. Birth and 9/11 and fighter jet. Haunting. New world trade center! Great photo. Men in Black? Don't worry, Asian is doing it. MOM

Pigeon Man (May 2) - TILT-SHIFT! Little frustration. Baby food in... that. SHE LOVES IT. Day of the family. Sister! Going up! People to New York. Stroller bell! Straight to tub. Bye moon. Social. Going out... that's a real cop. The ear? What a bar. Nicely drawn. Just tired. Abysmal Marginal

What is she doing? (May 3) - Fight and then OH MY GOD! Lot of stuff. Cop car as tripod... GYM! Great aesthetic. Nice plants! Here's Jerome. Expect the camera and compliments. Late night... SoHo Fitting and fun. Very tired. Selfie stick? Looking incredible. Cigarette butt = fashion people.

You're Not Allowed on the Red Carpet (May 4) - Sick pigeon. Irresistable fun thing. Suprising sight. Choco consumption. telescope? Little late. Multi-task! Permit? This is incredibly awkward. Bieber is such a noob. Tuxedo, one wheel (not him), Got the bowtie. Wonderful coverage. Need tiny burger.

Instant Dreadlocks (May 5) - Best day are smile days. Adult prom. Very delirious. Already Q & A? Like a lightsaber. Louie joins. Godfather is ShayCarl but Louie is a Da Vinci in terms of painting. SOUTH AFRICA, unanimous. Trouble with vloggers. Thinking. Extreme. Get busy. Inertia. Fun for Casey! Baking inside and giant teddy bear. No electrocution. Affection! What a lovely couple.

Fat and Lazy (May 6) - BORED? We built this city out of boredom. PROP! Time and productivity. Ryan Holiday, genius. Not crazy at all, working to goal is essential. Ending at the same place.

We Should've Read the Instructions (May 7) - Good footage. Feeling bad. 7AM weed? Great weather chunky peanut butter. Fancy degenerates. Electric unicycles. Definite non-paid endorsement (?) Office is at 368 Broadway... and that's why it's productive. Four to recoup. No one take unicycles.

The Helicopter Incident (May 8) - Awesome. Running with Lindsey. ZONKED OUT. Two phone? Liberating? Work at YouTube?! Fancy videographing. Going to a heli! Heartland of Jersey... THE WERST... Morning jumpsuit? Audio needs to be thrown out... This is great. Out of the copter.

Mother's Attack Plan (May 9) - Just a painter. Gifts? On the unicycle. Present ideas. Bloomingdale's. Trying all the spanx. Bye, so it begins. Surprize, lesser prize? The variable! Balloon and flowers. Race for Candice. Looking good. Quick inventory. GET THE BALLOONS. Francine good sport.

Just Me Talking (May 10) - Primer with glasses... interesting. BLEEP, awww... nice and quiet. Talking one on one. Principle, figuring out, realizing the passion. FIXATE. Confident action. Shortcut is not it. Years of pain and struggle... decade before a living. Realizing takes time. Big thought.

I Wrecked a New Mercedes-Benz (May 11) - On the scene. Stairmaster viewing. NINE HOUR NAP. Behind the scenes. BLIND CONFIDENCE. 4 video for Benz. Big deal for the audience. Background and history. Oscar, producer.  Car factory. Bonneville, prototype: Oscar fact. Yes... Iggy Azalea?

Special Visitor (May 12) - Apex of bridge, keep on the toes. Lovely water cup. Q & A Ignore praise. Philosophically? Two priority - family,business. It had to be destroy. Service job is important. Fixate. Answer... doing something that you hate. Influential job? Photo shoot Jack and Renee! Dylan!!!

Mountain Bike Front Flips (May 13) - 50 movies. Wow, that wind. Camera walkthrough. Constant new content. (VEDA) S1 320... G7X, cool stuff. Sounds on one side. Gorilla pod. Professional biker! Riding on a citi bike! Can do a front flip. Red bull, front flips? Back flip! Made it for the baby.

