Following a weird theme, Time of The Month is a monthly series by Hazel Hayes. Hazel started as a YouTube employee basically and then become enamored by the budding community then become a full-time YouTuber, basically. Her sketches are well-written and shot and her vlogs are... conventional? I guess. Medium person shot and a semi-montage with less quality. Typical.
But the framing is less induced than the personality which carries the show, and Hazel has plenty. She has the laughs, the sad moment, firey anger that spice up the vlogs. But the Cast is also important. But review that we need a separation by month, so here we go!
January: Sammy is brilliant as always, and the cast for apparently abridged versions of classic British literature is strange but entertaining? Trip after is plenty of fun as well... Sammy, again great. England is a beautiful place, and being with wonderful friends is also delightful. She's Thirty?
February: Is this somerset? Anyway, at end of a trip. no thing? Daniel J Layton is fantastic, especially with Hazel. They really work nicely together. Dan, Phil and Louise is a nice introduction. Contest? High-level YouTuber this month. Food is scrumptious, including the pancakes. Mescall wins the MVP here, though. Setback. To the Motherland! Hazel's Family is absolutely wonderful as well.
March: Birthday every month? Witton is so excited. Jack is taking over for Ciaran? Sammy has a good philosophy. Charity, so big red nose? Again Witton is wonderful. Hazel's plan is nicely packed. But she gets stuck in a bathroom, or so her luck. Jess again, takes the cake. Jack is so great! Warner Brother's Harry Potter Studio... very nicely done. Krystal was good. Casting, and someone's birthday John is a wonderful addition in the tail end. Interstellar screening to end the month. Fantastic;
April: Upside down shot? Good. Oreo sketch was fun and controversial. 20's theme and Easter! Calling friends for Easter. Again, foods presented here is a beauty. Hazel is with me with the dress. Flat tires and Ben Cook shoot! Sunny day and another setback. Number ONE! Setback managed! Super capable person for both of you. Sammy is a film goblin. Filp-flopping Ed Miliband is why he lost the freaking election. Ben Cook guide and Louise's insert. Sammy reviews... Dan bakes.
May: SEPTEM is filming. Sammy and Hazel deliberate... Filming is exciting. Ciaran is Ciaran. Andrea is so great. Back in Ireland. Melanie is beautiful and... quite messy, apparently. Amusement park with brother. Still busy, Hazel's vlog seems madcap which is nice. Fast paced. Back to April with Ben Cook's series pilot. Sightseeing. Michael Steven is the best cameo. Good feeling jar. Sammy is an introspective filmmaker. Holidays in Turkey? Eurovision Master of cheap travel.
June: Mandeville sisters is lovely. Schumer is okay... Very burned. Fratocrats is also lovely. Sammy Paul murders! Little brother you never want... still I think not. Bertie is here for no reason. Pina Colada break. Response to Septem! Hair and nail and shoot, again hectic month. Camera problem. Acting career ruined, pizza... Spice girl break? AD magic! Louise live and Hazel Hayes. Dean... Drunk and with pizza. Oh, Jess can sing, too. Close equivalent. British Summer Time is a thing. Suddenly interview and inspiration. What a month. Hazel uses this opportunity very well.
July: Intro... Sammy is good and hi Bethan! Very hot book launch. Ciaran like this series, compared to Sammy's PMS... Louise has a nice eating face. Dave introduction? Weird interlude from Sammy. Then there's an ant interlude. Wisdom! Ireland filming. Disagreeables. Making a film, Sammy. Bertie is incredulously silly in this vlogs. Pancake and Louise shaving... Really, the lip-synch here is ace. Happy days, which fits summer. Weirdest skype. It's not the same room. Life at the happiest. Hazel Hayes is usually drunk and TomSka sleeveless. Ireland is nice. Outro is a interesting perspective.
August: Aesthetic of the vlog completely changes as we head to a second half. For the better I think. Summer in The City. Morgan is absolutely a goddess. Hoverboard and Dodie's song perfectly complements the whole situation. Party is filled with friends. And more party and Northampton? Louise and barbecue? Celebratory banjo? Screening. Tom is strangely supportive. Sammy close-up. Andrea is wonderful. Ben is too. July editing cathartic. Sing-a-long. Grief, more like friends.
