Sunday, December 31, 2017
Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 30, 2017
2017 Vlogbrother YEAR IN REVIEW
Yes, this is not 2007, we're back to 2017! Let's see that glo-up by recounting 2017 with John and Hank Green. (What a year, wasn't it, lots of twist and turns.)
01/03 10 Years on YouTube (...and MORE GREAT NEWS)
John is sick like 'this' year. 100 Days, do you remember? It was good! Woodblock looks cool. Unlike Brotherhood 2.0. that project DID NOT LAST. But I might be continuing the flame. WIMBLEDON IN PROPER CABLE... There was punishment. In two years, technically. So much joy!
01/06 Too Excited about Pears! (Question Tuesday with Hank)
That was pretty easy. There isn't, which is still weird. Too much physics problem. Not that hot. That's how circles work. J said everything. Just get a cab or UBER. He loves Pear, that's what he found out that day. I DON'T KNOW is early 2017 to No opinion is late 2017. Maybe 8? Just people felt like it, why English? WHY? Just make no sense. Woodblocks still looks good.
01/10 What Is the Real Unemployment Rate?
First educational video of the year. Different sets of data! Yeah! Good decline, more retiree. More parents and student... sigh. That's some 3% slack. Not much about unemployment. 33% is good. There are six... it's weird. U-3 4.7% U-4 adding discouraged. U-5 Marginal workers. And there's U-6 going to be part-time. What are you measuring? Country metric U-3 is good. U-6 is the slack! That distance is very interesting... hmm... DO NOT MIX UNEMPLOYMENT MEASURES.
01/13 Top 10 Best Dogs Ever
So, Hank wanted to do an educational video, but crowd did not agree, and therefore Hank has stuck himself in making weird video. Because that's what Hank's there for. Stubby, he's a good dog. That's a good pitbull! Dog altruism! Supposed to cry today? Best cat is a dog. Oh yes, Laika. That's sad. VERY SMALL DOGS. San Fran has weird local celebrities in the 19th century. Canary -> Island -> Dogs. That's like Trivia 101. You need to know this stuff. Lemon, don't make me sad.
01/17 How Young Is History?
Temple of the Roman Gods and now the Christian God. Four days to 3 hours. Lascaux, found by four boys and dog named Robot (another good dog) What kind of dating did the cave painting go through... did they found a nice person, or... just... There's more action! Chauvet is more older. That is... bizarre. It's very scary. I don't know John thought History will decay one day would be an inspirational ending... like it sounds inspirational, but it's very depressing. And oh, I forgot... The boxes. Yeah, the boxes are happening. Still can't believe the book came out. Crazy.
01/20 Behind the Scenes of My Life
Let's get through the employees. Matthew is cool, Nick is awesome, dependable. Nicole is a sweetie. She's always wonderful, getting through the muck of Sociology. Ceri, calm but not boring. She has her own charms. Valuable member of the team. Oh Alyssa, we'll see her. Caitlin is the original and kind of big mama, other than Katherine of course. Marcus... solid, Victoria is quite cool. Sarah... I think she left... Stefan, almost the charmer. Inimitable. Megan!!! She kind of left, but she still came for P4A, so that's nice. Sarah is definitely gone. Sam is very pleasant. Lou is Lou. Hiroka, the diversity hire... okay, that was mean. She's excellent. Michael in the darkness. That's where Michael lives. Scariest part, this is where Hank torture himself. Henry... he shares an office. Not an worker for Hank. He just shares an office. Purple light and there's Marie Ann. THANKS! It's a Julie, moneymaker. Cheeks coming. Think about Julia... AMY. Valerie is such a trooper. That is Alison. Sylvia, worked with her extensively. Duncan, the Santa Claus of the team. Adrienne... on the floor. Rodney, he's such a people person. Just so great. Natalie... she's fine. Well, there's Travis. Nick also worked with him. Warehouse... Caenaan... um, Jamie was here right? Rachel is very creative and she's in her own world, I don't know. Meg is Meg. Dave... Victoria, don't hog the screen. It's weird. Business in the un-normal ways. He's really interesting in that perspective.
01/23 On Motivation
My bad. I love that. They last... a bit. Unremarkable life, wait, Tuatura? Within? Boxes go in and out. Frickin' journey. Sheeple in Midwest, ooh. Lemonade is... I guess it is popular. Surprise in levels. There's no hard line in body and mind, hence the teleporter. ENDSCREEN! Start of The Hunt.
01/27 Screaming for Four Minutes Straight (with WheezyWaiter)
Back to Vlogbrother themes. Craig is great. Wait, Craig went to Joe Penna before the wedding... did Craig to went to Hank's to inquire about the baby? Oh, that's what it was. Everything make sense. Two face to eat. Butt teeth? That pause. That's a good story. Montana is lousy with eagles. Feet high. It felt good. That was four minute and a kiss. Not pooping. Craig figured out Ada early. Good Stuff.
01/31 Understanding Trump's Executive Order on Immigration
Oh, the trouble has started. We're in the set, too. Yikes. That visa order. They are mostly high-ranking people... legal permanent resident? Does it or not, apparently not. Dual confusion! Why... really hard to prove a negative. Big Brother is definitely watching. Little is an understatement. That's the worst part... for a 120 days? And Syria? There's a plenty of vetting. I don't know first amendment? Poorly thought, the four years. Moderating force is what scares the administration. But he doesn't read it? That seems a bluster. Credibly fear of execution... may be an illegal law? Moot and then not.
02/03 Are We Making Things Worse?
Is 2017 uncomfortable for ya? We haven't started yet! Deepening the echo chamber? That's going to change in a month or two. (Discrimination by business through sexual orientation) Some days. When belief itself is a threat, it's scary. 2000 submission was amazing. Great posters. Not a good idea, story of 2017, unfortunately. Work for the world we want to see? Is that what we're here for?
02/07 Good News, YA Books, and Bears: It's Question Tuesday
Yeah... that's not true. Ebola vaccine, very excited about that. Very good ZELDA game! Already perfect... Opposed to, is it because of Mandela effect? New Zealand is great place. Live news is going strong in YouTube, what are you looking yet. Warmer? Nah. It's like hot springs or something, perhaps. #1 Book for how long it might be. Bad high five. Yes, Immigrants. It has good world building. Most important... I Think We're Alone Now is a good song.
02/10 Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine
Bling was a line in The Last Jedi, not really. Do not mess with Oreo? Save it for later. No, and then does it? No quality control. Not again? COME ON BABY! Very good, though. Manufactured to be that shape? Professor Poop? Toilet paper murder? Weird pill. Brain flavor? Cranky... I hope not. Something this year... looking forward to stomachache. I love The Katherine biennial video.
02/14 Human Life Is Getting Better. Faster Than Ever Before.
World was time. 1990? Twenty years ago was 1997. Rate is following, we're at replacement rate! Gates letter to Buffet... Governmental aid is good. Goes a long way. It's extremely efficient?! National border microbe control. Because children is expensive. HUGE BENEFITS! Best deal in philanthropy. Malnurition is so bad... and contraception good! How does the poor live...
02/17 As Cold as The Milk: Learning Spanish with Luzu
Latin America is funny. Losing levels in games. Still cannot talk properly. Let's stare intensely. You went by it? Good spatial recognition! Very American. Not there first. Like in a... not cool. Montana shot the last bullet? 36 is very cold! Black bears in town. GEN 2?! People do that all the time.
02/21 Does Human Life Have Real Meaning?
No freedom from Comcast, that is Late Capitalism. Constructed by us, ugh. You should run away because that's a natural gas leak. Wedding? That's too close. Of course? THANK YOU! Open bar... Back to The Future has outsized influence of everything. It's not finished, but... there's a secret something something... follow the Tuatura. But then you tell things about new book! 43... that's... Christian Slater? Thought that are mine, another theme. I don't know. He probably didn't know. This matchup is fascinating that maybe it is I don't know... it is fascinating, indeed.
02/24 Doing Bad Things To Make Good Things Happen
That empty... makeshift-tripod space. Old changing mind train, in fact he expressed in 2007. Bad people are going to get bad things done... kind of. I mean there's more crafty ways. Brain and manipulate to the positive. He should know Ender Wiggins. influence or power! Yeah, that trust thing is the crux of lot of things. Backfire is very important to consider. Never going to get there, sometime, and that there's no final end goal. That is surprisingly hard ideas over reality? Yeah... positive step all the way. That doesn't mean you shouldn't punch some Nazi.
02/28 You Are Here
Did you look at the red arrows? World of Nerdfighteria. Yeah, that 10,000 hour is bunk. Comments are pretty great. Thanks commentators! Incredibly fortunate, sure. She isn't here. Welcome. This idea of that You're here in regards to death and the forgotten, is interesting in terms of language. I think it's a shame that we can't see the majesty of time. That we can't peruse the wonder that we built for ourselves, the multiple failures and successes. We really do take existence for granted.
03/03 PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE!
Pop Tart - Hot Dogs - Sriracha - Baked Bean - Pudding - Peanut Butter - Mustard. I love how John just scoops the PB... Almond Milk as base. Blaze of glory. Smell-o-vision? Hank is so good at this. This is why the food punishment is ususally done with John and not Hank. He's more pain.
03/07 Hoping for an Airport Reunion: One Refugee Family's Story
Burma! More trouble there. Step towards and now past democracy. Margins of the order. Quite dizzying... it's a big onion. Easy in reunion? There's a lot of Burmese in the midwest. Well, some... but let's not talk about that. There will more and more... and court rule for and then against... hah.
03/10 Do I Have ADHD?
Step into the senses... ADHD? Maybe? Some attention issues. Toes are going... stop them! ASSISTANT THANK GOD! Ongoing, frustrating impairment... Can you get a kid! I had one of those too! Seriously. Change the environment and changing the mind. Hardest part... lucky and help. So, that one person who thought Hank didn't know... yeah, Hank knows. Hank definitely knows.
03/14 Green Brothers Reunited!
Jumping together. Right... yeah... right. For protection. 100 bigs? Not very good AI. Snorlax... Andrew the Pokemon. Probably Andrew. He can cook the burgers? Wigglepuffed. Spikeladder. Inventor... of Pokemon. Silver! Getting there. Now I do! Looking... HANK IS TALLER! Spicy!!! Shoot... For protection, of course! Oh, those are good. Just-in-case plate. From viewers. Good. HANK'S WALLET AND TWO ROCKS (Trademarked) (on sale at DFTBA... not true)
03/17 Trump's Budget Explained
Discretionary Spending! Yeah! Ooh, ten percent increase. Accelerate? Not good. That big, beautiful wall.. Counter-terrorism stuff ??? LIHEAP... NIH eek. Why do you want to take these away? I mean that's fine. YEAH decreasing population! That's one block. To the CONGRESS!
03/21 My Information Diet
'Twitter' - Unpleasant and desirable. Useful and important... AGGHHH. Dumb phone stuff. He did it! Breaking son's heart. Chipotle app? Vague and nagging... better information? AGH! Clickbait! Drastic intervention... take on the diet. Indy Star is a great newspaper. Good echo there.
03/24 I Disagree with Me (Thoughts from Lake Powell)
Lake Powell is interesting. Creation of modern movement. DAM GOOD! Recreation and electricity. Colorado is a beast, indeed. Lake Powell was the price. Nature with humans? Amazingly stupid. Limited future... it's kind of a debt. Remember the Orville? Treasure the dam for the little moment they will be there. That's a bigamy. Tool of the protection. People disagree all the time.