Baby Ball Pit (May 14) - No bleep. Jinx editor. No blame shitty day. Through the break cable. Complaining! Why failure, just to succeed. Casey's argument is flawed, worse people argument falls down slippery slope that I wrote... somewhere. My argument would be that it isn't productive. Which is what Casey express at the end. But complaining is a good first step, if done correctly. You shouldn't feel cathartic when complaining, in fact you should be more angry... so that you can do something.

The Vice President, Outer Space and the Baby (May 15) - Little clarification. Forum, not a journal, is a good strategy... although journal doesn't preclude from success. Family? Boy? Event? Discussion... Free breakfast is all it takes. That seems like something way above you level, honestly.

Secret Airport Entrance (May 16) - NO SKATEBOARD! No skim milk?! Better selection. Goodbye is so sad... but we must continue. Secret entrance, don't steal Michael's thing!!! That's what you mean by bump? That's not a bump. Layover is tiring. No direct flight to Las Vegas? And also... correct.

They Were Crying (May 17) - Definitely not. WHAT A SIGHT. CASINO is a labyrinth. No funny business, just ironing??? So friendly. Hide, really? Great interview? That's comedy. He always go for the meals. Swift does Van Halen? Really. Shoes? GOING INSIDE... Is this a convention? Yep.

Never Sleep in a Taxi (May 18) - Two more hours. Shower, work. Pretty useless tattoo. Manana? MoMA is just terrible, but Hannah Knows What looks cool. There you go. Natasha knows him?

Glad I Had On Underwear (May 19) - Close door never works... Gratuitous, indeed. Run away, except defense... 2004 music video. Indeed, that's why it's the Greatest Generation. Library. SICK... Retirement is out of question. Grandma working at 13 till death. Movie about Nana. So many freak!

Welcome to NYC (May 20) - Always something happening. Mail time is a staple. Mark Miller, rite of passage... this is awesome. Fleet week. Wrong fact. That's a ship! Interesting idea.

Tank in NYC (May 21) - Did it work? Lindsey is more awesome. Tank on a highway? HUDSON? Comparison... balloon and cigarette. Smoke at work. Let's Talk Business! Dwelling on a idea, Asking for everyone for money. Put me down for 100K! Big failure and big stuff for life... uh...

Swimming in the Fountain (May 22) - Always a pleasure, fighter jets! I love fighter jets. I know that this is like defense wasting money, so people can work, but... it's so cool. Timing again. Washington Square is always buzzing. Finn is still cool. Whole Foods with daughter... 5 story building?

Vespas are Dangerous (May 23) - Godspeed. Quiet rest stop.  Favorite in the world. Matching sweatshirt. Scooter is not ideal. Mowing is easy. MOVIE NIGHT with Owen! Mad Max, good.

Beach Boy (May 24) - Cinnabun = drugs. Morning hairdo. Belated beach. Don't bury dirty diaper. Convenient. Rest stop, Candice is not afraid. Back in NYC. Interruption. Good expression. Late mission for a time-lapse... so, that's what the intro is... moving, catching the fleeting sun.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Casey Neistat, Year 1, Month 1

Much in a way of Michael Aranda, this is Casey Nesitat's first year of vlogging.

MY FIRST VLOG (March 25) - It's weird, but it make sense in other videos, Casey has a really great comic timing. Maybe that's why he's in YouTube, he's too funny to be in serious business. For a while, that's the same thing Charles Trippy said, and look at how many videos did he done over the years... Owen and Candace looks different. I mean really the best part of this is timing. That hurts.

Risky Cliff Jump in St. Barths (Mar 26) - Unrealistic, but it happens in the Caribbeans. I could see. That turquoise water and a turtle freeze. Electronic store, Owen the optimist. That is quite risky... Does Candace want to adopt or something? Let's just change the subject, just anything. Nice cut.