September: Dance and happiness from Ben. Jess watches 500 days of Summer. Fitting. Dirty movie names and more drunk behaviors. Rugby struggle. Food is best completed. Cereal Time with Hazel. Bertie doing shit. Lovely wall. Let's plan some parties. Song is lovely. Very lovely video from a very lucky girl. More party. Louise is great and a monster? Nothing serious, just hanging. In Bruges good.
Video is happening again in the world of Hazel Hayes. Ciaran! Premier. COASTER!
October: Now we return to normal. Janet Jackson is not bad. Friends being silly in a movie. Shaggy dog? Reduced boys. Too many Ciaran, I say not enough Ciaran. Pink hair and fun Dodie. Shoot! Helen and Stand Up to Cancer. Many parties. Louise has gone office, BUFFER FESTIVAL. Bertie and Hazel work together nicely. Vlog is more subdued than in the past. PJ's Cringe compilation. Happiest song there is. Women on YouTube panel was the boss. Filmmaker's Barbie. This is surreal. Robots, oh. Bertie likes thumbnail. Very bright Canada. Halloween Party. Sammy Paul is great, no sorry, Daniel J. Layton. Halloween going bonkers. Me too, Hazel. Sad but inspiring ending...
November: Is this a music video? Okay, this is a showreel? Fangirling to Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Tiny blurry figure. Very lovely. The legend of double caviar lady. Field day shooting. Akliah Hughes straightened the hair. BUY EVERYTHING! Behind the scenes of this challenge. JACK HOWARD NEVER WATCHED FREAKING EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?????????? Funeral? No it's a shoot! Waiting in the Wing, two track of time. Watching all the movies.
December: I believe if you makes a video over 10 minutes, especially a vlog, more people watch it, honestly. Putting a tree. We have packed a Layton. Dodie is lovely and people come together for ornaments. Amazing. Ornament death. Whipping cream. The crew sing All I Want For Christmas. Darcy is in Stormtroopers. Directing Christmas trees. Last-minute sketch. One more lip-synch. This is absolutely fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful trip to Paris. Beautiful view of Paris. It's those stuff that counts, really. It's those things that counts. Inception bridge. Skating! Song great. Quasimodo stuff. Flying back. Flying to Dublin. Christmas seems to go well... Hazel with her long arms save the day. All the gifts. Jack and Ruby. Classic films? Back with Dan and Jack. Birthday messages. Birthday decorations? Don't look! More breaking glass. Flower crown and blanket fort. This is barely 10... Moving together, Dozel flat! Dancing ever. No words, Rare and precious things. Dick Cheney.
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
What I'm Doing Right Now: December
This is my... collections of thoughts regarding Michael Aranda's life for December 2015.
The End Of An Era -Dec 1, Dec 2) - Cat licking. Nice and toasty. New butterfly. Below freezing for rest of the season? Bridge Replacement. And we're still walking? How could this happen, surely it would be impossible hating another group of people. Terrifying. People angrily shouting... Majority of Germans? I'm not sure. Yelling at the guy. Is it Society? Fixing the problem... Exercise your empathy. Complicating issue don't necessitate simple answers. Battlestar once again!
Dorm Room Fantasies (Dec 3, Dec 4) - Count some words. Sorting algorithm are fun to speak. Entertainment and wager. Fighting. Program dream come true! Glenn take me to Airplane. Cab? No such cab! Long-term... let me board! Above freezing! Big swing! Just a little late. That's some color. Great Wraps are great! Minneapolis is where you spend your nights! No mat for you today. Mat!
Bag Thief (Dec 5) - Timelapse is rewarded and plane is going to Toronto! Mad dash and setting up. Did the Hero open up again. This hotel is pretty nice. Boba and chipotle later, Corey's party? Glenn's bag mystery. Party commence. Record yourselves. Emotions. Training. Andrew! Cooler ranch!
Head Injury (Dec 6, Dec 7) - Vonnegut! Physics and moving charge. Teaching ghost. Creative process, no! Flapping and making a cap and flip! Winter melon? Sorry. Wvrst! Communal seat. Holiday in Toronto and branding bible. Return to Corey. You took it seriously! Toasty hotdog. OH, you're flying back! Wow. that' lot of flights. Katelyn don't need a car. Discrete math is interesting.