03/28 Why Can't America Have a Grown-Up Healthcare Conversation?
Back to health-care. So continuing grown-up conversation. There's a snide (Paul Ryan) in that statement. Probably my favorite moment. Employer insurance is weird... That's a good percentage... Chile and Slovenia? It's a weird market. Thousands! Yes, redistribution policies help innovation!!! Personal? Pen to paper... Why You Got To Be Complicated. Access... maybe is not the best way. Fine balancing act that Republican failed... taxes, however. Negotiate aggressively. Although some say that income shuffle would be just different. Yes, it wouldn't be painless. Killing the sick would also work, they are there already? How about that? People get sick? Ah, who cares.
03/31 No Cut Confessional: Priorities
This is a feat! Do whatever needs doing. I wanted to exist... Too excited about science. Reliant obligation to Vidcon and Nerdfighteria... Wizard School was a mess, and people are still miffed and it's just... ugh. It's so... sad? It's so sad. Why did Hank so angry about the election? I might have a clue... but it's silly. And having a child. New constant prime obligation! Create new system.
04/04 Why I Won't Run for Office
Daniel Biss is running of Illnois governor. I kind of hope DSA backlash... I don't even, it won't be much, because Rosa is now running for a house seat and he's just shunned. Meeting is very bad. Magic of Ping-Pong to damn meeting! It's done so many other things... you would NOT want to know. There is... not IDEC. You know very few politicians... but you know the good ones. There's a scavenger hunt happening and I'm not recapping... well, I can't. It's... there's documents.
04/07 Squeezing Strangers' Bikes in Amsterdam!
This is edited by TheLetterFifteen? Which is the best. Theo is amazing. Just watch one of his videos. Presented without comment. The pigeon. Weird ding. Moorhen? Dutch are... weird. All the cars... Didn't listen to me? Bikes for centuries. See, that freaking CALLBACK!
04/11 Making the World's Largest Ball of Paint
Large balls... It's a ball there. Mike provides the paint! John? Circumstances... uncommonly great, having empathy... bankrupt! And Edison stole... yeah, he 'added' to it. Yes. It's like an Onion or an painted ogre? So, Sherwin-Williams? Vidcon Europe is great.
04/14 ★★★★ Review: The TFiOS Bench - Amsterdam
I'm glad Hank has the same feeling for Amersterdam as his brother. Freaking fair with same fair food. Just as good as Van Gogh museum? It is a bench! Do you take the paint... excellent tip. No other free attraction... leaving one review. Or.. maybe you're doing a scavenger hunt. I love how the connection is slight, like there's a thematic connection or a slight reference. Hank forgot the clip! Sorry!
04/18 Framing
How are you put together... That goes on for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. NEW BOXES! Most of the basement is indeed toys. (Now confetti being shipped!) FSA photo projects... Just the perfect... self-portrait... replacing the image. This is not a pipe. This is a video, oh... that's the joke.
04/21 The Adpocalypse: What it Means
It's weird thing... truly massive audience. REAL LIFE MONEY! They have a strategy! Fifty time less... TV people are richer? It's a big business, and worth less and less. ACTIVE time! I remember how pop-up ads came about because of the exact same problem? Manual-bucket! Algorithm-bucket... no one knows. Like no one knows. This really reminds me of prison retention programs. Radio is the closest form of media to the internet? Need, no... on the other side, well? Be careful?
04/25 Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon
Passions... and nothing about Pokemon. Big influx of species? Alien world... nuclear meltdown? Why do people do anything? To... hmm... Not a good idea... yeah, he does butt stuff. Roman gladiator stuff. Yeah, no... I get it. Just a sport? IS ABOUT GLORY. Fish is boring. It's a pika. It's a weird animal, and a very cute one. I mean you should know you're rodents.
04/28 Can You Trust Mainstream Media?
Is Expertise dead? I hope not? They are good people... Human nature and fracture system... gobble like candy. THANKS INTERNET! Feed is by worst instinct (algorithm) Hot takes are so hot! It's all good stuff... read those stuff. It's all good. Experts? What? Accountable, but don't throw the baby!!! Just bad thing to be experts for really, unless you're like the Kardashian or something.
05/02 The Life Changing Magic of Thumbs Up
Which is not relevant... 9:40... 22 kilowatts? Super weird thing happened... running faster! Noticing the trees? What a planet Earth is! Same surge! This is humiliating! But it's still there. Why is this is so... it's like the best-cut version of The American Life, with the quips and everything.
05/05 Sick and Tired
Why? Just discouraging... All that will be made through in December. 5 Calls and it's all good. Having the best days... breaking the norm. Thank you! Appreciation-deficit... Value that isn't qualified... not in the theory... it's more of a marginal propensity but people would have said that. Just break a little bit and give a little... gratitude? Do hope they have a nice day! Let's all... benefit? There's more to life than money... in a nutshell. I also like Marixst conception of this.
05/09 Your Neighborhood, Your Life Expectancy
It could affect the zip code in 20 years!!! Just slightly higher, and going down and up. That's not how life expectancy. Geography has a huge expectancy... Lot of physical activity stuff. Not actually of the norm... it's always Canada. Weird life expectancy stuff aside, not natural stuff. BONUS?
[05/10] Seeing Myself Through a Cat's Eyes
This is where I talk my feelings for Kedi, seven months on. It's a weird thing, again it could had worked, but like... there needed to be way to cheaply access the film. Like two week free or something... I don't know... ugh, I think it's this hosting thing that's the problem. Hosting something is too... business-y. It's like having a Starbucks in your living room. I was okay because I was thinking about like a business, but then I get my community hat and it's all wrong and I hate... myself for this confliction, but it's a good try and I'm glad Kedi is here, perhaps as an artifact. Whatever. But having an another channel, which is what Vlogbrothers does, will always be okay and having one in the main channel as a taster is fine. That's just experimentation. It's not like you set up a lemonade stand, or start a podcast... which I learned from PodCon. (it's a communal ownership.)
05/12 Things That You Just Might Love
Recommendation! Sam is such a great filmmaker and TANIS! Good stuff. You Must Remember This, and Humanize Me who Hank guested! Evelyn and Steven Suptic and Xidnaf (right now in hiatus) And Ellis and Simply Experienced and Miles McKenna been great since 2007. Get in touch?! Selling the new stuff. Newly connected world, discovery is going to be SO HARD! Ugh, let's see.
05/16 The Introducer, My Childhood Dream Job
Podcast stuff? Love for documentary... Cable? I don't understand... there were still advertisement? Being an introducers... I really envy the job as well. 7 Up series is so good! Herb & Dorothy is okay. Failures of Reconstruction is good. Nature docs is good docs. Going to the connecting point... Funding of advertising is so hard. It's a wonderful movie. PBS and Road to Nerdfighteria!
05/19 Should I Have a Baby?
Now a two-off! You don't know! Turd-fruit or tree-flesh. No, it's still together. Stress of getting ill?!! Doing it wrong? or all? Deepest form of care. Big project with wife? Sing in public! Parenthood connection. Capable impression, simple and important. Look AT HIM! Another deep care. Endorse doing hard things... Not made up... it's really great. Laptop decal, sure. PODCON, Jeez.
05/23 Boxes, Butterflies, and Regular Aunts: Live from the Past, It's Question Tuesday
Now this is a properly shocking scandal. Box... has a box. John does that. Do they know what they doing? Loop of the thoughts. Uncertainty is good, look at some statistics. Just reduce it by an hour? Goths is a good album. Great-aunt is when... It's the Spiral!!! Ms. Marvel is good. Willy-dog. Slow growing cancer... it's fine. That's for like four months... HAPPIER NEWS! Still time... yes.
05/26 Some Rough Advice for the "Real World"
THIS IS the time for annual commencement! Where do astrologer go? They don't go. Only person in the lab... kind of awesome. What? Saleable skill that you do? In this economy? Does anyone can function at all... that's the question that I want to ask... Society's imperative... don't heed it! It's nuts? You know more stuff, but you might get there... exceptional normal. Do it well!
05/30 What Should We Keep?
Only photo in the age of 23... he looks the same? Preserving... oh yes. It's so HARD! Worship screens? People are confused. Well, distant enough. One is good, but 17000? Seems... photo as conversation... we risk the old things died with Friendsters. Already holes! All that artwork is corroded and such. So save the Archive! What would be the copy?
06/02 The Paris Accord: What is it? And What Does it All Mean?
Let's go back to... 330 millions years ago. It's so good, when you go so far away. It's so trapped! All those cities that people are living... Oops... sorry? Every one has a goal. It's a problem statement. We're always there... we were so close! Why are we leaving behind? We share... huh?
06/06 My Favorite Subreddits: Joy, Wonder, Knowledge, and Birds with Arms
Just children falling over... Better Every One... brilliant and complicated one. There's all these aside in John videos these days which is weird, birds with arms. I mean pictionary is easier... Empire Did Nothing Wrong. Two sea anemone. Oddly-satisfying. Imaginary maps and HQ Gifs. Longer you hang around it just get better, yeah I felt that about this community... so good job, I guess.
06/09 Some Unhealthy Productivity Tips (and some Healthy ones)
Productivity tips... unpleasant tips... P4A right after PodCon... yeah, that was busy. Solo set, yeah, Internet Creator Guild... That microscope is fun! Eating Aphid! SOLD OUT! Two bad and three good: Too much sacrifice! Rely on me and stressful! That 80% will be a video later. Giving other people responsibility! They are learning! Cultivate the curiosity. We had a whole discussion.
06/13 Cheyenne, Wyoming
Rushmore commentary was a thing in P4A... you should listen to it. Kind of a escape. It's those miners... Somewhat not here. No haircuts. No book there. No Buts. Like reading and pacing. Quicker than any other books... oh well. You come to home, unless in Wyoming? Complexly... sure.
06/16 When Will You Die?
This is life expectancy, we talk about the expectancy stuff in May and this is one of the reason why it's so weird. Thomas Frank, doing Crash Course. That's a small comfort. 114 is the yearly stuff. NOBODY HAS TO DIE! Patreon makes good videos... why, they will get better why?
06/20 FIRST! Green Brothers Reunited Again
It used to bother... I WANT TO DO THIS... American Tails, that's a good... just apply pressure. Delicate setup! Jurassic Park? Lost World, why. I DID NOT. Call mom... It was a memory of myself! First concert TMBG! Snow in the ground in Alabama! It's a thing - some Alabamans in 2017. Made-up idea? It's the shape! Shadow in a moon? Had a time? That was here... Google should have bought it... so good... That Plus thing. First time of the outfit. (Death.)
06/22 My New Book
Yeah, he just drop that out of nowhere. Like he did a Beyonce! And it was good.
06/23 Reviewing Musicals from their Wikipedia Pages
Amazing suggestion, and this is the turning point perhaps. Dave is poor condition. There are lot of them. One robot dance. There needs to be 10. WOW! Just Mother's Day. There's a Superman Musical in 1975! OH IT IS! Sent a poet! Like a bad idea. Of All Her A Sex Paragon. Black file? Nail Salon? CAPTAIN DINKLEPOP?!?! Alice has daughter... hm? Spell it with 'a'!
06/27 UNBOXING
He's signing these papers. There's 1.5 million first printing. Maybe somebody... 200,000 maybe? Probably get Universal Health Care? I get ISBN! 0-525- WHOO! Signed book is one ISBN! I got one for the local bookstore! It's a back side! Family affair thing? Sharpie color!