Nude Beach and a Goat (Mat 27) - Level anxiety... that's interesting, and probably why Casey is so good at these vlogs, in terms of completion. I think you need that drive to really make a career of your life through vlogging. Oh, that's the officer. A goat does what a goat does. Look at it, Casey's edit are very clean, they are there, and you notice but it's not there really notice as a cut, while Craig does cuts that are more noticeable as cuts, as in it's meant to mean something. Also more in-jokes. Mostly old people. Poole, interesting. Also, nice retort. Uh, it's three. Ticking time bomb is apt.

Found GoPro in the Ocean (Mar 28) - There is, as mentioned. Corrections. As expected. Come on. Those are the best, though. First time-lapse? Allergic to sun. Thanks, Owen... Love that ending.

Flying from St. Barths to NYC (Mar 29) - Nice work. Flight is amazing. Owen and Candace are good sports and that's nice. VERY SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCE! Run, OWEN! Nice delay! HOME.

Selfies With Strangers (Mar 30) - Nice fandom. Sustainability is not terrible with your editing. It's nice a strategy. Good advice. Cutaway are... Casey uses it for supplements, while Craig and Michael would usually use it for comedy, because that's where their head it. Boyson... do I know the name? MARTY is wonderful... looks like he knows him a lot. That's what he is here for. Nice misdir.

Kickflips in the Office (Mar 31) - 'It's been a week' is Jake's catchphrase. NYC of movie set. No hot water is the worst. Nice Q & A, that's a good strategy. Sense of purpose. Wonderful + SoulCycle.

Climbing Fire Escapes in NYC (Apr 1) - Sleep is weird. Like the white bunny and SoulCycle. Transferring shot are really great. All the junk food. Contractual marriage. Overpriced is essential. Smoke pot all day... I mean through the ventilation. Re-hired. Bus is a good joke. Going up. Window.

Office Catches Fire (Apr 2) - Karlie check. I thought Sisyphus was punished because he captured death... maybe that was Tantalus.  Camus will be proud. Putting... fine money. Jogging feel dizzy. ASTOUNDING Quality. Candy Bar, $10,000... 2007 evict sad? Irresponsible Casey. Time-lapse...

Never A Bad Time to Dance (Apr 3) - Dancing morning. Slow and complicated, bicycle loop... So, four boroughs. You could just say four. Stolen, hurt, tight relationship. Unsafe. Get a paint remover. Distraction is just distraction. Pump some air. Adam enjoy the smoking lounge. Electrical fire radio. That was Josh. That's a nice knife, good camera... so much repair. Canon is a quite a sticky person.

Weekends Are For Shopping (Apr 4) - Weekend is different. Hi geese. Vlog track... Snacks, Title. Temporary visit... Nice tech. Moderately fun. How-to! Cellphone is best for timelapse, hiding.

Hold a GoPro in your Teeth (Apr 5) - Maybe. Sunday is quite time. Clever. Matt has jury duty. New York Cityline... whatever you're into. Battery Park, Always live dangerously. Intrepid... Cool tech.

The Chinatown Zipline (Apr 6) - Monday to Friday, walking off. Half-marathon, smile and wave... Nothing! Flying dress. Wonder of NYC. Late dinner for Casey. Does Casey have Spectrum Dis...

What's Your Motivation? (Apr 7) - Fresh morning. Rain means not good. Q & A Tuesday. Too many, I love Camera, nice transition. Create new cliches? Best unboxing. ANNOY, but cool.

Metal Engraving a MacBook Pro (Apr 8) - Uncomfortable truth. It's like the sun and the moon. Birdman? All that jump! Being bad didn't stop you before... RUN AWAY! Engraving. Now... Archive, and a there's the new video... very productive, great day, Candace angry.

Bike Crash in NYC (Apr 9) - I think she waited for you. Not a big deal. Weird shower. Interesting. Very cold week... Craig has this theme in his early vlogs. Rarely early. Weed skateboard. FINN? Six chocolate chip and other goods, paid sponsor. There's more diversity here in the songs.

Challenging the NYPD (Apr 10) - Movie breakdown and frame... Closet audit. Set-up! It was a great breakout and also comedy classic. Oscar with the bull and truth. It's always protected... just that sometime might makes right... anyway, It looks older than I thought. Again, Casey has the genes. Fifty dollar is chump change for ACTIVISM! Workholics and weekend work. Francine outro.