A Little Much On The Tongue (Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 10, Dec 11) - Classmates. Who knew! Too late for gym. Stefan's calves is a constant fascination. Katelyn is nature type of gal. Class on the rain. Getting colder. Double vlog... busy night. Snow is back! This is a long-ass vlog (like the donkey!) Sweaty armpit. Livestream has started! Philosophy set! Dark alley feels nice. Treats SHEET. Super garlic. Eating disgusting food is fun! Duncan is always fun! Bieber pants. Sorry cover, please! That's perfect not much bettter. Close and in. NO. Swish! Snowed again! P4A explanation. Silliness is guaranteed.
Fartmas Bells (Dec 12) - Taking over by cat. Working getting caught up. Jog! Chipotle stop! Nice group of people. Breadface. Princess Bagel Michael Leia! That line is still gold! This is NSFW! Math for average volume of egg. Katherine, cool people. Tim is the secret MVP. Blonde to go back. PLANE FLIGHT IS GOOD! Plop! Hank win! Party quirks! Blonde is back. School pictures? Gaydos and everyone does the fling. Things get real weird. Species/deity... nice shot! End of the thing.
Machi Koro (Dec 13) - $3500 perk! Machi Koro! That game is uber-fun! Laid-back day. LOL
GPS Lady (Dec 16) - Finally a skip. Cinematic experience. Standard flight. Drone? Tremendously hard to focus. Utah, Atlanta... Camera is okay though. The thing feels rusty. Finally back in Toronto LOOK, Samantha. Nice Samantha... nice... oh. BOTH angles! Ear looks squished.
The Force Awakens (Dec 17, Dec 18) - 28 medium star wats, Right Yoda, right! Re-enable. Kind of? Seems appropriate one. 600 dollars, strip club? Blue lightsaber? Light. Tim Fierce with a strong intro. Fancy song seems appropriate. I'm READY! Fire! In-Joke! IMAX, two project. JUST AWESOME. Random movie, cinematic experience. Grain! Contact falls out and putting deodorant. Fired? Fired? REAL GOOD. $400 Craiglist. Business call stuff. Full Bernie support! Doggie is excited. Nice couch BIG and Cuhiony. Menu and eat it, exciting! It gets better. Donuts. Moose, how canadian. Ehh... FREE DONUTS! Burger! 24 hour option! Del Taco have the best burger... We're closed??? Doing?
Punish Me (Dec 19) - Dog look. Rolling to Chicago! Onward! Classy! American money and soda pop and taking so long. Playful banter! Acceptable face? That's where the comics. I like this song. That's some heavy gas. Canada has gotten cold. It's all red. Border, on purpose?! Hitchhiker? EBAYGUY? Free drink. Straight face. New driver! Look, orange Chicago! We like driving... TACO BELLY? Yeah, it was Reagan's slogan. Fancy pizza. PAPYRUS? Convenient. Cloverfield 2? (Yes.) FEED ME! Not exact. Mitzy again! It's NEW COUCH Michael. Chyna is secretly very funny.
Grumppuccino (Dec 20) - Seems average song. Nice trooper. Indeed, he is. I let everyone down. POTBELLY WINS ALL THE TIME. That's interesting, too. This is what Craig would do. Yule log. Droid jog and jaunting. Fascinating jaunting. Not even surprised. Ha, ha ha... straight face.
Massage Some Leg Hairs (Dec 21) - Drive safe. Little faster beat for this Paper Towns-esque road trip thing. ALL THAT FACTORY... Need to run! Arrive in Nashville! All the people. LOGAN!!! ENGAGEMENT RING! No break the streak. First time this season. Room available. Oh... yes. Tour of the hotel room not staying in. Corey is happy. Massage leg hair. Delivery run. That was fell love. BIRDS. Icicle and pour the bottle. Spherical thing. Ready for action! Voice is beautiful.
Fishabone (Dec 22) - Right on the mouth! Is it a direct flight? Atlanta, nice moment. Meal looks good and Salt Lake into Missoula! Salt Lake is coming soon. Running late canceled. Belt on! Montage. Ooooooh, busted. Maybe, baby. I have driven. Blackfoot and Utah. Mom invented. Fun game.