06/30 Eyes Made of Crystal? - Trilobites are Bizarre
Yes, there is ANOTHER FREAKING SHOW on the studio. Eons, hosted by Blake and Callie! Trilobites are pretty long lived species. Lot of catching up... there are lot of them. Shed that exoskeleton. Complex eyes, crystal eyes! Weird distortion. So dang cool!!!
07/04 Civil Twilight
It's the first Lake Michigan video of the year. People love these videos. Mundane and cliche, indeed. Universally beautiful. Overwhelmed by the light! That's why Mars twilight is blue! Come on! Just having a blue twilight in the movie? It will be so cool! Mars is so cool. I am Hank.
07/07 My Earthquake Story - (And Thoughts About Numbers)
That's 5.8... it's a shaky thing. How much it moving. 7.0 is pretty destructive, but center was close and the building was shoddy. Doesn't tell you everything. Crash Course did well. But number is only a part... the story is the next part. Are they good surrogate? I'm sure there are numbers for this. You missed the... interaction and the freaking content! And it's so hard.
07/11 Signing 200,000 Autographs
Yes, he's capable. I think make sense. None yet. Not totally sure. It's more repetitive stuff. Physical training! That sarcasm... That's some variation. Pen wants to autograph! Sharpie money, well? Those spirals seems so cool. Still great after all these. Good signatures. Still fun!
07/14 YouTube History Lesson: Vlogbrothers Through the Ages
All that milestone with the Wayback Machine... it's so great! YouTube was a dating site. YEP! That was Cosmic Panda is that image stuff! That's a good stuff. I remember doing this. That was the top of the sub list. It was a good show. Destine to fail. Don't... PLEASE DO! I met Monica... she's nice. Comment of the channel. YouTube Drama! So old! Do it for a year... but turned out again. Maybe do that discussion... first book you ever love and please donate to the Archive, they are god-send.
07/18 Accio Decade Hallows
Signing update. Such nostalgia. That one good news that sparked, birth of surprise. Wait, what? Won the Printz Award... that shocked face. New house, stuff. There's still boxes. It's a fulfilling project. He still knows the all possible pronunciation. WOW. Community that build a community.
07/21 On Condom Failure
More statistics debunking... 2% per use? Just 10 time better. Per year of use! Just the one person. This is not individual decisions. Perhaps 250 times? From incomplete raw data. Not actually, seems unlikely... Yes, it's multiplication... 20% to 33%... 20% per year in average person? IUD FTW! Pretty effective isn't it! I forgot that Hank completely missed the 'raw data' joke. He does that.
07/25 What OCD Is Like (for Me)
This is just personal experience. Hard to access... void inside, twisted or in fire. Insensate horror. There's a cinematography stuff that seems to work, but maybe it's me? Is it captain... in fact it's premise for a lot of horror movie, and that's why horror movies are so interesting. It usually doesn't work... mental activity is better medicated than not. Totally fictional.
07/28 Why You Haven't Started a Business
Young people are... not creating? Hmm? Fear and stuff is very good. Hire people and fire people. Not just different choice. Burden of debt? Just access to capital? Who are super rich people... bank are supposed to loan show to grow the economy??? Big companies, just in that way. Just bad investment? Grow or die... tumors. Wealth decrease... whee?! Gen 1099! Contractors... yeah! Just a sole proprietorship? Mountains of red tape... just uninteresting. Let's look at the comments.
08/01 Death and How to Avoid It (...for a while)
Getting that Purell and into death. Bad for the whole social order. All that preventable death with unintentional injury... three reason... falling from aging, overdoses from the drug epidemic, motor vehicle stuff from distraction. It's the symptom of the 21st century! So long PSA.
[08/03] HAPPY ESTHER DAY!!!
We pause and we celebrate the non-romantic love. I love you. Not again for a year. This Star Won't Go Out... expanding the mission... Project Lovely, which is lovely. Beautiful memoir.
08/04 Why Bullets are Good for the Environment
Not really resource extraction... whole lot of fracking. Pittman-Robertson Act... one of those FDR law, and wildlife management from... guns? Because you are hunting. But we changed hunting animal for... stuff. It's like a deadly baseball... it's a bubble that happen. So much new money! Nobody doesn't like that... Donate to a local land trust... Thanks, Obama? Hilarious and amazing... There's ROLF... it's very good and less problems than Wizard School.
08/08 What You Make of It: Thoughts from Venice, Italy
Adding a vowel at the end of the noun... because he's a husband. Setting out to the city. More people thousand years ago... oh god. Doesn't seem real? Almost exclusively of tourist. I always bookstore GELATTO! It is amazing! All that Penny Guggenheim! Very crowded. Very very sick! Removal gallbladder... back to San Marco... I hate it in 2011, but 2017 is much better! Not yet.
08/11 Life is not a Job Training Program
That got lots of question. Do the calculation yourself. Roach person? Break off... build the structure. Financially secure is a... lie. Not a job training program. Not on Earth to get jobs. Anthro... hmm. Complicated... she does not. I would support it. 22k -> 14k not 42k. PAT! Journalism reviving! Back to School sale and that was another collage joke isn't it? But get a frame! Classy dude!
08/15 Very Hard to Desclibe
It's a good cover! Wrapped another Paper Towns. There is some turtles, I assure you. Emotional response... Desclibe, okay. I liked going to Venice. Reconnecting boxes. LECTROJOG!!! Magical. Pretty sure there's no signed copy and some book recommendation. Weird precedent. TOUR!
08/18 What I've Been Thinking About
70's lot of things changed... taught by Black teachers. Surprise! Little worried, so... hard to talk about race and so... noticing race is... important. Sorry. Not a heroic decision, but she stuck to it. Hate is so easy. Love is harder... It's America, but we can move on! This is the process! It's too small of goal. Diverse books and learn from the past and perhaps even the future. Thank you, Ashley.
08/22 The Causes of Cholera
Cholera will dry you very quickly. Polk was not that good, so it's fine. Good TMBG song. Cholera is caused by infrastructure. It's very simple. Yemen is bucking the trend. It's now a epidemic situation. Yes, sugar bypasses the path that Cholera breaks... Weird, but works. People will get really angry in ten year about Yemen, I will mark my words. There's so many going on. Empathy.
08/25 Trust and Fire - Thoughts from the Smoke
All that fire... Northwest and there was the eclipse! Trusted all the things. Lots of table. Lots of calculation. Again, another 'trust the experts'. Interesting. Appeal is always the trust. Hunch is like 'eh'... appeal to sanity, perhaps. Fatal extreme... with trust issues. Do not discard them! Baby!! Turtle cakes are so good in so many ways and ROLF is very good and hurricane too. Oh my.
08/29 40
Adulthood is not the end... pin you down and become the robot. That metaphysical death... pack up my life in 15 minutes. Cannot think of adulthood of prison. Having roots, and being incredibly lucky. More the rule... I hope so. Not a destination... your one wild and precious life. I found my spot. Those boxes are gone!!! Lots of other way and the first chapter... this is a book exemption. So many goddamn disaster this year. That August felt like... like the whole world is going to collapse in 2020.
09/01 What Everyone Gets Wrong About Global Warming
This is my favorite video... The curve is the climate... Probability collapse is the best explanation of quantum mechanics... and then I develop the idea between the field and the lines. It's so good. That was a quite good. More giraffe love. Noisy fidget stuff. Lily Gladstone is very good.
09/05 John Reads the First Chapter of Turtles All the Way Down
This is a weird beginning, but it's actually really nicely complements the end. Vast and windowless room. The narration is very weird and I have a good way to portray it, but I'm not confident.
[09/07] I Love and Apologize to [Insert Location Here]: Surprise Thursday Bonus Video!
Where are you going... when they said my city... I had to buy my tickets. Why. Midwest, we have get done. That was a good letter. Probably yes. Only... well, there's something like a turtle.
09/08 How to Win Australia
Denver = Isengard or Mordor? It's hard. I always want to a game show where one's glance assumption is tested. Airport simulator in an airport. Dave's head... Grace... she's a Tennis player. Morning in Melbourne. It is very big. Hank is THE WINNER! Hank is going to quite... um... weird for now on. Beautiful sunlight... Oh, well... tomorrow then. Australia was great, surprisingly.
09/12 How Will the World End? Why Even Get Out of Bed? It's Question Tuesday.
Tuatura is a long liver... The World, with a whimper... seek a reason to get out a bed. We need to get out... in bed, mostly. Go through the pocket. Bad brain and architecture. Commiseration. Disappointed... Don't tell him! Bellingham sold out so quickly! I can't believe... that's true. Profoundly disturbing... Iceland is very great... that's a good hotdog. Ooh, Aaron Burr. Always the failure of the language and the reality. They can provide shelter.
09/15 My Butt Has Some Complaints About Australia
Jet lag came to him other side. Very nice cotton satin. So great. I am... I am. Worst thing ever. This was a very nice... they have an iron butts. Don't say that. Or Australia. Walking... That butt cheeks that is just... what is that. THIS IS TOO MUCH! They've done something. Yard cost? That's... wooo... American medical system. That's some great burn there. That was good weird.
09/19 Why Cities?
Civilization is great, or is it? That was completely irrational. All that pandemic happening. Also much more work. STATE JUST POPPED UP... Let's make a state? It's the buzz... power concentration... not in the short interest. City was a mistake. Much more violent and infanticide? Well, there was something in the weird long-term? KNOWLEDGE! Ground of meaning... Wait... HANK IS PUBLISHING A BOOK?!?! (Also, I guess that would happen so another + for me!)
09/22 How to Invest (and other money questions with The Financial Diet)
Pay off the credit card immediately. That's a bad thing... $3000? Why? Advising is pretty bad. Really small... active investment... Fidelity. Stop driving by? All the roads! Home-cooking! NO! PLEASE GOD NO! Why do... NO! I knew... but I didn't knew but NOW I KNOW. Take the 401K. Loan, just pay as they come. Do they have giant holes. Jeans diss is a guest thing. Thanks!
09/26 Trump and Russia: An Introduction to What We Know (and What We Don't)
Russian government, in particular. Not relevant, kind of. Sought to influence... not much of surprise. Disinformation, election data and DNC stuff. It really is Stupid Watergate. I don't think that's an analogy... John. Probably. 'Thing of value'... I don't know. I still love the DC Universe and John's excited talk about Manafort losing bail because he couldn't get himself to not shill for a moment... during the podcast. Session recuse... Flynn did so much shady things. Loyalty? That is alarming. Maybe Obstruction of Justice... well, Nixon stepped down before impeachment but process was starting to happen. Muller is going through this interestingly. Rob Goldstone is so weird. Collusion did not happen, because not of the will, but just because they were dumb. That's probably the most we could hope for, if you're Republican of course. There might be more. Much more.
09/29 What's This Video About?
This is never opened. This is a flat Dr. Pepper... Missed one. Weird cans. Formative piece of media. Michael Piller is pretty good. Chase across the universe. About something. Is this Hank's review of The Last Jedi... it's kind of boring. Evil people stuff... boring. Hope is the new... I don't know. There are many themes and most are pretty good. Another pretty good review there.
10/03 Let's Talk about Books
Recommendation. Bit teary... Sanez is pretty interesting. Nina LaCour is interesting as well. Renee Watson... stop pretending. Celeste Ng, of course. I don't want to John Updike. Alacorn is a finalist... Poetry is very nice. Clint Smith is pretty good. Very good bonkers. 500,000 people, jeez. It's Us? Lockhart and Stefivarter at the same month? Jeez, that's a lot of YA stuff.