My Favorite Apple Watch (Apr 11) - Indeed it's ungodly. Gadget is his thing. Apple watch is great. But is it worth it? Indeed. Double fan. Tribeca baby store Barnes & Noble. Matt and his glasses. PIGEON WHISPERER! Jewelry store is big... ALL THE GEARS! It is underrated. TILT-SHIFT! Hood rats, dastardly. Wild card is the fun one. Pretty chilly evening. SAFE! Cool wheels.

Intensity (Apr 12) - Old lense... Interesting theory... we should put it on a test. Running, big picture. Year is slipping away, DEVASTATING. Gross. Marathon fun. Triathlon. Nike? Not so good.

Penny Boarding the streets of NYC (Apr 13) - Front in a front? OMG, like Gilmore Girls. Heavy invitation. Coffee? Much better habit... She's not blurred. Talking plant... ? Monitor, safety? Excellent drone control... puppy? Interesting notwithstanding and a dinner meeting. Satisfying.

What's the Secret? (Apr 14) - Q & A intro! Investing deeper... Joke cut! Glimpse! I really like how distracted Casey gets. That distraction question is really foreshadowing the vibe of anything could happen, so why not... It make sense considering how 'boring' his job is most of the time. Oh, I love that coffee machine. SHAWN DURAS! DISGUST! New London added as location.

Cut Off My Hair (Apr 15) - Interesting. MIT Media Lab. DAD! Very inefficient. Nothing but a ticket, perfect tripod? Just legal reason. Bearing... Cutting the hair. Just a great ending.

Boston Love (Apr 16) - There you go. No takeaway. That's my boy! Yep... Bunch of small schools? Fast and Furious 7, okay movie. Boston Common is nice. 30% good. That was lot of money.

Asleep at the Wheel (Apr 17) - Really worth $28? Edit is the narrative, and therefore only good and fast editors can succeed, hence Craig, Casey, Michael and so forth. Like Hank too, in a way. Seesaw POOL JUMP. How ya doing? On Great Taste! Very trustworthy. Clean the house, Get a Vespa.

Stuck in the NYC Subway (Apr 18) - Glimpse of the skyline, Bridges and nature. Bad person? This is a childlike wonder that makes him so great. All that medal. I think no one is happy. WHY IS IT REVERSING! Grand central love. Hatred of subway accepted. Apology also accepted.

Level 4A Body Armor (Apr 19) - That's seems to be a criminal. GIGI THE POODLE! No one does, frankly. I usually just get 3 full plates. Or 4, 5 is pushing it, though. Patience and behaving. Packages and all the cables. Free endorsement. Book review, office stuff and gym. As explained.

I Did Not Win An Award (Apr 20) - Heat gun? Really? Free time? That doesn't exist for Casey. Ponyboy, amazing. This isn't social, right? Okay. Ice Cream pickup. No carpet, ever. Shorty Award? Script and major revision. Nice ending. I mean it's very nice, he has the wits.

The Most Dangerous Thing in Life (Apr 21) - What a scooter. Lazy and uninventive. Playboy break? Nap intro! Benefits: Naps. Not a breakfast guy. Lottery sucks. RISK = Bigger payoff! Nasty... Legal issues and getting out and sunset! I don't know who that is. Healthy snack.

Let's Talk Business (Apr 22) - What's with water? Nice tat. Dying city? UPS guy vlog. All The Verge video and sandwiches. New company. New segment. Infancy start-up. Dirty business nonexistent.

NYC Underground Passage (Apr 23) - So scary. FAQ... gear! Never matters. Beach? Cute. Hustle? Very very late. And there's the red carpet. Actually green. EDGE! Wait a second. VR Dylan.

The Making of a Viral Video (Apr 24) - Viral video? High probability. Pretty teed up. Timeliness. Fast editing for anxiety and friend's watch. That's GOLD! That's great! The Verge is fantastic!