Fungus Problem (Dec 23, Dec 24) - Cat wing. Interesting. Recommend. Thing house. LAS VEGAS! Arrived in just of time for Christmas. Red and white accent. Stefan's dad is still a legend! Aunt's house. That's a good question. TAMALES. Adaptive cruise control. 'I'm not a big freezer'. Tamale shot. Oh wow. Contest? Production. Pending Vacation. (Remember last time a drone flew in Anaheim?) NO crash! Update stability. Merry Christmas. High Gain, night mode, ehh. Not as green. RIGHT OUT OF BOTTLE. 'Don't say things like that.' Great dad, Lem. Denny is here again. That's Maserati. Process of dying is what scares me, too. Having kids. Continue the chain. Combat.
Parting Gift (Dec 25) - All the ornament! Doing the slo-mo. CHIPOTLE gift card. This is useful. Diegetic adds a good touch, another expansion! That's the big stuff. Cow mug? Grandma surprise. Kitty is very cute. Singles are always fun. Fold up the paper. All the blanket! Bong wrench. Water. HOSE NOZZLE? Old? Tom is a cat. Rolling people. Less grand. Way thing are not what is going. Other grandparent. What a rollercoaster. Kid this days. I feel guilty. He is disappointed. Way to go? Failed to instill something, I feel it. Bad news. Nothing on skin. Nice Kitchen, indeed. Dog poop!
Fell Off A Lot of Wagons (Dec 26, Dec 27) - Thirteen miles. After vidcon, falling off. CRV, big and uncomfortable. Meat and cook it. Raw Juice. Tesla store, luxury thing. CAPITALISM! Aggressive! Even the scooter is aggressive. Lysander is here! Other side of life! Snowshoes! NOT A MUST. San Gabriel is beautiful. I know my face. Stick with Hell Yeah... Mysertium. Pretty confusing.
It Makes a Real Nice Tinkling Noise (Dec 28) - Farewell music. In-n-Out, not a fan. No fresh potato. Mind is in Cold Stone. Stuck forever? Valentine already. Candy cane. Pretty holey. Star Wars #5!!! Newport Beach, killing time! First time Panda Express. One of the highest... Reclining! Sitting in 4.
Rainbow Hair (Dec 29, Dec 30) - READY TO GO! Less room. It's a hill. Lysandre is the consciousness? Not recommended. One of favorite beats. Carl's Jr. You're Canadian with Rainbow hair. (Cat had pants.) Hesperia is a weird name. Desolate, but nice. Vegas again. Mesquite, NV is nice. Nephi, UT... Munch munch is universal. This is a first! No blackout. Kept driving. Dillon is close. Snow boots. Last tank of gas. Oh, Missoula. KITTIES! He has a GE. I dig it.
The Boneless Principle (Dec 31) - Nothing planned. Lysander have changed her mind about snow. WHERE ARE MY KEYS. Buffalo wild wings. Tradition is short. Chicken without bones. Cultured. Not wide enough. Katelyn is back! YES! NO! BECAUSE IT'S BIG. All ready. Rest of the year. Before (with the spider) Don't know where. Drive from Montreal to Montana. Exploring? At Home. Smaller town. Snow can be great. Mysterium again! That's the same one. APP turned off!
2015 ends with a emotional end. Man, some heavy reflections that month. Overall pretty nice.
The End Of An Era -Dec 1, Dec 2) - Cat licking. Nice and toasty. New butterfly. Below freezing for rest of the season? Bridge Replacement. And we're still walking? How could this happen, surely it would be impossible hating another group of people. Terrifying. People angrily shouting... Majority of Germans? I'm not sure. Yelling at the guy. Is it Society? Fixing the problem... Exercise your empathy. Complicating issue don't necessitate simple answers. Battlestar once again!
Dorm Room Fantasies (Dec 3, Dec 4) - Count some words. Sorting algorithm are fun to speak. Entertainment and wager. Fighting. Program dream come true! Glenn take me to Airplane. Cab? No such cab! Long-term... let me board! Above freezing! Big swing! Just a little late. That's some color. Great Wraps are great! Minneapolis is where you spend your nights! No mat for you today. Mat!