10/06 The World's Largest Fruits
Um, fruits! Will they please you? Very good with corn! All that sweet potato. That is upset. Like a baby. All those photos. All that Lemon. Gourds can grow very big. Fight for the giant pumpkin! HE IS A STAR... Important day of 2017... taking the all of the anxiety. Be at peace.
10/10 Turtles All the Way Down!!! A Reunion Video
Please do not spoil... Me all the way down. Picking up a Hank. It's a good thing. Hank is just chilling. Caroline... really? So good... so good. so good. Generous reviews. A bit much. 150 people??? Hank has still forget the words. There's a secret. Year of burnt garbage. Only the Mountain Goats. Be the Tuatura... please be the tuatura. Great impressions.
10/13 Behind the Sides
Beautiful theater. Stained glass window. It's the Green Room. Dingy and gross. Looks and smell like cafeteria. Glamour is gone. All that behind the scenes. Understand the magics. Get some places. IT'S LOCKED! All that weird dirt. He loves little doors. I think Hank... is a cat. Bus is amazing.
10/17 Look at Tiny Baby Hank
Legoland break... Movie Magic! Photoshoot... literally a fitness model. Book signing pause. Chair for Dave as well. He's dashing. Hank, I agree! Nashville? Really good reviews. Outside the usual routine, bit overwhelming... Hank is a kind man. All that turtles. Cut the sentimentality. Alice says Hank has a stupid butt... there's a whole trap song and everything. It's a hit, I believe.
10/20 Places Made of People: Thoughts from My Old High School
Beneath the notice of people. Lot of different feelings. Soda machine, very good. Carving a peace sign... that's... something. No distinguishing features. The book place. Wandering to place proper... refilled with life... what did I bring to this place. That's a turtle! Being a better steward.
10/24 Tour Bus Bus Tour
Maybe made a great video, but he bit the memory card. It's toast. Not a palindrome. That's where Brock lives. That's the office, the offending chips. Tubes are too small. Target HQ? Hangout area. Side to side area... getting the bus legs. Sharpie drawer... hiding some turtles.
10/27 The Secret to my Productivity
There's nothing good... little ashamed. Getting to the 80%. See we're talking about this. That seems a worthwhile. Best is subjective. All those targets. Always changing. Getting the bull's eye. Throw the freaking the dart! Good taste cannot be taught. Always going to look worse. See you tonight!
10/30 I Mustache You: A Pizzamas Reunion!
Ooh... it's the mustache. It's a HAUL! Sun shade! Subtle. Chibi John! ONLY FOR TWO WEEKS. So meta... actually awesome? Have the poll: Interesting choices. Cusp of the beginning of the fad... and it's a great... for when you go pizza-hardy. The whole place is getting older. NAMI!
10/31 Where are Whale Balls? Question Tuesday: Pizza Edition
This is the production for The Doll's House in Bellingham. They are fine. Very new feeling. Roll it up... very nervous. Blocking a door. Strongly pro! Hank can eat anything. Whale aorta. Whale balls. There are in the inside. Mini-version. Too many olive. Overrated. MAKE STUFF BETTER. Welcome to 2017. Have you seen a whale. It's The Doll's House. All that hamster.
11/01 Pizza Cocktails with John and Hank!
Super modern Bloody Mary. That's good. We probably will. That's good. You're the reason. There's less value in the remote now. Not good. Willis Carrier? Defined vodka? It's not... whatever. Such high-quality stuff, indeed. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. Old-school joke!
11/02 Hank Reviews Everything
John had a review show that got cancelled called the Anthropocene Reviewed. Three stars. Which is it? Confused. Good traffic cone. Fiji water... who drank the water? SOCKS! Six stars (I KNOW THERE ARE NO SIX STARS!) Rachel Calderon Navarro, designer for everyone. Do not turn the A/C under 70 degrees. I don't know why but just that fact, it's just like oh, he wants a... oh.
11/03 Because We're Here
Bringing back memories... almost a decade ago. There's the Amy story... Chest-crushing depression, audience doesn't delivered. We're here because... that existence is the most important part. 2017 was a long year but you had a good year. And it was very long as well. There's Hayes Brown!
11/06 Banana Milk and Almond Orchards
What, banana milk is awesome. I used to drink it all the time. There's one left. Crown has a poop. Tree made out of dirt. I don't want this on my body... John is so... he's amazing. We're in LA! Look at the signing machine! Going through the questions. Remarkably flexible brain!
11/07 Definitely Not A Pecan Orchard: A Pizzamas Question Tuesday
It's an almond orchard. That's a dad hat. Hank's right. Hank is the patriotic one. Lightest of the weight. He's interviewing Joe Biden! He interviewed the VP... poll in sidebar. Joe dance? NO OPINION! Difficult and good dance. You're not close. He is drunk. Not this way? 1% off.
11/08 Follow Hank All Day
Morning baby and song. Drippy pizza. SHOCKED SHOCKED! Pretty snowy mountain. Rachel does everything. NO OPINION! Sweaty deals! They always steal ideas. I mean... yes. GLUMPKINS. Wardrobe for SciShow and Crash Course. Thank-you cards... it's also a P4A perks. It is a learned skill ALL THE FLAVOR. All the staff stuff... see this is freaking Pixar stuff, person! Burp.
11/09 The New Zealand Five Cent Coin
Only coin with Tuatura... it's in 5 cent. Espically astonishing. Now it's a tangent. It is. 23 for $22. Gifts and all the Nerdfighters. They sent them anyway. All that story coming together and all that kindness... dissolving John. Another P4A perk. Seriously lot of P4A perk.
11/10 The Weirdest Living Animals - (With Dr. Lawrence Turtleman)
Welcome Dr. Lawrence Turtleman! Aardvark, Hoatzin, and the Tuatura. ONLY ONE ISLAND! Plant in the divison... it's the Ginkgo... it's that smelly and tasty seed, all that isolation.
(11/14) John was sick, so he missed this day. (THIS IS AN EXEMPTION!)
11/17 Why Are Taxes So Complicated? (The Musical?)
IT'S A MUSICAL! Why is it complicated? Head tax is that flat tax. $12,000 is good. TAX JAIL... I love that song. Income is pretty progressive. Half taxes? Money, people, make? Taxing the value. This is income... something like stock? It's made by non-meat stuff corporation. It is that money! LIKE WAY LESS TAX... We're not analyzing the thing! It's called... Capital Gains! Tax value... they save very little... social service make so much... It's called progressive taxation!!! SIN TAXES! That's the mortal stuff. Redistribution stuff! PLANNING ON CONGRESS IS FORBIDDEN. Rich douchebags... that's the best stuff. Underhanded stuff. All that new rules stuff. Tax is fun!
11/21 Two Love Stories
Hotel ballrooms... Sarah and Louis. Returning to DC... Mixer and a champagne. Oooh, rainbows. Not influenza! Library in Cincinnati. I love how John specified the pets. Open Bar and comfortable stuff. This happens exactly once if you are lucky... which is pretty good. Surround byflu love.
11/24 The Bizarro History of Black Friday: (AND 2017 CENSUS!)
THIS IS FAKE NEWS. Hank and John do this in order to make sure you are being skeptical and checking the source. Like see the sources! Nice cozy things... Lighthouse service is funny? Lower prices a lot... this is all fun! VI HART STORE! Clearance... that's true! This is a calendar. MORE THINGS... SCISHOW FINDS... and there's the census. Understanding the community.
11/28 Let's Talk about Money
That's the suits. Next round submissions. New book is favorite books of the year. Foundation is federally sanctioned... really good year. 125,000 from Kedi, thank you? CHARITY EXTRAVAGANZA! Last Mile Health, which got forgotten so much. Second half got so much money. Brilliant video works for small creators. Little bit of pressure. Co-hosts? Join that matching donation fund. Take off the suit and lie in bed as he is still sickly.
12/01 Let's Talk About Stress!
Hank is in Cheyenne now? All that adaptation. It's all about stress... THREATDOWN! Physical stuff. Pumping and stuff. Fight or Flight... Punch the inbox. Piling on top of me. I had dealt it! Thank you Craig wink? Let's overpower the lizard brain. Tend and Befriend and freeze as well in the comments.
12/05 On the Movies
Book belong to the readers... Author isn't present? 11 year video conversation... Lot of decision of the book. Didn't sell the rights... see coded autobiography. That's the 84 year old... not an original idea. That was a good run. Quiet novel is hard to film. That's non-visual thing. Giving it a try? CASTING SUGGESTION... or have we read it and suggesting it anyway for funsies? Sorry.
12/08 I Have (a little bit) HAD IT!
That is very grumpy. Everything is good, but the rest of the world... ugh. Hair is a very weird thing. Where is home? Welcome to adulthood. Nachoes and Corndogs? Spoil the talent... no. Thank you. You had me until the end. Sea turtles are cute, TMNT, Lawrence Turtleman is unpopular? HOW DARE THEY? He is a professional! It's about the final project. Like friends.
12/12 2017 is the Best?
BLEH! Charitable giving is at a high. End of polio! Woo-hoo. That baby hippo! Let's not talk about negative today... Babies are good. ORIN learned to crawl and he walked during the livestream... not on air, but John whispered it to Sarah! Changes are profound. Freaking Portugal? P4A! Hooray!
12/15 Why Big Solutions Fail
It's that last mile that's the hardest... because you have be very specific. Squeaky prop. It's hundreds of thousand work... we have to whack the weed. Grow the economy and keep the thing floating. COOL STUFF! All that matching stuff is happening! Painting of rocks! Not photoshopped.
12/19 History Is Happening OR Limping to the Finish Line
Metaphysical tiredness. Passenger of the larger consciousness. I am trying to awake... Encourage opposition. THAT IS A LIE. All proceeds to charity! It's not about the feed. It's a meeting place. There's no permanence, so let's hold on and react accordingly. Nice bookend?
12/22 Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank)
It's like Die Hard... I never seen the movie... it's a downer in a way. Eat the cotton balls. Germans? VOLK... We need a greens are here. Hanging the tree. Pine bow. That Christmas special. We're here prepped, for most of January. Don't do that. That's some fire. Irish Spring. That's a lot of lists. Same stuff... without the sweater? Fruit cake is very nice. I love the inserts. GO BACK TO WORK. Pickle... it's a weird thing. There is... it's not the snake. Maybe not the snake.
12/26 LEAVE IT IN 2017
Therapist skepticism and let's find some pro and con. THE FEED, just don't do it. Wild swings... embrace that NUANCE! Less sporting stuff. Sanity! La Croix? Snarky is bad.... Avatar not person. Regular exercise... usual virtuous community. Smidge terrifying sharing.
12/29 Can You Ever Really Change?
MBTI is a weird test. I think I'm INFJ? Personality test is weird... College Hank in box! That adrenaline stuff. It's a mild distaste. Please people change. Planning is more Hank not. SUCH A EXTROVERT NOW... It's a dial, maybe? Behavior is hard. Not that simple? Change... maybe? Take that advice, well all that red arrows... molding that clay, yeah... do it! Good.
Yeah. This was a fun year. Serious Hank, silly Hank. Quippy and inspiring John. Good stuff.