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Time of The Month Draft

Following a weird theme, Time of The Month is a monthly series by Hazel Hayes. Hazel started as a YouTube employee basically and then become enamored by the budding community then become a full-time YouTuber, basically. Her sketches are well-written and shot and her vlogs are... conventional? I guess. Medium person shot and a semi-montage with less quality. Typical.

But the framing is less induced than the personality which carries the show, and Hazel has plenty. She has the laughs, the sad moment, firey anger that spice up the vlogs. But the Cast is also important. But review that we need a separation by month, so here we go!

January: Sammy is brilliant as always, and the cast for apparently abridged versions of classic British literature is strange but entertaining? Trip after is plenty of fun as well... Sammy, again great. England is a beautiful place, and being with wonderful friends is also delightful. She's Thirty?

February: Is this somerset? Anyway, at end of a trip. no thing? Daniel J Layton is fantastic, especially with Hazel. They really work nicely together. Dan, Phil and Louise is a nice introduction. Contest? High-level YouTuber this month. Food is scrumptious, including the pancakes.  Mescall wins the MVP here, though. Setback. To the Motherland! Hazel's Family is absolutely wonderful as well.

March: Birthday every month? Witton is so excited. Jack is taking over for Ciaran? Sammy has a good philosophy. Charity, so big red nose? Again Witton is wonderful. Hazel's plan is nicely packed. But she gets stuck in a bathroom, or so her luck. Jess again, takes the cake. Jack is so great! Warner Brother's Harry Potter Studio... very nicely done. Krystal was good. Casting, and someone's birthday John is a wonderful addition in the tail end. Interstellar screening to end the month. Fantastic;

April: Upside down shot? Good. Oreo sketch was fun and controversial. 20's theme and Easter! Calling friends for Easter. Again, foods presented here is a beauty.  Hazel is with me with the dress. Flat tires and Ben Cook shoot! Sunny day and another setback. Number ONE! Setback managed! Super capable person for both of you. Sammy is a film goblin. Filp-flopping Ed Miliband is why he lost the freaking election. Ben Cook guide and Louise's insert. Sammy reviews... Dan bakes.

May: SEPTEM is filming. Sammy and Hazel deliberate... Filming is exciting.  Ciaran is Ciaran. Andrea is so great. Back in Ireland. Melanie is beautiful and... quite messy, apparently. Amusement park with brother. Still busy, Hazel's vlog seems madcap which is nice. Fast paced. Back to April with Ben Cook's series pilot. Sightseeing. Michael Steven is the best cameo. Good feeling jar. Sammy is an introspective filmmaker. Holidays in Turkey? Eurovision Master of cheap travel.

June: Mandeville sisters is lovely. Schumer is okay... Very burned. Fratocrats is also lovely. Sammy Paul murders! Little brother you never want... still I think not. Bertie is here for no reason. Pina Colada break. Response to Septem! Hair and nail and shoot, again hectic month. Camera problem. Acting career ruined, pizza... Spice girl break? AD magic! Louise live and Hazel Hayes. Dean... Drunk and with pizza. Oh, Jess can sing, too. Close equivalent. British Summer Time is a thing. Suddenly interview and inspiration. What a month. Hazel uses this opportunity very well.

July: Intro... Sammy is good and hi Bethan! Very hot book launch. Ciaran like this series, compared to Sammy's PMS... Louise has a nice eating face. Dave introduction? Weird interlude from Sammy. Then there's an ant interlude. Wisdom! Ireland filming. Disagreeables. Making a film, Sammy. Bertie is incredulously silly in this vlogs. Pancake and Louise shaving... Really, the lip-synch here is ace. Happy days, which fits summer. Weirdest skype. It's not the same room. Life at the happiest. Hazel Hayes is usually drunk and TomSka sleeveless. Ireland is nice. Outro is a interesting perspective.