Bag Thief (Dec 5) - Timelapse is rewarded and plane is going to Toronto! Mad dash and setting up. Did the Hero open up again. This hotel is pretty nice. Boba and chipotle later, Corey's party? Glenn's bag mystery. Party commence. Record yourselves. Emotions. Training. Andrew! Cooler ranch!
Head Injury (Dec 6, Dec 7) - Vonnegut! Physics and moving charge. Teaching ghost. Creative process, no! Flapping and making a cap and flip! Winter melon? Sorry. Wvrst! Communal seat. Holiday in Toronto and branding bible. Return to Corey. You took it seriously! Toasty hotdog. OH, you're flying back! Wow. that' lot of flights. Katelyn don't need a car. Discrete math is interesting.
A Little Much On The Tongue (Dec 8, Dec 9, Dec 10, Dec 11) - Classmates. Who knew! Too late for gym. Stefan's calves is a constant fascination. Katelyn is nature type of gal. Class on the rain. Getting colder. Double vlog... busy night. Snow is back! This is a long-ass vlog (like the donkey!) Sweaty armpit. Livestream has started! Philosophy set! Dark alley feels nice. Treats SHEET. Super garlic. Eating disgusting food is fun! Duncan is always fun! Bieber pants. Sorry cover, please! That's perfect not much bettter. Close and in. NO. Swish! Snowed again! P4A explanation. Silliness is guaranteed.
Fartmas Bells (Dec 12) - Taking over by cat. Working getting caught up. Jog! Chipotle stop! Nice group of people. Breadface. Princess Bagel Michael Leia! That line is still gold! This is NSFW! Math for average volume of egg. Katherine, cool people. Tim is the secret MVP. Blonde to go back. PLANE FLIGHT IS GOOD! Plop! Hank win! Party quirks! Blonde is back. School pictures? Gaydos and everyone does the fling. Things get real weird. Species/deity... nice shot! End of the thing.
Machi Koro (Dec 13) - $3500 perk! Machi Koro! That game is uber-fun! Laid-back day. LOL
GPS Lady (Dec 16) - Finally a skip. Cinematic experience. Standard flight. Drone? Tremendously hard to focus. Utah, Atlanta... Camera is okay though. The thing feels rusty. Finally back in Toronto LOOK, Samantha. Nice Samantha... nice... oh. BOTH angles! Ear looks squished.
The Force Awakens (Dec 17, Dec 18) - 28 medium star wats, Right Yoda, right! Re-enable. Kind of? Seems appropriate one. 600 dollars, strip club? Blue lightsaber? Light. Tim Fierce with a strong intro. Fancy song seems appropriate. I'm READY! Fire! In-Joke! IMAX, two project. JUST AWESOME. Random movie, cinematic experience. Grain! Contact falls out and putting deodorant. Fired? Fired? REAL GOOD. $400 Craiglist. Business call stuff. Full Bernie support! Doggie is excited. Nice couch BIG and Cuhiony. Menu and eat it, exciting! It gets better. Donuts. Moose, how canadian. Ehh... FREE DONUTS! Burger! 24 hour option! Del Taco have the best burger... We're closed??? Doing?
Punish Me (Dec 19) - Dog look. Rolling to Chicago! Onward! Classy! American money and soda pop and taking so long. Playful banter! Acceptable face? That's where the comics. I like this song. That's some heavy gas. Canada has gotten cold. It's all red. Border, on purpose?! Hitchhiker? EBAYGUY? Free drink. Straight face. New driver! Look, orange Chicago! We like driving... TACO BELLY? Yeah, it was Reagan's slogan. Fancy pizza. PAPYRUS? Convenient. Cloverfield 2? (Yes.) FEED ME! Not exact. Mitzy again! It's NEW COUCH Michael. Chyna is secretly very funny.
Grumppuccino (Dec 20) - Seems average song. Nice trooper. Indeed, he is. I let everyone down. POTBELLY WINS ALL THE TIME. That's interesting, too. This is what Craig would do. Yule log. Droid jog and jaunting. Fascinating jaunting. Not even surprised. Ha, ha ha... straight face.