01/03 10 Years on YouTube (...and MORE GREAT NEWS)
John is sick like 'this' year. 100 Days, do you remember? It was good! Woodblock looks cool. Unlike Brotherhood 2.0. that project DID NOT LAST. But I might be continuing the flame. WIMBLEDON IN PROPER CABLE... There was punishment. In two years, technically. So much joy!
01/06 Too Excited about Pears! (Question Tuesday with Hank)
That was pretty easy. There isn't, which is still weird. Too much physics problem. Not that hot. That's how circles work. J said everything. Just get a cab or UBER. He loves Pear, that's what he found out that day. I DON'T KNOW is early 2017 to No opinion is late 2017. Maybe 8? Just people felt like it, why English? WHY? Just make no sense. Woodblocks still looks good.
01/10 What Is the Real Unemployment Rate?
First educational video of the year. Different sets of data! Yeah! Good decline, more retiree. More parents and student... sigh. That's some 3% slack. Not much about unemployment. 33% is good. There are six... it's weird. U-3 4.7% U-4 adding discouraged. U-5 Marginal workers. And there's U-6 going to be part-time. What are you measuring? Country metric U-3 is good. U-6 is the slack! That distance is very interesting... hmm... DO NOT MIX UNEMPLOYMENT MEASURES.
01/13 Top 10 Best Dogs Ever
So, Hank wanted to do an educational video, but crowd did not agree, and therefore Hank has stuck himself in making weird video. Because that's what Hank's there for. Stubby, he's a good dog. That's a good pitbull! Dog altruism! Supposed to cry today? Best cat is a dog. Oh yes, Laika. That's sad. VERY SMALL DOGS. San Fran has weird local celebrities in the 19th century. Canary -> Island -> Dogs. That's like Trivia 101. You need to know this stuff. Lemon, don't make me sad.
01/17 How Young Is History?
Temple of the Roman Gods and now the Christian God. Four days to 3 hours. Lascaux, found by four boys and dog named Robot (another good dog) What kind of dating did the cave painting go through... did they found a nice person, or... just... There's more action! Chauvet is more older. That is... bizarre. It's very scary. I don't know John thought History will decay one day would be an inspirational ending... like it sounds inspirational, but it's very depressing. And oh, I forgot... The boxes. Yeah, the boxes are happening. Still can't believe the book came out. Crazy.
01/20 Behind the Scenes of My Life
Let's get through the employees. Matthew is cool, Nick is awesome, dependable. Nicole is a sweetie. She's always wonderful, getting through the muck of Sociology. Ceri, calm but not boring. She has her own charms. Valuable member of the team. Oh Alyssa, we'll see her. Caitlin is the original and kind of big mama, other than Katherine of course. Marcus... solid, Victoria is quite cool. Sarah... I think she left... Stefan, almost the charmer. Inimitable. Megan!!! She kind of left, but she still came for P4A, so that's nice. Sarah is definitely gone. Sam is very pleasant. Lou is Lou. Hiroka, the diversity hire... okay, that was mean. She's excellent. Michael in the darkness. That's where Michael lives. Scariest part, this is where Hank torture himself. Henry... he shares an office. Not an worker for Hank. He just shares an office. Purple light and there's Marie Ann. THANKS! It's a Julie, moneymaker. Cheeks coming. Think about Julia... AMY. Valerie is such a trooper. That is Alison. Sylvia, worked with her extensively. Duncan, the Santa Claus of the team. Adrienne... on the floor. Rodney, he's such a people person. Just so great. Natalie... she's fine. Well, there's Travis. Nick also worked with him. Warehouse... Caenaan... um, Jamie was here right? Rachel is very creative and she's in her own world, I don't know. Meg is Meg. Dave... Victoria, don't hog the screen. It's weird. Business in the un-normal ways. He's really interesting in that perspective.
01/23 On Motivation
My bad. I love that. They last... a bit. Unremarkable life, wait, Tuatura? Within? Boxes go in and out. Frickin' journey. Sheeple in Midwest, ooh. Lemonade is... I guess it is popular. Surprise in levels. There's no hard line in body and mind, hence the teleporter. ENDSCREEN! Start of The Hunt.
01/27 Screaming for Four Minutes Straight (with WheezyWaiter)
Back to Vlogbrother themes. Craig is great. Wait, Craig went to Joe Penna before the wedding... did Craig to went to Hank's to inquire about the baby? Oh, that's what it was. Everything make sense. Two face to eat. Butt teeth? That pause. That's a good story. Montana is lousy with eagles. Feet high. It felt good. That was four minute and a kiss. Not pooping. Craig figured out Ada early. Good Stuff.
01/31 Understanding Trump's Executive Order on Immigration
Oh, the trouble has started. We're in the set, too. Yikes. That visa order. They are mostly high-ranking people... legal permanent resident? Does it or not, apparently not. Dual confusion! Why... really hard to prove a negative. Big Brother is definitely watching. Little is an understatement. That's the worst part... for a 120 days? And Syria? There's a plenty of vetting. I don't know first amendment? Poorly thought, the four years. Moderating force is what scares the administration. But he doesn't read it? That seems a bluster. Credibly fear of execution... may be an illegal law? Moot and then not.
02/03 Are We Making Things Worse?
Is 2017 uncomfortable for ya? We haven't started yet! Deepening the echo chamber? That's going to change in a month or two. (Discrimination by business through sexual orientation) Some days. When belief itself is a threat, it's scary. 2000 submission was amazing. Great posters. Not a good idea, story of 2017, unfortunately. Work for the world we want to see? Is that what we're here for?
02/07 Good News, YA Books, and Bears: It's Question Tuesday
Yeah... that's not true. Ebola vaccine, very excited about that. Very good ZELDA game! Already perfect... Opposed to, is it because of Mandela effect? New Zealand is great place. Live news is going strong in YouTube, what are you looking yet. Warmer? Nah. It's like hot springs or something, perhaps. #1 Book for how long it might be. Bad high five. Yes, Immigrants. It has good world building. Most important... I Think We're Alone Now is a good song.
02/10 Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine
Bling was a line in The Last Jedi, not really. Do not mess with Oreo? Save it for later. No, and then does it? No quality control. Not again? COME ON BABY! Very good, though. Manufactured to be that shape? Professor Poop? Toilet paper murder? Weird pill. Brain flavor? Cranky... I hope not. Something this year... looking forward to stomachache. I love The Katherine biennial video.
02/14 Human Life Is Getting Better. Faster Than Ever Before.
World was time. 1990? Twenty years ago was 1997. Rate is following, we're at replacement rate! Gates letter to Buffet... Governmental aid is good. Goes a long way. It's extremely efficient?! National border microbe control. Because children is expensive. HUGE BENEFITS! Best deal in philanthropy. Malnurition is so bad... and contraception good! How does the poor live...
02/17 As Cold as The Milk: Learning Spanish with Luzu
Latin America is funny. Losing levels in games. Still cannot talk properly. Let's stare intensely. You went by it? Good spatial recognition! Very American. Not there first. Like in a... not cool. Montana shot the last bullet? 36 is very cold! Black bears in town. GEN 2?! People do that all the time.
02/21 Does Human Life Have Real Meaning?
No freedom from Comcast, that is Late Capitalism. Constructed by us, ugh. You should run away because that's a natural gas leak. Wedding? That's too close. Of course? THANK YOU! Open bar... Back to The Future has outsized influence of everything. It's not finished, but... there's a secret something something... follow the Tuatura. But then you tell things about new book! 43... that's... Christian Slater? Thought that are mine, another theme. I don't know. He probably didn't know. This matchup is fascinating that maybe it is I don't know... it is fascinating, indeed.
02/24 Doing Bad Things To Make Good Things Happen
That empty... makeshift-tripod space. Old changing mind train, in fact he expressed in 2007. Bad people are going to get bad things done... kind of. I mean there's more crafty ways. Brain and manipulate to the positive. He should know Ender Wiggins. influence or power! Yeah, that trust thing is the crux of lot of things. Backfire is very important to consider. Never going to get there, sometime, and that there's no final end goal. That is surprisingly hard ideas over reality? Yeah... positive step all the way. That doesn't mean you shouldn't punch some Nazi.
02/28 You Are Here
Did you look at the red arrows? World of Nerdfighteria. Yeah, that 10,000 hour is bunk. Comments are pretty great. Thanks commentators! Incredibly fortunate, sure. She isn't here. Welcome. This idea of that You're here in regards to death and the forgotten, is interesting in terms of language. I think it's a shame that we can't see the majesty of time. That we can't peruse the wonder that we built for ourselves, the multiple failures and successes. We really do take existence for granted.
03/03 PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE!
Pop Tart - Hot Dogs - Sriracha - Baked Bean - Pudding - Peanut Butter - Mustard. I love how John just scoops the PB... Almond Milk as base. Blaze of glory. Smell-o-vision? Hank is so good at this. This is why the food punishment is ususally done with John and not Hank. He's more pain.
03/07 Hoping for an Airport Reunion: One Refugee Family's Story
Burma! More trouble there. Step towards and now past democracy. Margins of the order. Quite dizzying... it's a big onion. Easy in reunion? There's a lot of Burmese in the midwest. Well, some... but let's not talk about that. There will more and more... and court rule for and then against... hah.
03/10 Do I Have ADHD?
Step into the senses... ADHD? Maybe? Some attention issues. Toes are going... stop them! ASSISTANT THANK GOD! Ongoing, frustrating impairment... Can you get a kid! I had one of those too! Seriously. Change the environment and changing the mind. Hardest part... lucky and help. So, that one person who thought Hank didn't know... yeah, Hank knows. Hank definitely knows.
03/14 Green Brothers Reunited!
Jumping together. Right... yeah... right. For protection. 100 bigs? Not very good AI. Snorlax... Andrew the Pokemon. Probably Andrew. He can cook the burgers? Wigglepuffed. Spikeladder. Inventor... of Pokemon. Silver! Getting there. Now I do! Looking... HANK IS TALLER! Spicy!!! Shoot... For protection, of course! Oh, those are good. Just-in-case plate. From viewers. Good. HANK'S WALLET AND TWO ROCKS (Trademarked) (on sale at DFTBA... not true)
03/17 Trump's Budget Explained
Discretionary Spending! Yeah! Ooh, ten percent increase. Accelerate? Not good. That big, beautiful wall.. Counter-terrorism stuff ??? LIHEAP... NIH eek. Why do you want to take these away? I mean that's fine. YEAH decreasing population! That's one block. To the CONGRESS!
03/21 My Information Diet
'Twitter' - Unpleasant and desirable. Useful and important... AGGHHH. Dumb phone stuff. He did it! Breaking son's heart. Chipotle app? Vague and nagging... better information? AGH! Clickbait! Drastic intervention... take on the diet. Indy Star is a great newspaper. Good echo there.
03/24 I Disagree with Me (Thoughts from Lake Powell)
Lake Powell is interesting. Creation of modern movement. DAM GOOD! Recreation and electricity. Colorado is a beast, indeed. Lake Powell was the price. Nature with humans? Amazingly stupid. Limited future... it's kind of a debt. Remember the Orville? Treasure the dam for the little moment they will be there. That's a bigamy. Tool of the protection. People disagree all the time.
03/28 Why Can't America Have a Grown-Up Healthcare Conversation?