August: Aesthetic of the vlog completely changes as we head to a second half. For the better I think. Summer in The City. Morgan is absolutely a goddess. Hoverboard and Dodie's song perfectly complements the whole situation. Party is filled with friends. And more party and Northampton? Louise and barbecue? Celebratory banjo? Screening. Tom is strangely supportive. Sammy close-up. Andrea is wonderful. Ben is too. July editing cathartic. Sing-a-long. Grief, more like friends.

September: Dance and happiness from Ben. Jess watches 500 days of Summer. Fitting. Dirty movie names and more drunk behaviors. Rugby struggle. Food is best completed. Cereal Time with Hazel. Bertie doing shit. Lovely wall. Let's plan some parties. Song is lovely. Very lovely video from a very lucky girl. More party. Louise is great and a monster? Nothing serious, just hanging. In Bruges good.
Video is happening again in the world of Hazel Hayes. Ciaran! Premier. COASTER!

October: Now we return to normal. Janet Jackson is not bad. Friends being silly in a movie. Shaggy dog? Reduced boys. Too many Ciaran, I say not enough Ciaran. Pink hair and fun Dodie. Shoot! Helen and Stand Up to Cancer. Many parties. Louise has gone office, BUFFER FESTIVAL. Bertie and Hazel work together nicely. Vlog is more subdued than in the past. PJ's Cringe compilation. Happiest song there is. Women on YouTube panel was the boss. Filmmaker's Barbie. This is surreal. Robots, oh. Bertie likes thumbnail. Very bright Canada. Halloween Party. Sammy Paul is great, no sorry, Daniel J. Layton. Halloween going bonkers. Me too, Hazel. Sad but inspiring ending...

November: Is this a music video? Okay, this is a showreel? Fangirling to Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Tiny blurry figure. Very lovely. The legend of double caviar lady. Field day shooting. Akliah Hughes straightened the hair. BUY EVERYTHING! Behind the scenes of this challenge. JACK HOWARD NEVER WATCHED FREAKING EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?????????? Funeral? No it's a shoot! Waiting in the Wing, two track of time. Watching all the movies.

December: I believe if you makes a video over 10 minutes, especially a vlog, more people watch it, honestly. Putting a tree. We have packed a Layton. Dodie is lovely and people come together for ornaments. Amazing. Ornament death. Whipping cream. The crew sing All I Want For Christmas. Darcy is in Stormtroopers. Directing Christmas trees. Last-minute sketch. One more lip-synch. This is absolutely fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful trip to Paris. Beautiful view of Paris. It's those stuff that counts, really. It's those things that counts. Inception bridge. Skating! Song great. Quasimodo stuff. Flying back. Flying to Dublin. Christmas seems to go well... Hazel with her long arms save the day. All the gifts. Jack and Ruby. Classic films? Back with Dan and Jack. Birthday messages. Birthday decorations? Don't look! More breaking glass. Flower crown and blanket fort. This is barely 10... Moving together, Dozel flat! Dancing ever. No words, Rare and precious things. Dick Cheney.




Tuesday, March 1, 2016

What I'm Doing Right Now: December

This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for December 2015.

The End Of An Era -Dec 1, Dec 2) - Cat licking. Nice and toasty. New butterfly. Below freezing for rest of the season? Bridge Replacement. And we're still walking? How could this happen, surely it would be impossible hating another group of people. Terrifying. People angrily shouting... Majority of Germans? I'm not sure. Yelling at the guy. Is it Society? Fixing the problem... Exercise your empathy. Complicating issue don't necessitate simple answers. Battlestar once again!

Dorm Room Fantasies (Dec 3, Dec 4) - Count some words. Sorting algorithm are fun to speak. Entertainment and wager. Fighting. Program dream come true! Glenn take me to Airplane. Cab? No such cab! Long-term... let me board! Above freezing! Big swing! Just a little late. That's some color. Great Wraps are great! Minneapolis is where you spend your nights! No mat for you today. Mat!

Bag Thief (Dec 5) - Timelapse is rewarded and plane is going to Toronto! Mad dash and setting up. Did the Hero open up again. This hotel is pretty nice. Boba and chipotle later, Corey's party? Glenn's bag mystery. Party commence. Record yourselves. Emotions. Training. Andrew! Cooler ranch!