Massage Some Leg Hairs (Dec 21) - Drive safe. Little faster beat for this Paper Towns-esque road trip thing. ALL THAT FACTORY... Need to run! Arrive in Nashville! All the people. LOGAN!!! ENGAGEMENT RING! No break the streak. First time this season. Room available. Oh... yes. Tour of the hotel room not staying in. Corey is happy. Massage leg hair. Delivery run. That was fell love. BIRDS. Icicle and pour the bottle. Spherical thing. Ready for action! Voice is beautiful.
Fishabone (Dec 22) - Right on the mouth! Is it a direct flight? Atlanta, nice moment. Meal looks good and Salt Lake into Missoula! Salt Lake is coming soon. Running late canceled. Belt on! Montage. Ooooooh, busted. Maybe, baby. I have driven. Blackfoot and Utah. Mom invented. Fun game.
Fungus Problem (Dec 23, Dec 24) - Cat wing. Interesting. Recommend. Thing house. LAS VEGAS! Arrived in just of time for Christmas. Red and white accent. Stefan's dad is still a legend! Aunt's house. That's a good question. TAMALES. Adaptive cruise control. 'I'm not a big freezer'. Tamale shot. Oh wow. Contest? Production. Pending Vacation. (Remember last time a drone flew in Anaheim?) NO crash! Update stability. Merry Christmas. High Gain, night mode, ehh. Not as green. RIGHT OUT OF BOTTLE. 'Don't say things like that.' Great dad, Lem. Denny is here again. That's Maserati. Process of dying is what scares me, too. Having kids. Continue the chain. Combat.
Parting Gift (Dec 25) - All the ornament! Doing the slo-mo. CHIPOTLE gift card. This is useful. Diegetic adds a good touch, another expansion! That's the big stuff. Cow mug? Grandma surprise. Kitty is very cute. Singles are always fun. Fold up the paper. All the blanket! Bong wrench. Water. HOSE NOZZLE? Old? Tom is a cat. Rolling people. Less grand. Way thing are not what is going. Other grandparent. What a rollercoaster. Kid this days. I feel guilty. He is disappointed. Way to go? Failed to instill something, I feel it. Bad news. Nothing on skin. Nice Kitchen, indeed. Dog poop!
Fell Off A Lot of Wagons (Dec 26, Dec 27) - Thirteen miles. After vidcon, falling off. CRV, big and uncomfortable. Meat and cook it. Raw Juice. Tesla store, luxury thing. CAPITALISM! Aggressive! Even the scooter is aggressive. Lysander is here! Other side of life! Snowshoes! NOT A MUST. San Gabriel is beautiful. I know my face. Stick with Hell Yeah... Mysertium. Pretty confusing.
It Makes a Real Nice Tinkling Noise (Dec 28) - Farewell music. In-n-Out, not a fan. No fresh potato. Mind is in Cold Stone. Stuck forever? Valentine already. Candy cane. Pretty holey. Star Wars #5!!! Newport Beach, killing time! First time Panda Express. One of the highest... Reclining! Sitting in 4.
Rainbow Hair (Dec 29, Dec 30) - READY TO GO! Less room. It's a hill. Lysandre is the consciousness? Not recommended. One of favorite beats. Carl's Jr. You're Canadian with Rainbow hair. (Cat had pants.) Hesperia is a weird name. Desolate, but nice. Vegas again. Mesquite, NV is nice. Nephi, UT... Munch munch is universal. This is a first! No blackout. Kept driving. Dillon is close. Snow boots. Last tank of gas. Oh, Missoula. KITTIES! He has a GE. I dig it.
The Boneless Principle (Dec 31) - Nothing planned. Lysander have changed her mind about snow. WHERE ARE MY KEYS. Buffalo wild wings. Tradition is short. Chicken without bones. Cultured. Not wide enough. Katelyn is back! YES! NO! BECAUSE IT'S BIG. All ready. Rest of the year. Before (with the spider) Don't know where. Drive from Montreal to Montana. Exploring? At Home. Smaller town. Snow can be great. Mysterium again! That's the same one. APP turned off!
2015 ends with a emotional end. Man, some heavy reflections that month. Overall pretty nice.
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