Back to health-care. So continuing grown-up conversation. There's a snide (Paul Ryan) in that statement. Probably my favorite moment. Employer insurance is weird... That's a good percentage... Chile and Slovenia? It's a weird market. Thousands! Yes, redistribution policies help innovation!!! Personal? Pen to paper... Why You Got To Be Complicated. Access... maybe is not the best way. Fine balancing act that Republican failed... taxes, however. Negotiate aggressively. Although some say that income shuffle would be just different. Yes, it wouldn't be painless. Killing the sick would also work, they are there already? How about that? People get sick? Ah, who cares.
03/31 No Cut Confessional: Priorities
This is a feat! Do whatever needs doing. I wanted to exist... Too excited about science. Reliant obligation to Vidcon and Nerdfighteria... Wizard School was a mess, and people are still miffed and it's just... ugh. It's so... sad? It's so sad. Why did Hank so angry about the election? I might have a clue... but it's silly. And having a child. New constant prime obligation! Create new system.
04/04 Why I Won't Run for Office
Daniel Biss is running of Illnois governor. I kind of hope DSA backlash... I don't even, it won't be much, because Rosa is now running for a house seat and he's just shunned. Meeting is very bad. Magic of Ping-Pong to damn meeting! It's done so many other things... you would NOT want to know. There is... not IDEC. You know very few politicians... but you know the good ones. There's a scavenger hunt happening and I'm not recapping... well, I can't. It's... there's documents.
04/07 Squeezing Strangers' Bikes in Amsterdam!
This is edited by TheLetterFifteen? Which is the best. Theo is amazing. Just watch one of his videos. Presented without comment. The pigeon. Weird ding. Moorhen? Dutch are... weird. All the cars... Didn't listen to me? Bikes for centuries. See, that freaking CALLBACK!
04/11 Making the World's Largest Ball of Paint
Large balls... It's a ball there. Mike provides the paint! John? Circumstances... uncommonly great, having empathy... bankrupt! And Edison stole... yeah, he 'added' to it. Yes. It's like an Onion or an painted ogre? So, Sherwin-Williams? Vidcon Europe is great.
04/14 ★★★★ Review: The TFiOS Bench - Amsterdam
I'm glad Hank has the same feeling for Amersterdam as his brother. Freaking fair with same fair food. Just as good as Van Gogh museum? It is a bench! Do you take the paint... excellent tip. No other free attraction... leaving one review. Or.. maybe you're doing a scavenger hunt. I love how the connection is slight, like there's a thematic connection or a slight reference. Hank forgot the clip! Sorry!
04/18 Framing
How are you put together... That goes on for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. NEW BOXES! Most of the basement is indeed toys. (Now confetti being shipped!) FSA photo projects... Just the perfect... self-portrait... replacing the image. This is not a pipe. This is a video, oh... that's the joke.
04/21 The Adpocalypse: What it Means
It's weird thing... truly massive audience. REAL LIFE MONEY! They have a strategy! Fifty time less... TV people are richer? It's a big business, and worth less and less. ACTIVE time! I remember how pop-up ads came about because of the exact same problem? Manual-bucket! Algorithm-bucket... no one knows. Like no one knows. This really reminds me of prison retention programs. Radio is the closest form of media to the internet? Need, no... on the other side, well? Be careful?
04/25 Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon
Passions... and nothing about Pokemon. Big influx of species? Alien world... nuclear meltdown? Why do people do anything? To... hmm... Not a good idea... yeah, he does butt stuff. Roman gladiator stuff. Yeah, no... I get it. Just a sport? IS ABOUT GLORY. Fish is boring. It's a pika. It's a weird animal, and a very cute one. I mean you should know you're rodents.
04/28 Can You Trust Mainstream Media?
Is Expertise dead? I hope not? They are good people... Human nature and fracture system... gobble like candy. THANKS INTERNET! Feed is by worst instinct (algorithm) Hot takes are so hot! It's all good stuff... read those stuff. It's all good. Experts? What? Accountable, but don't throw the baby!!! Just bad thing to be experts for really, unless you're like the Kardashian or something.
05/02 The Life Changing Magic of Thumbs Up
Which is not relevant... 9:40... 22 kilowatts? Super weird thing happened... running faster! Noticing the trees? What a planet Earth is! Same surge! This is humiliating! But it's still there. Why is this is so... it's like the best-cut version of The American Life, with the quips and everything.
05/05 Sick and Tired
Why? Just discouraging... All that will be made through in December. 5 Calls and it's all good. Having the best days... breaking the norm. Thank you! Appreciation-deficit... Value that isn't qualified... not in the theory... it's more of a marginal propensity but people would have said that. Just break a little bit and give a little... gratitude? Do hope they have a nice day! Let's all... benefit? There's more to life than money... in a nutshell. I also like Marixst conception of this.
05/09 Your Neighborhood, Your Life Expectancy
It could affect the zip code in 20 years!!! Just slightly higher, and going down and up. That's not how life expectancy. Geography has a huge expectancy... Lot of physical activity stuff. Not actually of the norm... it's always Canada. Weird life expectancy stuff aside, not natural stuff. BONUS?
[05/10] Seeing Myself Through a Cat's Eyes
This is where I talk my feelings for Kedi, seven months on. It's a weird thing, again it could had worked, but like... there needed to be way to cheaply access the film. Like two week free or something... I don't know... ugh, I think it's this hosting thing that's the problem. Hosting something is too... business-y. It's like having a Starbucks in your living room. I was okay because I was thinking about like a business, but then I get my community hat and it's all wrong and I hate... myself for this confliction, but it's a good try and I'm glad Kedi is here, perhaps as an artifact. Whatever. But having an another channel, which is what Vlogbrothers does, will always be okay and having one in the main channel as a taster is fine. That's just experimentation. It's not like you set up a lemonade stand, or start a podcast... which I learned from PodCon. (it's a communal ownership.)
05/12 Things That You Just Might Love
Recommendation! Sam is such a great filmmaker and TANIS! Good stuff. You Must Remember This, and Humanize Me who Hank guested! Evelyn and Steven Suptic and Xidnaf (right now in hiatus) And Ellis and Simply Experienced and Miles McKenna been great since 2007. Get in touch?! Selling the new stuff. Newly connected world, discovery is going to be SO HARD! Ugh, let's see.
05/16 The Introducer, My Childhood Dream Job
Podcast stuff? Love for documentary... Cable? I don't understand... there were still advertisement? Being an introducers... I really envy the job as well. 7 Up series is so good! Herb & Dorothy is okay. Failures of Reconstruction is good. Nature docs is good docs. Going to the connecting point... Funding of advertising is so hard. It's a wonderful movie. PBS and Road to Nerdfighteria!
05/19 Should I Have a Baby?
Now a two-off! You don't know! Turd-fruit or tree-flesh. No, it's still together. Stress of getting ill?!! Doing it wrong? or all? Deepest form of care. Big project with wife? Sing in public! Parenthood connection. Capable impression, simple and important. Look AT HIM! Another deep care. Endorse doing hard things... Not made up... it's really great. Laptop decal, sure. PODCON, Jeez.
05/23 Boxes, Butterflies, and Regular Aunts: Live from the Past, It's Question Tuesday
Now this is a properly shocking scandal. Box... has a box. John does that. Do they know what they doing? Loop of the thoughts. Uncertainty is good, look at some statistics. Just reduce it by an hour? Goths is a good album. Great-aunt is when... It's the Spiral!!! Ms. Marvel is good. Willy-dog. Slow growing cancer... it's fine. That's for like four months... HAPPIER NEWS! Still time... yes.
05/26 Some Rough Advice for the "Real World"
THIS IS the time for annual commencement! Where do astrologer go? They don't go. Only person in the lab... kind of awesome. What? Saleable skill that you do? In this economy? Does anyone can function at all... that's the question that I want to ask... Society's imperative... don't heed it! It's nuts? You know more stuff, but you might get there... exceptional normal. Do it well!
05/30 What Should We Keep?
Only photo in the age of 23... he looks the same? Preserving... oh yes. It's so HARD! Worship screens? People are confused. Well, distant enough. One is good, but 17000? Seems... photo as conversation... we risk the old things died with Friendsters. Already holes! All that artwork is corroded and such. So save the Archive! What would be the copy?
06/02 The Paris Accord: What is it? And What Does it All Mean?
Let's go back to... 330 millions years ago. It's so good, when you go so far away. It's so trapped! All those cities that people are living... Oops... sorry? Every one has a goal. It's a problem statement. We're always there... we were so close! Why are we leaving behind? We share... huh?
06/06 My Favorite Subreddits: Joy, Wonder, Knowledge, and Birds with Arms
Just children falling over... Better Every One... brilliant and complicated one. There's all these aside in John videos these days which is weird, birds with arms. I mean pictionary is easier... Empire Did Nothing Wrong. Two sea anemone. Oddly-satisfying. Imaginary maps and HQ Gifs. Longer you hang around it just get better, yeah I felt that about this community... so good job, I guess.
06/09 Some Unhealthy Productivity Tips (and some Healthy ones)
Productivity tips... unpleasant tips... P4A right after PodCon... yeah, that was busy. Solo set, yeah, Internet Creator Guild... That microscope is fun! Eating Aphid! SOLD OUT! Two bad and three good: Too much sacrifice! Rely on me and stressful! That 80% will be a video later. Giving other people responsibility! They are learning! Cultivate the curiosity. We had a whole discussion.
06/13 Cheyenne, Wyoming
Rushmore commentary was a thing in P4A... you should listen to it. Kind of a escape. It's those miners... Somewhat not here. No haircuts. No book there. No Buts. Like reading and pacing. Quicker than any other books... oh well. You come to home, unless in Wyoming? Complexly... sure.
06/16 When Will You Die?
This is life expectancy, we talk about the expectancy stuff in May and this is one of the reason why it's so weird. Thomas Frank, doing Crash Course. That's a small comfort. 114 is the yearly stuff. NOBODY HAS TO DIE! Patreon makes good videos... why, they will get better why?
06/20 FIRST! Green Brothers Reunited Again
It used to bother... I WANT TO DO THIS... American Tails, that's a good... just apply pressure. Delicate setup! Jurassic Park? Lost World, why. I DID NOT. Call mom... It was a memory of myself! First concert TMBG! Snow in the ground in Alabama! It's a thing - some Alabamans in 2017. Made-up idea? It's the shape! Shadow in a moon? Had a time? That was here... Google should have bought it... so good... That Plus thing. First time of the outfit. (Death.)
06/22 My New Book
Yeah, he just drop that out of nowhere. Like he did a Beyonce! And it was good.
06/23 Reviewing Musicals from their Wikipedia Pages
Amazing suggestion, and this is the turning point perhaps. Dave is poor condition. There are lot of them. One robot dance. There needs to be 10. WOW! Just Mother's Day. There's a Superman Musical in 1975! OH IT IS! Sent a poet! Like a bad idea. Of All Her A Sex Paragon. Black file? Nail Salon? CAPTAIN DINKLEPOP?!?! Alice has daughter... hm? Spell it with 'a'!
06/27 UNBOXING
He's signing these papers. There's 1.5 million first printing. Maybe somebody... 200,000 maybe? Probably get Universal Health Care? I get ISBN! 0-525- WHOO! Signed book is one ISBN! I got one for the local bookstore! It's a back side! Family affair thing? Sharpie color!
06/30 Eyes Made of Crystal? - Trilobites are Bizarre
Yes, there is ANOTHER FREAKING SHOW on the studio. Eons, hosted by Blake and Callie! Trilobites are pretty long lived species. Lot of catching up... there are lot of them. Shed that exoskeleton. Complex eyes, crystal eyes! Weird distortion. So dang cool!!!