Head Injury (Dec 6, Dec 7) - Vonnegut! Physics and moving charge. Teaching ghost. Creative process, no! Flapping and making a cap and flip! Winter melon? Sorry. Wvrst! Communal seat. Holiday in Toronto and branding bible. Return to Corey. You took it seriously! Toasty hotdog. OH, you're flying back! Wow. that' lot of flights. Katelyn don't need a car. Discrete math is interesting.

A Little Much On The Tongue (Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 10, Dec 11) - Classmates. Who knew! Too late for gym. Stefan's calves is a constant fascination. Katelyn is nature type of gal. Class on the rain. Getting colder. Double vlog... busy night. Snow is back! This is a long-ass vlog (like the donkey!) Sweaty armpit. Livestream has started! Philosophy set! Dark alley feels nice. Treats SHEET. Super garlic. Eating disgusting food is fun! Duncan is always fun! Bieber pants. Sorry cover, please! That's perfect not much bettter. Close and in. NO. Swish! Snowed again! P4A explanation. Silliness is guaranteed.

Fartmas Bells (Dec 12) - Taking over by cat. Working getting caught up. Jog! Chipotle stop! Nice group of people. Breadface. Princess Bagel Michael Leia! That line is still gold! This is NSFW! Math for average volume of egg. Katherine, cool people. Tim is the secret MVP. Blonde to go back. PLANE FLIGHT IS GOOD! Plop! Hank win! Party quirks! Blonde is back. School pictures? Gaydos and everyone does the fling. Things get real weird. Species/deity... nice shot! End of the thing.

Machi Koro (Dec 13) - $3500 perk! Machi Koro! That game is uber-fun! Laid-back day. LOL

GPS Lady (Dec 16) - Finally a skip. Cinematic experience. Standard flight. Drone? Tremendously hard to focus. Utah, Atlanta... Camera is okay though.  The thing feels rusty. Finally back in Toronto LOOK, Samantha. Nice Samantha... nice... oh. BOTH angles! Ear looks squished.

The Force Awakens (Dec 17, Dec 18) - 28 medium star wats, Right Yoda, right! Re-enable. Kind of? Seems appropriate one. 600 dollars, strip club? Blue lightsaber? Light. Tim Fierce with a strong intro. Fancy song seems appropriate. I'm READY! Fire! In-Joke! IMAX, two project. JUST AWESOME. Random movie, cinematic experience. Grain! Contact falls out and putting deodorant. Fired? Fired? REAL GOOD. $400 Craiglist. Business call stuff. Full Bernie support! Doggie is excited. Nice couch BIG and Cuhiony. Menu and eat it, exciting! It gets better. Donuts. Moose, how canadian. Ehh... FREE DONUTS! Burger! 24 hour option! Del Taco have the best burger... We're closed??? Doing?

Punish Me (Dec 19) - Dog look. Rolling to Chicago! Onward! Classy! American money and soda pop and taking so long. Playful banter! Acceptable face? That's where the comics. I like this song. That's some heavy gas. Canada has gotten cold. It's all red. Border, on purpose?! Hitchhiker? EBAYGUY? Free drink. Straight face. New driver! Look, orange Chicago! We like driving... TACO BELLY? Yeah, it was Reagan's slogan. Fancy pizza. PAPYRUS? Convenient. Cloverfield 2? (Yes.) FEED ME! Not exact. Mitzy again! It's NEW COUCH Michael. Chyna is secretly very funny.

Grumppuccino (Dec 20) - Seems average song. Nice trooper. Indeed, he is. I let everyone down. POTBELLY WINS ALL THE TIME. That's interesting, too. This is what Craig would do. Yule log. Droid jog and jaunting. Fascinating jaunting. Not even surprised. Ha, ha ha... straight face.