07/04 Civil Twilight
It's the first Lake Michigan video of the year. People love these videos. Mundane and cliche, indeed. Universally beautiful. Overwhelmed by the light! That's why Mars twilight is blue! Come on! Just having a blue twilight in the movie? It will be so cool! Mars is so cool. I am Hank.
07/07 My Earthquake Story - (And Thoughts About Numbers)
That's 5.8... it's a shaky thing. How much it moving. 7.0 is pretty destructive, but center was close and the building was shoddy. Doesn't tell you everything. Crash Course did well. But number is only a part... the story is the next part. Are they good surrogate? I'm sure there are numbers for this. You missed the... interaction and the freaking content! And it's so hard.
07/11 Signing 200,000 Autographs
Yes, he's capable. I think make sense. None yet. Not totally sure. It's more repetitive stuff. Physical training! That sarcasm... That's some variation. Pen wants to autograph! Sharpie money, well? Those spirals seems so cool. Still great after all these. Good signatures. Still fun!
07/14 YouTube History Lesson: Vlogbrothers Through the Ages
All that milestone with the Wayback Machine... it's so great! YouTube was a dating site. YEP! That was Cosmic Panda is that image stuff! That's a good stuff. I remember doing this. That was the top of the sub list. It was a good show. Destine to fail. Don't... PLEASE DO! I met Monica... she's nice. Comment of the channel. YouTube Drama! So old! Do it for a year... but turned out again. Maybe do that discussion... first book you ever love and please donate to the Archive, they are god-send.
07/18 Accio Decade Hallows
Signing update. Such nostalgia. That one good news that sparked, birth of surprise. Wait, what? Won the Printz Award... that shocked face. New house, stuff. There's still boxes. It's a fulfilling project. He still knows the all possible pronunciation. WOW. Community that build a community.
07/21 On Condom Failure
More statistics debunking... 2% per use? Just 10 time better. Per year of use! Just the one person. This is not individual decisions. Perhaps 250 times? From incomplete raw data. Not actually, seems unlikely... Yes, it's multiplication... 20% to 33%... 20% per year in average person? IUD FTW! Pretty effective isn't it! I forgot that Hank completely missed the 'raw data' joke. He does that.
07/25 What OCD Is Like (for Me)
This is just personal experience. Hard to access... void inside, twisted or in fire. Insensate horror. There's a cinematography stuff that seems to work, but maybe it's me? Is it captain... in fact it's premise for a lot of horror movie, and that's why horror movies are so interesting. It usually doesn't work... mental activity is better medicated than not. Totally fictional.
07/28 Why You Haven't Started a Business
Young people are... not creating? Hmm? Fear and stuff is very good. Hire people and fire people. Not just different choice. Burden of debt? Just access to capital? Who are super rich people... bank are supposed to loan show to grow the economy??? Big companies, just in that way. Just bad investment? Grow or die... tumors. Wealth decrease... whee?! Gen 1099! Contractors... yeah! Just a sole proprietorship? Mountains of red tape... just uninteresting. Let's look at the comments.
08/01 Death and How to Avoid It (...for a while)
Getting that Purell and into death. Bad for the whole social order. All that preventable death with unintentional injury... three reason... falling from aging, overdoses from the drug epidemic, motor vehicle stuff from distraction. It's the symptom of the 21st century! So long PSA.
[08/03] HAPPY ESTHER DAY!!!
We pause and we celebrate the non-romantic love. I love you. Not again for a year. This Star Won't Go Out... expanding the mission... Project Lovely, which is lovely. Beautiful memoir.
08/04 Why Bullets are Good for the Environment
Not really resource extraction... whole lot of fracking. Pittman-Robertson Act... one of those FDR law, and wildlife management from... guns? Because you are hunting. But we changed hunting animal for... stuff. It's like a deadly baseball... it's a bubble that happen. So much new money! Nobody doesn't like that... Donate to a local land trust... Thanks, Obama? Hilarious and amazing... There's ROLF... it's very good and less problems than Wizard School.
08/08 What You Make of It: Thoughts from Venice, Italy
Adding a vowel at the end of the noun... because he's a husband. Setting out to the city. More people thousand years ago... oh god. Doesn't seem real? Almost exclusively of tourist. I always bookstore GELATTO! It is amazing! All that Penny Guggenheim! Very crowded. Very very sick! Removal gallbladder... back to San Marco... I hate it in 2011, but 2017 is much better! Not yet.
08/11 Life is not a Job Training Program
That got lots of question. Do the calculation yourself. Roach person? Break off... build the structure. Financially secure is a... lie. Not a job training program. Not on Earth to get jobs. Anthro... hmm. Complicated... she does not. I would support it. 22k -> 14k not 42k. PAT! Journalism reviving! Back to School sale and that was another collage joke isn't it? But get a frame! Classy dude!
08/15 Very Hard to Desclibe
It's a good cover! Wrapped another Paper Towns. There is some turtles, I assure you. Emotional response... Desclibe, okay. I liked going to Venice. Reconnecting boxes. LECTROJOG!!! Magical. Pretty sure there's no signed copy and some book recommendation. Weird precedent. TOUR!
08/18 What I've Been Thinking About
70's lot of things changed... taught by Black teachers. Surprise! Little worried, so... hard to talk about race and so... noticing race is... important. Sorry. Not a heroic decision, but she stuck to it. Hate is so easy. Love is harder... It's America, but we can move on! This is the process! It's too small of goal. Diverse books and learn from the past and perhaps even the future. Thank you, Ashley.
08/22 The Causes of Cholera
Cholera will dry you very quickly. Polk was not that good, so it's fine. Good TMBG song. Cholera is caused by infrastructure. It's very simple. Yemen is bucking the trend. It's now a epidemic situation. Yes, sugar bypasses the path that Cholera breaks... Weird, but works. People will get really angry in ten year about Yemen, I will mark my words. There's so many going on. Empathy.
08/25 Trust and Fire - Thoughts from the Smoke
All that fire... Northwest and there was the eclipse! Trusted all the things. Lots of table. Lots of calculation. Again, another 'trust the experts'. Interesting. Appeal is always the trust. Hunch is like 'eh'... appeal to sanity, perhaps. Fatal extreme... with trust issues. Do not discard them! Baby!! Turtle cakes are so good in so many ways and ROLF is very good and hurricane too. Oh my.
08/29 40
Adulthood is not the end... pin you down and become the robot. That metaphysical death... pack up my life in 15 minutes. Cannot think of adulthood of prison. Having roots, and being incredibly lucky. More the rule... I hope so. Not a destination... your one wild and precious life. I found my spot. Those boxes are gone!!! Lots of other way and the first chapter... this is a book exemption. So many goddamn disaster this year. That August felt like... like the whole world is going to collapse in 2020.
09/01 What Everyone Gets Wrong About Global Warming
This is my favorite video... The curve is the climate... Probability collapse is the best explanation of quantum mechanics... and then I develop the idea between the field and the lines. It's so good. That was a quite good. More giraffe love. Noisy fidget stuff. Lily Gladstone is very good.
09/05 John Reads the First Chapter of Turtles All the Way Down
This is a weird beginning, but it's actually really nicely complements the end. Vast and windowless room. The narration is very weird and I have a good way to portray it, but I'm not confident.
[09/07] I Love and Apologize to [Insert Location Here]: Surprise Thursday Bonus Video!
Where are you going... when they said my city... I had to buy my tickets. Why. Midwest, we have get done. That was a good letter. Probably yes. Only... well, there's something like a turtle.
09/08 How to Win Australia
Denver = Isengard or Mordor? It's hard. I always want to a game show where one's glance assumption is tested. Airport simulator in an airport. Dave's head... Grace... she's a Tennis player. Morning in Melbourne. It is very big. Hank is THE WINNER! Hank is going to quite... um... weird for now on. Beautiful sunlight... Oh, well... tomorrow then. Australia was great, surprisingly.
09/12 How Will the World End? Why Even Get Out of Bed? It's Question Tuesday.
Tuatura is a long liver... The World, with a whimper... seek a reason to get out a bed. We need to get out... in bed, mostly. Go through the pocket. Bad brain and architecture. Commiseration. Disappointed... Don't tell him! Bellingham sold out so quickly! I can't believe... that's true. Profoundly disturbing... Iceland is very great... that's a good hotdog. Ooh, Aaron Burr. Always the failure of the language and the reality. They can provide shelter.
09/15 My Butt Has Some Complaints About Australia
Jet lag came to him other side. Very nice cotton satin. So great. I am... I am. Worst thing ever. This was a very nice... they have an iron butts. Don't say that. Or Australia. Walking... That butt cheeks that is just... what is that. THIS IS TOO MUCH! They've done something. Yard cost? That's... wooo... American medical system. That's some great burn there. That was good weird.
09/19 Why Cities?
Civilization is great, or is it? That was completely irrational. All that pandemic happening. Also much more work. STATE JUST POPPED UP... Let's make a state? It's the buzz... power concentration... not in the short interest. City was a mistake. Much more violent and infanticide? Well, there was something in the weird long-term? KNOWLEDGE! Ground of meaning... Wait... HANK IS PUBLISHING A BOOK?!?! (Also, I guess that would happen so another + for me!)
09/22 How to Invest (and other money questions with The Financial Diet)
Pay off the credit card immediately. That's a bad thing... $3000? Why? Advising is pretty bad. Really small... active investment... Fidelity. Stop driving by? All the roads! Home-cooking! NO! PLEASE GOD NO! Why do... NO! I knew... but I didn't knew but NOW I KNOW. Take the 401K. Loan, just pay as they come. Do they have giant holes. Jeans diss is a guest thing. Thanks!
09/26 Trump and Russia: An Introduction to What We Know (and What We Don't)
Russian government, in particular. Not relevant, kind of. Sought to influence... not much of surprise. Disinformation, election data and DNC stuff. It really is Stupid Watergate. I don't think that's an analogy... John. Probably. 'Thing of value'... I don't know. I still love the DC Universe and John's excited talk about Manafort losing bail because he couldn't get himself to not shill for a moment... during the podcast. Session recuse... Flynn did so much shady things. Loyalty? That is alarming. Maybe Obstruction of Justice... well, Nixon stepped down before impeachment but process was starting to happen. Muller is going through this interestingly. Rob Goldstone is so weird. Collusion did not happen, because not of the will, but just because they were dumb. That's probably the most we could hope for, if you're Republican of course. There might be more. Much more.
09/29 What's This Video About?
This is never opened. This is a flat Dr. Pepper... Missed one. Weird cans. Formative piece of media. Michael Piller is pretty good. Chase across the universe. About something. Is this Hank's review of The Last Jedi... it's kind of boring. Evil people stuff... boring. Hope is the new... I don't know. There are many themes and most are pretty good. Another pretty good review there.
10/03 Let's Talk about Books
Recommendation. Bit teary... Sanez is pretty interesting. Nina LaCour is interesting as well. Renee Watson... stop pretending. Celeste Ng, of course. I don't want to John Updike. Alacorn is a finalist... Poetry is very nice. Clint Smith is pretty good. Very good bonkers. 500,000 people, jeez. It's Us? Lockhart and Stefivarter at the same month? Jeez, that's a lot of YA stuff.