Massage Some Leg Hairs (Dec 21) - Drive safe. Little faster beat for this Paper Towns-esque road trip thing. ALL THAT FACTORY... Need to run! Arrive in Nashville! All the people. LOGAN!!! ENGAGEMENT RING! No break the streak. First time this season. Room available. Oh... yes. Tour of the hotel room not staying in. Corey is happy. Massage leg hair. Delivery run. That was fell love. BIRDS. Icicle and pour the bottle. Spherical thing. Ready for action! Voice is beautiful.

Fishabone (Dec 22) - Right on the mouth! Is it a direct flight? Atlanta, nice moment. Meal looks good and Salt Lake into Missoula! Salt Lake is coming soon. Running late canceled. Belt on! Montage. Ooooooh, busted. Maybe, baby. I have driven. Blackfoot and Utah. Mom invented. Fun game.

Fungus Problem (Dec 23, Dec 24) - Cat wing. Interesting. Recommend. Thing house. LAS VEGAS! Arrived in just of time for Christmas. Red and white accent. Stefan's dad is still a legend! Aunt's house. That's a good question. TAMALES. Adaptive cruise control. 'I'm not a big freezer'. Tamale shot. Oh wow. Contest? Production. Pending Vacation. (Remember last time a drone flew in Anaheim?) NO crash! Update stability. Merry Christmas. High Gain, night mode, ehh. Not as green. RIGHT OUT OF BOTTLE. 'Don't say things like that.' Great dad, Lem. Denny is here again. That's Maserati. Process of dying is what scares me, too. Having kids. Continue the chain. Combat.

Parting Gift (Dec 25) - All the ornament! Doing the slo-mo. CHIPOTLE gift card. This is useful. Diegetic adds a good touch, another expansion! That's the big stuff. Cow mug? Grandma surprise. Kitty is very cute. Singles are always fun. Fold up the paper. All the blanket! Bong wrench. Water. HOSE NOZZLE? Old? Tom is a cat. Rolling people. Less grand. Way thing are not what is going. Other grandparent. What a rollercoaster. Kid this days. I feel guilty. He is disappointed. Way to go? Failed to instill something, I feel it. Bad news. Nothing on skin. Nice Kitchen, indeed. Dog poop!

Fell Off A Lot of Wagons (Dec 26, Dec 27) - Thirteen miles. After vidcon, falling off. CRV, big and uncomfortable. Meat and cook it. Raw Juice. Tesla store, luxury thing. CAPITALISM! Aggressive! Even the scooter is aggressive. Lysander is here! Other side of life! Snowshoes! NOT A MUST. San Gabriel is beautiful. I know my face. Stick with Hell Yeah... Mysertium. Pretty confusing.

It Makes a Real Nice Tinkling Noise (Dec 28) - Farewell music. In-n-Out, not a fan. No fresh potato. Mind is in Cold Stone. Stuck forever? Valentine already. Candy cane. Pretty holey. Star Wars #5!!! Newport Beach, killing time! First time Panda Express. One of the highest... Reclining! Sitting in 4.

Rainbow Hair (Dec 29, Dec 30) - READY TO GO! Less room. It's a hill. Lysandre is the consciousness? Not recommended. One of favorite beats. Carl's Jr. You're Canadian with Rainbow hair. (Cat had pants.) Hesperia is a weird name. Desolate, but nice. Vegas again. Mesquite, NV is nice. Nephi, UT... Munch munch is universal. This is a first! No blackout. Kept driving. Dillon is close. Snow boots. Last tank of gas. Oh, Missoula. KITTIES! He has a GE. I dig it.

The Boneless Principle (Dec 31) - Nothing planned. Lysander have changed her mind about snow. WHERE ARE MY KEYS. Buffalo wild wings. Tradition is short. Chicken without bones. Cultured. Not wide enough. Katelyn is back! YES! NO! BECAUSE IT'S BIG. All ready. Rest of the year. Before (with the spider) Don't know where. Drive from Montreal to Montana. Exploring? At Home. Smaller town. Snow can be great. Mysterium again! That's the same one. APP turned off!

2015 ends with a emotional end. Man, some heavy reflections that month. Overall pretty nice.