10/06 The World's Largest Fruits
Um, fruits! Will they please you? Very good with corn! All that sweet potato. That is upset. Like a baby. All those photos. All that Lemon. Gourds can grow very big. Fight for the giant pumpkin! HE IS A STAR... Important day of 2017... taking the all of the anxiety. Be at peace.
10/10 Turtles All the Way Down!!! A Reunion Video
Please do not spoil... Me all the way down. Picking up a Hank. It's a good thing. Hank is just chilling. Caroline... really? So good... so good. so good. Generous reviews. A bit much. 150 people??? Hank has still forget the words. There's a secret. Year of burnt garbage. Only the Mountain Goats. Be the Tuatura... please be the tuatura. Great impressions.
10/13 Behind the Sides
Beautiful theater. Stained glass window. It's the Green Room. Dingy and gross. Looks and smell like cafeteria. Glamour is gone. All that behind the scenes. Understand the magics. Get some places. IT'S LOCKED! All that weird dirt. He loves little doors. I think Hank... is a cat. Bus is amazing.
10/17 Look at Tiny Baby Hank
Legoland break... Movie Magic! Photoshoot... literally a fitness model. Book signing pause. Chair for Dave as well. He's dashing. Hank, I agree! Nashville? Really good reviews. Outside the usual routine, bit overwhelming... Hank is a kind man. All that turtles. Cut the sentimentality. Alice says Hank has a stupid butt... there's a whole trap song and everything. It's a hit, I believe.
10/20 Places Made of People: Thoughts from My Old High School
Beneath the notice of people. Lot of different feelings. Soda machine, very good. Carving a peace sign... that's... something. No distinguishing features. The book place. Wandering to place proper... refilled with life... what did I bring to this place. That's a turtle! Being a better steward.
10/24 Tour Bus Bus Tour
Maybe made a great video, but he bit the memory card. It's toast. Not a palindrome. That's where Brock lives. That's the office, the offending chips. Tubes are too small. Target HQ? Hangout area. Side to side area... getting the bus legs. Sharpie drawer... hiding some turtles.
10/27 The Secret to my Productivity
There's nothing good... little ashamed. Getting to the 80%. See we're talking about this. That seems a worthwhile. Best is subjective. All those targets. Always changing. Getting the bull's eye. Throw the freaking the dart! Good taste cannot be taught. Always going to look worse. See you tonight!
10/30 I Mustache You: A Pizzamas Reunion!
Ooh... it's the mustache. It's a HAUL! Sun shade! Subtle. Chibi John! ONLY FOR TWO WEEKS. So meta... actually awesome? Have the poll: Interesting choices. Cusp of the beginning of the fad... and it's a great... for when you go pizza-hardy. The whole place is getting older. NAMI!
10/31 Where are Whale Balls? Question Tuesday: Pizza Edition
This is the production for The Doll's House in Bellingham. They are fine. Very new feeling. Roll it up... very nervous. Blocking a door. Strongly pro! Hank can eat anything. Whale aorta. Whale balls. There are in the inside. Mini-version. Too many olive. Overrated. MAKE STUFF BETTER. Welcome to 2017. Have you seen a whale. It's The Doll's House. All that hamster.
11/01 Pizza Cocktails with John and Hank!
Super modern Bloody Mary. That's good. We probably will. That's good. You're the reason. There's less value in the remote now. Not good. Willis Carrier? Defined vodka? It's not... whatever. Such high-quality stuff, indeed. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. Old-school joke!
11/02 Hank Reviews Everything
John had a review show that got cancelled called the Anthropocene Reviewed. Three stars. Which is it? Confused. Good traffic cone. Fiji water... who drank the water? SOCKS! Six stars (I KNOW THERE ARE NO SIX STARS!) Rachel Calderon Navarro, designer for everyone. Do not turn the A/C under 70 degrees. I don't know why but just that fact, it's just like oh, he wants a... oh.
11/03 Because We're Here
Bringing back memories... almost a decade ago. There's the Amy story... Chest-crushing depression, audience doesn't delivered. We're here because... that existence is the most important part. 2017 was a long year but you had a good year. And it was very long as well. There's Hayes Brown!
11/06 Banana Milk and Almond Orchards
What, banana milk is awesome. I used to drink it all the time. There's one left. Crown has a poop. Tree made out of dirt. I don't want this on my body... John is so... he's amazing. We're in LA! Look at the signing machine! Going through the questions. Remarkably flexible brain!
11/07 Definitely Not A Pecan Orchard: A Pizzamas Question Tuesday
It's an almond orchard. That's a dad hat. Hank's right. Hank is the patriotic one. Lightest of the weight. He's interviewing Joe Biden! He interviewed the VP... poll in sidebar. Joe dance? NO OPINION! Difficult and good dance. You're not close. He is drunk. Not this way? 1% off.
11/08 Follow Hank All Day
Morning baby and song. Drippy pizza. SHOCKED SHOCKED! Pretty snowy mountain. Rachel does everything. NO OPINION! Sweaty deals! They always steal ideas. I mean... yes. GLUMPKINS. Wardrobe for SciShow and Crash Course. Thank-you cards... it's also a P4A perks. It is a learned skill ALL THE FLAVOR. All the staff stuff... see this is freaking Pixar stuff, person! Burp.
11/09 The New Zealand Five Cent Coin
Only coin with Tuatura... it's in 5 cent. Espically astonishing. Now it's a tangent. It is. 23 for $22. Gifts and all the Nerdfighters. They sent them anyway. All that story coming together and all that kindness... dissolving John. Another P4A perk. Seriously lot of P4A perk.
11/10 The Weirdest Living Animals - (With Dr. Lawrence Turtleman)
Welcome Dr. Lawrence Turtleman! Aardvark, Hoatzin, and the Tuatura. ONLY ONE ISLAND! Plant in the divison... it's the Ginkgo... it's that smelly and tasty seed, all that isolation.
(11/14) John was sick, so he missed this day. (THIS IS AN EXEMPTION!)
11/17 Why Are Taxes So Complicated? (The Musical?)
IT'S A MUSICAL! Why is it complicated? Head tax is that flat tax. $12,000 is good. TAX JAIL... I love that song. Income is pretty progressive. Half taxes? Money, people, make? Taxing the value. This is income... something like stock? It's made by non-meat stuff corporation. It is that money! LIKE WAY LESS TAX... We're not analyzing the thing! It's called... Capital Gains! Tax value... they save very little... social service make so much... It's called progressive taxation!!! SIN TAXES! That's the mortal stuff. Redistribution stuff! PLANNING ON CONGRESS IS FORBIDDEN. Rich douchebags... that's the best stuff. Underhanded stuff. All that new rules stuff. Tax is fun!
11/21 Two Love Stories
Hotel ballrooms... Sarah and Louis. Returning to DC... Mixer and a champagne. Oooh, rainbows. Not influenza! Library in Cincinnati. I love how John specified the pets. Open Bar and comfortable stuff. This happens exactly once if you are lucky... which is pretty good. Surround by
11/24 The Bizarro History of Black Friday: (AND 2017 CENSUS!)
THIS IS FAKE NEWS. Hank and John do this in order to make sure you are being skeptical and checking the source. Like see the sources! Nice cozy things... Lighthouse service is funny? Lower prices a lot... this is all fun! VI HART STORE! Clearance... that's true! This is a calendar. MORE THINGS... SCISHOW FINDS... and there's the census. Understanding the community.
11/28 Let's Talk about Money
That's the suits. Next round submissions. New book is favorite books of the year. Foundation is federally sanctioned... really good year. 125,000 from Kedi, thank you? CHARITY EXTRAVAGANZA! Last Mile Health, which got forgotten so much. Second half got so much money. Brilliant video works for small creators. Little bit of pressure. Co-hosts? Join that matching donation fund. Take off the suit and lie in bed as he is still sickly.
12/01 Let's Talk About Stress!
Hank is in Cheyenne now? All that adaptation. It's all about stress... THREATDOWN! Physical stuff. Pumping and stuff. Fight or Flight... Punch the inbox. Piling on top of me. I had dealt it! Thank you Craig wink? Let's overpower the lizard brain. Tend and Befriend and freeze as well in the comments.
12/05 On the Movies
Book belong to the readers... Author isn't present? 11 year video conversation... Lot of decision of the book. Didn't sell the rights... see coded autobiography. That's the 84 year old... not an original idea. That was a good run. Quiet novel is hard to film. That's non-visual thing. Giving it a try? CASTING SUGGESTION... or have we read it and suggesting it anyway for funsies? Sorry.
12/08 I Have (a little bit) HAD IT!
That is very grumpy. Everything is good, but the rest of the world... ugh. Hair is a very weird thing. Where is home? Welcome to adulthood. Nachoes and Corndogs? Spoil the talent... no. Thank you. You had me until the end. Sea turtles are cute, TMNT, Lawrence Turtleman is unpopular? HOW DARE THEY? He is a professional! It's about the final project. Like friends.
12/12 2017 is the Best?
BLEH! Charitable giving is at a high. End of polio! Woo-hoo. That baby hippo! Let's not talk about negative today... Babies are good. ORIN learned to crawl and he walked during the livestream... not on air, but John whispered it to Sarah! Changes are profound. Freaking Portugal? P4A! Hooray!
12/15 Why Big Solutions Fail
It's that last mile that's the hardest... because you have be very specific. Squeaky prop. It's hundreds of thousand work... we have to whack the weed. Grow the economy and keep the thing floating. COOL STUFF! All that matching stuff is happening! Painting of rocks! Not photoshopped.
12/19 History Is Happening OR Limping to the Finish Line
Metaphysical tiredness. Passenger of the larger consciousness. I am trying to awake... Encourage opposition. THAT IS A LIE. All proceeds to charity! It's not about the feed. It's a meeting place. There's no permanence, so let's hold on and react accordingly. Nice bookend?
12/22 Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank)
It's like Die Hard... I never seen the movie... it's a downer in a way. Eat the cotton balls. Germans? VOLK... We need a greens are here. Hanging the tree. Pine bow. That Christmas special. We're here prepped, for most of January. Don't do that. That's some fire. Irish Spring. That's a lot of lists. Same stuff... without the sweater? Fruit cake is very nice. I love the inserts. GO BACK TO WORK. Pickle... it's a weird thing. There is... it's not the snake. Maybe not the snake.
12/26 LEAVE IT IN 2017
Therapist skepticism and let's find some pro and con. THE FEED, just don't do it. Wild swings... embrace that NUANCE! Less sporting stuff. Sanity! La Croix? Snarky is bad.... Avatar not person. Regular exercise... usual virtuous community. Smidge terrifying sharing.
12/29 Can You Ever Really Change?
MBTI is a weird test. I think I'm INFJ? Personality test is weird... College Hank in box! That adrenaline stuff. It's a mild distaste. Please people change. Planning is more Hank not. SUCH A EXTROVERT NOW... It's a dial, maybe? Behavior is hard. Not that simple? Change... maybe? Take that advice, well all that red arrows... molding that clay, yeah... do it! Good.
Yeah. This was a fun year. Serious Hank, silly Hank. Quippy and inspiring John. Good stuff.
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 27, 2007
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
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Thursday, December 21, 2017
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Wednesday, December 20, 2017
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Tuesday, December 19, 2017
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Monday, December 18, 2017
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Thursday, December 14, 2017
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Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 13, 2007
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Monday, December 11, 2017
Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 11, 2007
Sunday, December 10, 2017
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Thursday, December 7, 2017
Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 7, 2007
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Vlogbrother's 10 Year Rewind - December 6, 2007
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